TEST BY SENRSL: Time is a talkative person, it explain everything to us, you dont need to speak at it before asking

劉嘉玲：
在大自然裏，可以找到真正的自我。🌿
[In nature, can find the true self. 🌿 ]

時間是一個健談者，它對我們解釋一切，你不需要在它發言前先提出問題。

思想聚焦：
遇到司机倒车来回几次未果怎么办，遇到汽车被堵在停车位出不来怎么办？还好遇到了好心人，然而……哈哈哈哈！[笑cry]tRizyyV
[Met the driver reversing back and forth several times have failed to do, meet car stuck in a parking space not to do? Well met the man, however... Ha ha ha ha! [laughing cry] tRizyyV]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

皇上您这是喜脉啊：
…………？？ tRiUlsLM .
[…………? ? tRiUlsLM。]

是你爹

回忆专用小马甲：
把白菜、辣萝卜、辣椒、丸子等在锅里炒一下，然后加水加粉条炖到收汁，往米饭上一盖，特别有幸福感。这么吃半辈子了，甚至不知道它叫啥名，大家有没有吃过这个菜？
[The hot cabbage, radish, chili, balls, etc in a pan, fry, then add water and starch youdun to the juice, the rice on the cover, particularly with happiness. So eat the rest, dont even know it call what, did you eat this food? ]

《愿无岁月可回头》

我的朋友是个呆B：
日本大阪的街头，跳舞机旁一位少女心爆棚的大叔。他就是这一片地区舞界的王了
tRiUlqJj
[The Japanese city of Osaka street, dancing machine next to a young girl heart empty uncle. He is a region dance king of the world < br > tRiUlqJj]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

YouTube上的搬运工：
开豪车撩妹的都弱爆了！[doge][doge]。二营长：“你他x的意大利炮呢”[笑cry][笑cry] tRiUlJUH .
[Driving luxury cars pulled the younger sister are too weak! [doge] [doge]. Second battalion commander you Italian gun? he x [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRiUlJUH.]

有事联系qq

当时我就震惊了：
很惨了。[拜拜]
[Very miserably. [bynum]]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

冷笑话精选：
一哥们花万买的，据说长大了会说话，一开始我不相信，现在我信了[doge]tRiUYje
[A the elder brothers spend thousands to buy, is said to have grown up will talk, I dont believe at first, I now believe the doge tRiUYje]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

yeswomen小宜：
▪️月号新品剧透▪️
这款上衣是这期比较仙又气质的款 …镂空的地方是绣花工艺 …细节非常到位…版型也是好穿的万年款…面料的垂纵性很好绝对显瘦[耶]
（✔️点赞来位） tRiUHgw
[Forced the ️ in new revealed that forced the plot ️ < br > this coat is fairy temperament is late again this issue... Hollow out of the place is embroidery craft... Detail is in place... Ten thousand version is also good to wear... Show thin fabrics of vertical and longitudinal well absolute [and] < br > (✔ ️ thumb up to) tRiUHgw]

淘宝店铺连接：yeswomen.taobao

央视新闻：
#微镜头#【贵州梵净山现雾凇美景宛如仙境[舔屏]】“忽如一夜春风来，千树万树梨花开”。持续低温和潮湿天气，使得贵州省梵净山出现美丽雾凇景观。晶莹的霜花、冰凝附着在枝叶、屋檐和岩体上，远望银装素裹，洁白一片！戳图↓一起进入“天上仙境”~（央视记者史超杰）
[Micro lens # # 【 fanjing mountains of guizhou rime scenery now Like a wonderland [lick screen]] like night of spring breeze comes suddenly, thousand trees critics, pear flower open. Continuous low temperature and damp weather, making the fanjing mountains appear beautiful rime landscape in guizhou. Glittering and translucent frosted, attached to the branches and leaves, and the roof rock mass condensation, yuanwang turn white, white one piece! Poke figure left together into the wonderland heaven ~ (CCTV reporter Shi Chaojie)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

Happy张江：
流口水，，，哪一种是你的最爱[心]#微博爆料#
[Mouth water,,, which one is your favorite [heart] # weibo report #]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

韩国me2day：
【naverblog】#郑恩地# 的治愈系笑颜[哆啦A梦花心](crlogo)
[To # # Zheng En naverblog 】【 the healing smile [doraemon flower heart] (crlogo)]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

我们都是小说控：
#小说推选# 安利一波男主占有欲强的小说～她的世界，他要怎样追寻才能企及？
[A wave of men choose # # novel amway possessive ~ her novel world, how he will pursue to reach? ]

爱小说~收集推荐一切经典好看的读物~我们都是小说控~

人民日报：
【九种家常菜，哪道是你的最爱？】可乐鸡翅、豉汁蒸排骨、小炒黄牛肉...家里来客人也能帮你撑起场面的家常菜，周末学起来！（网络）
[【 nine home cooking, which is your favorite? Coke chicken wings, steamed pork ribs with taucu sauce, sprinkle yellow beef... Home to the guest will also help you hold up scene home cooking, the weekend to learn together! (network)]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

全球奇异事件：
一只小浣熊因为手太短，拿不到路人给的食物，大写的心疼。。。 [笑cry][笑cry][笑cry] tREHjA
[A small raccoon because the hand is too short, cant get the food, passers-by to uppercase love... [laughing cry] [laughter cry] [laugh cry] tREHjA]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

