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这尼玛笑死我了：
放着贤惠的老婆不要，渣男出轨妻子忍无可忍！[怒]
[Virtuous wife dont lying, cheating philandering emotional man out of the rail His wife couldnt stand it! [anger]]

冷笑话中心！纯属爱好！冷笑话，每日奉送最冷笑话。

薛之谦：
我梦见自己是一只高位截肢的秃鹫...
找到了最适合自己的板车...
高傲的寻找着自己的种族...
却查到祖谱里自己是一只野鸡....

在悲伤中...
我慢慢的康复了....
[I dreamed I was a high amputation vultures... to find the most suitable for their own a scooter... proud looking for their own race... but check the progenitor spectrum in yourself is a pheasant... in sorrow... I slowly recovered...]

工作联系请洽经纪人张鸣鸣工作邮箱：muxingwuwu@sina

思想聚焦：
你读过最感动的一首现代诗。
[Have you read the most touched of a modern poem.]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

人民日报：
【老人被困电梯，被救后动手打维修工】日，广东深圳一岁老人因电梯故障被困，分钟后被救出。监控显示，电梯门打开瞬间，老人动手打维修员，后遭到维修员和保安反击。最终，老人头部受伤缝七针，被罚款元，保安被行拘日。tRMlubC @梨视频
[The old man trapped elevator, rescued after punching a mechanic 】, one year old old man trapped because of the elevator, shenzhen city, guangdong province, was rescued after minutes. Monitoring shows that the elevator door opened the moment, the old man beat maintenance, after maintenance and security counter. Seven stitches in the end, the old man head injury, was fined RMB, security line was arrested. TRMlubC @ pear video]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

胡楚靓：
“今天是我的生日，岁啦。也有礼物要送给大家😁<童话镇>”tRMXvvYb (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)
[“今天是我的生日，岁啦。也有礼物要送给大家😁<童话镇>”tRMXvvYb (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!)]

淘宝美妆店楚楚长大了淘宝服装店HUCHUJING GIF快手美拍唱吧胡楚靓

小野妹子学吐槽：
如果你就长成你头像那个样子，你现在还会是单身吗？
[If you grow in your head like that, you still be single?]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

Happy张江：
艾玛！！！据说墨西哥这位女主播让很多人养成了看天气预报的好习惯~~~今天腰好细。。哦，不对！今天天气好翘。。。太养眼啦，这身材简直了[色]#新年乐不停# tRMewxu
[Emma!!!!!! Mexico is said to be the presenter let many people formed the good habit of watching the weather forecast today ~ ~ ~ waist fine.. Oh, no! The weather is good today become warped... Too beautiful, the figure was [color] # # new constantly tRMewxu]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

热门评论：
这样的男朋友还能要吗[笑cry]
[Can also have such a boyfriend? [laughter cry]]

微博非官方热门评论聚集地！

八卦_我实在是太CJ了：
时尚王子陈思诚，就算戴上墨镜也挡不住他自信的眼神。
[Prince fashion Chen Sicheng, calculate sunglasses also can not hold up against his confident eyes.]

陪你聊八卦的公众号：cj

这里是美国：
【再见，奥巴马！美国各界名人告别奥巴马】白宫发布了一段美国各界名人向奥巴马告别的视频，小李子、汤姆·汉克斯、科比与比尔盖茨夫妇等重量级人物回忆了八年来那些yes we can的瞬间，年的胜选演讲、与总统的白宫偶遇、同性婚姻合法化……tRMMvfd
[【 goodbye, Obama! American celebrities farewell 】 Obama at the White House released a U.S. celebrity from all walks of life to say goodbye to the Obama video, small plum, Tom Hanks, kobe Bryant with heavyweights such as Bill Gates recalled for eight years the yes we can moments, in his victory speech, the encounter of the White House with the President, to legalize same-sex marriage... tRMMvfd]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

妖妖小精：
整理了下昨天那条微博的热评，[笑cry]果真是同一个世界同一个妈
[Compiled under the weibo yesterday simplicity, [laugh cry] is one world one mom]

◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画，更新时多时少（部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者，非常抱歉，望见谅！欢迎随时指正！）

秒拍：
超方便的diy肥皂盒～～环保又实用，DIY出了新境界，厉害了！[鼓掌][鼓掌]#秒拍#开脑洞时间都，你有哪些生活小窍门呢？tRIBbdto
[Super convenient diy soap box ~ ~ and practical environmental protection, diy out of the new state, much! [applause.] [applause] # s # open the imagination of the time, what are your life tips? tRIBbdto]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

机智大夫：
女人都不愿结婚了，男人却还想娶个保姆。
[The woman did not want to get married, the man still want to marry a nanny.]

