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微博搞笑排行榜：
    评论里留个小愿望，看有没有榜友帮你实现 _______________________________ ​​​
@榜姐信箱 每天收到很多私信，大家收到各种各样的礼物，感谢暖心的沙雕榜友！[锦鲤][爱你] ​
[Comments to leave a little wish, look have a list of friends to help you achieve _______________________________ < br > @ list box elder sister received a lot of direct messages every day, all kinds of gifts, thanks to the warm heart sand sculpture friends list! Love you [brocade carp] []]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家：
    #家家汽车文化# 【谁说我们只懂车？ 资深编辑变球鞋达人】今天我们不说车，来给大家聊聊球鞋，喜欢的朋友就点个赞，不喜欢的朋友欢迎无条件吐槽。球鞋已经成为潮流界占着非常重要的位置，万物都可以和时尚沾边。球鞋不仅仅是我们日常生活中所需要穿的产品，甚至还有些具有文化的作用。很多时间我们会去...全文： m.weibo ​
[# every car culture # 【? Who says we only know car senior editor of different shoe talent 】 today we dont say, want to talk to you, like friend praise, dont like friends welcome unconditionally. Shoes has become the trend of the world occupy very important position, all things can be and fashion. Wearing sneakers is not only our daily life need of products, even some of the cultural role. We will go to a lot of time... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

BORGHESE-贝佳斯：
    即将到来，肌肤状态却迟迟不在线，赶紧开启贝佳斯意式护肤守护，唤醒沉睡美肌，让TA体会一次怦然心动的感觉~ ​
[Upcoming, skin state their online, hurriedly open borghese Italian skin care, wake up the sleeping beauty, let them feel a feeling of heartache ~]

Borghese贝佳斯品牌源自意大利，品牌设计灵感及故事亦建基于此。二次世界大战之后，La Dolce Vita为意大利注入创意与活力，把意大利塑造成世界灵感摇篮。于“永恒之城”罗马居住的贝佳斯家族是意大利的名门望族，远至文艺复兴时期，贝佳斯家族在罗马已有极具影响力， 家族显赫包括公爵、皇子、皇族、政治家、教皇等位高权重的人物，于罗马向负盛名。当时意大利并未出现尊贵护肤品牌，所以贝佳斯皇妃（Princess Marcella Borghese）决定以意大利独一无二的天然资源 - 矿物温泉- 为建立护肤品牌的灵感源头，打造意大利成为顶尖美肤皇国。于六十多年的发展历程中，BORGHESE贝佳斯始终如一，致力贯彻推动天然健康美肤理念，倡导奢宠自我、探索质美生活，让现代女性在姣好的容颜中保持高贵精致的姿态。

优酷：
    #这就是原创#没想到嘎嘎@王嘉尔 首次觉得自己“不会说话”，竟然是被@秦凡淇种番茄 给“逼”的[笑cry] 每次跟番茄对话，嘎嘎都感觉“聊不下去”，甚至开始反思自己[允悲] 番茄果然是“聊天终结者”无疑了[偷笑]#王嘉尔这就是原创# tEzZfCj ​
[# # this is the original thought gaga @ Wang Jiaer feel not speak for the first time, unexpectedly is @ Qin Fan q tomatoes to push [laugh cry] every conversation with tomatoes, feel talk down ga ga, and even began to rethink its [allow sad] tomatoes were chatting terminator undoubtedly [laughing] # Wang Jiaer this is original # tEzZfCj]

汽车之家：
    北京今天出门的你[挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻][挖鼻]
[Beijing today to go out of your [one nose] [nose] [dig nose] [dig nose] [dig nose]]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

大S：
    #化妆最难的是哪一步# 很明顯的嘛～ ​
[# make up which step is the hardest ~ # is obvious]

