2017年1月25日星期三

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北美吐槽君:
    并不是只有打骂才是对孩子最大的伤害 ​​​
[Not only beat and scold is the biggest harm to the child]

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郑渊洁:
    #早起的虫子被鸟吃# 现在是年月日清晨点分。现在你为什么醒着?#郑在打卡# ​​​​
[# # the early worm was the birds eat now is on some points in the early morning. Why are you awake now? # # zheng in clock in]

《童话大王》月刊岁了 邮局订阅代号-

WEED:
    #thuglife#
动手啊你怎么还不动手
tRxbWBV . ​​​

[# thuglife# < br > begin ah why dont you begin < br > tRxbWBV.]

一个peace到最后的帅哥

实用技能酱:
    教你画一堆圆滚滚十二生肖小动物,马了画起来[哆啦A梦花心] ​​​
[Teach you how to draw A bunch of round Chinese zodiac animals, horses draw up [doraemon flower heart]]

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写给前任的999封情书:
    “说狠话的是我
心里难过的也是我
要先走的是我
频频回头的也是我” ​​​

[Said malicious words is my < br > heart sad and < br > I want to go first of which is frequently also me back I < br >]

你不是公主 你是会哭泣的鱼儿。投稿合作 QQ

王于京:
    留下来,或者我跟你走。我一直想要的:就是你!这应该是我永远不会删的微博[心]tRLDydDw #随手转发让爱回家# ​​​
[To stay, or I go with you. Ive always wanted is you! This should be I will never delete the weibo [heart] tRLDydDw # # with forward let love home]

为浙江正能量发声代言!

宫崎骏漫画全集:
    一个超级有爱的动画小短片:在死神训练班里的小骷髅死神有着一颗少女心,不喜欢杀生,只爱织粉红毛衣,但又不得不面对死神考试……被这个小骷髅萌了一脸血![心]tRLnHxR ​​​
[A super love small animation short film in the training class in the death of a small skull a god of death has a heart girl, dont like to kill, only love pink sweater weaving, but had to face death exam... Was the little skull of a face of blood! [heart] tRLnHxR]

每一个,每一个角落都充满着惊喜,每一扇窗户都诉说着动人的(合作QQ:)

热门叔叔:
    看到这个#丽江抢劫打人恶性毁容事件#,首先不管什么原因,为了什么,把一个女人打成这样,不管打人者是谁 什么身份 什么背景 我都只想对你说一句:你他妈就是个畜生!十几个男的打一个女的,用啤酒瓶划脸,还要把人埋了?希望@云南警方 尽快将犯罪分子绳之以法,还当事人一个公道!#丽江打人抢劫事件# ​​​
[See the # # lijiang dozen vicious disfigured robbery, first of all, whatever the reason, for the sake of what, put into such a woman, no matter what the attacker who identity background I just want to say to you you his mama is a beast! A dozen men, and a woman with a beer bottle row face, also buried the man? Hope @ yunnan police to bring criminals to justice as soon as possible, and the parties to a reasonable! # # lijiang hit people looting]

他她们都说这是一个三观很正的叔叔 谢谢你们都长得辣么好看还关注我!🙏

我是马男Bojack:
    世界上最恶心的事 就是你看见了一个人虚伪的一面 可是其他人没看见 他们以为她就是表面上的那么美好 然后你就变成了其他人眼里的心机婊 ​​​
[The most disgusting thing in the world Is you see the hypocrisy of a man But others dont see they think she is so beautiful on the surface And then you into other peoples eyes all Biao]

我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……

人民网:
    #家乡年夜饭#【糖醋排骨】排骨我就爱吃糖醋的!拯救你萎靡不振的食欲!酸甜开胃,满口留香,马走[馋嘴]@鲜衣美食君 ​​​
[The eve of the # # hometown sweet and sour pork ribs ribs I would love to eat sweet and sour! Save your flagging appetite! Sweet and sour appetizing, mouthful fragrance, horse go [available] @ fresh food jun]

报道全球 传播中国

CP少女头像:
    重要的不是什么都拥有
而是你想要的恰好在身边 ​​​

[What will matter is not what has < br > but happened to be in side you want]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

改变你的爱情故事:
    最合适你的人,是不需要奔跑着去追赶,拼了命去靠近的。 ​​​
[The most appropriate you, is not to need to run to catch, spelled a life go to close. ​​​]

