2018年5月31日星期四

Prop blocked, have means to resist, the sky is falling a husband!Prop blocked, have means to resi

丑女达人:
    一件事,就算再美好,一旦没有结果,就不要再纠缠,久了你会倦,会累;一个人,就算再留念,如果抓不住,就要适时放手,久了会神伤,会心碎。有时,放弃是另一种坚持,错失了夏花绚烂,必将会走进秋叶静美。任何事,任何人,都会成为过去,不要跟它过不去,无论多难,我们都要学会抽身而退。 ​​​​
[One thing, even if again good, once there is no results, dont entangled, long you will be tired, tired; A person, even if again as a souvenir, if cant catch, will timely to let go, for a long time will feel, will be broken. Sometimes give up is another insist, missed the summer flowers and will bring into autumn leaves. Anything, anybody, will become a thing of the past, dont give it a hard, just no matter how hard, we all learn to step back and back. ​​​​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

丑女达人:
    不要错把没教养,当做有气场。 ​​​
[Dont mistake, neglected, as have aura. ​​​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

冷笑话精选:
    简直可怕[衰]@望天云雾!!!@贴吧君@nanananatyu太可怕了……@愿小天使平安的人渣!
[Absolutely horrible [failure] @ looking up to heaven, clouds!!!!!!!!!!! @ @ nanananatyu tieba king is terrible... @ the scum of peace to little angel!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    呆比体重半吨,仅次于我@呆十三阿银青春儒雅,仅次于我@银教授马甲眉清目秀,仪表堂堂,仅次于我@万一你瞎呢_哈哈哈这个仅次于我没毛病@Koe和英里哈哈哈哈哈仅次于我
[Stay than weighing half a ton, after I stay @ o silver youthful elegance, second only to my professor @ silver ma jia meiqingmuxiu, handsome, second only to my @ one thousand are you blind? _ this ha ha ha after there is nothing wrong with me ha ha ha ha ha @ Koe and miles behind me]

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丑女达人:
    给老公看好友家小院,说过几年我也要在山里弄个小院儿看看书、画画唐卡。他一听来精神了:“好呀,那我就在周边修条山地跑道,然后让周边的人都跟我一起跑步,带他们一起锻炼身体……”[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸] ​
[To the husband see friends home yard, said a few years and I will get a small courtyard in the mountains to read, paint thangkas. He sounded a spirit well, Im in the hills surrounding building one runway, and then let the people around with me running, exercise with them... [his face] [his face] [his face]]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

但斌:
    回复@黑色会枪手谢谢[心][作揖]@黑色会枪手今天下单买了一本,想聆听最近年但总的心路历程。@但斌回复@lennyzhang[心][作揖][鲜花]@lennyzhang@但斌 我也买了一本。我特别欣赏但总对国家的未来和对优质股未来走势的乐观态度。@但斌有机会为你补签字[作揖]
[Will reply @ black Arsenal thanks [heart] [bowing] @ today bought a black will the gunners, want to listen to in recent years but the total journey. @ reply but bin @ lennyzhang [heart] [bowing] [flowers] @ lennyzhang @ but I also bought a bin. I especially appreciate but all of the countrys future and optimistic attitude towards the tendency of high quality stocks. @ but Lin has the opportunity to sign for you to fill [bowing]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选:
    惊艳[心]@我的前任是极品好听[兔子]
[Jing [heart] @ my predecessor is the best well [rabbit]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 先生,您对我们的号洗头技师的服务还满意吗? tRXxLnp ​
[# # mop good night Sir, you satisfied with the service also no. Our technician shampoo? tRXxLnp]

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顶尖设计:
    台北平米的公寓设计,在满足生活机能后尽量的保留空间,从而提高了居住感受 by A Little Design ​
[Taipei - square - meter apartment Design, after meet life function reserved space as far as possible, so as to improve the living feelings by A Little the Design]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小米手机:
    小米手机官方直播间正式入驻斗鱼直播,明天下午 点,#小米#年度旗舰发布会,不见不散 [爱你]
[Millet mobile phone official studio in bettas are broadcast live, tomorrow afternoon, # # millet annual flagship event, be there or be squarelove you]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#用一句话形容你的车,看别人能猜到吗? ​
[# # good night family use one word to describe you, look at the others can guess? ​]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    关于孤独,你最喜欢哪段话 _____________________________ ​
[About loneliness, what is your favorite quote _____________________________]

