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北美吐槽君：
“在巴厘岛办婚礼，闺蜜强行要我请她老公，并且费用全包”后续：“A老公在中间挑拨离间还要求我把我没有出席他们婚礼的老公那份礼金拿出来给他们”原贴图二（原贴传送门tRMGqG）
[Wedding in Bali, girlfriends want me to please her husband, and all-in follow-up A husband made mischief in the middle Also asked me to the husband I didnt attend their wedding that take out a gift to them, the original map (original post portal tRMGqG)]

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Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】萌翻！超暖新作《一条狗的使命》首曝加长版电视预告片！又有新镜头哦！本片已定级PG普通级！根据同名畅销小说改编，讲述一只叫Bailey的狗狗（雪宝Josh Gad配音）经历了四次转世，最终依然回到第一个主人身边的故事。尤其最后一次回到主人身边时直接把他扑倒！[哈哈][抱抱_旧][爱你]
[The monkeys sole 】 turn! New book the mission of a dog super warm first exposure extended edition TV trailer! And there was a new lens! The movie is rated PG regular grade! Based on the best-selling novel, tells about a dog named Bailey (snow treasure Josh Gad) has experienced four times reincarnation, still came back to the first owner side of the story. Especially when the last time to go back to their owners directly threw him! [ha ha] [hug _ old] [love] you]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

一起神回复：
#神回卧谈会# 岁不想谈恋爱有什么问题吗？或者这么问：到了适婚年龄不想恋爱结婚有错吗？
[# # god back into slumber, dont want to fall in love whats the problem? Or so ask are there any wrong to the marriageable age dont want to marry?]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。

韩国me2day：
【YouTube】今天的晚安曲给大家送上#脸红的思春期# 演唱的<给你宇宙>[抱抱] →tRMbDCQ
[【视频】今天的晚安曲给大家送上#脸红的思春期#演唱的<给你宇宙>[抱抱)→tRMbDCQ]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

清华南都：
用手机输入法敲出“我是”，然后在弹出的字里边一直选第一个，直到尽头，看看你是什么？
[I am mobile phone input method, and then in the pop-up word in has been selected the first, until the end, and see what are you?]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

搭配师林可儿：
说一个秘密吧这里没人认识你
[Say a secret There is no one to know you here]

你在看我的微博！

季箐：
你是我期待又矛盾的梦，想抓却不能拥抱的风，想喝又怕醉的酒。
[You are I am looking forward to the dream and contradiction, want to catch but cant hug the wind, want to drink wine drunk again afraid.]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复，其余都是骗子】

霸道总裁：
成都，我来了。
[Chengdu, Im coming.]

该配合我演技你就配合，一天天的……

不二大叔说：
“我好像明白了，你只有走完必须走的路，才能过想过的生活。”—— 德卡先生的信箱
[I seemed to understand, you only had to go to walk the road, to live the life of thought. Mr DE cards mailbox]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

大脑切片：
老子警告你老子不开心的时候你别跟我嬉皮笑脸的因为你一笑我也想笑我很尴尬知道么
[Lao tze warning you Lao tze not happy You dont give me smirked Because you laugh I also want to smile me very embarrassing to know]

从伦敦到马德里。

曼联新闻：
老实讲，红牌可能有点过重了。不过好在琼斯无大碍。
[To be honest, the red card may be a bit overweight. But fortunately Jones.]

不定时播报曼联新闻的微博，合作请私信。

老中医健康养生：
【宝宝发烧勿输液，蔬菜三样保平安】在宝宝生病发烧的时候，轻易不要给宝宝吃退烧药，也不要输液！告诉各位妈妈退烧的一个方子：香菜去叶子留茎和根-根白萝卜-片生姜-片加冰糖加水煮分钟。待温度适中给宝宝喝，宝宝喝下去会出汗退热的。各位妈妈们可以试试看，效果非常好。
[The baby has a fever not infusion, vegetables three protect peaceful 】 when baby ill have a fever, dont give the baby to eat antipyretics, easily dont infusion! Tell you mother the fever a prescription coriander leaves to leave stem and root - green radish slices ginger - add rock sugar to add water to boil minutes. Baby stay temperature is moderate for your baby to drink, drink it will sweat the fever. Dear mothers can give it a try, the effect is very good.]

——轻松养生、你也可以做一个健康的人。投稿合作QQ

刘一手5497：
晚安[月亮]
[Good night [moon]]

南京亿人传媒旗下网络主播 Yy频道

野生珍妮：
求火锅店们普及电磁炉！！！
煤气罐火锅，总是吃得很紧绷，感觉自己是走钢索的人，飞蛾扑火，随时要为爱牺牲。
[For the hot-pot restaurant popular induction cooker!!!!!! gas canisters hotpot, always eat very tight, feel like people who walk the tightrope, moth, ready to sacrifice for love.]

都市丽人赤脚编剧亚洲舞王

一支上上签：
霉运会走开
[Bad luck will go away]

是你的一支上上签

blackbab：
Bye bye 👋🏾

今年的目标已经写在备忘录里 📝
从戒掉懒癌戒掉拖延戒掉熬夜做起！😤
希望咱们都能做到自己想做的事 🙏🏾👼🏾💕
[Bye Bye 👋🏾

今年的目标已经写在备忘录里 📝
从戒掉懒癌 Quit delay Kick start to stay up late! 😤
希望咱们都能做到自己想做的事 🙏🏾👼🏾💕]

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搭配师林欣：
两个人熟不熟，要看聊天的猥琐程度。人前的高贵清纯，败给一个无话不谈的闺蜜。有一种友情，叫一起污！
[Two people cooked not familiar, depends on degree of obscene chat. Front of the noble and pure, to a no words dont talk about girlfriends. There is a kind of friendship, called together the dirt!]

