这种状况我还是第一次见。
[That was the first time I saw. ]
帅裂苍穹 经纪人郝晓楠：lgxworkemail@
回忆专用小马甲：(˶‾᷄ །། ‾᷅˵)如何判断在背后的宝宝醒了没......萌哭[爱你]
[(˶ ‾ ᷄ ། ། ‾ ᷅ ˵) how to determine the baby woke up behind no... Cry of love you []]
《愿无岁月可回头》
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈这卖鞋大哥口才简直到不行！快笑岔气了。。。鞋：我到底做错了什么？[微笑]tRxGoan
[Ha ha ha this shoe eldest brother eloquence is to not line! Quick stitches... Shoes what the hell am I doing wrong? [smiles] tRxGoan]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
思想聚焦：年春晚进入了倒计时，不知道有多少人还记得年春晚黑色三分钟，太尴尬了 。[笑cry]tRxLGToh
[In Spring Festival gala has entered the countdown, do not know how many people remember the Spring Festival gala black three minutes, too embarrassed. [laughing cry] tRxLGToh]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
我的前任是个极品：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！汪：还是不是兄弟了？有这么出卖朋友的？[二哈]tRxGajWN
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Wang or not brother? There are so betray a friend? [two ha] tRxGajWN]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
王尼玛：春节马上来临，如果你按照这样的方式拜年，就不怕七大姑八大姨的夺命连环审了tRxGanLS
[The Spring Festival coming soon, happy New Year, if you follow this way is not afraid of extendedpriest in killing serial for tRxGanLS]
处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
李宇春疯狂工作室：鸡年的脚步越来越近，大家有木有好“鸡”动？！[太开心][太开心]今晚@安徽卫视 春晚，记得搬好小板凳，等着wuli会长热力四射的表演，隔着屏幕把你们变成爆米花吧！#李宇春#
[Chicken year footsteps getting closer, we have good chicken move? ! [quite happy] [quite happy] @ anhui satellite TV gala tonight, remember to move the small wooden bench, waiting for the wuli full of heat performance, across the screen turn you into the popcorn! # # li]
李宇春工作室官方微博、 官方Instagram：liyuchun.official
英国报姐：心疼。。。
[Love dearly... ]
订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗
古川雄辉：分享图片
[Share photos]
古川雄辉官方微博 工作事宜请咨询@Horipro娱乐
同道大叔：只有水瓶会觉得水瓶正常[摊手]
[Only bottle will feel bottle normal [stand hand]]
星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱：woshitongdao@shushujia.me
头条新闻：【#女孩丽江旅游被打毁容# 警方通报案情】云南丽江警方通报：事发当日，董某某、孙某受伤，警方立即送医并立案侦查。月日，司法鉴定显示孙某的伤情为轻微伤，对董某某的伤情，以容貌损害或者组织器官功能障碍为主要鉴定依据，在损伤日后鉴定。目前主要嫌疑人已被控制。tRxGYXUc
[【 # # girl was disfigured lijiang tourism police notified the case 】 in lijiang in yunnan province police report on the day of the incident, Dong Mou, sun injury, the police rushed medical and initiate an investigation. Month, judicial authentication according to sun injury of minor injury, and injury of Dong Mou some appearance damage or tissue organ dysfunction as the main appraisal basis, the damage identification in the future. At present the main suspect was under control. tRxGYXUc]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
踏马行者：卧槽，我妈要是看到这个视频，肯定会不要我了！！！[拜拜] tRchBZH
[Oh my god, if my mom to see this video, will definitely not me!!!!!! [bynum] tRchBZH]
资深旅游行业从业者，环游世界目标已经实现大半。商务合作QQ：
我和宠物的日常：主银昨晚和喵星人一起睡觉，结果一早醒来就在床上发现了猫体化石。。。重大的考古发现啊[doge]
[Main silver with meow star people together to sleep last night, the results early in the morning wake up found a cat on the bed body fossil... Major archaeological discoveries of [doge]]
萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿， 爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc
段子楼：这踏麻的还需要验？？（图自twi queeniekimi）
[This step hemp also need to check?? (figure since the twi queeniekimi)]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
人民日报：#过大年#【开眼界！副史上最著名的千年绝对】今天是腊月二十八。民谚说“二十八，贴花花”，指的就是贴春联等节庆物品。你家开始贴春联了吗？送你副机智的千年绝对！难联、缺字联、戏答联、无情联……你能看懂几条？戳图↓↓一起感受中国博大精深的对联文化！
[# # had annual 【 vice historys most famous eye-opening! Absolute 】 one thousand today is December . Proverb says , applique flowers, refers to stick couplets on the Spring Festival holiday items, etc. Is your home begins to stick couplets on the Spring Festival? Send you deputy wit one thousand is absolutely! Difficult league, transcribing and play a couplet, ruthless al... You can read a few? Poke figure left left feel broad and profound Chinese couplet culture together! ]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
新浪汽车：#微博交通台#当无赖买了车之后……tRFonCV
[# # weibo communication radio after buying the car when a rogue... tRFonCV]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
刘文静：无fuck说
[No fuck said]
本名：刘文静 宠物狗：@我的女友嘴很贱
大冰：您有权表态发声，我也有权选择暂时缄默：缄默不等于不关注，稍微等案情信息及执法信息再全面一点再发声不可以吗？
那姑娘的遭遇令人愤怒，但如果因为别人不肯立马和您一起站队表态，而骂别人是垃圾的，只能回敬一句脑残。另，借题发挥大打地图炮的，同脑残。
[You have the right to say, I also have the right to choose silence, silence is not equal to dont concern, a little bit logging information and law enforcement to the comprehensive and voice cant again? < br > the girls encounter with an angry, but if others would not immediately with your sides, and calling someone is junk, only return a brain-dead. The other, through large map of gun, with brain damage. ]
野生作家酒吧掌柜民谣推手主持人油画师手鼓艺人业余皮匠拉漂滇西北混混重症失眠患者临济弟子
正常人办不出这种事儿：撒娇天王宋民国已上线，好想有个这样的宝宝啊，太阔爱了！[心]tRxGozVc
[Pop song of the republic of China has been launched, really want to have a baby ah, too broad love! [heart] tRxGozVc]
本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』
全球奇闻趣事：有一种泰迪，叫别人家的泰迪。。。 tRxGiUrm .
[There is a teddy, called other peoples teddy... TRxGiUrm.]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
日本流行每日速报：面试的时候求求面试官不再要问“你为什么会选择我们公司”这样的问题了，其实不是你们公司也行的，毕竟我只是想要钱而已[摊手]...
[The interview please the interviewer will no longer ask why do you choose our company out of the question, but it is not your company has done, after all, I just want money [stand hand]... ]
用传统媒体以外的视角，分享日本的那些事...
逗自己玩呐：这只金毛快成精了！卧槽，最后骑车有点过分了啊~[笑cry] 别人家的狗[doge] （by.轮胎来踩油门） tRxUrFq
[The golden retriever quickly into a fine! Dear, the last ride a bit too much ~ [laugh cry] other peoples dogs [doge] tRxUrFq (by) tires to trample accelerator)]
麻蛋，笑瘫了~~~ （推广合作请加Q： )
微博搞笑排行榜：放假那么多天了，你在家是如何被爸妈被朋友被亲戚被熊孩子花式吊打的？#强韧开年#！tRxGaVbh
[Off for so many days, how are you at home by parents are friends by relatives by bear children fancy easing the bit in? # # strong open years! tRxGaVbh]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
纯良叫兽：唉！其实有一个粘人的女票也是很愁人的！！
[Alas! Actually have a clingy woman ticket is also very sad man!! ]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
喵星人的喵星球：过年在家的我。。。
[Chinese New Year at home, I... ]
做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon
最神奇的视频：两只想上台阶的小二哈兄弟，字幕亮了。。。[二哈] tRxGoYFs .
