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冷笑话精选：
麦迪化身专车司机全程被女乘客无视。。哈哈哈大写的心疼！麦迪：“你知道哪些运动员么？” 女乘客：“科比……”[笑cry]tRxAyvE

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

人民日报：
【老人组团“劫”婚车，警察来了也不让[摊手]】月日，安徽阜南县一婚车队遭老人拦截，他们在机动车道将婚车围住，不给喜钱就不走，警察来了依旧围堵，甚至躺在车前。期间还发生肢体冲突。最终，司机还是无奈掏钱，众人看到钱一拥而上。tRxwgnr @梨视频
[【 old man group bullet car, the police came also dont let [stand hand]] month day, anhui funan county was the old man to intercept a car team, they are the lanes to surround the car, dont give XiQian dont go, here come the police still containment, even lying on the car. During the physical confrontation. Finally, the driver was forced to buy, set all the money. TRxwgnr @ pear video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

头条新闻：
#春节春运#【岁的等待与岁的归途】石欣今年岁，离婚后妻子留给他一个岁的儿子。为养家，石欣外出打工。春节前，石欣一路坐火车、公交，赶路近小时回到村里时发现，儿子已在路口等着他。那一刻，他觉得路上的累都值得了！tRxAUTvD 此时此刻，你是否在回家的路上？
[# # the Spring Festival travel mbox years, wait with the return of 】【 years old this year, after the divorce his wife left him a son. To support the family, working out mbox. Before the Spring Festival, mbox all the way by train, bus, the road near hours when back to the village, found that his son has been waiting for him at an intersection. At that moment, he began to feel tired is worth all the way! TRxAUTvD at this moment, if you are on the way home? ]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

我的朋友是个呆B：
最近，俄罗斯的一个谷仓发生火灾，消防员紧急赶到救下了里面一百多头猪。在抱出来的时候，猪崽们还都热乎着，冒着热气，幸亏消防员来得早。。
tRxwRATI
[Recently, a Russian barn fire, the firemen arrived and save the emergency in more than one hundred pigs. At the time of holding out, piglet is also hot, steaming, thanks to the firemen came early. tRxwRATI]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

这里是美国：
女罪犯在法庭上不知悔改，这法官的脾气~ 跟谁作不好，跟法官作[笑cry]tRxhtSB
[Female criminals impenitence in court, this judge bad temper ~ and who, with the judge [laugh cry] tRxhtSB]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

每日一狗：
【老兵退伍时去和军犬告别：开车瞬间场面失控令人泪崩[泪]】退伍前，老兵李红飞专程来到几十公里外的军犬疗养院，与曾跟自己并肩战斗过的军犬“贝龙”做最后的道别，而在他开车离开疗养院的一刹那，“贝龙”的举动，真的让人看哭了……致敬退伍老兵！[心] @中国新闻网 tRxZHnG
[[veterans retired when to say goodbye to dogs driving moment scene out of control A tear collapse [tears]] before the army, veteran Li Gongfei made a special trip to a few tens of kilometers outside the military sanatorium, had fought alongside with his dog beroun final goodbyes, and in his driving away from a nursing home, beroun move, really let a person see crying... Pay tribute to veterans. [heart] @ tRxZHnG from Chinese news]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
每年不变的传统，今儿为了给老爷子买点心匣子排了俩小时的队。。。
[Every year the same tradition, today in order to buy snack box for the old waited in line for two hours... ]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

喵星人的喵星球：
还没放假的猫友们来点个赞吧[摊手]
[Cat friends havent vacation to point a praise [stand hand]]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon

柳岩：
#大年初一大闹天竺# [爱你]大连好美[爱你]
[# # on big big tianzhu [love] you dalian beautiful love you []]

顺着天意做事，逆着个性做人… 工作事宜请联络经纪人@张剑斌（仅短信）邮箱：binbin@

Happy张江：
碉堡了！机.场客服中心教新员工如何平复晚点乘客的心情。。。这演技必须满分啊，人生如戏，全靠演技！笑疯了[哈哈]#花式闹新春#tRxAyzik
[The bunker! Machine. A guest service center to teach new employees how to cushion the delay passengers mood... This acting skills must be full marks, life is like a play, all by acting! Smile crazyha ha # # tRxAyzik fancy make New Year]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

我与贱客的日常：
原来当一只企鹅这么难...真的好萌！[笑cry]
tRJMgmp
[原来当一只企鹅这么难……真的好萌![笑哭] tRJMgmp]

