幸福的婚姻是什么样的？
[A happy marriage is a what kind of? ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
当时我就震惊了：央视春晚联排现场傅园慧的问答采访，仿佛全程看到了我自己，一样一样的。[笑cry]
[The CCTV Spring Festival gala terrace field Fu Yuanhui q&a interview, as if see myself all the way, as the same. [laughing cry]]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
Happy张江：简直了！国外一妹子开车在路上，突然被她的警察男友拦了下来。。。。好感动啊[泪]#花式闹新春#tRxcYppV
[Absolutely! A foreign sister driving on the road, suddenly was stopped by the police her boyfriend... Good moved [tears] # # tRxcYppV fancy make New Year]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
微博搞笑排行榜：零点话题，评论里的回复也很精彩。所以，看原话题比看截图有趣。
[Zero point topic, reviews the reply is also very wonderful. So, look at the original topic interesting than see screenshot. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
罗玉凤：话说我此番点评周立波，实在不是想借机炒作。而是当年的《一周立波秀》，有大量对我进行羞辱及人身攻击的内容。
说起来，我的学历虽然不值一提，但好像还是比周立波同志你高了一级，不知道您当初何德何能在台上将我骂得津津有味？[思考][思考]
时隔六年，惊闻周立波在美被捕，我也终于有
[Saying that comments on zhou, I really dont want to. But in those days the a zhou libo show, there is a lot of humiliation and the content of the personal attacks on me. < br > to say, although my education isnt worth mentioning, but seems to be still taller than comrade zhou you level, dont know you had he de he ability scold me on the stage with relish? [thinking] [thinking] < br > six years, hearing of zhou was arrested in the United States, I also have]
大家好，我是凤姐。工作联系：shanghailuoyufeng@
黑人建州：今天兩兄弟穿熊貓的衣服迎接新年！祝福大家新年快樂喔～～～🐼🐼😂😂 tRxckjri .
[The two brothers today clothes panda welcome the New Year! 祝福大家新年快乐喔～～～🐼🐼😂😂 tRxckjri ]
態度決定自己的夢想.....如果有工作或是合作上的事務找我！請連絡傳奇星阿偉 @淡水呂 awei@alegendstar 感謝了＋
极品爆料王：哈哈哈哈笑喷了，见过切烤肉的，没见过这么妖娆的切烤肉的小哥，撒调料的时候简直是神来一笔哈哈哈哈哈[赞]#花式闹新春# tRxcWRLT
[Ha ha ha ha laugh spray, saw cutting barbecue, have never seen so enchanting cutting barbecue little elder brother, and condiment is god to a ha ha ha ha ha [who] # # tRxcWRLT fancy make New Year]
你开心就好
头条新闻：【她回家过年的愿望能否实现】 #老太摆摊打气球判三年# 报道引起社会关注，因该判决超出多数人常识。不少网友站大妈一方，希望老太可回家过年。但按相关规定，当所发射弹丸枪口比动能大于等于.焦耳平方厘米时，一律认定为枪支。庭审结果终会如何，新浪新闻与你一起持续关注：tRxcwvt
[Her home for the holiday wishes realization 】 【 # # market.i dozen balloons granny sentenced to three years reported cause social attention, because the decision is beyond most people common sense. Boyle many people stand, hope she can go home for the holiday. But, according to related regulations when the projectile fired the gun than kinetic energy is greater than or equal to. Joule square centimeter, shall be regarded as a gun. Trial results will be how, sina news with you continuous attention tRxcwvt]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈傅园慧的这段春晚联排现场的问答采访简直了！仿佛看到了我自己……一毛一样[笑cry]
[Ha ha ha Fu Yuanhui during this Spring Festival gala of the terrace field q&a interview can! Seem to see my own...... As a hair [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
我的朋友是个呆B：汪界卡戴珊—柯基小姐姐[doge]
tRxcemA
[Wang Jie Kim kardashian - corgi little sister [doge] < br > tRxcemA]
没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的
上海彩虹室内合唱团：还有完没完了！《午后》彩虹合唱团春节歌曲第三弹！ tRxcDbR 晾干的足球袜、桌上书本的页码、楼下喊你踢球的同学，还有不需要《#春节自救指南# 》的那些个春节。打酱油的童年你是的怎么过的？也留言说说吧！ @金承志Aaron
[Have finished! Afternoon rainbow song chorus festival third play! TRxcDbR dry football sock, books on the table page, downstairs to shout your classmate to play football, and does not require the self-help guide # # Spring Festival the Spring Festival. How did play soy sauce childhood you yes? Also a message say! @ Jin Chengzhi Aaron]
