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冷笑话精选：
    珍惜现在@The_samer转发微博
[Cherish now @ The_samer forwarding microblogging]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

努力着奋斗者：
    懊恼，日签断了[顶][顶][顶]两周不到就算了，好烦躁，昨天本来打卡了，一看图和昨天的一样，就想着拍了笔记再上传，然后就没有然后了[抓狂]今天打卡显示两天前[黑线][伤心][哼][怒] ​
[Chagrin, day to sign off the [cap] [cap] [cap] less than two weeks, good be agitated, originally clock yesterday, a look at the picture is the same as yesterday, thought took notes, upload again, then no then [mad] clock shows two days ago today [black line] [sad] [singing] [anger]]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

优酷：
    本期#蒙面唱将猜猜猜#，蒙面合唱团为我们带来了《对面的女孩看过来》！如此轻松愉快的一首小情歌，这六位居然选择了清一色的扑克脸作为合唱面具[思考]看起来这期的#优酷蒙面唱将#都不好猜哦[doge]
tEUmUhHE ​
[This sing will guess # # masked, masked chorus brought us the opposite girl see come over! So relaxed and happy a little love song, the six incredibly chose all poker face mask as a chorus [thinking] look this issue # # youku masked singing will be all bad guess oh [doge] < br > tEUmUhHE]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【心疼！能长大真不容易…… [doge]】国外一老爸记录了儿子从二年级到四年级放学摔倒的瞬间，并上传至社交网络同大家分享，是亲爸没错了[允悲]tEUYsbE ​
[【 love! Can grow up is not easy... [doge]] - a foreign dad a son from grade two to grade four school fall instantly, and upload to share with you, social networks is pro dad yes [allow sad] tEUYsbE]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【网红美食#长沙鲍师傅吃出活虫#？商家：可能与海苔颜色相似没看到】月日，有网友称，在长沙鲍师傅国金街店购买一款肉松小贝，却吃出活虫↓↓对此商家回应称：可能因活虫颜色与海苔颜色相似，也可能因顾客将肉松小贝放置一晚，有虫飞进蛋糕内↓↓对此商家这样解决>>tEUmAYEP ​
[[web celebrity food # # changsha bao master live worm? Business may be similar to the seaweed color didnt see 】 month day, some netizens said, in changsha bao master of the street shop to buy a pork floss Beckham, but any worm left left businesses responded to this probably because living insect color and seaweed color are similar, may also be due to customer place shredded meat Beckham for a night, insect fly into the cake left left the merchants solve this > > tEUmAYEP]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #宠物与车#一只被困在马路上的小猫咪，面对呼啸而过的车辆，可怜又无助...一定要看到最后...愿这个世界所有的好心人都被温柔以待。[给你小心心][给你小心心][给你小心心] tEUmwHpI ​
[# # pet with car a small cat was trapped on the road, facing the cars whizzing, poor and helpless... Be sure to see the last... Wish the world all good people are gentle. [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully] tEUmwHpI]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
    #家家新闻#【安全公司：G网络将对自动驾驶造成威胁】日前据外媒报道，全球知名网络安全公司Avast表示，G网络时代的来临将对自动驾驶汽车带来进一步威胁，虽然目前无法预测出直接的影响，但移动网络的进步速度与网络安全的发展并不同步，自动驾驶系统受到威胁的程度和范围都会更加糟糕。...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # every news [security company G network will pose a threat to self-driving 】, according to foreign media reported that the global well-known network security firm said Avast, G era will bring further threat to self-driving cars, although is unable to estimate the direct impact, but the progress of the mobile network speed is not synchronized with the development of network security, degree and scope of autopilot system under threat will be worse. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
    #CCTV国家宝藏# 岁那一年，@胡杏儿 远赴英国读书，在陌生的土地上见识到一个与故乡完全不同的世界，即使多年后回到祖国，也经常想起那段难忘的时光。本期#优酷国家宝藏#中，胡杏儿即将守护的清乾隆农耕商贸图外销壁纸，与她有着相似的命运轨迹，像探访一个熟悉的老朋友一般，让我们一起走进这段历史...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # CCTV national treasure years old that year, @ evolve Went to Britain to study, in a strange land and witnessed a totally different from home to the world, even if returned to the motherland after so many years, also often reminded of that memorable time. # # youku in current national treasure, zoe will protect the qing qianlong agricultural trade export wallpaper, and she had a similar trajectory fate, like visiting a familiar friend, let us together into this period of history... The full text m. eibo]

