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贾乃亮：
难得的假期[太阳]
[A rare holiday [sun]]

工作事宜请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

思想聚焦：
中国式相亲：嫁人，就是嫁给一个家庭的三观 tRMsaFu
[Chinese dating get married, is married to a family through tRMsaFu]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

微博搞笑排行榜：
哈哈哈哈这是谁干的，狗狗的内心：我能怎么办啊我也很绝望啊[笑cry] tRMzzxzX
[Ha ha ha ha, who did this dogs mind what can I do Im very desperate [laugh cry] tRMzzxzX]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

回忆专用小马甲：
(•̆ ·̭ •̆)好气啊，我一个国宝被这样揪起来说清洁就清洁，要不是伙食好我早离园出走了......[熊猫]
[(, ̆ · ̭, ̆) spirit ah, I was such a national treasure pulled up say clean clean, good if it were not for the food I had run away from the garden... [pandas]]

《愿无岁月可回头》

贾乃亮：
小璐说和我合照丢人，只能这样了………
[Small and I pictured a disgrace, moves only come from......... ]

工作事宜请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

同道大叔：
对于白羊来说，拍脑门决定去做的事儿不叫冲动，那叫执行力！那叫高效率！说做就做才是可以的！磨磨唧唧的你们不嫌烦？？？！？
[For Aries, stitching up decided to do not impulsive, that call execution! That call high efficiency! Just do it is can be! Whet haw you not too tired???? ! ?]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me

我的前任是个极品：
满满的父爱，人肉VR！[哈哈]tRMzbE
[The father, full of human flesh VR! (ha ha) tRMzbE]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

杀马特强子：
一大爷生殖器被割送人做药引，大爷说我寻思着没啥用就给他了呗。tRMzeAN
[A big ye genital be cut away as medicine bring, the big ye said I thought not do give him the bai. tRMzeAN]

二①⑥，峩葒遍世界。二①，峩進軍宇宙。

头条新闻：
#视野#【催泪：无臂男含勺喂养老母亲】重庆丰都县虎威镇同心村的陈星银岁失去双臂。为了照顾多岁的母亲，他每天都用嘴衔着汤勺一口一口喂母亲吃饭，现场画面胜过千言万语！tRMzhEaS
[View # # 【 tear armless man with a spoon to feed the old mother 】 fengdu county of chongqing from town TongXin Village Chen Xingyin years lost his arms. For the sake of taking care of many years old mother, every day he eat with his mouth the spoon feed the baby mother, the scene is better than words! tRMzhEaS]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

北美吐槽君：
男友和老女人舌吻，和跟我撕逼的女生一起跨年...总之处处让我爆炸
[Boyfriend and old woman tongue kiss, and quarrel with my girls together across... Anyhow let me everywhere]

吐槽请发私信；公众号kissmemouth【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

吐槽大会官方微博：
#吐槽大会# 来了。
[# # to the conference of ridicule.]

笑果文化和腾讯视频联合出品的大型喜剧类脱口秀《吐槽大会》

李洪基：
#stayreal#
[# # # # # # # # stayreal]

Wow

郑秀文Sammi：
如果你也曾想放棄，請看看這。❤️
[If you had to give up, please take a look at this. ❤ ️]

Woman

我的前任是极品：
结婚前你要想清楚，结婚后你们会把日子过成什么样。
[If you want to know before marriage, after marriage you will put the life into what kind.]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

小苍cany：
分享一只潜水苍[可爱]哪张最好看？
[Share a diving palelovely which one best?]

经纪人邮箱 nonowu@t-rex，非诚勿扰。

最神奇的视频：
那些感觉智商受到了侮辱的电视台词…[摊手] tRIkDPJE
[IQ who feel humiliated TV lines... [stand hand] tRIkDPJE]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

噗嗤大叔：
第一次打耳洞有那些好看的耳钉耳环推荐？
[The first hit ear hole recommend those beautiful earrings earrings?]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
【马云：这次北京的雾霾我特别高兴】马云在亚布力论坛上谈雾霾：这次北京的雾霾我特别高兴，特权阶级终于跟老百姓一样了，就算喝水吃饭不一样，但呼吸空气是一样的，这迫使他们肯定是要治理雾霾了。事业从来没有让我睡不着，但水不能喝，食物不能吃，让我睡不着觉。tRMmGs
[[ma I was delighted the Beijing smog 】 jack ma in yabuli talk about fog on the BBS the Beijing smog I particularly happy, privileged finally with people, even if the water is not the same as eating, but breathing air is the same, the force they are certainly governance haze. Career has never let me sleep, but cant drink water, food cant eat, let I cant sleep. tRMmGs]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

张沫凡MOMO：
好多人说～你们是朋友怎么可能拍那种有意境的照片～肯定有故事！！…其实、这才是我们正确的打开方式！！！
[Many people say ~ you are friends how can you take a picture of that kind of artistic conception ~ there must be some story!! ... In fact, this is the correct way of open!!!!!!]

