2017年2月22日星期三

Singing voice is the bluebird Steps are deciduous to sleep in your smile The guardian of the callus

吳青峰:
    我真的覺得你們卯起來熱情的時候也是滿誇張的。但你們以為我有在怕嗎?來喔,過年囉![污][兔子] ​​​
[I really think you frame up enthusiasm is also full of exaggeration. But do you think that I have the fear? Oh, New Year! [pollution] [] rabbit]

聲線就青鳥地唱 腳步就落葉地踏 在你笑裡睡一下 結著守護的痂 生花

思想聚焦:
    说的竟让人无言以对 ​​​
[Said unexpectedly let people speechless]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

贴吧君:
    好奇怪,为什么总是有那么几个不靠运动和饮食控制而仍然瘦的人?我发现她们根本就吃不胖……肯定有人说是她们吃的少,但身边认识的跟我说,为了长肉,不止一次凌晨跑出去买宵夜,烧烤炸鸡各种高热量,吃完直接倒头就睡,喜欢熬夜打游戏喝酒唱k,但就是不会胖,你能拿她们怎么办?? ​​​
[Strange, why there are always a few without exercise and diet control and still thin people? I found that they simply to eat not fat... Certainly some, they eat less, but the acquaintance told me, to meat, more than once in the morning to run out to buy a snack, barbecue chicken all kinds of high quantity of heat, eat directly fall asleep, like stay up late playing games drink sing k, but is not fat, what can you do about them?? ​​​]

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史上第一最最搞:
    完整版,一旦嗨起来,根本停不下来![doge] tRJkpTTH . ​ ​​​
[The full version, once the hey, dont stop! [doge] tRJkpTTH.]

让好心情发酵,蒸发掉所有负能量

大脑切片:
    十七岁喜欢的人,现在怎么样了? ​​​
[Seventeen of the person you like, now? ​​​]

从伦敦到马德里。

张馨予:
    “猪猪确诊为细小,,但我们没有放弃,相信一定会好起来的,狗狗就像小孩子,病了会哭会疼,千万不要放弃,不能失去他。”tRJkZSB (使用#秒拍#录制,免流量看热门短视频!) ​​​
[Pig diagnosed with tiny, but we dont have to give up, believe that will be fine, the dog is like a child, ill will cry hurts, dont give up, cant afford to lose him. TRJkZSB (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ​​​]

你还是那个 张猫猫

北美吐槽君:
    “第一次yp就约到了疑似大学老师...这个yp事件会不会影响我的offer?”后续,原帖图二(原帖传送门tRJkT) ​​​
[First yp is the university teacher... about the suspected yp incident will not affect my offer? Follow-up, the original special two (pole portal tRJkT)]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

口袋英语:
    抱着娃娃慢慢的睡着~~好乖,好激萌!![爱你]tRchGw ​​​
[Holding the baby slowly fall asleep ~ ~ good lovely, good shock of!!!!! Love you [] tRchGw]

唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 !合作QQ:

全球幽默趣事:
    十年前看笑了,十年后看哭了。长大后才能明白最后那个转身有多么难。 #低调炫技# ​​​ ​​​​ tRyLNz ​​​​
[Ten years ago see smile, ten years after the cry. When I grow up to understand how difficult the last turn. # # low key technique tRyLNz]

请自觉 【✚加关注】每天都有笑料D…期待名人和人名猛击“关注”搜索公众VX:一起变幽默(youmosss)

AngelinaZhaoooo:
    这几天我可能要刷屏了嘻嘻,coco在雪里好神气!好威风! ​​​
[This few days I may have to refresh the xi xi, coco good air in the snow! Good power! ​​​]

没有两百斤别顶嘴

不二大叔说:
    算了吧,扎心了。[摊手] ​​​​
[Come on, the heart. [stand hand]]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

大胖大胖:
    我估摸着,性别也许真的是被搞错了——娘炮达和汉子co,没毛病!

