2017年1月23日星期一

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这微博笑死我了:
    当印度人遇上中国人,哈哈哈真是一物降一物!像个男人![笑cry]tRqZPrNI ​​​
[When indians meet Chinese, ha, ha, ha is everything has its vanquisher.! Like a man! [laughing cry] tRqZPrNI]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)

北美吐槽君:
    “接近斤的我每天麻木的觉得自己怎么都吃不饱,走在街上觉得自己像只熊,自尊心自信心早被磨光了。” ​​​
[Close to jin I numb feel how all do not have enough to eat every day, walking in the street feel myself like a bear, self-respect self-confidence polished by earlier. ​​​]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】

靠谱影评:
    黄渤演讲:谁会拒绝一个幽默的人。全程太搞笑了,视频有点长,建议先转再看!!![笑cry]tRgphc ​​​
[Huang Bo speech who would reject a man of humor. Too funny, video is a little long, it is recommended that the first turn to see!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRgphc]

这是一个快节奏的时代,关注我,节省你找寻经典的时间。

张子枫:
    分享图片 ​​​
[Share photos]

仰天大笑出门去,我辈岂是蓬蒿人

白宇WHITE:
    小宇宙,love u all! [doge][阴险][爱你] ​​​
[The small universe, love u all! Love you [doge] [insidious] []]

一位安静的美大叔😎

Del1:
    允许自己变老 但无法接受酒量变差 ​​​
[Allow yourself to get older But cant accept less drinking]

说个笑话纪念我

人民网:
    【十首奇妙古诗,古人的才华不服不行!】“探君归来步缓慢,来步缓慢醉梦微。醉梦微醒鸡报晓,醒鸡报晓探君归。”这首诗,你读出其中微妙了吗?顶针诗、半字诗、一字诗、嵌字诗、回文诗、宝塔诗...越回味越觉得意境无穷,古人真是脑洞大开!戳图↓↓一起领悟汉字魅力吧! ​​​
[【 ten wonderful poems, the ancients talent defy no!] Step gentleman step back slowly, slowly intoxicated dream. Slightly drunken dream wake up the chicken crow, wake up chicken crow out your return. This poem, did you read the subtle? Thimble poetry, half a word, a word poetry, poetry, kun-bzang vkhor-lo, pagoda embedded word... The aftertaste the feel endless artistic conception, the ancients really imaginative! Poke figure left left apprehend the charm of Chinese characters together! ​​​]

报道全球 传播中国

田国永Asia:
    一起进群集五福临门吧[围观][围观][围观][鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
#为了凑最后一张福##支付宝五福##敬业福攻略#
支付宝集五福 我已经集齐啦 评论里面诚信互换你需要的福哦[doge]让我们一起瓜分两个亿吧[心][鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
随机送给点赞的小伙伴[心] ​​​

[Get together into clusters five blessings [watch] [watch] [watch] [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] < br > # in order to gather together last f # # # # pay treasure to wufu dedication f strategy # < br > wufu alipay set I have collected Review credit swaps you need f oh [doge] lets carve up two $[heart] [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] [applause.] < br > random to thumb up friend [heart]]

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李晨nic:
    希望对大家有帮助 不破不立 [作揖] ​​​
[I hope it can help you Nothing down, nothing up [bowing]]

不靠天!不靠地!不靠山!不靠水!大家好!我是不靠谱!

灵异圈吐槽君:
    “他深情地望着我,像是爱了千年一样,然后两唇想接,开始吸气” ​​​
[He looked at me lovingly, like love for one thousand years, and then want to pick up your lips, began to inhale]

友情提醒,这个博不适合半夜独自观看

我一讲你就笑:
    这套路好深& ;tRfAsfk ​ #花式闹新春# ​​​
[This routine good deep &; TRfAsfk # # fancy make New Year]

笑有三大好处,减压,美容,长寿,喜欢请关注,合作联系QQ

痒气美少女:
    连起来好煽情,小节记得全都看完~[心] ​ ​​​
[Sensational together well, section all remember watching ~ [heart]]

我就是我,颜 射 不一样的我!!广告合作QQ联系:

