回忆专用小马甲:
连日的阴雨,到处湿潮,再加上蠢狗非常喜欢踩水坑里,所以它脚终于发炎了……去看了医生,拿了药涂好,怕它舔,于是又套上了这个喇叭。身体不舒服的妞妞情绪低落,这两天最忙的就数端午了,以前都是妞妞屁颠的跟着它,现在换它天天粘着狗。你不找我了,我就来找你,这也算它们姐妹间的情谊
#妞妞端午#
[Days of rain, moist everywhere, plus the stupid dog like stepping puddle, so its feet finally inflammation... To see the doctor, take medicine with good, lick it, and then put on the horn. Body uncomfortable niu low mood, this two days, the busiest for Dragon Boat Festival, are former niu bust followed it, now in its adhesive dog every day. You dont look for me, I will come to you, this is their sisters friendship between < br > # # niu dragon boat]
《愿无岁月可回头》
我们出了大学的门,挤进了人才市场,从人才市场挤到某张办公桌前,一旦习惯了朝九晚五的工作,就基本停止了思考,放弃了对生命形态的选择,半生只活在一天里。我们懦弱又慵懒地把自己交给所谓安全感,在自认为安全的生活方式中消磨青春,赘肉横生。
——大冰《 他们最幸福》
[We are out of the door, at the university of crowded into the talent market, the talent market into a piece of desk, once accustomed to nine to five job, basic stopped thinking and just give up the choice of life forms, half only live in one day. We cowardly and languid is lazy to give a sense of security, in the think spend in a safe way of life, proud flesh. < br > < br > - big ice their most happiness]
成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin同学你该吃药了:
这是我见过最干净利落的分手了。。哈哈哈看完成功记住了:宝刀在手,不粘连干净利落[doge][doge]tRiZBPZh
[This is the most I have ever seen a clean break up.. Ha, ha, ha, after watching remember success treasure knife in hand, not adhesion clean [doge] [doge] tRiZBPZh]
歪腰歪腰。编凑士:
真是个骚气十足的鸭子…[二哈]tRiwNof
[Is really a SAO gas dye-in-the-wood duck... [two ha] tRiwNof]
微博知名网友edc陳冠希:
一個人一個世界一個想法 CLOT
[个人一个世界一个想法clot]
International nomad刘宪华Henry-Lau:
我的亲妹妹! [哈哈][哈哈]#畅游迪拜#
[My sister! ha ha ha ha # # changyou dubai]
大家好!是我! 刘宪华 大华 Henry !央视新闻:
【中国“篮球泰斗”李震中逝世】上海师范大学今日发布讣告称,该校体育学院教授、中国篮坛泰斗李震中昨天下午在沪逝世,享年岁。上世纪年代退役后,李震中开启多年体育教育生涯,见证了中国篮球兴衰史,姚明称之为“祖师爷”。“师铎震中,桃李满天”是他一生最好的注解。送别!(央视记者徐鸣佳
[Chinese basketball greats zhen-zhong li died Shanghai normal university, according to published today obituary, professor, school of the school sports, Chinas basketball greats zhen-zhong li died in Shanghai yesterday afternoon, at the age of years old. After retired, the last century s zhen-zhong li open sports education career for many years, witnessed the Chinese basketball and fall, yao Ming is called pioneering. The plum the ShiDuo epicenter, is the best annotation of his life. Farewell! (CCTV reporter Xu Mingjia]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。英国报姐:
大家莫名就跟着川普君开始燥了起来,很鬼畜[doge]tRiefU
[You somehow followed sichuan PuJun began to dry up, a ghost livestock doge tRiefU]
订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界Happy张江:
超爱的#可乐鸡翅#(无油版)做法,百吃不腻,吃货们马克[馋嘴]
[# # coke chicken wings of love (without oil), best not to eat greasy, foodies mark [available]]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信冷笑话精选:
依赖性人格的九大特征……简直就是我的自我介绍啊[二哈]
[Nine characteristics of dependent personality... It is my self introduction ,]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!一禅小和尚:
总是拿你没办法,谁让你是我最重要的人呢?
