年，德云社大型商演场，现场观众余万。小型演出余场，现场观众余万。对相声来说，我们尽心了。对得起祖师爷，对得起观众，对得起艺人的良心。
[Years, Devon community large ShangYan field, the audience more. Small yu performances, the audience more. For crosstalk, we take. Worthy ancestors, live up to the audience, worthy artists of conscience. ]
珠丸之珍，雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵，鱼不求烹。
富贵长生，天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气，我作主由不得天。
思想聚焦：周杰伦，从不羁少年到胡子奶爸，你唱的是我们年的青春。十五年青春，十五年陪伴，愿时光不老，我们不散！[心]tRMdnvol
[Jay Chou, from the unruly teenagers to beard milk dad, you sing is years of our youth. years of youth, years company, may not old years, we do not come loose! [heart] tRMdnvol]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
新剧不能停：【#Rain# & #金泰希# 婚礼高清照曝光——那个对视，就是永远幸福啊！】
Rain、金泰希日公开婚礼现场照，女方穿着短裙婚纱，秀发盘起，勾着身边的老公，两人超甜蜜对视，看着彼此的眼神甜出蜜。
金泰希通过经纪公司公开亲笔信：“谢谢大家为我们这突如其来的消息送上祝福。”她在信中表示，希望成为老
[【 # # # Rain# & Kim tae-hee wedding Gao Qingzhao exposure -- the eye, is a lifetime of happiness! < br > Rain, Kim tae-hee day open the wedding, the woman wore a skirt wedding dress, the hair dish up, check the side of the husband, two super sweet eyes, looked at each others eyes, sweet honey. < br > Kim tae-hee through brokerages open letter thank you for this sudden news congratulations. She said in the letter, hope to become old]
最有深度和诚意的追剧博 合作QQ： 本博剧评、图文均为原创，谢绝转载
最神奇的视频：李玉刚、杨树林《一人我饮酒醉》[嘻嘻]tRMNfu
[Yugang li, poplar one I drink drunk hee hee tRMNfu]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
大脑切片：果然男人的话都不能信！[笑cry]
[Indeed a man cant believe! [laughing cry]]
从伦敦到马德里。
我与老公的日常：狗狗一听到主人放屁的声音就会连忙躲开…看这反应以前绝对被主人坑过[doge]tRMdQF
[The dog heard the master fart will hurriedly escape... Look at the reaction absolute pits by hostdoge tRMdQF before]
更多夫妻趣事，尽在公棕V信：Laogongdaren.欢迎私信投稿(不要发私密消息)。蠢萌CP→ →@我和基友的日常。老公留着不欺负娶回家干什么？！
韩国me2day：#第届首尔歌谣大赏# #MOBB# （#宋旻浩# #BOBBY#）带来
[# the first session of Seoul song is great reward # # MOBB# (# # # BOBBY# Song Min hao) to bring the < Body > < HOLUP! > > < HIT ME fascinating stage! Swag full stage! tRMdRsN]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
刘哔电影：温情解说之《中邪》：国产恐怖片中的一股清流[doge]tRMdHpny
[Warmth explanation of evil domestic a desiredoge tRMdHpny in horror]
合作联系邮箱 liubi@vip. （微信订阅：刘哔电影 每天晚上都会在那给你们讲故事
人民日报：【桌人瓶酒！岁准博士在导师饭局后猝死】日，在参加完导师组织的聚餐后，岁的江苏大学电气信息工程学院硕士生史国平倒在宿舍，抢救无效死亡。一个多月前，他刚被确定保送该校博士生。聚餐菜单显示，桌师生瓶酒：白酒瓶，黄酒瓶。tRMDya喝酒那些事↓千万别逞能！
[【 table wine! 】 mphil in tutor after meal sudden death, after attending the mentor group dinner, jiangsu university at the age of electrical information engineering college, masters Shi Guoping pour in the dormitory, rescue invalid death. More than a month ago, hes just been determined walks the school doctoral students. Dinner menu, according to the table of the teachers and students to wine wine bottle, yellow bottle. TRMDya drink those things left dont f! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
Happy张江：汪星人：“不是说就洗个澡么，怎么还生上火切葱姜蒜了？”吓得狗脸懵逼。。。[傻眼]#花式闹新春# tRMdTyVw
[Wang Xing people just take a bath, not to say that how also gave birth to a touchy cut onion ginger garlic? Scared the dog face meng force... [been] # # fancy make spring tRMdTyVw]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
全球顶尖摄影：【PS小技巧：证件照换底色+制作一寸照片方法】超详细教程，极易上手，你一定用的到～
[【 PS tip documents as in the base + made one inch photos method 】 more detailed tutorial, easy to get started, you must use to ~]
欢迎来到微博中最大的摄影类微博~~学习摄影知识，看摄影技巧，赏最美摄影，你值得拥有！
小野妹子学吐槽：把今天上午微博的评论总结了一下，真是同一个世界，同一个爹妈...打开看看，你会惊讶地发现，仿佛回到了自己的家[笑cry]
