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当时我就震惊了：
好在你再也没有喝醉，喝酒的时候也不再流泪，你已经长大了，是个大孩子了，一切都会好的[爱你]
[But you never get drunk, drink also tears no longer, you have grown up, is a big boy now, everything will be ok love you []]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

微博搞笑排行榜：
#榜姐每日话题#〖减肥对一个人的颜值影响有多大 _______________〗万评论，word妈，这条微博好励志！留着鞭笞自己，瘦下来！[抱抱][抱抱]
[Elder sister daily topic # # list [to lose weight how much impact on a persons appearance level..] all comments, word, mom this tweet inspiring! Keep the lash yourself, thin come down! [hug] [hug]]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

全球最搞笑：
我和楼上姐姐的趣事
[I and sisters things upstairs]

微博搞笑达人.合作qq

锦鲤大王：
#大王睡了# 晚安周六。愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。*。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ。*Ｏｏ。*。ｏ
[# # king bed good night on Saturday. Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. o]

大王神秘某宝店 jldw.taobao ~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen~~~~

噗嗤大叔：
后帅哥给外婆拍了组美炸的清宫照，刘嘉玲都迷上他，传承的魅力红遍世界
[After the handsome boy to grandma took group the fry of the qing dynasty palace, carina lau fascinated him, inheriting the charm of popular in the world]

做科普的。微信号：ouba

_童可可：
所有辛酸的我都承受
美好的我会万分感恩◡̈♥︎
[I bear all bitter good I would be very grateful ◡ ̈ has ︎]

Lonely patients. (工作联系Nancy姐@qq )

思想聚焦：
【TED演讲：《任何人都可以拥有超凡的记忆力》】有人能在很短时间内背下上千个数字，或是记下一叠或更多牌的顺序。科技栏作家Joshua Foer给您详细讲解这种记忆方法 —— 他称其为记忆宫殿。相信对现在考研的你，有着很大的帮助！ tRMblX
[【 TED speech anyone can have extraordinary memory 】 someone can in a short time to memorize thousands of Numbers, or write down the order of one or more CARDS. Field of science and technology writer Joshua Foer, give you a more detailed explain the memory method - he called the memory palace. You believe in ones deceased father grind now, there is a big help! tRMblX]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

英国报姐：
两只不到一岁的小猫，被人用马克笔把全身白毛涂成了彩色。真的不懂有什么人无聊到会拿以小猫的生命健康为代价来作乐。
[Two less than one year old cat, being with mark pen body painted color white hairs. Really dont understand what people are bored enough to take to the kittens life and health for their music.]

订阅号：ukuk,国外各种好玩哒，我啥都发~【注：玻璃心，喜释梗，广告狗

冷笑话精选：
说一个你家乡的特产，让大家猜猜你是哪儿人[doge]
[Said a specialty in your hometown, let you guess where are you from [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

蔡卓妍：
完成👯✌🏻
[完成👯✌🏻]

暂无

刘楚恬：
你的笑，我的阳光☀️
[You smile, my sunshine ☀ ️]

此微博由妈妈记录，恬恬不上网，没有Q也没有小号，大家请勿上当

汪小菲：
都拿着行李出了门，实在放不下。为了多陪一天，只能改明早飞天津，再开车回北京的机票。什么创业，估值，基与本我这个孩女儿奴无关了，能踏踏实实照顾家人，做点自己喜欢的事便是福！
[Took the luggage out of the door, it will not fit. To accompany the day, only to fly to tianjin tomorrow morning, then drive back to Beijing ticket. What entrepreneurial, valuation, the base has nothing to do with this my daughter this child slavery, can come to take care of the family, to do something you love is a blessing!]

