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北美吐槽君：
现在的骗子p图技术不行啊[笑cry][笑cry][笑cry]，认证图都p歪了就别和人家狡辩啦。说正事，凡是评论里宣传自己是吐槽君新成员的，都是假冒。谢谢大家伙儿提醒和帮怼，手动比心[赞]
[ I cant now cheater p figure [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry], certification figure p slanting dont and others chicanery. And get that anyone who comments about ourselves is poking fun at your new members, are all fake. Thank you big guy remind and help Dui, manual than heart [who]]

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黃小柔：
好不容易把娃兒給哄睡了！
也準備早安了⋯應該有很多媽跟我一樣吧[哼]
[Very not easy to put the kids to coax asleep! < br > should ready to good morning... There are many let mom like me [singing]]

工作接洽 iio.kuo@gmail 郭小姐

这不是历史：
荣获项大奖的动画短片：《Alike》，讲述一位父亲试图教会自己的儿子“灰色社会”的生存法则……告诫我们，千万不要失去本色！ tRMtVYRC
[Won the awards of the animated short film Alike, about a father tried to teach his son gray society principle of the survival of the... Warned us, dont lose color! tRMtVYRC]

只要你认真，历史不是任人打扮的小姑娘。合作联系QQ：

罗永浩：
我回答了@科技新一的问题，问题价值￥.，大家可以花元围观~ tRiGxkQK
[I answered @ technology is a new problem, problem worth RMB. And you can spend $onlookers ~ tRiGxkQK]

Smartisan，智能机时代的工匠

王小山：
学扑克以来，这不是第一次进FT，但是确实是第一次在家门口进主赛FT。其实，我拿过好多次冠军，七八九十次吧。但上一次北京杯出局是QQ输给，再上一次是KK输给，可扑克最大的好处就是不以结果论英雄，这点我喜欢。好像真的是在北京杯一次都没打错过牌，欣慰。拿了个第六让大家如此点赞，老泪纵横。
[Learn poker, since this is not the first time into the FT, but really is the first time in a doorway into the main FT. In fact, I once took many times champion, times. Cup exit is lost to QQ, but the last time Beijing again is the KK lost to the last time, but the greatest benefit of poker is not in the theory of the hero, I like it. Like a cup in Beijing is really a didnt miss brand, pleased. Gets a let everybody so thumb up, career. ]

扑克手、主持人，年中国创投名人慈善赛个人亚军、冠军团队成员，十大最具影响力纪录片《探秘新丝路》主持人。

本仙女爱追剧：
网友剪辑的林依晨郑元畅发糖合集，全程好像在看《恶作剧之吻》，甜蜜高糖~~tRuyvT
[Online editing ariel Lin Joe cheng candy collection, as if looking at the prank kiss all the way, sweet sugar ~ ~ tRuyvT]

没有秀恩爱，就没有伤害。联系qq

好小孩健康日记：
岁女版腾格尔携保镖上台……好可爱的宝宝，笑哭了！[笑cry] tRbqabO
[Years old female version of tengger with bodyguards to power... Good lovely baby, smile crying! [laughing cry] tRbqabO]

争做健康好小孩！各种健康秘笈欢迎私信艾特~！

EXCELers：
#就业有位来# 听说学好Excel[哆啦A梦吃惊]今年能省下好几千块钱不止呢。分享一大波Excel技巧合集！办公党必备，非常实用~@EXCELers 每天都有更多excel知识等你哦~[兔子]
[One to # # employment heard learn Excel [doraemon surprised] can save thousands of dollars more than this year? Share a great Excel skills collection! Necessary office party, very practical ~ @ EXCELers have more knowledge of excel to wait for you every day oh ~ [rabbit]]

这是一个有趣有料有温度有态度百分百活跃的office实用技巧分享账号~ PS：生活不只有工作，所以我们也不只有EXCEL。

今泉佑唯：
[doge]吹啊吹啊我的骄傲放纵
吹啊吹不毁我纯净花园
任风吹任刘海继续乱
#今泉佑唯#
[[doge] and blows and blows My pride to < br > blow blow dont destroy my pure garden < br > as the wind blows Ren bang to disorderly < br > # # this spring on only]