改变人心,影响爱情观的感人爱情故事,感受真爱,请自备纸巾~

米娜:
    水一旦流深,就会发不出声音。人的感情一旦深厚,也就会显得淡薄。 ​​​
[Once water flow deep, will send out sound. Peoples feelings once deep, also can appear weak. ​​​]

《米娜》是倡导自然无造作流行的杂志,提倡日常生活中的实用搭配,自然自信的生活态度。米娜时尚网 mina

一句话明白:
    有些缘分是注定要失去的,有些缘分是永远不会有好结果的。爱一个人不一定要拥有,但拥有一个人就一定要好好去爱他。 ​​​
[Some fate is doomed to lose, some fate is never have good results. Love a person not necessarily to have, but have a person must take to love him. ​​​]

人生感悟 情感心理咨询师

型男穿衣打扮:
    我给你说,你们这都是活该。 ​​​
[I said to you, you are deserve it. ​​​]

属于男人的衣柜,总有用到的时候!

Lily_cuckoo:
    看了热门的丽江打人事件,去过云南旅游的我来说,刚去一周就感受到当地混混浓烈的恶意,也曾发微博吐槽过,不建议去云南,尤其是昆明,大理,丽江 ​​​
[To see popular lijiang incident, I have been to yunnan tourism, just a week to feel strong local thugs malicious, was tweeting joked about, do not recommend to yunnan, especially in kunming, Dali, lijiang]

不羁

十万个心情签名:
    “和好容易,如初太难,与其互相猜忌,不如各奔东西,我会笑的大方,也会走的坦荡。” ​​​​
[And easy, as difficult, rather than mutual suspicion, not equal to each rush thing, I will smile and easy, can also go flat. ​​​​]

一句心情一段回忆,一个签名一段情感,总有那么一句,那么一段,让你感同深受。推广合作私信qq

谭舒文__Amen:
    逐渐剖开摸索自己到底是一个什么样的人 是一个漫长隐忍SM般的自虐过程。
就像在睡不着的夜里,数一数有几颗牙齿,敲一敲自己的肋骨,再把胸腔撕开心脏掏出来,黑色的阴暗面朝上放在窗台,等明天的阳光把它重新晒红,才能继续跳动。 ​​​

[Gradually opened to grope for you is a what kind of person Is a long ) from the nue process of SM. < br > just like in cant sleep at night, count has a few teeth, knock his own ribs, again took out the chest tore open the heart, to the dark side of black up on the windowsill, tomorrow the sun to bask in red, it can continue to beat. ​​​]

A weapon.

丁聪改变世界:
    每个人都不容易,每个人都一样。
各自安好,冷暖自知。 ​​​

[Everyone is not easy, everyone is the same. < br > ok, affair. ​​​]

世界因我而不同

爱吃火锅的豪欧巴_:
    千万别等我 我也在等别人 晚安 ​​​
[Dont wait for me Im also waiting on others good night]

辽宁传媒学院 新闻系 级

谁还没个小号啥的:
    在别人对你没有任何了解的情况下,有时候,善意会来的更汹涌些,有时候,恶意也会来的更狂野些。 ​​​
[In the other person know you dont have any cases, sometimes, goodwill will come more rough, sometimes, malicious will also come to be more wild. ​​​]

我叫小号

Skm破音大魔王:
    就很不讲道理 ​​​
[It is unreasonable]

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Mc苏格:
    #丽江抢劫打人恶性毁容事件# 这种恶性事件都上不了热搜 那么我觉得也没什么必要玩微博了.. ​​​
[# # lijiang dozen vicious disfigured robbery this vicious incident on out So I think no necessary to play weibo.. ​​​]

yy主播 (合作请私信联系)

网红揭秘:
    景甜,郑爽,阚清子她们三都是北京电影学院表演系级的同班同学,看学生时期的大合照,那时候的她们都好青涩~ ​​​
[Sweet scene, Zheng Shuang KanQingZi they sandu performance is the Beijing film academy class classmate, see students period of the big picture, they are good young ~ at that time]

如果我发有关明星的,请不要纠结我的微博名,因为这里就是一个八卦的地方~

林美洛-:
    #丽江抢劫打人恶性毁容事件# 之前我也有过被喝醉酒的男性恶意骚扰 一路跟踪到我家门口 我阻止他同我进电梯 鼻梁被打骨折。 报警了 派出所也是随便录口供之后不理不睬。 希望这个世界多点正能量 希望还姑娘一个公道。 ​​​
[# # lijiang dozen vicious disfigured robbery before I had a malicious harassment be drunken men Tracking all the way to the door of my house I stop him into the elevator with me bridge of the nose was broken. Call the police station is literally record confession after brush-off. Hope this world more positive energy Hope the girl a justice. ​​​]