[Always take you cant, who let you is my most important person? ]
微~信~号“yichan”或者“一禅小和尚”~微影帝:
#影帝视频# 小浣熊把棉花糖放进水里之后…整个熊都懵逼了,棉花糖:“妈的,智障”tRieUbt
[# # best video little raccoon after put the cotton candy in the water... Meng all bear force, cotton candy mama of, mentally retarded tRieUbt]
微视频人气博主大神说:
「去KTV,你最讨厌别人点哪些歌?」#大神推荐#
[Go to KTV, you hate others point what song? # # great god recommended]
所发内容均已获得作者授权神店通缉令:
Ruby Rose,一个比%男人还要帅的女人 ,你们喜欢么?
[Ruby Rose, a man more handsome than % of woman, do you like? ]
微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了复古写真馆:
Together Until the End.
[一起到最后。]
推广请私信 店铺号: 公众号:xllwan吕健中:
状态实在是太差,拖累大家了,真的说声抱歉,继续开车吗还是休息听你们的。
[State is really bad, drag on, people, really to say sorry, rest continue to drive a car or listen to you. ]
Gambler,Trader,Speculator,Investor,liverpool Kop.李正信:
Have a good day ^^
[有一个美好的一天^ ^]
CNBLUE Bassist #LeeJungShin#新闻晨报:
【当画展开那一刻,哭了[泪]】男主人公是位画家,却意外失明,之后一度萎靡,而唯一不变的是他的狗狗一直守护在他身边,陪着他重新振作。动物们虽然无法言语,但却能明白主人的心。[心]tRcziTmZ
[When painting on that moment, tears [tears] 】 the hero was a painter, but unexpectedly blindness, after once worked, and the only constant is his dog always at his side, accompanied him up again. Although the animals cant words, but can understand the heart of the owner. [heart] tRcziTmZ]
新媒体合作:qq; 曝料热线:- ; 客服热线:、社交礼仪顾问:
【应聘时最漂亮的回答】个面试问题的解答,还不赶紧记住它!!!
[When applying for the most beautiful answer 】 【 interview question to answer, dont remember it quickly!!!!!! ]
小仪姐提醒:别让社交礼仪错失了你的良机。知呼酱:
你读过的最让人心酸的句子有哪些?
[Have you read the most let a person sad sentences have? ]
本文大多来自于知乎,如有侵权请私信告知删除铲屎官和主子们:
铁门:???tRihrIrW
[Gates????? tRihrIrW]
每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常人民网:
【男子地铁站滑滑板被劝阻竟说:“你的工作是防恐怖分子,跟你讲也是白讲”】在南宁地铁号线,一名男子地铁站滑滑板,工作人员对其进行劝阻,他竟夹杂着普通话和英语说:“我讲中文你听得懂吗?我撞过谁了?…”南宁规定:禁止在地铁内进行滑滑板等危及安全的危险活动。tRiwzAnr
[[man is subway station skateboarding dissuade said your job is to prevent terrorists, speaks to you is white 】 the subway line in nanning, a man skateboard, subway station staff to dissuade him, he mingled with the mandarin and English, said I speak Chinese can you understand? Who I chewed?... Nanning regulation ban on the tube to endanger the safety of dangerous activities such as skateboarding. tRiwzAnr]
报道全球 传播中国视频电影君:
#视频电影君#六岁双胞胎说相声争逗哏,卧槽,全程太搞笑了,建议先马再看!!![笑cry] tRJBbTJh
[# # video movie king said crosstalk between twins tsukkomi, oh my god, too funny, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRJBbTJh]
改名为:视频电影君,视频和电影资源不断!有什么想看的视频电影就在这里留言,我会去找到相关的资源更新给大家,广告合作请联系Q热家居:
[色]碉堡了!!超可爱简笔画tRxTDzT
[[color] bunkers!! Super cute stick-figure tRxTDzT]
爱家居 爱生活~ 攻住号 ID:old_Bags包先生:
#包先生的旅行日志#
在Tods秀场装文艺男… 大家觉得戴眼镜怎么样?[污]
[Mr # package travel log # < br > at Tods shows literary men of... People like to wear glasses? [pollution]]
不代购,只推荐,爱包包的时尚博主. WX bagsbaoxiansheng. instagrammrbagss 联系mrbags@生活小智慧:
【TED演讲丨比智商和情商更重要的品质——坚毅】其涵义远比毅力、勤勉、坚强都要丰富得多。tRxUroWh
[【 TED speech 丨 quality is more important than IQ and eq - fortitude 】 the meaning than perseverance, diligence, strong will, much more. tRxUroWh]
发现,创意,让生活变得多姿多彩起来!| 合作QQ:Yumi玉米酱_:
有人说你们都是我买回来的粉丝,所以你们被人当作僵尸了。[草泥马]限流的环境下,你们要不要举手点赞反驳一下?