[Sums up the weibo comments this morning, its the same world, the same parents... Open and see, youll be surprised to find, as if returned to his home [laugh cry]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
吳大偉DvWooooo：同学们我们准备出发去洛杉矶了
不要太想我
[The students we ready to go to Los Angeles < br > dont want to me]
朴尔因子护肤品牌 创始人，作者，已出版《这世界，缺你不可》 工作邮箱：davidwoostudio@ 朴尔因子：purefactor@
触手蜀黍：最近被鸡洗脑了，于是做了一组新的鸡年表情包🐔 #感觉有毒#
[最近被鸡洗脑了，于是做了一组新的鸡年表情包🐔 #感觉有毒# ]
致欲系怪蜀黍，国家一级保护禽兽
这里是美国：【最魔性的乐器？】近日，一款十分魔性的乐器在社交媒体上流传甚广——Otamatone (电音蝌蚪)，原来，它的萌萌哒外表之下隐藏着洪荒之力！只有你想不到，没有它捏不出来的曲子啊~ 各位宝宝能听出来其中几首？[音乐]tRMuziBi
[【 the most ones of the instruments? Recently, a very devious looking instruments on social media widespread - Otamatone (electric tadpoles), it turns out that under its cute appearance hides prehistorical powers! Only you thought, no it is not out of tune baby ~ you can tell a few first? [music] tRMuziBi]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
央视新闻：【[话筒]央视征集：拍视频分享“二孩故事” 上电视！】“二孩”来了，有的大宝因“失宠”而“蓝瘦香菇”；有的大宝则对小宝特别稀罕…生还是不生？大宝和二宝如何相处？爸爸妈妈们，用视频拍下关于二孩的故事，发至邮箱cctvhai@qq，你的宝宝就可能登上央视特别节目《二孩之后》！
[[[microphone] CCTV solicitation shoot video sharing two children stories on TV! Two children is coming, some big treasure for fall from grace and blue thin mushroom; Some big treasure is particularly rare to small treasure... Survival is not born? Dabao and two treasure to how to get along with? Parents, with the video filmed story of two children, to the mailbox cctvhai @ qq, your baby may be on CCTV special program after the second child! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
好奇博士：传说中的快！准！狠！叫你嘚瑟！叫你略略略！[笑cry]
[The legendary fast! Must have! Malicious! Call you show off in an ostentatious manner! Just call you briefly! [laughing cry]]
用亲手制作的GIF图，带大家一起涨姿势，会心一笑！
追剧全攻略：【孔侑《鬼怪》】
最近喜欢的一个阿加西，身上有着迷人的气质，越看越有味道[心]
[[gy ghosts enlist] < br > recently like a Andre agassi, the body has a charming temperament, watched the tasty [heart]]
希望喜欢一切好剧的亲们一起来关注@追剧全攻略^_^欢迎投稿推荐哦~
头条新闻：#视野#【吓哭！独居女遭遇肌肉袋鼠疯狂敲窗】家里遇到“不速之客”的拜访经常会让人措手不及，而如果访客极具攻击性那就更让人恐惧了。近日澳大利亚一名女子独自在家时，一只棕色袋鼠前来“拜访”，她忍住内心的恐惧拍下视频。画面中袋鼠在落地窗前与人对视，巨大敲击声十分骇人。tRMdmT
[View # # 【 cry! Solitary female suffered a muscle kangaroo crazy knock window 】 home encounter uninvited guests visit often let people unprepared, aggressive and if visitors that more let a person fear. Australia recently when a woman at home alone, a brown kangaroo came to visit, she endure fear filmed video. Images of a kangaroo in floor Windows and the people in the eye, huge beat is very terrible. tRMdmT]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
苑子文：给他切好水果，进门直接找到筷子就吃，每次都像抢劫一样。[猪头]
（ps 今天哥镜头里穿皮衣的弟超帅啊！）
[Give him cut good fruit, the door directly find chopsticks to eat, every time like a robbery. [head] < br > (ps today brother shot in fur brother super handsome!) ]
念书 北京大学社会学系大三 写字 《我们都一样，年轻又彷徨》 工作联系：yuanbenchujian@
新浪娱乐：湖南卫视《歌手》今天首发阵容亮相：@林忆莲 @谭晶Jacqueline @杜麗莎TeresaCarpio @迪玛希Dimash @TIA袁娅维 @光良 以及@蕭敬騰 带领的@Lion獅子合唱團 。导演洪涛透露，今年赛制有了很大的创新，双补位赛，挑战歌手和逆战歌手一起补位，首位挑战歌手和逆战歌手是@赵雷Z @张杰 →tRMrrVnZ
[Hunan satellite TV singer starting line-up today @ sandy lam @ Tan Jing Jacqueline @ Teresa carpio TeresaCarpio @ di marsh Dimash @ TIA sweet things @ guang liang and @ blues lead @ Lion Lions chorus. Director hong tao, according to format this year had the very big innovation, double covering, challenge singer and inverse war singer covering together, the first challenge is singer and inverse war singer @ @ zhang jie zhao Z - tRMrrVnZ]
新浪娱乐
国民老岳父公：祝大家鸡年大吉[笑cry] tRMdQXD .