Eason

爱吃甜食的vivi小姐:
    #丽江抢劫打人恶性毁容事件#
你们真的是警察吗 狗警吧?
我是一个从来不在网上做语言攻击的人
实在忍不住了 你们是什么狗东西
那女孩以后要怎么办 一生全毁了
你们还对得起头上的警徽?
警校没教你们爱民???
真是吃着人民的俸禄 又不替人民办事
还骑在人民头上作威作福的人
我明天一早还有事 大半夜 ​​​

[# # lijiang dozen vicious disfigured robbery < br > you really is the police The dog p? < br > I am a never do on the Internet language attack < br > you cant resist What is your dog < br > the girl do Life is ruined < br > do you live up to the head of the badge? < br > morality police didnt teach you??????? < br > its eating the bread of the people And for the people < br > also riding on peoples lording < br > I have work about early tomorrow morning]

18姐微博:
    用毛巾就能折出一只萌萌的泰迪熊!撩妹技能get! tRIPzWS ​​​
[Towel can fold out a MOE MOE teddy bear! Liao get younger sister skills. tRIPzWS]

(ˊᗜˋ*)و 看到别人家的喵就想抱走

我和渣男的狗血经历:
    你的上一段感情是怎样结束的? ​​​
[How your last relationship end? ​​​]

你又在看我微博。合作QQ

一句正能量的话:
    不如就利用孤单一人的时间使自己变得更优秀,给来的人一个惊喜,也给自己一个好的交代 。 ​​​
[It would be better to use alone time to make oneself become more outstanding, a surprise for people, also give yourself a good replacement. ​​​]

每早一句正能量的话,治愈一整天。合作加QQ:,备明来意

哲言心语:
    你想的越多,遇到的麻烦就会越多;什么都不想,反倒一点麻烦没有。你怕的越多,欺负你的人就越多;什么都不怕了,反倒没人敢欺负你。这世界就这样,你人品好,别人就来占你的便宜。你横一点,反倒是都来讨好你。别一味地退让,当你受到委屈时,要勇敢地说No! ​​​​
[Do you want to, the more trouble will be more; What all dont want to, but no trouble. The more you fear, the more people bully you; What all not afraid, but no one would dare to bully you. The world in this way, your character is good, someone to take advantage of you. You cross a little, but is all to please you. Dont blindly compromise, when you are wronged, to be brave enough to say No! ​​​​]

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我一讲你就笑:
    当梅长苏遇上安迪和老谭, 简直逆天的搞笑!你大爷的!笑死宝宝了。。。哈哈哈 .[笑cry] tRUVHlX ​ ​ ​ #花式闹新春# ​​​
[When meets Andy and old tan mei long Sue, can go funny! You big ye of! Smile dead baby... Ha, ha, ha. [laughing cry] tRUVHlX # # fancy make New Year]

笑有三大好处,减压,美容,长寿,喜欢请关注,合作联系QQ

北美新浪:
    #环球趣闻# 【塞尔维亚“内裤跑” 民众脱衣挑战严寒】当地时间年月日,塞尔维亚贝尔格莱德,民众在零下的气温中参加“内裤跑”。网友直呼:满屏大长腿。tRxbWQUA ​​​
[Universal anecdotes # # 【 Serbia underwear run people cold strip challenges 】 local time (date) (month) (year), Belgrade, Serbia in sub-zero temperatures for pants. The net friend call full screen big long legs. tRxbWQUA]

新闻、资讯、时尚、趣图、笑话,还有微博上最流行的。一旦关注,别无所求。

这微博笑死我了:
    这视频太牛逼了,背景音乐更牛逼。tRbBtsi ​​​
[This video is too cow force, background music more. tRbBtsi]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

全球搞笑排行榜:
    美国一个警局的老警官突然在电梯里风骚地跳起了舞,接着引起多位警官一同尬舞....没想到你们是这样的警官啊![二哈] tRxfxM
#花式闹新春# ​​​

[The old a police officer in the elevator suddenly dancing coquettish ground, then cause a number of police officers in conjunction with the dance... Didnt think you are such a police officer! [two ha] tRxfxM < br > # # fancy make New Year]

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