欅坂今泉佑唯应援团官博。应援群：。分享一切泉妹相关信息。欢迎加入今泉佑唯贴吧。

巴黎寻味：
米其林推荐为巴黎排名第一的乌冬面，住在巴黎喜爱日料的人一定会知道的sanukiya，做出的乌冬有着传统的日式风味～特色的柚子味噌乌冬和天妇罗都是人气吃食～此外猪排温泉蛋和炸鸡排乌冬面也叫座很高～这周的巴黎多雨，湿冷的天气最适合来一碗带着鲜美热汤的乌冬面了。餐厅地址链接：
[Michelin recommended udon noodles for Paris ranked first, the people who live in the Paris love day material will know sanukiya, make udon has the characteristics of traditional Japanese flavor ~ grapefruit miso udon and tempura are popular eating ~ moreover pork boiled eggs and chicken row udon noodles also hit high ~ rainy in Paris this week, the wet weather is the most suitable to a bowl of udon noodles with a delicious soup. The restaurant address link]

巴黎寻味APP(iOS版和安卓版可在AppStore和Google Play上下载) 微信公共号：巴黎寻味 parisxunwei ---- 异乡者的美食地图。newsavour

Silves：
笑口常開
[笑声口常开]

淘寶店：任性老闆（店號：）

Januarymay：
温哥华的 “二月二“ 就是这么任性！[威武][雪][雪][雪]！
[Vancouvers on is so capricious! [power] [snow] [snow] [snow]! ]

郑渊洁：
#早起的虫子被鸟吃# 早上好。现在是年月日清晨点分。现在您为什么醒着？ #解救被绑架的皮皮鲁# #郑在打卡#
[# # the early worm was the birds eat good morning. It is on the early morning. Why are you awake now? # to rescue the kidnapped cpaing # # # zheng in the clock]

《童话大王》月刊岁了邮局订阅代号－

NY不一定是纽约啊：
美丽[坏笑]
[Beautiful [laugh]]

酷爱蝙蝠侠和镜头，顺便每天扯扯蛋……

好想吃麦辣鸡翅啊：
自己也抱腿也爱搞情缘装啥装啊烦不烦啊打个游戏还打出优越感人家把你头打爆的时候怕是没有看到你是个妹子就发微博洋洋得意把令人作呕
[Oneself also arms legs Also love to make love Pack what pack! Are not wearing it to play a game and superiority The somebody else even didnt see you when you first hit was a sister dapao ocean satisfiedly the disgusting]

再见再见

大眼妹珍珍：
没人，发自拍！[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]
[No one, from shoot! [meow] [meow meow] [meow meow]]

想要看到奇迹，自己先努力。

脚有四只：
额...最近没怎么拖延，工作好多，怎么都做不完，简直像是一夜回到了brown的日子......mark一下开年后第一次深夜加班
[Er... Havent delay recently, work a lot, how is done, just like night back to the days of brown...... Mark the opening years late night for the first time]

所有的道路都是一样的：它们不通向任何地方。但是一条路有心，一条路没有。一条路使你坚强，另一条路使你软弱。 - 《巫士唐望的教诲》

EMONCalvin：

阿啊夏沙嘛哈：
发心念诵部金刚经，今天诵了四部，抄写了一部心经!🙏🙏🙏每天忙忙碌碌，心里却很踏实！喜欢这种安稳的生活！volhouden ![加油][加油][加油]
[Aspiring to recite the diamond sutra, recite the four today, copying a heart sutra! 🙏🙏🙏每天忙忙碌碌，心里却很踏实！ Like the safe life! Volhouden! [go] [go] [go]]

✨Smile,laugh and be happy ✨

刘刘刘刘刘然然：
决战到[污]天[污][污]明[污][污][污]
[Battle to [pollution] days [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] [pollution] Ming]

Milkrakaraka：
到我这个岁数的女人不应该都是喜欢成熟一点的男性吗我他妈为什么越来越喜欢小鲜肉了？！娘哟 boom
[To me this age shouldnt be a woman is like mature men I his mama why more and more like small fresh meat? ! Yo niang boom]