情话箱:
    “新娘虽然不是我,但是新郎我爱过” ​​​
[The bride is not me, but I loved the groom]

做一个有人情味的博主 ✿ 我叫大帅

精彩电影工厂:
    #花式闹新春# 柯基在吃起司棒的时候,被主人说吃多会长胖的,短柯当时就生气不吃了,那小眼神,太可爱了[太开心]tRxZzMu ​ ​​​
[# # fancy make spring corgi when eating cheese sticks, by their owners said to eat many may get fat, short ke was angry dont eat, the little eyes, too cute tRxZzMu [quite happy]]

搜罗全球最新、最经典的电影、电视、视频。更多精彩 敬请猛点关注。【联系Q 】(欢迎合作,投稿)

我的女友爱囤货:
    民咕咕这口型对的真的毫无违和感啊[笑cry] ​​​
[People goo goo this mouth to really no acosmia sense [laugh cry]]

一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗?💄公 众 号IDthj

文摘精选:
    你若光明,这世界就不会黑暗。你若心怀希望,这世界就不会彻底绝望。你如不屈服,这世界又能把你怎样。 ——曼德拉 ​​​
[If you have the light, the world will not darkness. If you hope, the world will not complete despair. If you dont give, how can this world and bring you. - nelson mandela]

分享人生、爱情、生活、哲理精彩语录。。。·商业合作请加QQ,谢绝聊天。

金州勇士:
    大家吃点宵夜先? ​​​
[Everybody eat snack first? ​​​]

金州勇士队年进入NBA,坐落于费城,年迁往奥克兰,改名金州勇士,现为西部联盟太平洋赛区的球队。金州勇士是-赛季NBA总冠军。

ParisHilton:
    Reunited in London with my sis #SofiaRichie#. 🇬🇧👯🔥 ​​​
[和我的姐姐在伦敦# SofiaRichie #团聚。🇬🇧👯🔥​​​]

美国著名模特、歌手、演员、名媛、商人及设计师。

笑话热门榜:
    好久没有看到这么震撼的创意了! tRIlYe ​​​
[For a long time no see so striking originality! tRIlYe]

笑一笑,十年少!本博搞笑无节操,全为博您一笑,关注我,快乐就会光顾您,^_^!

二姐Dj-Alice:
    半夜开导哥们都不容易经历了那么多
希望我身边每一个人都好好的
感情也顺利 钞票也多多
希望朋友的陪伴 你们都能坚强的走出自己的难过
也希望 我的一番话能给你带来更大的动力
四年的好哥们!希望你们都越来越好
不要被任何事情所击倒 还有你们的家人 朋友❤ ​​​

[Enlighten the elder brothers in the middle of the night is not easy experience so much < br > I hope my side everyone < br > good feelings also smooth money also < br > hope that the company of friends You can strong out of your own sad < br > also hope my words can bring you greater power < br > four years of good elder brothers! I hope you are getting better and better < br > dont be knocked down by anything ❤ there is your family and friends]

「H•P」家族创始人:用自己的热爱去影响更多还需要快乐的人.

顶好阅读:
    人与人之间最小的差别是智商,最大的差别是坚持。 ​​​
[Is the smallest difference in IQ between people, the biggest difference is persistence. ​​​]

阅读分享。 图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ

叩醒:
    Everything negative-pressure, challenges-is all an opportunity for me to rise.----压力、挑战,这一切消极的东西,都是我能够取得成功的催化剂。 ​​​
[Everything negative - pressure, challenges - is all an opportunity for me to rise. - pressure, challenges, all the negative things, all is me to the success of the catalyst. ​​​]

人生格言 要有一颗持之以恒的心并付出努力,最终定能成功 !