微信公号：jizhidafu 专治无聊大夫，别看资料看疗效。

痒气美少女：
史上最惨碰瓷大爷，哈哈哈哈哈哈太悲伤了，笑岔气！[笑cry]#新年乐不停# tRMPatv
[In the history of the worst racketeer big ye, ha ha ha ha ha ha is too sad, stitches! [laughing cry] # # new constantly tRMPatv]

我就是我，颜射不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：

新浪娱乐：
#午间话题# 《孤芳不自赏》楚北捷白娉婷山洞戏播出啦[害羞]angelababy秀发飞扬，钟汉良袒露胸膛，脑海里浮现的BGM是“吹呀吹呀我的骄傲放纵~” [笑cry]tRMRZm
[# # noon topic solitary fang not up north chu jie bai have a graceful demeanour cave scene broadcast [shy] angelababy hair float in the sky, hello how are you his chest, the BGM of mind is blow, blow my pride indulgence ~ [laugh cry] tRMRZm]

新浪娱乐

小S：
真不懂事！ tRMsTcp .
[I really dont understand! TRMsTcp.]

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我的朋友是个呆B：
别总想拉着姑娘打游戏，当女孩子开始打游戏后……没错，是你[二哈]
tRMrdou
[Dont want to pull a girl to play the game, after the girl started playing the game... Yes, you [ ha] tRMrdou]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

韩国me2day：
【mydaily】[南柱赫接受媒体采访“阳光般温暖的南朋友~”]日#南柱赫#在首尔合井洞某处接受了媒体采访.心空~[心][心]
[[mydaily] [south column about media interview south of the warm sunshine friends ~] day in Seoul south column h # # well hole somewhere accepted the media interview. Empty heart ~ [heart] [heart]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

史上第一最最搞：
大胖基Zion生活在美国加州，肥美的大屁股弹性十足，每次躺在地上起身的时候都要先用屁股弹一下，扭一扭，简直太魔性了！哈哈哈，看一万遍都不够。。 tRMgeGa
[Big fat base Zion life in California, beautiful big butt is flexible, every time when lying on the ground and must use ass play first, twist twist, absolutely too ones! Ha, ha, ha, look at ten thousand times is not enough.. tRMgeGa]

让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量

我和宠物的日常：
妈妈总说我睡的跟死猪一样，于是我就拿这个视频给她看。。。真的太魔性了。。哈哈哈哈[笑cry]tRLttJ
[Mom always said I slept like a dead pig, so I took this video to show her... Really is too devious looking.. Ha ha ha ha laugh cry tRLttJ]

萌化了！( ´-ω ･)▄︻┻┳══━·.`.`.`.欢迎私信投稿，爆出你跟你家宠物的趣事！公棕V信：whcwdrc

潮英语：
最无奈的谎言——有时不要轻易相信你的父母[思考]tRMkSdy（使用#秒拍#录制）
[The most helpless lies - dont believe that your parents sometimes [thinking] tRMkSdy (using the # # s pat recording)]

However long the night，the dawn will break.不管黑夜有多长，黎明总会到来。

人民日报：
【转需！个小动作保护腰椎[推荐]】每天工作学习，坐久了，会不会觉得腰椎酸酸的，甚至整个人都不好了？推荐给你个拉伸腰部的动作↓↓从现在开始，每天花一点时间，对你的腰好一点！转需！@人民网
[【 turn need! A little affectations protection lumbar [recommend]] work every day to study, sit for a long time, will not feel lumbar acid, even the whole person is bad? Recommend to you a stretch waist moves left left from now on, spend a little time every day, be nice to your waist! Turn to! @ Peoples Daily online]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

逗自己玩呐：
生为猫咪，却自以为是一匹骏马。。。这步伐帅到没朋友。。。[笑cry]
喵：心有一匹野马，头顶一片草原#新年乐不停# tRthknhD
[For cats, but thinks himself to be a fine horse... The pace of handsome to no friend... [laughing cry] meow heart there is a wild horse, the head a prairie # # new constantly tRthknhD]

麻蛋，笑瘫了~~~ （推广合作请加Q： )