[I wish you all the chicken in business [laugh cry] tRMdQXD.]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
同学你该吃药了：之前在英国达人秀上写了一首情歌告白过暗恋的女孩的那位岁的小正太Henry Gallagher翻唱《We Dont Talk Anymore》太帅了！超好听~[羞嗒嗒]~[心]tRIEvJz .
[Before on Britains got talent wrote a song of love confession had a crush on a girl of the eyes at the age of Henry Gallagher cover We Dont Talk Anymore, too handsome! Super nice ~ [shame clicking] ~ [heart] tRIEvJz.]
歪腰歪腰。商务合作请加
秒拍：主人给家里的小胖柯基穿了条黑色内裤，不得不说实在太诱惑了，这美臀真是可望而不可及。[doge][doge]#秒拍# 这手感→tRMBXVRE
[The master home, xiao pang corgi wear a pair of black pants, have to say it was a temptation to this beautiful buttock is could only dream of. [doge] [doge] this handle - tRMBXVRE # # seconds]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
让你变幽默：太耿直了！哈哈哈太可爱了，这绝对是亲爷爷啊[笑cry]#幽默君搞笑视频# tRMrcaV
[Too blunt! Ha ha ha so cute, this is definitely a pro grandpa ah [laugh cry] # # you use funny video tRMrcaV]
让你变幽默，欢乐每一天，无图不微博，么么哒
剑网3制作人郭炜炜：我一口气买了个鸡盒泄愤[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]
[I bought a chicken box in anger [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]
一醉江湖三十春，焉得书剑解红尘！
爱上吐槽的特长生：网友家的汪以为主人要带它出去玩，然而听主人说“有事”后的。。。。哈哈哈戏好足[笑cry]（ cr.金小兔兔爱萌萌） #新年乐不停# tRMdEDbj
[Net friend home wang thought he will go out to play with it, but after listening to master said that something... Ha ha ha show good foot [laugh cry] (cr. The gold bunny love of MOE) # # new constantly tRMdEDbj]
（CP：@范冰冰）爱好：经常在街头强行扶摔倒马路的老奶奶！
顶尖创意家居：#创意改变家# 坑爹的户型长什么样？请进..... [doge]
[# # creative change home pit dads family look like? Come on in... [doge]]
最时尚创意的家居生活体验馆,国内外创意家居设计~O(∩_∩)O
宅腐集中营：中国名字可以美到什么程度？ [心]
[Chinese name can be beautiful to what extent? [heart]]
既宅又腐，前途未卜。各位宅男腐女，你们找到组织了！投稿请发私信。合作请加Q：
内涵大婊哥：外国一小哥分享的胸肌修容....所以不要吐槽妹子们胸部修容了，这个世界什么都可能是假的！！[doge]tRMdHqV
[Foreign brother a small share of chest muscle grooming... So dont ridicule girls chest grooming, what the world is likely to be false!!!!! [doge] tRMdHqV]
一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)
纯良叫兽：任选二个组成一段话，我先来，不要哭我等你……[悲伤]
[Choose any two of the paragraph, I come first, dont cry Im waiting for you... [sad]]
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微博搞笑排行榜：学校传说中那些未解之谜，居然全中了！[摊手]
[Legends of the mystery school, incredibly whole in! [stand hand]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新京报：【七旬拾荒老人不忘学习 爱看报学知识】郑州一七旬拾荒老人，多年来酷爱看报纸，每次经过报亭、报刊栏他都停下脚步。虽生活窘迫，却不放弃追求知识，他说：不喜欢别人接济，靠双手堂堂正正做人。看报既能对文字加深记忆，也能学习知识。tRMdQO
[Dont forget to learn [s rubbish old man Love reading knowledge 】 zhengzhou a septuagenarian scavengers, over the years have a passion for reading the newspaper, he stopped every time after the newsstand, newspaper column. Is life distress, but it dont give up the pursuit of knowledge, he said dont like others, using the hands a dignified life. Reading can not only to deepen our memory, also can learn knowledge. tRMdQO]
一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。
电影工厂：「对不起，我只能帮你这么多了」——一个暖心短片，小女孩看到地狱使者才明自己已经死了，想跟地狱使者离去，却怎么也走不了，因为有人还在牵挂她！tRMBXZ
[Im sorry, I can only help you so much - a warm heart, the little girl saw the hell angel to his already dead, want to talk to hell angel went away, but how also cant walk, because some people still cared about her! tRMBXZ]
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