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小米手机:
    转发关注抽个小米神秘产品!#小米#明天下午见[爱你]
[Forward on smoking a millet mysterious products! # # millet see [love] you tomorrow afternoon]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# #怎么看待男朋友的前任# 大家怎么看待男女朋友的前任? ​
[# # # mop night what about her boyfriends predecessor, former # everybody how look upon men and women friends? ​]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 没有金刚钻,不揽瓷器活,强行装逼的一般结局[弱] tRiYhA ​
[Travel life # # no diamond, dont embrace China live, forced to drunby generally weak [] tRiYhA ending]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    生活经验:一定要警惕那些刚跟你认识、或者完全不太熟,却突然稀里哗啦给你讲一大堆他非常隐私的秘密,并且口口声声说特别信任你的人。 ​
[Life experience must be wary of those who just know, or not too familiar with you, but suddenly sparse inside hua tells you a lot of his very personal secret, and declares its own special trust you. ​]

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优酷:
    它是美国历史最悠久的博物馆,余万件藏品数量可以媲美故宫,世界最顶尖的外销瓷艺术品都藏于此,还曾耗费.个亿、十年时间拆运重建中国徽派建筑“荫余堂”闻名于世。中国第一家私立博物馆创始人@马未都 在这期#观复嘟嘟#带你穿越大洋彼岸,走进美国第一家私人博物馆——迪美博物馆。...全文: m.weibo ​
[It is the oldest museum in the United States, more than number of items can be comparable to the imperial palace, the worlds top export porcelain art are hidden, had cost. $, ten years down the reconstruction has been gloriously enrolled Chinese architecture is famous for that connection. Chinas first private museum founder @ ma did not in view of this issue # # complex doodle take you across the ocean, walk into di beauty museum - the first private museum in the United States. ... The full text m. eibo]

新浪汽车:
    [doge][doge][doge]@那年夏天_如此思念:原油降我不降,我和原油不一样。原油涨我也涨,原油对我有影响。
[[doge] [doge] [doge] @ _ so miss that summer crude oil fall I dont fall, I and crude oil. Crude oil rose I also rose, crude oil has influence on me.]

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但斌:
    A股大跌,美股包括中概股几乎不受影响…… ​
[A shares fell, U.S. stocks including almost shares almost unaffected... ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜# 小编收到一美女投稿,她蹭了辆豪车坐,但不知道是什么车型?什么价位?老司机们能告诉她么?[吃瓜] ​
[# # fans guess to contribute small make up received a beauty, she rubbed the flashy cars to sit, but dont know what is the model? What price? The old drivers can tell her? [eat the melon]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #一个人的小酒#这是周冬雨的微醺恋爱故事,看完你会想喝一杯。也会甜蜜又害怕地想@ 那个人出来,勇敢一点,让他请你喝酒吧~tRteKVH ​
[# # one small wine this is zhou small drunk love story, watching you will want to have a drink. Also sweet and afraid to @ the man out, be brave, let him buy you a bar ~ tRteKVH]

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优酷:
    世界上首颗量子卫星“墨子号”的发射成功,帮助中国获得了全球领域的远距离量子通讯业务的绝对领导地位。而主导这一项目的“量子之父”潘建伟也是今天的#文化守夜人#,他笑言选择物理曾经是因为语文和英语都学不好。#朗读者#和潘建伟一起回顾他人生的纪念日,看科学的理想如何一步步照亮我们的生活。
...全文: m.weibo ​

[The worlds first quantum satellite mozi successful launch, helped China win the world in the field of quantum communication business of absolute leadership over a long distance. While leading the project of father of quantum jian-wei pan is also a night watchman # # culture today, he smiled that choose physical once because Chinese and English learn bad. # # reader and jian-wei pan review the day of his life together, see how scientific ideal step by step, to illuminate our lives. < br >... The full text m. eibo]

猫扑:
    美国一对母女同时训练了只猫咪和只狗狗,看到平日傲娇高冷的猫咪如此乖巧懂事,全场都起立为他们鼓掌[鼓掌]!tRGWoo ​
[Us a pair of mother and daughter at the same time training of cats and dogs, see daily tsundere high cold cat so clever sensible, full-court stood up to applaud for them [applause.]! tRGWoo]

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优酷:
    #上海女子图鉴# 海燕被【正房教科书】闲太“劝退”,斯嘉丽抛弃有钱未婚夫选择了助理伊森,聪明貌美如凯特也看不住自己的老公,曼妮傻傻被男人骗。有一句话说的挺对,“女人不管混成什么样,遇到的事情都一样”。今晚剧集已更新,来看魔系女子越爱越勇,敢爱敢恨。@演员王真儿 @刘孜 @金莎 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[Womens map # # Shanghai haiyan was idle too stop, the first textbook 】 【 scarlett abandoned wealthy fiance chose assistant Ethan, bright beautiful, such as Kate are unable to see his husband, mani silly fool by men. Theres a phrase said quite right, woman, regardless of the NBA have things. Department of drama has been updated, tonight to see the magic woman more love more brave, dare to love dare to hate. @ the post @ @ king actor son jin sha... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#充满活力的身姿 奥迪R 款 V RWS~ ​
[# # night welfare dynamic posture audi R V RWS ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