眾生皆平等 萬物皆有靈

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【反诈民警天捣毁个诈骗窝点 电梯口失去意识头撞墙累倒在地】#民警太累昏倒撞墙#月日，海南儋州。在连续高强度工作天后，反诈民警周小兵因过度疲劳，昏倒在了南通办案工作组海南儋州驻地的电梯口。来天时间，周小兵带队在海南昌江、海口、儋州、琼海、文昌等地捣毁个诈骗窝点，抓获犯罪嫌疑...全文： m.weibo ​
[The anti cheat day police destroyed a fraud dens elevator lost consciousness head against the wall tired fall to the ground] # # police too tired has collapsed against the wall, and hainan danzhou. In the continuous high intensity work days later, the fraud police xiao-bing zhou from exhaustion, faint in the nantong working group in hainan danzhou bus stations of the elevator. Days time, xiao-bing zhou led in ChangJiang, haikou, hainan danzhou, qionghai and wenchang destroyed a fraud dens, capture criminal suspects... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    【国家都嫌你胖 #智利政府出钱给肥胖人群抽脂#】月日，智利医疗保健部决定在全国范围内挑选人为其免费做腹部抽脂手术，目前已有超过万人报名。许多对自己身材不满的市民上街庆祝这一福利的推行，但也有人认为应将钱用在更紧急的事情上。tEKjyUnq ​
[【 countries suspicion you fat liposuction # # the Chilean government to pay obese 】 month day, Chile health care department decided to choose across the country for its free do abdominal liposuction, there are more than ten thousand people to sign up. Dissatisfaction with their bodies citizens took to the streets to celebrate the implementation of the welfare, but also some people think that money should be used on the more urgent. tEKjyUnq]

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猫扑：
    恭喜@小十一心沉则灵 等名用户获得【元红包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEdHAS
[Congratulations to @ small heart sink, spirit and so on ten users get [yuan red envelopes]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEdHAS]

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刘彦斌：
    人民币适度贬值，可以对冲美国加税对出口的负面影响；但是大幅度贬值会引发资本外流和造成输入型通胀！因此，有必要对汇率进行合理控制！ ​
[The yuan depreciate moderately, can hedge the negative impact of taxes on exports in the United States; But a severe devaluation will lead to capital outflows and imported inflation. Therefore, it is necessary to control the reasonable exchange rate! ​]

新浪汽车：
    #车圈话题#【奥迪计划在欧洲推出交通信号灯辅助系统】奥迪表示，自今年月起，奥迪新车型将与德国英戈尔施塔特当地的交通信号灯系统全面连接，驾驶者能知道该以什么速度可以赶上下一个绿灯，并为车主倒计时。tEKQCFUP ​
[# circle topic # 【 audi plans to launch in Europe traffic light auxiliary system 】 audi said that since the beginning of the month this year, audis new models will be with the German and British gore Tuesday local traffic lights system connection, the driver can know what to to speed to catch up with the next green light, and to the owner the countdown. tEKQCFUP]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

冷笑话精选：
    愿妈妈们一切都好[心]@草图君看了有点心疼，希望有更多人能关注到双城妈妈这类群体[心]@休闲璐没有为人父母，怎么会知道要权衡工作和家庭有多难
[Wish all mothers good [heart] @ sketch looked a little love, I hope more people can focus on the twins mother such groups [heart] @ leisure moves without parents, how can know how hard to balance work and family]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

杨幂：
    因为有沈其南，傅函君才有了爱情#结婚没房没车没床##idoltube# tEdfv ​
[Because of its south, shen fu letter you just had love # # # no house no car no marriage bed idoltube# tEdfv]

这里有一只狐狸，幸福，感恩，知足，爱~＞＜

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【为拍短视频吸粉 男子地铁大喊有地雷引发慌乱】#地铁拍视频大喊卧倒#日，深圳地铁号线一地铁列车上，一位黄发男子突然卧倒，并发出“卧倒”等言语，这一举动引起乘客慌乱，多名乘客争先跑下车，该列车清客退出服务。经调查，涉事男子系拍摄小视频为了吸引粉丝↓↓现场慌乱视频曝光↓↓...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 subway suction powder to shoot a short video man shouted a landmine triggered panic 】 shoot video Shouting down # # subway, shenzhen metro line on a subway train, a blond man suddenly drop down, and issued a drop down and other words, a move that cause passengers panic, many passengers rushed to run out of the car, the train passengers out of service. After investigation, the involved man is small video shooting in order to attract fans left left the scene panic video exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

猫扑：
    深度过滤，就会出现这种情况[允悲]，重新抽，改普通过滤 ​
[Depth filtration, can appear this kind of situationallow sad, to smoke, ordinary filter instead]

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