希望玥儿每天都开开心心的

镰刀刮腋毛：
觉得浴缸冰冰凉凉很舒爽，耍赖不起来的[doge]tRMbOcfw
[Think ice bath crock BingLiangLiang is very comfortable, cant play to depend on the doge tRMbOcfw]

微博第一审美直男

郭斯特：
吃宵夜了！tRMtaw
[Eat midnight snack! tRMtaw]

我是平板！合作联系QQ，一些周边tRzAkS

我和贱人的狗血经历：
我只服这个死刑犯真的[笑cry]
[I only take the death really [laugh cry]]

生活是一朵洒满狗血的悲菊,随时等待被人完爆!私人微博业界良心有事私信

韩国me2day：
【instiz】月!由#朴宝英# 和#朴炯植# 主演的JTBC金土迷你剧#大力女都奉顺#即将播出!大力的女主作为保镖保护富二代男主,看设定超期待播出有木有[二哈](crlogo)
[【 instiz 】 month! Starring # # # # walking on sunshine and PiaoJiong plant JTBC gold soil mini series # to women in the # will air! Strong Japanese as bodyguards to protect rich second generation male master, did look very eager to set broadcast two ha] [(crlogo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

人民日报：
【夜读：如何度过二十出头的穷困日子】人生中最难熬的时光，是刚步入社会那几年，一穷二白，特别潦倒。如何才能实现蜕变？首先，你得特别能吃苦，然后让自己增值。不要试图通过依附别人来改变命运。只有当你十分优秀时，才能得到别人的青睐。 tRMtOkvQ
[【 night how do you spend in their early s poor day 】 in the life most difficult times, is that a few years just entering society, poor, particularly poor. How to achieve transformation? First of all, you really can bear, then let his appreciation. Dont try to depend on others to change destiny. Only when you are very good, can get the favour of people. tRMtOkvQ]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

不二大叔说：
豆瓣.！观众全体起立致敬，只有阿米尔·汗能让印度如此疯狂！
[Douban.! The audience all stood up, only amir khan can make India so crazy!]

微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。

豆瓣说：
发生了一件事让我一下子醒悟，以后再也不给父母花一分钱，立贴为誓！
[Something happened to let me wake up at a draught, later any further not spend a penny to her parents, made on oath!]

嘻嘻

神回复吐槽帝：
因怕送晚了被投诉，外卖小哥电梯中急哭了[悲伤]请大家都多一份包容，多一份关爱，多一份理解~！每个人都不容易~！！ tRMtKyT .
[For fear of late been complaints, take-away little elder brother sharp cry [sad] in the elevator, please everyone more tolerant, more love and understand him a lot ~! Everyone is not easy ~!!!!! TRMtKyT.]

爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！

Happy张江：
卧槽！！这个#粤语配音#简直毫无违和感啊，满满的TVB既视感，[二哈]tRMtVuVg
[Oh my god!!!!! This # # cantonese dubbing is scarcely acosmia feeling, full of TVB visual sense, both two ha tRMtVuVg]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

思想聚焦：
【太强了！三傻男主阿米尔·汗为戏增肥公斤后又暴瘦公斤】《三傻大闹宝莱坞》《我的个神啊》岁男星阿米尔·汗在新电影《Dangal》出演摔跤手马哈维亚·福盖特，为了诠释其真实经历，他先是增重公斤，然后又花个月减去公斤，还练出一身肌肉，太强了！这才是真演员！[赞]tRMtKUKH
[【 is too strong! Three silly men amir khan to play after gaining weight kg, a thin kg 】 the three silly make bollywood actor at the age of my god amir khan, in the new movie Dangal wrestlers in Omaha, Mr Geithner, in order to interpret its real experience, he first weight kg, then spent months minus kg, also build a muscle, too! This is the true actor! [who] tRMtKUKH]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

治愈系心理学：
是这样的，就算觉得自己是一坨臭狗屎，
也会遇到心地善良的屎壳郎。
不远万里找到你，然后当成宝贝；
再不远万里和你一起滚回家，一路悉心呵护你；
怕你被人抢了被踩扁了或者撞到石头，
一心想着把你变成家里的镇宅之宝，
别怀疑，世界有时就是这么好，只要你相信，你就会拥有。[挤眼]-- 倪瑞Raylene
[Is that even if feel is one tuo smelly shit, will meet kindness of dung beetles. traveled long distances to find you, then as baby. has to go home with you again, all the way to take care of you; fear of you being robbed by crush or hit the stone, he wants to turn you into home and home treasure, dont doubt that the world is so good, sometimes as long as you believe, you will have. [eye] - NiRui Raylene]