为什么我是处女座啊

景玄戒：
我們偶像宅是不用睡覺的
[Our idol curtilage is dont sleep]

Joker

几米之家：
别让人生，输给了心情。心情不是人生的全部，却能左右人生的全部。心情好，什么都好，心情不好，一切都乱了。我们常常不是输给了别人，而是坏心情贬低了我们的形象，降低了我们的能力，扰乱了我们的思维，从而输给了自己。控制好心情，生活才会处处祥和。(转)
[Dont let life, lost to the mood. The mood is not the life complete, but can control the life complete. In a good mood, what all good, in a bad mood, everything is wrong. We often are not lost to others, but a bad mood demean our image, reduces our ability to disrupt our thinking, which lost to yourself. Control mood, life will be peace everywhere. (turn)]

趕快一起進入幾米的小小童话世界吧！喜欢就猛点关注

一句温暖的签名：
做一个特别简单的人，好相处就处，不好相处就不处。凡事不要想的太复杂，曾经看不惯，受不了的，如今不过淡然一笑。成熟，不是看破，而是看淡。
[Do a very simple person, easy to get along with it, is not good to get along with wont. Do not think too complicated, once dont like, cant stand it, now but responded. Mature, is not he who sees through, but see light. ]

每天更新最精彩的图文，关注我有好运♥

泛读人生：
愿我们的三十岁，也和陈意涵和张钧甯一样，每一天都在努力圆满自己的人生[心]
[Wish our years, also like implications and loesch Chen ning, every day trying to complete his life [heart]]

时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟，伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花，陪你青丝白发。

陈震同学：
暴雪……[抓狂]
[Blizzard... [mad]]

自从得了精神病，整个人都精神多了！！工作联系wei：wwn

一句正能量的话：
看到一句话：别蠢到用暴露自己软肋的方式，去表达你对别人的信任。
[See a words dont be so foolish to expose their weakness way, to show your trust in others. ]

每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意

WEED：
你是不是心情不好？
[Are you in a bad mood? ]

燕雀安知鸿鹄之志

掏心話_：
“到了这个年纪如果还有什么能让你大哭一场的，那一定是吃多少喝多少睡多少都解决不了的很难过很心痛很累的事。”
[At this age, if still have what can let you cry a, its how much to eat how much to drink how much sleep is not solve very sad very heartache is very tired. ]

每张图片背后都有一个故事愿你我都会被温柔以待。

龙川警花戴华：
【清晨唤醒瑜伽！美得不要不要[哆啦A梦微笑]】完整版，有详细语音讲解。每天清晨练一练，绝对让你一天都精神！从今天开始吧！#社区民警戴华#tRJZBIA
[The morning wake up yoga! Dont dont beautiful [doraemon smile]] the full version, have A voice explain in detail. Practice practice in the early morning every day, absolutely let you spirit all day! Beginning from today! # # Dai Hua tRJZBIA community police]

期待尽自己的微薄之力，与您携手共创平安！和您一起传递正能量！请加微信dh.求助和咨询请留言，声明本平台不聊天！工作忙，敬请理解！

好想吃麦辣鸡翅啊：
赢一把洋洋得意的样子怎么这么恶心啊嘲讽你妈啊单排去啊[吐]
[Win a smug look how so disgusting Mocking your mama ah Single row [spitting] hey,]

再见再见

云拉昆：
对伊斯兰文化最深入的一次了解。没有宗教教人作恶，可是不能以作恶的不是真信仰自清吧。不过谁又敢说这不是成王败寇的戏码呢，今天的圣母也是昨天保佑圣战的女神。哈桑二世清真寺名不虚传。最后一晚走进里克咖啡馆，拿上通行证，ヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~
[One of the most in-depth understanding of islamic culture. No religion teaches people to do evil, but not to be evil is not a true faith since the qing dynasty. But who can say this is not a make-or-break drama, the goddess of the virgin also bless jihad yesterday today. Hassan ii mosque point. Last night went into rick cafe, took a pass, and ヾ (￣ del ￣) Bye ~]

四不像

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