[Some people say that you are all I buy back fan, so you are as a zombie. [grass mud horse] current limiting circumstances, do you want to raise your hand thumb up against? ]
只有一个微博和一个公众 号:tlakyumi,其他平台均不是本人!追风少年刘全有:
一顿饭吃个以上饺子的女性朋友,快长点心吧!
[More than a meal to eat dumplings female friends, quick long snacks! ]
我是一只蘑菇。同时我还是一个屁股。最后我还是吴彦祖。YouTube上的搬运工:
[鲜花]东京街头日语版《海阔天空》,女孩开始不知道他是中国人,后来粤语一出来瞬间泪奔,他乡遇故知,好感动[心][心]tRiZh
[[a flower] Tokyo Japanese version of the sports, the girl began to dont know that he is Chinese, cantonese comes out later instant tears, meet an old friend, the good will move [heart] [heart] tRiZh]
有事联系qq 小逗比神吐槽:
一只浣熊因为手太短,拿不到路人给的食物,看着都心疼。tRijlUh
[A raccoon because hands are too short, cant get the food, passers-by to look at love dearly. tRijlUh]
各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~!知书少年:
中国个AAAAA级景区,存起来吧!去过个算你厉害 [二哈]
[China a AAAAA level scenic area, save it! You have a severe ,]
沧海一粒沙,带你玩转大千世界。樱花少女的信箱:
女孩子不要随便吵架
这会显得自己很没有教养
就应该一巴掌呼过去
让傻逼们知道什么叫文武双全
[Girls dont quarrel with < br > it seems they are uneducated < br > you should slap call past < br > let silly force know what call the civil-military both]
想说的话,寄存在我这里🌸小Hummer张艺瀚:
昨天去坐地铁…
看到两个小姐姐在手机上看团子………
然后她们低头目不转睛的…
一边看一边聊了一路…
最后
我实在没忍住…
…
我…
就下车了…
@PEACEBIRD-MiniPeace 给我寄来好多衣服
您觉得那件好看呢!
选一身穿出门~
放下手机仔细看看四周
其实
我就在身边[心]…
[To take the subway yesterday... < br > see two little sister on the phone to see dumplings......... < br > then they bowed their heads and eyes... See < br > as she chatted all the way... Last < br > < br > I cant resist... < br >... < br > I... < br > just get off... < br > @ PEACEBIRD - MiniPeace sent me a lot of clothes < br > what do you think that good-looking! < br > to choose a wearing out ~ < br > put down the phone look around carefully < br > < br > I am actually around [heart]... ]
全球最小尤克里里演奏者 快乐大本营、天天向上、出彩中国人致命倒数 三生三世 淘气爷孙各类邀约请微博私信或邮件:Hummerzhang@口袋英语:
【趁年轻要做的件事】[心][心]别在老年时刻后悔荒废了青春。趁着年轻,大胆去做吧!tRqWBSh
[[young to do things] [heart] [heart] dont regret in old age time wasted youth. Taking the advantage of young, bold to do! tRqWBSh]
唯美、实用、精彩英语大汇聚。我是你的贴身英语大口袋 !合作QQ:
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