故园风雨前:
    前年初夏傍晚,后海,独个儿坐在石头凳子上等人,一干人要凑齐了才去约好的那家馆子。我到得太早,在湖边捡了一个好位子,头上一树紫贝壳似的泡桐花,盛极而衰,遍地落英,香氛已经过气,又掺兑了晚风,浓度刚刚好。石凳左右各有一大丛连翘,黄花凋尽,枝条葳蕤喷薄像绿色焰火。放开目力,又浩然看到广 ​​​
[The year before last summer evening, houhai, alone sitting on a stone bench gentleman, raise the rest going to about the restaurant. Arrive too early, I found a good seat at the lake, but a trees, purple shells royal paulowinia flower head, boom-bust, spread tree lost its sweet atmosphere has been through the air, and mixed against the wind, the concentration is just right. Stone, there is a big forsythia bush around each past conditioning, luxuriant branches erupting like green fireworks. Of cross sections, and never see again]

叶檀:
    十几小时,一路无眠,同时看阅微草堂笔记和国富论,几乎同一历史时段,两国精英思考方式截然不同,直到洋务运动才有大规模工程技术,怪不得清末会一败再败 ​​​
[More than ten hours, sleepless all the way, at the same time see tiny cottage reading notes and the wealth of nations, almost the same historical period, the two countries elite different thinking way, until the westernization movement for large-scale engineering technology, its no wonder that would be a failure again in the late qing dynasty]

【微信公众号tancaijing,聪明人在一起,说人话】 工作联系方式:luotao@yetanstudio

花泽美美:
    #床上周渝民粉丝投稿# 大学男友跟妈妈太过亲热,做了包皮手术每天让他妈妈帮他消毒……你能接受吗? ​​​
[Vic Chou fans contribute # # bed university boyfriend too warm and affectionate with my mother, wrapping operation to do every day to let his mother helped him disinfection... Can you accept? ​​​]

一个人的兵荒马乱

哲言心语:
    一位父亲对女儿的爱情忠告,有些人适合你但不爱,有些人爱你却不适合。想知道爱不爱,别用耳朵听要用眼睛看。看他付出多少。而想知道适合与否,别问他有什么,而要问你的笑和眼泪。一直让你流泪的条件再好也不能要,一直让你笑的,就算吃苦也值得。宁可笑着累,也不要哭着享受。 ​​​​
[A father to her daughters love advice, some people for you but dont love, some people love you is not suitable. Want to know love, dont listening with ears to use eyes to see. See how much he pay. And for which you are want to know, dont ask what he has, and ask your laughter and tears. Always let you tears, and the condition again good cant want to, always make you smile, even if the bear is also worth. Would rather smile tired, dont cry to enjoy. ​​​​]

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津彩生活:
    洗脑曲再续!性感红人何念慈呼吁女性保护乳腺健康公益神曲《咪咪》[doge][doge][二哈][二哈]tRVpsYvC ​​​
[Brainwashed song again! Sexy red He Nianci called for women to protect the udder health public divine comedy Mimi [doge] [doge] [two ha] [two ha] tRVpsYvC]

津彩影像主页君,约片、发片请私信。推广合作可私信。

Alfii-:
    [好爱哦] tRxwElR . ​​​
[[good love oh] tRxwElR.]

گۈلنى گۈل قىلغىنى تىكىنى 🌹

库里中文网CURRY:
    我在纠结要不要看下半场,有点困[二哈] ​​​
[Im a bit trapped in the second half would see, ,]

分享无水印库里高清图片,喜欢请自取。 合作请私信

搭配师林可儿:
    偷偷亲下自己的心上兔[爱你] ​​​
[Love you secretly kiss your heart rabbit []]

你在看我的微博!

钟伟伦Ayo:
    琅琊榜首 江左梅郎[作揖] ​​​
[The top reed {langya} Jiang ZuoMei lang [bowing]]

上海戏剧学院级表演系本科 工作邮箱:jackey_@

小鬼黃鴻升:
    又餓了~來啊 還有沒有好吃的
秀出來~👽👽👽👽 ​​​

[Hungry ~ come on again 还有没有好吃的
秀出来~👽👽👽👽 ​​​]


我本人!

VincentChanLGBT:
    #無ps# ​​​
[#无ps #]

🇹🇼🇺🇸中英粤口譯員(同傳、交傳)。客串甜品店。往PhD進發中。電視迷。愛舊建築的高樓迷。PFLAG。同志基督徒。

甲醇电影:
    “陪伴本就是这世上最了不起的安慰方式。” ​​​​
[With this is the way of the worlds greatest comfort. ​​​​]

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