冷笑话精选：
    好听[米奇比心]@王火炎焱燚火炎焱燚棒@canariya在梦游向经典致敬[good]
[Nice than heart] [mickey @ Wang Huoyan Yan 燚 fire inflammation Yan 燚 rods @ canariya in salute to classic [good]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

猫扑：
    剖腹产究竟是怎样进行的？医疗团队Touch Surgery制作了一个从手术开始到结束的动画，看完真的好难受，心疼每一位母亲，真的太不容易了[赞]tEUlprlw ​
[How is a caesarean section? The medical team Touch Surgery made a animation from start to finish operation, watching a really good sad, love, every mother really too not easy [who] tEUlprlw]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【大片既视感！母亲抱娃狂奔躲过连环车祸】月日，在越南的一条公路上，一辆大型卡车突然失控，撞穿混凝土隔离带，冲向反向车道，撞毁了几辆轿车。在此千钧一发之际，一名母亲抱着孩子及时发现险情，抱紧孩子，拼命逃离现场，躲过了一劫。tEUnuEm ​
[【 vast tracts of both visual feeling! Mother hold her racing car through 】 month day, on a road in Vietnam, a large truck suddenly out of control and crashed through concrete barrier, rushed to reverse lanes, crashed a few cars. At this juncture, a mother discovered the danger in time, her child in her arms hold children, desperately fled the scene, survived a bullet. tEUnuEm]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

知乎：
     分钟的葱油脆皮鸡，葱油极香，鸡皮酥脆，简单却让人上瘾👉tEUnDqcd ​
[分钟的葱油脆皮鸡，葱油极香，鸡皮酥脆，简单却让人上瘾👉tEUnDqcd ​]

发现更大的世界

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【回顾年奇葩视频合集出炉，条条戳人神经……】年“奇葩视频榜”出炉，承包你一年的梗！有人为了进监狱的合唱团盗窃了年，有人为凑年整数要求加刑，有人找狗狗掉深坑却发现狗狗也在坑里……世间之事出其不意，你的笑点被戳中了吗？tEUnjhYp ​
[【 review in exotic video collection, all poke people nervous...... 】 Wonderful work in video list, contracting you stem a year! Years group to jail theft by someone, someone to gather together in integer request additional punishment, someone to see the dog off pit found that dogs are in the ditch... There is a matter of surprise, your smile is the stamp? tEUnjhYp]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

谢娜：
    #张杰我是来揍你的# 电影《叶问外传：张天志》@张杰 主题曲《我是来揍你的》MV来啦！我不是来当英雄的，我是来揍你的[加油][酷]，哇，@蔡少芬 你家那位打得好酷好帅啊[拳头] 要不要辣么夸张[鼓掌][亲亲][干杯][干杯] tEUnHprS ​
[# # zhang jie Im here to hit you in the movie leaf asked gaiden Zhang Tianzhi @ zhang jie theme song Im here to hit you in the MV come! I am not to be a hero, Im here to hit you in the [go] [cool], wow, @ caishaofen Your home have played well in the national handsome ah [fist] do you want hot yao exaggerated [applause.] [kiss] [drink] [drink] tEUnHprS]

太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！

冷笑话精选：
    这届大人太难带了[允悲]@憶予灬小女孩：做小孩真累，还要哄一群大人玩
[This session of adults with [allow sad] @ have to 灬 little girl do children really tired, but also entertain a group of adults for]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！