王尼玛:
跟大家分享一件真实的事情。
[Share with you a real thing. ]
处处留心皆暴漫,天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou
看完这条视频,你就会明白,其实单身是对男人的一种保护![笑cry] tRiwOqF #剁手不等于败家#
[Watching this video, you will understand, in fact, being single is a protection for men! [laughing cry] tRiwOqF is not equal to big-spending # # cut hand]
一个只属于大学生的街访鄭元暢小綜:
醉了[偷笑]
[Drunk [laugh]]
M.I.E. 最大國際娛樂 工作聯繫公郵:mie_@qqHERO趙又廷:
你們倆⋯⋯ 我該站在誰那邊呢?
[Both of you... I station in anyone over there? ]
赵丽颖:
我微博的点赞功能放飞自我了[衰]是出故障了吗[可怜]
[The thumb up function of the weibo release myself [failure] is out of order? [poor]]
吳青峰:
所以現在是要我唱歌,發照片已經不稀罕了是嗎?[喵喵][doge][喵喵][doge][二哈][喵喵][doge][喵喵][doge]
[So now I sing a song, is a dime a dozen hair photos? [meow] [doge] [meow meow] [doge] [two ha] [meow] [doge] [meow] [doge]]
聲線就青鳥地唱 腳步就落葉地踏 在你笑裡睡一下 結著守護的痂 生花学屌:
突然好想吃蜂蜜[馋嘴] tRLkdwNl
[[available] tRLkdwNl suddenly good want to eat honey]
每日最佳搞笑幽默,合作投稿请私信Cuber林恺俊:
发布了头条文章:《关于“听音盲拧”,想说的都在这了》 tRiwOSP
[Released the headlines about to tone-deaf twist , want to say in this tRiwOSP]
WCA(世界魔方协会)盲拧项目世界纪录保持者三联生活周刊:
东京街头日语版《海阔天空》,唱到中间间奏的时候,旁边一位女孩唱出了粤语,没想到弹唱者马上转变为唱粤语。女孩开始不知道他是中国人,后来听到粤语直接泪奔 [泪]tRizLb @小海南刺青
[Tokyo Japanese edition of sports, sing when make up the middle, and next to a girl sing cantonese, unexpectedly attacks immediately to sing cantonese. Girl didnt know he is Chinese, then directly hear cantonese tears tears tRizLb @ small tattoos in hainan]
一本杂志和他倡导的生活.锦鲤大王:
#大王睡了# 晚安周五(壬寅月 壬午日)。愿望交给锦鲤们,你只管努力就行,握鳍。**。O。o〇。〇Oo。*Oo。*。oo。*Oo。*。Oo。*。。*。Ooo。*。o〇Oo。*o。*Oo。*。ooOoO。*Oo。o。*O*。o。*。oOo。o。*O*o。*。Oo。*。o。*。Oo。*。o。*Oo。*。oo。*O
[# # king slept goodnight on Friday (nonyl Yin Horse). Wish to brocade carp, you just hard line, fin. * *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. * Oo. *. Oo. . *. *. Ooo. *. O Oo. * o. * Oo. *. OoOoO. * Oo. O. * O *. O. *. OOo. O. * O * O. *. Oo. *. O. *. Oo. *. O. * Oo. *. Oo. * O]
【深度合作微信】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 jldw.taobao ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen尚雯婕:
大师!! tRiwdkLS .
[Master!!!!! TRiwdkLS.]
工作联络:laureworks@秒拍:
东京街头日语版《海阔天空》,路过的女孩一开始不知道他是中国人,直到小哥唱出粤语,直接感动到泪奔 [泪][泪]#秒拍# 惊喜的是找到了演唱者@小海南刺青 他乡遇故知,人生一大喜→tRiZabg
[Tokyo Japanese version of the sports, passing the girl didnt know he is a Chinese at the beginning, until the little elder brother sing cantonese, moved to tears [tears] [tears] directly # # s clap for surprises is to find the singers @ small tattoos in hainan Meet an old friend, life is a big - tRiZabg]
秒拍-秒拍大片!众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版:miaopai下载秒拍:miaopaidownload冷笑话精选:
一人说一部暴露年龄的歌或者电视剧吧[doge]
[One person said exposure age song or TV [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!思想聚焦:
条神回复,句句经典!通透!