#追雪之旅# ​​​

[I guess, gender may really be wrong - niang gun and fellow co, no problem! < br > < br > # # after snow trip]

斯巴达和阿猫皮

我的损友是个极品:
    美团外卖与饿了么员工大战!握草,确定不是在拍古惑仔?[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRJnvLP ​​​
[Meituan take-out and hungry yao employees war! With grass, they sure they arent young and dangerous? [doraemon surprised] tRJnvLP]

私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧!欢迎私信吐槽!【注:出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处,如需@ 你请注明】

季箐:
    道理都懂,事儿也拎得清,想得透。挺大个人了,大不了一欢而散,你心里没我 ,我怎么样都没用。 ​​​
[Is known to all, a good carry clear, want to get through. A big personal, big deal a dispersed huan, you heart no me, I what all useless. ​​​]

愿深情都会被温柔以待。【除非微博私信回复,其余都是骗子】

豆瓣杂谈:
    是这样的。 ​​​
[Thats right. ​​​]

一些别人的故事。

李诞:
    我不知道我信不信佛。
如果佛存在,我就信佛。 ​​​

[I dont know my letter not buddhist. < br > if the Buddha, I am buddhist. ​​​]

工作联系微信号 marcellazhang (张女士) 请注明事由。

趣味贩卖机:
    #Lifestyle#理想 你今年几岁 ​​​
[# Lifestyle# ideal You how old this year]

这是一个好玩儿的微博~

全球热门搜罗:
    史上最恐怖的挑战节目,卧槽,简直丧心病狂。。。[笑cry] tRJkWMey ​​​
[In the history of the most horrible challenge program, oh my god, can ecstasy... [laughing cry] tRJkWMey]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

人民网:
    你的照片最多一次拍到过几个人?发到评论里让睡不着的人数一数[熊猫] ​​​
[Your pictures the most photographed a few people? Send comments to count the number of sleep one [pandas]]

报道全球 传播中国

1001个减肥小技巧:
    【日高效腿部减脂训练[good]】送给腿粗的姑娘们,在家里和宿舍都能做,一周就能见效,大家都收藏了吧!tRGrgc ​​​
[【 day efficiently reduced fat leg training [good]] for girls, with thick legs and dormitory can do in the home, a week will be able to work, everyones collection! tRGrgc]

个减肥小技巧

北美省钱快报:
    电影《美女与野兽》又发糖了!近日曝光了一小段Belle的片段,等不及的小伙伴们先解解馋[色] (视频转自YouTube Disney Movie Trailers)tRJkEe(使用 #秒拍# 录制) ​​​
[The movie beauty and the beast again candy! Recently revealed a small section of the Belle, cant wait to the friends of friends [color] first solution (video from YouTube Disney Movie Trailers) tRJkEe (using the # # s pat recording)]

北美最大消费社区DealMoon主编

美妆师carla:
    吸精百分百!步打造魅力优雅珊瑚妆tRMoJa ​​​
[Absorption fine hundred! Step to build elegant charm coral tRMoJa makeup]

爱化妆,更多小技巧薇❤:bta

公安部打四黑除四害:
    一个有挺有责任感的宝宝和一只挺乖挺忠心的狗狗~宝宝:狗狗你在这里等我一下好吗,我就玩几下水坑,很快就回来哦![爱你] 愿你童心未泯,愿你岁月静好。tRJAwcn ​​​
[A baby very has the sense of responsibility and a good pretty faithful dog ~ baby dogs do you wait for me here, I will play with a puddle, will come back soon! Love you wish your child, may you years static good. tRJAwcn]

打四黑除四害,主要是依法严厉打击从事危害民生违法犯罪活动的黑作坊、黑工厂、黑窝点、黑市场,为民除害,保民平安。人民对美好生活的向往就是我们的奋斗目标。齐心协力打四黑,警民联手除四害!