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京事儿#【海淀一快递员入室抢劫后杀人抛尸】@主持人王振龙：环卫工人发现了一个纸箱，里面竟然藏着一具女尸，手脚口鼻被胶带捆绑，海淀刑警小时抓获嫌疑人，此人曾是一名快递员，本想抢劫一位老客户，可对方不在家，邻居以为他是来送快递的，于是打开了房门…tRMJszs
[# # about Beijing (haidian a Courier burglary after killing dumped 】 @ the host zhen-long wang sanitation workers found a carton, unexpectedly hidden inside a woman corpse, hands and nose and mouth was taped, haidian Interpol hours arrested the suspect, who was a Courier, wanted to rob an old customer, to the other party is not at home, neighbors thought he was to deliver, he opens the door... tRMJszs]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

谷大白话：
【奥巴马告别演说结尾部分】奥巴马作为总统提出最后一个请求，请美国人相信自己也能带来改变，坚守建国之基和美国人的核心信仰。最后重申了自己当年的竞选精神Yes, we can. tRMksUu
[[Obama farewell speech end] President Obama as a last request, please americans believe they can bring about change, stick to the country and the American core beliefs. Finally reiterated his campaign spirit Yes, we can. TRMksUu]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

嗨fantasticgirl：
女生的腿就是女生的脸！
学会这个减肥个tips，帮你瘦腿，动起来！！！
（视频po主@陈子蜜） tRIJggY
[The girls leg is girls face! to learn this weight loss tips, thin leg for you, move!!!!!! tRIJggY (video Po @ Chen Zimi)]

别看管我叫“高冷”，其实亢奋的很

新浪新闻：
【别人家公司：春节带薪休假天还组织出国旅游】重庆一家公司的春节放假通知火了，该公司春节放假时间从月日到月日，整整天。通知上特别提醒，大假归来，老板还将组织员工国外游，月份出发。老板：带薪休假，关怀员工↓↓tRMsPAH春节要值班的举个手[泪]
[Paid vacation days [others companies Spring Festival organized travel abroad 】 a company of chongqings lunar New Year holiday notice, the Spring Festival holiday time from month to month, whole day. Notice on special remind, big return false, the boss will organize employee foreign tourism, set out in. Boss paid vacation, care staff left left tRMsPAH down to watch the Spring Festival for hand [tears]]

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财经网：
【为遮丑?陕西名婴儿被贩卖解救年后官方才发认领公告】年陕西富平县曝出一起轰动全国的产科医生贩卖婴儿案。但直到年，渭南市临渭区民政局才出公告，让民众认领年前追回的名被拐幼童。该市一公务人员透露，这是因害怕出丑的心态在作怪，政府想等风波平息了，才让孩子们找爸爸妈妈。
[【 trafficked for modesty? Shaanxi infants rescue after the official post only claim notice 】 in shaanxi fuping Revelations in a national obstetrician sell baby. But it was not until the year, weinan linwei district civil affairs bureau to the announcement, let people claim years ago recover abducted in the name of the child. A city official said, this is for fear make a fool of yourself mind at work, the government wants to wait furore, to let children find mom and dad.]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

电影通缉令：
《爱乐之城》内地定档月日情人节！！答应我，不要一个人去看[挖鼻]。
[The philharmonic, city of mainland fixed gear on valentines day!! Promise me, dont a person to see (nose).]

视频制作人。公众号：电影通缉令（bbmovie）

幽默搞笑大叔：
家里的猫打了狗崽一巴掌，然后就被狗爸爸找上了门。似曾相识的一幕，历史总是惊人的相似 tRMkxsg .
[Cat home dozen gouzai slap, and then dad to find the door by a dog. Deja vu, history is always amazing similar tRMkxsg.]

新浪热门微博-笑话榜专家成员，精选幽默、笑话、趣图、搞笑段子等，让您的生活充满快乐，欢迎你的关注。合作QQ

清华南都：
转需丨Top强企业HR总结的个面试回答技巧
[Turn to 丨 Top enterprises HR concludes an interview answer skills]

躬耕于清华的南方都市人，青年人必读的活百科全书，社会学播士、情感心理学砖家

我们都是小说控：
#小说推选# 这是一波迄今为止必看的现言小说～如果可以，我的世界，全部都给你❤喜欢现代言情的小说收藏看书吧～
[# # novel chosen so far this is the wave will see now say novel ~ if you can, my world, all give you ❤ like reading modern romance novel collection ~]