[Two just want to up the steps of small brothers, subtitles lit... [two ha] tRxGoYFs.]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！
羽萱的妈妈：[doge][喵喵]
[[doge] [meow meow]]
翟晓川Aysy0118：#春节大拜年#祝大家新年快乐🎆🎆🎆tRxGKJN（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!）
[#春节大拜年#祝大家新年快乐🎆🎆🎆tRxGKJN（使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!） ]
🐻baby，有你足够了
我的朋友是个呆B：同时热爱着时装设计和甜点的Tal Spiegel，经常在网上分享巴黎的跟自己鞋子同色系的甜点，时间久了也成了一种独特的风格，画面也是极其诱惑啊
[At the same time, love fashion design and dessert Tal Spiegel, often share in Paris with his shoes on the Internet with color dessert, time is long also became a unique style, picture is extremely temptation]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
韩国me2day：【xportsnews】[南太铉近况公开“冬日暖男~”]日#南太铉#通过个人IG公开了自己的近况照,感性的眼神以及优越的身材和外貌使日常照也变成画报~
[[south Pacific xportsnews 】 【 Xuan recent public winter sunshine boy ~] # #, south Pacific Xuan through personal IG public according to their own status, sensitive eyes and superior size and appearance make daily as also illustrated ~]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
我是种草囤货菌：何炅自曝曾将陈冠希叫成陈奕迅，直到现在都会觉得很尴尬，难怪edc后来出了一张专辑，里面反复的提到：“我叫陈冠希跟我念一遍”[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRMJToGI .
[Ajit revealing who will call to eason chan, Edison Chen until now will feel very embarrassed, it is no wonder that edc later out of the album, it repeatedly mentioned my name is Chen and I read it again [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRMJToGI.]
我是种草囤货菌 (｡･ω･) 拔草不吃土，省钱囤好货！ (•́ ₃ •̀)广告合作QQ联系：
奋斗在韩国：韩国乐天利快餐店模仿#鬼怪#的广 告片“长（芝士条）怪”~哈哈哈哈哈哈给我看饿了[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tRxGjqKs
-你，真的能看见吗？
-如果我能看见呢？
-证明给我看
-叔叔你先回答我
-你看不见
-我真的能看见的，真的能看见的，这个！
[South Koreas lotte, fast-food restaurants to imitate # # ghosts widely to slice long article (cheese) blame ~ ha ha ha ha ha ha show me hungry [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRxGjqKs < br > - you really can see? < br > - if I can see? < br > - prove to I see uncle < br > - you answer mine first < br > - < br > - you cant see. Can I really see, really can see, this! ]
在韩最大最全的综合微博 合作QQ 奋韩网旗下微博 icnkr
中国新闻周刊：“叫什么？身份证掏出来！”
“我只是个迷路的小猫头鹰宝宝啊”[污] (@秋田六千)
[Name? Id out! < br > I am just a lost babys little owl. [pollution] (six thousand) @ akita]
中国新闻周刊官方微博。定位于信息管家、时事顾问、意见领袖。
自黑狂魔唐大夫：真的他妈那种“不能一杆子打翻一船人”的说法都特别蠢，一个有本地人胡来随机捅游客打游客出了好几次事情还没人管，我说这地方不能去也他妈是打翻一船人？得天天发生每个本地人都砍人才算数？不一杆子打翻一船人，二战轴心国还有没杀人就死了的兵，你怎么不说别一杆子全打翻了他们也有很多爱好和平的？
[True his mama that no one misdeeds of boat people is particularly stupid, a random stab to all visitors to play tourists locals out several things also nobody tube, I should say that this place cant go to people with the same brush is also his mama? Have to happen every day every native cut talent count? Mixed misdeeds of a ship, the axis powers of world war ii and dont kill the dead soldier, how dont you say dont be a pole all knocked over the peace they also have many hobbies? ]
It seems farther than ever before
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