各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

人民日报：
【boiling and bubbling…火锅洗了老外的脑，老外洗了我的脑…[二哈]】最近，几个老外写的一首名叫《Hot Pot》的说唱歌曲在网络上走红。几遍下来，满脑袋都是：“火锅，火锅，我要火锅；火锅，火锅，我爱火锅；火锅，火锅，你知道火锅，火锅很好吃…”完全停不下来…tRxhfwi （成都商报）
[The boiling and bubbling... Hot Pot of brain washed the foreigner, the foreigner to wash my brain... ha] [two] recently, a few foreigners write a rap song called Hot Pot on the Internet. Several times and all over the head hot pot, hot pot, Ill hot pot, hot pot, hot pot, I love hot pot, hot pot, hot pot, do you know the hot pot, hot pot delicious... Full stop... TRxhfwi (chengdu commercial daily)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

当时我就震惊了：
runnningman孔刘这一期的开场真的太好笑了，结合最近的鬼怪来说给他“放火罪”这个罪名很贴切啊[笑cry]tRxAN
[Runnningman gong yoo opening this issue really is too funny, combined with recent ghosts speaking to his arson, which is very apt [laugh cry] tRxAN]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国一妹子为庆祝偶像卡缪大人的生日，特意准备了全套的甜点自助，包括种蛋糕、糖果、巧克力（当然都是真家伙），还盛装打扮陪伴偶像...爱到深处破次元[哆啦A梦吃惊]
[Island a sister for idol camuss adult birthday, specially prepared a full set of dessert buffet, including kinds of cakes, candy, chocolate () are real one, of course, also dressed up with idol... Love to the depths to break the dimensional [doraemon surprised]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

英国那些事儿：
伦敦水族馆每年一月的深度大扫除..... 看着海洋动物们和人类清洁工同框，这画风也是可以...... [摊手]
[The depth of the London aquarium each January cleaning... Look at Marine animals and human cleaners with box, this style can also be... [stand hand]]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

创意铺子：
【《歌手》首播哈萨克斯坦年小鲜肉迪玛希夺冠】《歌手》昨晚首播，哈萨克斯坦国宝级歌手迪玛希挑战世界五大最难法语歌之一《一个忧伤者的求救》，铺主终于知道什么是高低音，真假音，转音了···网友表示，从此，一堆朋友们从哈日哈韩变成哈哈[摊手] tRxUJq
[The singer premiere Kazakhstan in small meat dima title 】 singer premiere last night, kazakhstan national treasure di marsh challenge the world one of the five most French song a sorrow of the injured for help, Lord finally know what is the high and low, true and false, turned the sound, a net friend said, from now on, a bunch of friends from Japan, South Korea become ha ha [stand hand] tRxUJq]

铺主在此，大力勾引~！生活怎能没创意，快让创意围绕你！合作QQ：

宠物卖萌中心：
主人把摄像机绑在哈士奇背上，看主人出门的时候二哈一只狗在家里会做些什么？[可怜]当主人回到家看今天一天的视频的时候，就发现汪星人这一天只做了一件事：等你回来[可怜][悲伤]#宠物卖萌中心# tRMERBzz
[Master tied the camera on the back of huskies, see the master when you go out two ha a dog at home do? [poor] when the owner returned home watching video of a day today, I found the Wang Xing people this day only to do one thing waiting for you to come back [poor] [sad] # # tRMERBzz pet show MOE center]

我已经设置了不允许任何人关注不信你试一下(￣へ￣)

复古老照片：
想有一套复式公寓以后和好朋友住在一起
[Want to have a duplex apartment And good friends live together in the future]

怀旧，不是因为那个时代那么好，而是那个时候，你还年轻。

全球奇闻趣事：
我就想问问你们，这种男朋友到底哪找的？在线等挺急的[笑cry][笑cry]
[I just want to ask you, that the boyfriend what looking for? Online a wait of [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

日本流行每日速报：
我也想要这样的化妆技术！！
[I also want to makeup technology!!!!! ]

用传统媒体以外的视角，分享日本的那些事...

我就是小机灵呀：
alan送的新年礼物
【Fujifilm Instax Share SP-照片打印机】和一百来张相纸
这大概是我收到过的最喜欢的新年礼物了！！
一打开玩儿了之后完全停不下来！一次哗哗几十张
现在家里的冰箱门都被我贴满了hhhhh

#机灵儿爱物#
个人觉得比拍立得实用很多因为不存在废片这一说
设置好连接Wi-Fi 然后打印手
[Alans New Year gift 【 Fujifilm Instax Share SP - photo printer 】 and one hundred pieces of paper this is probably the most I have ever received like New Year gift!! open the play after the full stop! Using a dozens of the fridge at home are filled by me now HHHHH # machine shine love item # personal feel than practical many polaroid Because there is no scrap piece of the set connected wi-fi then print]

越努力越幸运。

央视新闻：
【央视征集：拍二孩故事上电视！[话筒]】中国年全年出生人口万，二孩占比%。听说有了二宝以后，大宝的日常就发生了“翻天覆地”的变化？[笑cry]爸爸妈妈们，拍摄你家二孩故事发至cctvhai@qq，记得横屏拍摄并附上宝贝们的名字，你的宝宝就可能登上央视特别节目《二孩之后》！
[【 CCTV solicitation take two children stories on TV! [microphone]] in China annual births, child accounted for % . Heard about the two Po, dabao everyday earth-shaking changes have taken place in? [laughing cry] parents, shoot your second child story to cctvhai @ qq, remember horizontal screen shot and attached to the name of the baby, your baby may be on CCTV special program after the second child! ]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