我是马男Bojack:
    我就是那种明明没人陪说话 没人陪聊天
拿着手机 也会很晚很晚睡的人 ​ ​​​

[I am that clearly speak alone Nobody chatting day < br > carrying mobile phones will also sleep very late very late]

我叫波杰克,我在努力做好……

赤道少女:
    最近开始思考明白了一个道理,
无论你的内心是多么地变幻无常,想把些短暂的一生尽可能地活出许多种模样,也应该是在某一个阶段里,先努力去达成某一种特定的状态。
然后再去实现下一种状态。
而不是希望自己能在所有自己喜欢的状态里自由切换。
给大家简单的分析一下,这个状态,其实既包括外在,也包 ​​​

[Recently started thinking about understand a truth, < br > no matter how much your heart is fickle, want to have some short life as much as possible to live out many kinds of appearance, also should be in a certain stage, first try to achieve a particular state. < br > and then to achieve a state. < br > not hope oneself can switch freely in all of their favorite state. < br > simple analyse for everyone, this state, it includes external and also the package]

一个忧伤的阳具缺失患者。

魏妮妮Yanni:
    睡觉什么的最没劲了[白眼] ​​​
[What is the most boring to go to bed [eyes]]

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健身圣经:
    一个男人,是需要孤独的,如果你忍受不了孤独,只能说明你内心还不够强大!很多男生认为能证明自己的魅力在于自己有多少朋友,有多么漂亮的女朋友,那么我只能说你真的还需要成长,一个真正的优秀男人一定是朴实无华,甚至是谨小慎微的,一定是一个孤独者,因为只有静才能生智,而不是急! ——俞敏洪 ​​​
[A man, need to be lonely, if you cant stand alone, just means your heart is not strong enough! A lot of boys think that can prove their charm lies in how much our friends, how beautiful girlfriend, so I can only say that you really need to grow, a real good man must be plain, even the timid, it must be a lonely, because only static, not urgent! - Mr Yu]

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一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 对于另一半的年龄,你希望是多少岁? ​​​
[# god back into slumber # for the other halfs age, how old is your hope? ​​​]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

囧事搜一搜:
    有的时候, 吵架不如耍流氓[二哈] ​​​
[Sometimes quarrel with each other than play rascal ,]

每一个生命因平凡而平等,每一个快乐因朋友而产生!不管将来如何,我希望囧事能够一直陪着你们,带给大家更多的囧事与快乐!合作QQ

史炎nacl:
    算运势就是对自己的人生曲线求导。 ​​​
[Luck is on the derivative curve of their life. ​​​]

脱口秀工作联系电话:,微信:marcellazhang 英语培训联系电话:

女神手册:
    珍惜身边那个任性,撒娇,唠叨,爱哭的姑娘。信任你才会任性,喜欢你才会撒娇,关心你才会唠叨,心疼你才会落泪,每个姑娘都有冷静持重的一面,只有她不爱你,才会让你看到。 ​​​
[Cherish beside the capricious, coquetry, nagging, crying girl. Trust you will capricious, like you will play the woman, care about you will only be nagging, love you will cry, every girl has a sober side, only she doesnt love you, will let you see. ​​​]

请注明来意~非诚勿扰

茶人道三:
    老爸应酬太多,女儿发飙教育老爸,好可爱萌我一脸血!!tRsMOiU ​​​
[Dad too much social parties, cow daughter education dad, how lovely of I a face of blood!!!!! tRsMOiU]

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PrettyGirlsClub:
    * ((恋家)) ​​​
[* ((nesting))]

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叫我大表哥好吗好的:
    我不知道那一晚就是最后一面,
我还没有说一句再见。

我真的很想说,
如果可以的话,能不能别走。 ​​​

[I dont know the night is the last time, < br > I am not saying goodbye. < br > < br > I really want to say, < br > if you can, can you dont go. ​​​]

头像即本人😳美妆美食随时切换,夏混油冬混干,属性不稳定,人格不稳定,略敏感,偶尔痘,痘印,白皮,细软发质,想起啥随时补

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