[God replies, a classic! Fully! ]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin回忆专用小马甲:
本来穿着衣服要逗斑马的,逗着逗着突然就出现了狮子……上哪说理去[笑cry]
[Originally wearing clothes to make a zebra, make a stir suddenly came out of the lion... Where reason to [laugh cry]]
《愿无岁月可回头》怪人阿瓜:
顺利考完了所有学校的专业课考试[耶]
下一站➡️回家复习文化课
每场考试前我都在心中默念:
我不是一个人在战斗 我还有你们 [心]
[All schools of professional class exam smoothly [and] < br > the next station ➡ ️ home to review the academic < br > each before the exam, I silently in heart < br > I am not a person in a fight I still have your [heart]]
工作联系:agua@贾立平:
感谢大S,柯洁大魔王,姜振宇老师,郎指导,很荣幸有机会见到你们。感谢所有善良的人,世界因为你们才更美好。感谢愿意花精力在我这里的朋友们,雷霆雨露俱是天恩🙏🙏🙏希望不要因为我影响你们自己的心情。好好的,开心就看,不开心就看点别的开心的。
[Thanks to big S, KeJie archenemy, zhen-yu jiang teacher, lang guide, its my great honor to have the opportunity to meet you. Thanks to all kind of people, the world because you more beautiful. 感谢愿意花精力在我这里的朋友们,雷霆雨露俱是天恩🙏🙏🙏希望不要因为我影响你们自己的心情。 Well, be happy, not happy just to watch the other happy. ]
噗嗤大叔:
最适合女性旅游的个海岛,每年带我去一个,可好?
[The most suitable for female tourist island, took me to a year, okay? ]
公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )当时我就震惊了:
【震惊今日派送】一个水杯,既可保冷,又可保温,如人饮水,冷暖自知。
[A shock today send 】 【 water cup, can be cold, and heat preservation, such as people drinking water, affair. ]
深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜郭艾伦:
刚才遇到几个哥们 没偷东西 非得说我偷了 被冤枉的要气吐了[吐][吐][吐] 这种情况该怎么办 该不该报警[二哈][二哈][二哈]真给跪了
[Just met several elder brothers didnt steal things Have to say I stole the wronged to gas vomit [spitting] [spitting] [spitting] this situation what should I do Should alarm [two ha] [two ha] [two ha] really to kneel]
...Happy张江:
丧心病狂!读书时最害怕的数学题竟然拍成了广告,看的我全身发抖啊。。。[衰]#低调炫技#
tRiwCJcA
[Ecstasy! Reading is the most afraid of math was made into a advertising, to see my whole body trembling... [failure] # low technique # < br > tRiwCJcA]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信不二大叔说:
重庆有哪些值得一去的地方和必须品尝的美食?
[Chongqing which places worth a visit and must taste food? ]
微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。人民日报:
【夜读:不带手机上床,做到就是赚到】“只要按时关机,就能早睡。”这个想法没错,但你根本做不到。手机是太好玩的玩具,你总有理由说服自己再玩一会儿。世界没有因为你熬夜变好,也没有因为早睡变坏,但你的精力、精神、自信心,随着早睡早起都会变得更好。 tRiwsOC
[The night dont take mobile phone to go to bed, to do is to make just to turn it off in time, can go to bed early. The idea thats right, but you cant do at all. Mobile phone is too fun toys, you always have reason to convince myself to play for a while. World no because you stay up late getting better, no because of early to bed, go bad, but your energy, spirit, self-confidence, with early to bed and early to rise will become better. tRiwsOC]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。英国报姐:
很耿直很实在的NASA,能不能别这么急。[doge]
[Very quick temper is very real, NASA can dont be so urgent. [doge]]
订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界歐弟:
外婆回重慶了⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯有人好傷心
[My grandmother back to chongqing......... Someone good sad]
工作聯繫請找 @李米菓最强大脑:
#最强大脑#恭喜我们的老将@贾立平 成功晋级名人堂!