南方都市报:
    【扩散周知:油壶不洗?很严重!】很多家庭都有小油壶,轻巧方便。但是,如果油壶久用不洗,油会氧化酸败,食用后会呕吐、腹泻,甚至会致癌!如何延缓食用油的酸败氧化?戳↓↓转起!央视tRnohv ​
[【 known to spread oil can not wash? Very serious!] A lot of families have little oil pot, lightweight and convenient. But, if you dont wash oil can long with, oil oxidative rancidity, after eating, vomiting, diarrhea, and even cause cancer! How to delay the rancidity of edible oil oxidation? Stamp left left turn up! CCTV tRnohv]

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猫扑:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

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金山夜话博主:
    #金山夜话# 听友:我跟我男朋友分了,因为觉得他从来不会哄人,不懂主动送我礼物。我们闹矛盾了(都是我先折腾出来的,因为觉得他对我不好),从来都是我去哄他回来的。这次我因为想试探他,说如果我有什么重病,他会不会离开我。结果他非常生气,说感觉我一直都不信任他,说他累了,不想和我说话,然...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend I with my boyfriend, because he never spun, dont understand the initiative to send me a gift. We make antinomy, I toss out first, because they feel he is not good for me), has always been my go to coax him to come back. This time because I wanted to test him, and said if I have any serious illness, he will not leave me. As a result, he is very angry, say feeling I always dont trust him, said he was tired, dont want to talk to me, but... The full text m. eibo]

首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家

一块去旅行:
    带了一件我国网红好物来这里,大家的反应可以说是很有趣了🤣🤣🤣 tRWxsQz ​
[带了一件我国网红好物来这里,大家的反应可以说是很有趣了🤣🤣🤣 tRWxsQz ​]

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优酷:
    #上海女子图鉴# 穿越古今,高颜值与强实力一直在线,不必逞强但一定要够强[加油]魔系女子做自己的主人,更要做职场的女王~今晚剧集已更新,来优酷一起靠自己、享自由![色] ​
[# # Shanghai womens map through ancient and modern, high level and strength has been online, dont try to be brave but must be strong enough [oil] magic is a woman to do his own master, more to do the queen ~ tonight show has been updated in the workplace, to youku together on their own, enjoy free! [color]]

猫扑:
    【广场舞地盘被侵占,大妈们撒土、折车牌照回击[哆啦A梦吃惊]】近日,网曝江苏丹阳许多私家车占据休闲广场区域,引发多名大妈泼杂物、折车牌。据当地媒体称,一位大妈表示,本来一直是跳舞的地方,被占据后有了积怨,但她也不同意弄脏车辆的行为。当地警方称,已接到多次报警,在调查此事。...全文: m.weibo ​
[Site was invaded the square dance, Boyle and soil, fold the license plate back [doraemon surprised]] recently, the network of jiangsu danyang many private cars occupy leisure square area, causing more Boyle over sundry, folding plates. According to local media, an aunt said, had been dancing, taken after the bitterness, but she didnt agree with dirty behavior of the vehicle. According to local police, has received many alarm, investigating the matter. ... The full text m. eibo]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    论戳心,只服你!#愿每个孩子都被温柔以待#,这个六一,妈妈有话要说, @全棉时代 客户爸爸请移步后台,广告费了解一下。
tRISBlc ​

[Theory of stamp, but you! # #, let every child be tender to the children, have something to say, mom @ cotton era customer dad, please click the background the advertising. < br > tRISBlc]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    大菊已定@全是狗粮呀:这菊稳了@小祁醒了:一夜暴富@他的药丸:我喜欢你@就决定叫废话一坨:你真好看[并不简单]@灰狼GrayWolf:发工资了
[Big chrysanthemum is set @ all dog food the chrysanthemum steady @ little qi awake rich @ his pills I love you @ decided to call bullshit one tuo you are so beautiful [] are not simple @ wolves GrayWolf salary]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子离婚个月后又和前妻同居年 期间出轨被锤死】曹某与丈夫李某离婚个月后,他们又同居年多。同居期间李某另有新欢,还经常伸手向曹某要钱买烟买酒,甚至还放出狠话:“你养不起我,就让别人来养我。”终于,在一次争吵中,曹某用羊角锤,锤击李某头部当场死亡。tRJAU ​
[The man during the months after the divorce and his ex-wife cohabitation years derailed by hammer die 】 name of cao and her husband li mou, months after the divorce, they cohabitation years again. Another new sweetheart together during li mou, also often stretch out his hand to the name of cao want money buy smoke wine, even had harsh words you couldnt afford to me, let others to raise me. Finally, the name of cao in a row with a claw hammer, hammer li mou head died on the spot. tRJAU]

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Autobeta汽车杂志:
    跑车装B需谨慎系列合集。[doge] tRifVcc ​ ​​​
[Sports car series B need to be careful collection. [doge] tRifVcc]

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