治愈系，一种平静后舒畅的感觉！情感探讨、文字投稿请私信。图文自网络。

蒋劲夫：
#跑战厦门# 跑步前一定要先做好热身运动[加油][加油] tRIpBuMh tRMtCBzZ .
[# # running battle xiamen running must do warm-up exercise before [go] [oil] tRIpBuMh tRMtCBzZ.]

不愿是你的王，只愿是你身旁无言守护的骑士。

二更视频：
#二更夜聊# [思考]谁推荐我一首你睡前听的歌？
[# # more night chat [thinking] who recommended me a song before bed to hear you?]

商务媒体内容合作：二更拥有二更视频、二更食堂、隐藏菜单、慢漫来、更城市、更行业等新媒体。与您一起发现身边不知道的美。

林丹：
刚刚收到球迷会的丹迷们送给孩子的礼物谢谢大家非常非常喜欢也祝大家新年快乐🎁
[刚刚收到球迷会的丹迷们送给孩子的礼物谢谢大家非常非常喜欢也祝大家新年快乐🎁]

曼联新闻：
年！场比赛！个进球！一个名字，一段传奇！我是鲁尼！曼联队史第一射手！
[Years! Game! A goal! A name, a legend! I am Wayne rooney! Manchester uniteds first-ever striker!]

不定时播报曼联新闻的微博，合作请私信。

内涵大婊哥：
卧槽，这是我见过最毒的了，不得不信[拜拜] 转发好运
[Oh my god, this is I have seen the most poisonous, forward to letter [bynum] good luck]

一个萌萌的制图匠，喜欢发搞笑有趣的动图！~(●˙▿˙●)

马男波杰克Bojack：
这是一条互粉博[污]
[This is a mutual when fan bo [pollution]]

梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝

买买小天使：
「有什么适合刚入职的女生戴的手链、项链之内的饰品？」
[What is the suitable for newly hired girl wearing the bracelet, necklace, jewelry?]

自从关注了买买小天使后，你越来越美了，专注种草安利！

央视新闻：
【服刑人员突发重病位狱警献血救人[心]】近日，浙江第一监狱服刑人员阳某因身体不适昏厥，民警迅速将其送医。阳某因心脏疾病导致全身组织广泛出血，需输血，但医院血库告急。监狱位民警立即走进献血点，展开爱心与生命的接力赛。遗憾的是阳某因病情过重而未被抢救过来。（央视记者杨少鹏）
[The inmates sudden serious illness A c.o. blood donation save [heart]] recently, zhejiang first prison inmates YangMou due to physical discomfort fainting, police quickly sent the medicine. YangMou systemic organization wide hemorrhage caused by heart disease, need a blood transfusion, but the hospital blood. Prison police immediately into the blood donation points, a relay of love and life. It is a pity that YangMou because of the heavy illness and was not revive. (CCTV reporter shao-peng Yang)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

复古写真馆：
👭

店铺号：公众号：xllwan

王岳鹏Niko：
#Niko是我们的班主任# 【打包菜再加工！】
每次吃完火锅剩下的菜都特别纠结
打包拿回去麻烦，不打包浪费[二哈]
所以！！我来教大家火锅打包菜拿回家怎么办！
不会化妆的厨子不是好网黄[摊手]
欢迎大家看完视频之后亲自试一下
发微博圈儿我交作业[阴险]
tRMDQAU
[# # Niko is our head teacher packaged food processing again! every time after eating hot pot entangled with the rest of the food is special package back trouble, packaging waste [two ha] so!! I teach you to hot pot packaged food home to do! not makeup is not a good net cook yellow [stand hand] welcome after watching the video personally try tweeting circle [insidious] I handed in the homework tRMDQAU]

工作联系邮箱：@qq