造化随顺，风雅之诚。
娱乐圈扒姐：美少女战士周年 ：水冰月变身合辑[哆啦A梦花心]暴露年龄的时刻到了，回忆杀！ tRtUTOA
[The sailor moon anniversary water turns into ice month collection [doraemon flower heart] exposed to the time of the age, memory kill! tRtUTOA]
Bitch，我正盯着你呢.爆料请私信
天津一中院：【赵春华案二审宣判：判处有期徒刑三年 缓刑三年】年月日上午，天津市第一中级人民法院公开开庭审理了赵春华非法持有枪支上诉一案，并依法当庭宣判。
被告人赵春华于年月日被天津市河北区人民法院以非法持有枪支罪判处有期徒刑三年六个月。赵春华上诉后，天津市第一中级人民法
[The second sentence [on case sentenced to three years Three years probation 】 (date) (month) (year) morning, tianjin no. intermediate peoples court public hearing on the possession of a gun to appeal the case, and in accordance with the law in court. < br > the defendant on the (date) (month) (year) by tianjin hebei district peoples court sentenced to three years for possession of a gun crimes for six months. On appeal, tianjin no. intermediate peoples method]
天津市第一中级人民法院新浪官方微博
驴小萌学吐槽：丽江打人事件治好了地域黑[摊手]
[Lijiang attack cured regional black [stand hand]]
吐槽请发私信
六小龄童：#新春闻鸡起舞#过年回家的路上不仅有风雨阳光，还有春运的大浪。与故乡的距离还有十万八千里，即使没有筋斗云，也阻止不了游子回家吃顿团圆饭。路途遥遥，让 @肯德基 新春全家桶在路上陪伴你，给你回家的力量。tRMTkP
[# # the chickens lunar New Year New Years day on the way home not only there is rain or sunshine, and the surging of the Spring Festival. And the distance from home and far, even without somersault cloud, also prevent take home to eat reunion dinner. Its a long, @ KFC warming buckets of on the road with you, give you strength to go home. tRMTkP]
本名章金莱，六小龄童签名书店：httpsshop.taobao?spm=ar....hhLe ，学校讲演邀请：jiangwei_china@
虎扑篮球：梦回巅峰！卡特转身过掉罗斯°转体上篮！！！
[Becomes the top! Carter turned off ° rotation layup Ross!!! ]
虎扑篮球永不熄！
北美吐槽君：从你决定养狗那天起，就要做好陪他一辈子的准备
[Since the day you decide to have a dog, is ready to accompany him for a lifetime]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
王文也Vivi：全家陪一个哈利波特小粉丝玩[兔子]
[The family to play with a small harry potter fans [rabbit]]
你的小猪哟🐷
国民老岳父公：有可能过年期间是你一年里起的最早的几天。
[Possible during the Chinese New Year is your year since the earliest days. ]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
这里是美国：美国北卡罗来纳州一户人家里养了只鹦鹉，主人夫妇吵架被鹦鹉听到学去了，然后一鸟分饰两角，自己和自己就撕了起来。。。主人快崩溃了！tRwwOJJB
[North Carolina a family home keep a parrot, master couple quarrel is the parrot hear to learn, and then a bird act the role of the two Angle, himself and his torn up... Master quick collapse! tRwwOJJB]
环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！
噗嗤大叔：作为一个愿意陪男朋友打游戏的妹子，是什么感受？
[As a sister, like to play games with boyfriend is what feeling? ]
做科普的。微信号：ouba
Dipsy迪西：Valentino SS Haute Couture｜这才是不是人间烟火的真仙子，如水粉画般素净淡雅浪漫飘逸～行云流水的线条间尽是精致细节，化繁为简之美～[浮云][浮云][浮云]
[Valentino SS Haute Couture | this is the truth of not earthly fireworks, fairy like gouache between plain and neat elegant romantic elegant and flowing lines with delicate details, the beauty of simplicity ~ [the cloud] [the cloud] [the cloud]]
一个重庆人，男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊工作请联系：dipsy@doperinc
五岳散人：国内地理位置稍偏僻的旅游地基本火一个毁一个，也不独丽江一地。说起来倒是江浙富裕之地的古城古镇虽然商业化严重，却相对而言比较守规矩。
竭泽而渔、尽快赚钱，不单是当地政府的想法，穷山恶水出刁民，主要还是一个“穷”字。不赚钱的时候还没啥，一旦能赚点儿了，那份嘴脸相当可怕。
这不是钱的错，
[Domestic geographic location is a bit remote basic fire destroyed a tourist destination, also make the lijiang. Although it is jiangsu and rich land of the ancient city of the ancient town of commercialization, but relatively behave. < br > eggs, as soon as possible to make money, is not only the local governments idea, treacherous waters of unruly, main is still a poor word. Dont make money is nothing, once can earn some more, the rather scary faces. < br > this is not the fault of money,]