你身边的女装搭配师

这微博笑死我了：
一只超级乖巧的小博美，修毛还这么听话，卧槽，简直爆爆了！ tRIdxIW
[A super cute little leung, repair hair so obedient, oh my god, it exploded! tRIdxIW]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

痒气美少女：
我们保持这个姿势很久了呢。
那换个姿势？
不要，没抱够。
好魔性。。。[爱你]
[We hold the position for a long time. that change the position? dont, dont have enough. good ones... Love you []]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

读书有范：
漫画家教你画一棵树，简直碉堡了，建议留着备用！！tRVxlFX
[Fort cartoonist teach you picture a tree, it had a spare!!!!! tRVxlFX]

一段美文，愉悦你的眼，温暖你的心。

世界搞笑排行榜：
一个岁小正太跳《GOOD BOY》，全程吊炸天，被帅了一脸！！tRymCX
[A eyes jump GOOD BOY, at the age of the whole crane Fried day, be handsome a face!!!! tRymCX]

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旧酒馆：
你做你自己，有我爱你。
[You do yourself, I love you.]

别人都叫我二姐，比较懒，所以不喜欢回答问题。

英国足球那点事：
开赛第分钟，费古利被红牌罚下……西汉姆联人对阵曼联[衰][衰][衰]
[In the first minutes, fee notes were sent off... West ham united man against Manchester united [failure] [failure] [failure]]

公众号FootballinUK 曾收到阿斯顿维拉官方祝福资深托吹帕杜颜粉团团长

星座爱情001：
一生很短，没必要过于计较，有些事弄不懂，就不去懂；有些人猜不透，就不去猜；有些理想不通，就不去想。生活，不会因你抱怨而改变；人生，不会因你惆怅而变化。把不愉快的过往，在无人的角落，折叠收藏。告诉自己：我可以不完美，但一定要真实；我可以不富有，但一定要快乐。
[Life is short, dont need too seriously, there are some things dont understand, just dont understand; Some people guessing, wont go to guess; Some ideal, there is not to think about. Life, will not change by you complain; Life, will not change by you disappointed. The unhappy past, in the corner of the unmanned folding collection. Tell yourself I can not perfect, but must be true; I can not rich, but must be happy.]

星座达人，爱情感悟，时尚前沿！

365个旅行攻略：
【古城西安最新游玩攻略】不仅游得很经济，而且写的很详细[给力][威武]大篇幅的美食介绍，最方便省心的旅游路线！马走春节走一波[嘻嘻]
[Not only visit the ancient city of xi an latest strategy 】【 swam very economic, and write a very detailed [to] [power] much food is introduced, the most convenient and hassle free travel route! Spring Festival walk horse wave (hee hee)]

۩۞۩不一样的梦想，不一样的旅行，不一样的人生。你又在看我微博。

掏心話_：
“我十有八九的欲言又止在日后想来都庆幸，而绝大多数的敞开心扉在事后都追悔。”
[Nine times out of ten of the utterance but I want to come in the future are glad, and open up the vast majority of all regret afterwards.]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

欠抱：
每次看到可爱的小狗都想当
[Every time I see the lovely puppy want to be]

一个神出鬼没的人

那些心酸的爱情故事：
最怕和自己在乎的人慢慢变远，变淡，变陌生的过程，真的是发自内心的疼。
[The most afraid of grow far, care about myself and the person becomes weak, become unfamiliar process, really is from the heart pain.]

感动你我，改变人心，精彩的、影响爱情观的感人爱情故事。一个故事，一份感动，感受真爱，请自备纸巾！【投稿邮箱：@qq。com】

孔侑_孔刘百度贴吧：
#孔刘##孔侑##孤单又灿烂的神-鬼怪# 无水印gif给各位呈上[奥特曼] 成熟稳重的大叔和小调皮的欧巴你更喜欢哪款？[害羞]（crnaver）
[# gong yoo using # # # # hole alone and brilliant - ghost # without watermark GIF god give you have attached a uncle [she] mature and a little naughty, which one do you prefer? [shy] (crnaver)]

韩国演员孔刘。孔侑_孔刘百度贴吧官方微博【Only For Yoo】【. Happy birthday to Yoo】

写给前任的999封情书：
▷
“当你错过了一个真心实意的好女孩，
一定会遇到一个让你痛不欲生的婊子”
[Spending when you missed a sincere good girl, will encounter a killing you bitch]

你不是公主你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

曼联新闻：
分钟，费古利拼抢中和琼斯相撞，被红牌罚下了。
[Minutes, the fee notes, with the collided with Jones was sent off.]

不定时播报曼联新闻的微博，合作请私信。

汪泽其：
致所有汪粉：

努力奋斗，不畏惧适当的风险。

做一个有钱人，而不是看起来有钱的人。

永远保持年轻的心态，和善良的灵魂。
[To all wang powder struggle, is not afraid of the appropriate risk. do a rich man, not look rich. always keep young mentality, and kindness of the soul.]

本博主是个穷矮矬，但人善良。新粉先往前翻个月旧帖。

忧伤的啪哥：
#啪哥夜话#
很多女孩死在分手时爱一个人用尽全力感情散了也爱不起来了[微笑]
[# # pa elder brother night many girls died when breaking up Love someone with all the feelings and love not up [smiles]]

不操粉但我更想虐你 Midnight communication time hours a day