小逗比神吐槽：
剪完刘海的瞬间很满意，回家后崩溃了[doge]tRxAwJBq
[Home after cut bangs moment very satisfied, collapsed after the doge tRxAwJBq]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~！

韩国me2day：
【日刊体育独家】[IU与张基河在分手今后将作为前后辈相处]日根据多名相关人员消息,IU与张基河已经于大约一周之前分手,两人对彼此的关系进行了整理,并决定今后作为前后辈相处.
[[IU and Zhang Jihe nikkan sports sole 】【 successors get along] before break up in the future will be, according to a number of related personnel, IU and Zhang Jihe have break up in about a week ago, the relationship between the two people to each other, and decide the future as the younger generation.]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

张海宇Patrick：
成为一个好摄影师的第一要素——找到一片好景色。🙈（无p图）
[To be a good photographer, the first thing to do - get a good view. 🙈（无p图） ]

工作联系：yxcm-artist@estar-media.net 负责经纪人：桑野电视：《今夜百乐门》话剧：《醉生梦死》、《水面之下》电视剧：《六扇门》

酥饼大人：
大过年的特意准备了一组壁纸给你们。手机、pad全用上，走亲戚时往桌上一放。朕只能帮你们到这了！加油！[喵喵] #酥饼君的日常#
[The festival holiday specially prepared a set of wallpaper to you. Mobile phones, pad with all relatives when one put on the table. I can only help you to this! Come on! [meow] # # juns daily]

叫声酥，脸像饼。我是罐头场的压寨CEO，没有蛋蛋也妨碍不了我安静的当一枚美篮子(ー`´ー)

美食控的幸福生活：
理想和现实的差距，在卖家秀和买家秀之间展现的淋漓尽致！[哈哈]
[The gap between ideal and reality, between the buyers and sellers show show show incisively and vividly! [ha ha]]

纯正血统美食控，人生以寻找美食和分享美食信息为乐，跟着我一起享受幸福生活！小控卫星：meishikong 欢迎调戏~

CNU_blank：
以华丽的姿势入场
[In gorgeous posture]

优秀视觉艺术图片分享｜中国视觉联盟（cnu.cc）

北美吐槽君：
“自从上了生物课之后，男票什么都要设实验组和对照组，开始每次不可描述都只抓我的左胸。”
[Since the biology, male ticket is to establish the experimental group and the control group, began to do not describe every time to catch my left breast. ]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

史上第一最最搞：
一条关于周立波事件的微博，底下这评论都有毒啊，哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了！！
[An article about zhou libos weibo event, under this comment toxic ah, ha ha ha ha ha killing me!! ]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

新剧不能停：
【#文彩元# 有望携手 #南柱赫# 出演tvN新剧《#河伯的新娘#》】
文彩元经纪公司表示：“文彩元确实收到了女主人公出演提议，目前正在商讨中，并没有确定出演。”早前报道，#南柱赫# 有望出演该剧男主人公，正在商讨中，尚未决定是否出演。
该剧改编自尹美庚的纯情漫画。原作备受女性读者喜爱，在漫画杂
[【 color # wen yuan h # # # is expected to hand in hand to south column in tvN new bride # of # river 】 color wen yuan brokerage firm, said the text color yuan really received the heroine in proposal, is to discuss, not sure. Early reports, # column h # is expected to be the hero in the south, are discussing, has not yet decided whether to play. the play is adapted from pure beauty heptyl yoon comics. The original female readers, in the comics]

最有深度和诚意的追剧博合作QQ：本博剧评、图文视频均为原创，谢绝转载微信号：xinju，其余均为假冒

全球时尚：
胡歌、刘涛现场演唱《风起时》和《红颜旧》，一个豪情，一个柔情；歌曲也是画面感十足，直接回到了追剧的时候：当时胡歌还是林殊哥哥，刘涛还是霓凰郡主~tRxAAOv
[Their arrival, liu tao singing live when the wind and the beauty of the old, a lofty sentiments, a tenderness; Song is in scope, directly back to chase play time when their arrival or Lin Shu brother, liu tao or neon burn infanta ~ tRxAAOv]

分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd

三联生活周刊：
捷克Zlín，-°C的一天，肥皂泡是这样的晶莹剔透，美得不忍触碰，想让它永存。（摄影：Lenka Zapletalová）
[One day the Czech Zlin - ° C, soap is such a glittering and translucent get rid of is appeared, beautiful to touch, want to let it forever. (photo Lenka Zapletalova)]