安心真好，绿腰生活：lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店：wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店：rufeiwo.taobao
我的前任是个极品：我竟一时分不清是在真夸还是反讽。。。
[I have a time is not clear is the real or ironic... ]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
追风少年刘全有：是什么让你过年前一天还坚守在工作岗位上？
[What makes you the day before Chinese New Year was still on the job? ]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。
共青团中央：【 总有人不为钱活着 边防官兵被问月薪 反问祖国领土一寸值多少钱？[心]】新春前夕，解放军报记者深入海拔米的天文点边防连采访 。有人问官兵：“小伙子，你们一个月拿多少钱，值得在这地方拼命？”连队翻译刘康没有直接回答，而是反问了这样一句：“你说，祖国的领土，一寸值多少钱？”#我的春节#
[Someone dont live for money Border officers and soldiers was asked a month Ask the motherland territory inch worth? [heart]] New Years eve, the peoples liberation army newspaper reporters further elevation metres astronomic BianFangLian interview. And asked, young man, how much money do you take a month, hard is worth in this place? Translation company Liu Kang did not directly answer, but ask such saying you say, the motherland territory, one inch worth? # # of the lunar New Year]
Seoul直播：Life｜韩国乐天利快餐店为芝士条拍的宣传广告 《鬼怪》的毒还有多久才能散呀 tRxVAMW
[Article Life | Korea lotte, fast food restaurants for cheese of advertisement ghosts of poison and long it will take to come loose tRxVAMW]
分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。
黄淘淘Chaw：知道你还是个孩纸，过年要#鸭睡钱#的技能，拿好不谢！
[Know you was a child, New Years day to # # duck sleeping money skills, with very thank! ]
Be a Good Duck
尼玛笑死了：这很薛之谦[摊手]#尼玛笑死了# tRxtQmN
[This is my show [stand hand] # # tRxtQmN nima smile died]
合作 推广 QQ： 【段子手】
StephenCurry：Hey, this is Stephen Curry here. On behalf of eHi Car Services, Id like to wish you all a Happy New Year. Thank you all for your support this past year and I look forward to a great rest of the season with you guys. In the meantime if you guys are looking to travel during the Ch
[嘿,这是斯蒂芬咖喱。一嗨汽车服务的代表,我想祝大家新年快乐。感谢你的支持在过去的一年中,我期待着一个伟大的和你们剩下的赛季。同时,如果你们想旅行在Ch]
暴走漫画：春运出行提醒，请对号入座
[Spring Festival travel alert, please accordingly]
常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg
一句心情签名：突然发现 这个世界只要自己开心了 就他妈瞬间变得美好了
[Suddenly found that The world as long as oneself happy You his mama moment to become better]
有没有一个词、一句话，让你想起某件事、某个人；有没有那么一段情，让你。。
头条新闻：【可以回家过年！天津#老太摆摊打气球判三年#二审获缓刑】二审法院认为，赵春华非法持有的枪支均刚刚达到枪支认定标 准，其非法持有枪支的目的是从事经营，主观恶性程度相对较低，犯罪行为的社会危害相对较小。其认罪态度较好，有悔罪表现等情节，故酌情对赵春华予以从宽处罚。tRxVytge
[【 can go home for the holiday! # # market.i dozen balloons granny sentenced to three years in tianjin second trial for probation 】 second-instance court thinks, on illegal possession of firearms are just about reached the cognizance standard of guns, it is the purpose of illegal possession of guns is engaged in the business, the subjective malignant degree is relatively low, the criminal behavior of social harm is relatively small. C - positive attitude in his plea, performance, etc. The plot, therefore, take into consideration the greater to on penalties. tRxVytge]
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新浪汽车：#老司机课堂#【轿车司机：哥，我还以为你要整死我呢[汗]】高速上，一辆小车从左侧车道并线剐到大货车上，但货车司机并没有马上停车，而是慢慢减速将小轿车推到路边才停下来...老司机，稳~[good]@汽车洋葱圈 tRxUPV
[Old driver class # # the car driver elder brother, I thought you want the whole die I [Mr Khan]] highway, a car from the left lane and lines cut on the lorries, but the truck driver did not stop immediately, but slow slowly push the car to the side of the road to stop... Old driver, steady ~ [good] @ car onion rings tRxUPV]
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