爆脾气摩羯，尊重是相互的～

电视剧奇星记：
奇星降世，天策使出，群魔乱舞，祸害苍生！由@吴磊LEO @陈翔橙 @张予曦 @郑合惠子 @郝劭文组成的逗趣奇星小分队，经历重重艰险与苦难，遭遇兄弟反目与情感挫折，最终蜕变成长，团结一心，完成使命，济世救民！@优酷视频奇星之约，与你相随！#电视剧奇星记# tRMLYiH
[Qixing, who, days with the spooky, whole scourge! By @ wu lei LEO @ Chens orange @ to the sunrise @ zheng and zhang keiko @ Steven hao of teasing qixing team, against disasters and suffering, suffering brothers quarreled with emotional setback, grow the final metamorphosis, unite as one to complete the mission, saving their nation! @ youku video star about, along with you! # # series qixing remember tRMLYiH]

电视剧《奇星记之鲜衣怒马少年时》官方微博

黑客师：
卧槽，卧槽，这招学会了能上天！赶紧get√[耶]
[Oh my god, oh my god, it can learn the god! [and] to get)]

我坚信，技术能改变世界！

冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈这样的丈母娘给我来一打！闺女：嫁祸于人？？？[摊手]tRMkAo
[Ha ha ha the mother-in-law gave me a dozen! Girl meanwhile??????? [stand hand] tRMkAo]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

Happy张江：
哇哦！！美哭的——自制#孔雀开屏清蒸鱼#做法，口感鲜美到不行，做法也简单，吃货不能错过哟[色]
[Wow!!!!! The cry - since the system # # the peacock steamed fish, taste delicious to no, too simple, version cant miss yo [color]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

这里是美国：
徒手定格动画《刺客信条》，最后的信仰之跃帅呆了！tRIEKd
[Unarmed stop-motion, assassins creed finally leap of the faith of awesome! tRIEKd]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

全球创意搜罗：
火锅界的自动麻将机！再也不用担心煮着煮着就不见了，壮哉我大吃货！[doge]tRIeM
[The automatic mahjong machine of hot pot. Dont have to worry about to boil to boil disappeared, zhuang zai I big version! [doge] tRIeM]

★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。

全球娱乐趣事：
卧槽，每次去了奶奶家，都感觉以后不会再饿了。[二哈]
[Oh my god, every time went to grandmas house, it wont be hungry. [two ha]]

这个微博纯属娱乐，推广合作加Q：

同学你该吃药了：
战斗民族打群架空耳字幕，根据B站网友的弹幕更新了一版。“俺爱你胡彦斌”是什么鬼。。。。 [笑cry][笑cry]tRInNKJL
[Combat national cluster empty ears subtitles, according to the B stand netizens barrage updated version. I love you hu is what the devil... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] tRInNKJL]

歪腰歪腰。商务合作请加

笑喷了：
#搞笑合集#狗狗让男朋友养了一学期，甜可纯变土搓屌了[二哈][笑cry][笑cry]
[# # funny collection dogs make boyfriend keeps a semester, sweet but pure variable soil rub prick [two ha] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]]

更多搞笑幽默视频、gif图等等，尽在@笑喷了，合作推广请加q

每日一狗：
Larry生活在英国，是一只胖胖的小英斗，主人最喜欢做的事就是揉它身上的小褶子，简直停不下来！[哈哈]手感一定不错！[爱你] tRMskL .
[Larry life in the UK, is a chubby little English, master the most favorite thing to do is rub small folds in it, cant stop! [ha ha] feel must be good! Love you [] tRMskL.]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

大胃王密子君：
#大胃王密子君#皇阿玛在超长悍马豪车里面给我喂食，不知道饲养员会不会吃醋呢？#吃货秀#tRMsyEi（使用 #秒拍# 录制）
[# # the big stomach wang zijun emperor armagh in super-long hummer car feeding, I dont know the breeder will be jealous? # # # version show tRMsyEi (using the second shot # recording)]

快乐的吃货！

不二大叔说：
中国式相亲：你是什么样的人就会找什么样的人。
[Chinese dating what kind of person are you will find what kind of person.]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

嘴巴笑抽筋了：
嚣张撒贝宁上小学欺负岳云鹏，这打扮就够乐一天！！！ tRIEkTFG
[Exorbitant sa beining elementary school bully YueYunPeng, this dress is happy day!!!!!! tRIEkTFG]

一个默默的段子搬运骚年.！您的关注就是我搬运的动力.....合作投稿请私信