[Strongest brain # # to congratulate our veteran @ Jia Liping Successful promotion of fame! ]
《最强大脑》第四季火热直播中! 每周五晚,锁定江苏卫视!报名同步进行中,我们舞台期待你的到来!报名选手请登陆官网izqdn八哥专用:
英达涉嫌洗钱的新闻一出,很多人去宋丹丹的微博下评论:大仇已报。为大家八一八英达与宋丹丹的爱恨情仇吧。离婚后,宋丹丹一个人将巴图拉扯大,英达多年不管儿子,甚至不让儿子参加爷爷的葬礼。宋丹丹曾发微博骂英达:你不是人!渣到这种地步,还真是头一回见。
[Yingda news a suspected of money laundering, many people go to the eternal song dan-dan famous under the weibo comments electrocuting has been reported. The yingda and eternal song dan-dan famous for everybody lovehate. After the divorce, eternal song dan-dan famous one pull batu, yingda years no matter son, dont even get a son to grandpas funeral. Eternal song dan-dan famous was tweeting scold yingda you are not a man! Slag to this extent, is the first meet. ]
娱乐有理,吐槽无罪。阅读手册:
好好和家人说话,究竟有多重要
[A good talk to family, how important]
在这里寻找片刻的安静。QQ 公众号:阅读手册(yuedu)英国那些事儿:
原以为“你是我的眼”只是美好愿望,但是真的有人让这种美好成真了! tRiwGLq
[Thought that you are my eyes just good wishes, but does anyone really let the good come true! tRiwGLq]
一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.heybiblee_official:
#biblecar#
[biblecar # #]
大家好,我是YG李圣经环球音乐榜:
油管达人Rudy Mancuso一人分饰五角,在电梯里组了一支强大的野生乐队,敲墙、翻书甚至咳嗽等等日常的声音都能组合成乐曲,有创意!tRJDLM
[Tubings Rudy Mancuso one act the role of the pentagon, in the elevator group had a strong wild band, knock on the wall, books, and even cough and so on daily can compose music voice, creative! tRJDLM]
关注环球音乐榜微信号:hiyinyue,每晚和你一起听好歌。合作QQ: 投稿邮箱:hqyinyuebang@巫山六月雪:
我是重庆巫山童养媳事件当事人马泮艳,我不接受月日巫山县政府的新闻发言。我的诉求如下:、希望陈学生、我的姑父、当年派出所的两个警察和当年负责结婚证登记的人,被依照法律追责,受到应有的惩罚。、我希望为我自己毁掉的青春,申请来自政府的国家赔偿。这些赔偿,包括我报案时派出所消极不作
[I am chongqing wushan child bride event party Ma Pan yan, I dont accept, rising government spokesman. My appeal is as follows a, hope Chen Xuesheng, my uncle, when the police two policemen and the person in charge of marriage registration, be held accountable in accordance with the law, and should be punished. , I hope for my own ruin youth, to apply for state compensation from the government. When I reported the compensation, including police station does not be negative]
大家好,我是重庆巫山童养媳事件当事人,我叫马泮艳,请大家支持我维权,谢谢!我的扣扣邮箱@qqbigbadboii_1219:
끄으으으으으ㅡㅇ읕
[领导ㅡ引起引发引发읕儿子朴贤浩引起引起]
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东京街头日语版的《海阔天空》,女孩一开始不知道他是中国人,听到女孩在哼唱粤语,他笑了笑,然后用粤语唱了下去……他乡遇故知,女孩瞬间泪奔[泪][泪]tRiwad
[Tokyo Japanese version of the sports, the girl didnt know he is a Chinese at the beginning, heard a girl singing cantonese, he smiled, and then sing down in cantonese... Meet an old friend, the girl tears [tears] [tears] tRiwad moment]
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