秒拍：
这是一个果冻做的宝宝，被爸爸摇啊摇啊摇，一直在颤，最后还被爸爸做成了视频。。有点好玩，看得停不下来！！#秒拍#所以这才是亲爹呀→tRiLwlI
[It is a jelly do baby, be father ah wave ah, has been in fibrillation, finally has also been made into video. Dad. A little fun and see it stop!!!!! # # s taken so this is the father ah - tRiLwlI]

秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload

银教授：
广州比深圳不尴尬多了……今天大学生多，就是不一样。还有人送了一只快要凋谢的玫瑰，可能象征着我江郎才尽。眼神不禁迷茫起来。（下周末成都西安见）
[Guangzhou more than shenzhen not embarrassed... Today, more university students, is not the same. Others send a is close to withering rose, may be a symbol of my edge. Eyes can not help but lost. (see next weekend chengdu xian)]

先别取关，万一好笑呢？信公众号yinjiaoshou

财经网：
【司机倒车来回几次未果，撞车一气呵成[衰]】一辆白色宝马车正在倒车入库，司机左一下右一下，一脚刹车，一脚油门，就是倒不进去……终于，有人看不下去了。在好心人的指挥下，车子慢慢走上正轨。好心人见这车停得不多了，默默走到了一旁。然后猝不及防的一幕发生了……tRiHV
[The driver reversing several times back and forth, the same crash [failure]] a Bai Sebao carriage is back into the Treasury, the driver left a right way, the foot brake, a foot pedal, is dont go in... Finally, some people see not bottom go to. Under the command of the man, the car slowly on the right track. The man saw this car very much, quietly came to one side. Then off the scene happened... tRiHV]

商务合作：廖先生 QQ ：邮箱：kailiao@caijing

铲屎官和主子们：
阿喵：这么简单的把戏，朕都懒得跟你玩[喵喵]tRihgcCr
[Meow such a simple trick, I didnt play with you meow tRihgcCr]

每日更新铲屎君和宠物们的逗比日常

创意工坊：
如果你吃腻了纯粹的奥利奥，你可以试试这个~ tRihDsW
[If you are tired of eating pure oreo, you can try this ~ tRihDsW]

分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！【非原创，只分享】

头条新闻：
#拍案#【全国人大法工委回应罗尔事件：系违法】近日，全国人大常委会法工委社会法室主任郭林茂首次针对罗尔案引发的慈善争议进行回应：“去年正式实施的慈善法明确规定，单位和个人没有募捐资格是不能公开募捐的，我们不能因为善心，为了满足个人而去毁坏制度。”tRiUHru
[# # spoils the li of the National Peoples Congress in response to oral events department of illegal 】 recently, the National Peoples Congress standing committee li social law office Guo Linmao on rolle case caused by charity matter for the first time to respond charity law stipulates clearly last formal implementation, units and individuals not eligible for a fundraising is not public donations, we cant because of benevolence, in order to meet the individual and to destroy system. tRiUHru]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。

南方都市报：
【台湾一个老爸在女儿婚礼上的致辞】“婚姻不是+=，而是.+.=，结婚之后，你们两个要各去掉一半的个性，才能组成美满的家庭…最后老爸嘱咐女婿：我把女儿交给你了，“有问题你要进原厂，不要自己修理。” @一个阿呆仔 tRivQjeZ
[Taiwan a father in his daughters wedding speech 】 marriage is not a + =, but. +. =, after the marriage, the two of you to get rid of half of personality, to form a happy family... the last charge son-in-law dad I left my daughter to you, there is a problem you want into the original factory, dont repair themselves. TRivQjeZ @ a foolish boy]

欢迎同时关注南都微信（搜索公众号“南方都市报”或者“nddaily”即可）

陈漫ChenMan：
棒!
[Great! ]

工作联系：chenchen E-mail：ceo@canoone Instagram chenman

社交礼仪顾问：
依赖性人格的九大特征，你中了几个？
[In the nine characteristics of dependent personality, you a few? ]

小仪姐提醒：别让社交礼仪错失了你的良机。

耳帝：
奇特的史前秘鲁乐器……tRiUHUz
[Bizarre prehistoric Peru instrument... tRiUHUz]

乖巧的品味分裂者。

环球时报：
【多伦多大学音乐剧快闪：不想考试了！摔笔】正考着试呢，突然传来一阵音乐，大家本以为是谁手机响了，却看见后排有人站起来开始唱《悲惨世界》中的经典唱段“One Day More”，一个个学生顿时变身革命义士：不要再考试了！正当大家以为老师压不住场子了，剧情突然开始反转……@华闻周刊
[[at the university of Toronto, musical flash dont want to test! Fell pen 】 is the last exam, suddenly there came a burst of music, everyone who is thought that cell phone rang, and saw the back someone stood up and began to sing the classical aria in les miserables One Day More, each student immediately turns into a revolutionary leader dont test again! As they think that the teacher could not a son, suddenly began to plot reversal... @ HuaWen weekly]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

轻薄的假相：
“我也尽力在玩了😰😰”我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRiUlGXV（使用#秒拍#录制）
[“我也尽力在玩了😰😰”我的秒拍作品，一起来看~tRiUlGXV（使用#秒拍#录制） ]

商业合作请发邮至@qq 　公众号：zhudasi 愿得一人心，白首不相离。博主过于黄暴，未满岁者请在成人指导下关注

实用百科菌：
【糖醋里脊原来做起来这么简单！】外酥里嫩的糖醋里脊做起来原来这么简单，想吃的跟着视频学[拍照][拍照]
tRMLOMUC
[Sweet and sour pork do so simple! Tender sweet and sour pork in crisp outside the original so simple to do it, would like to have the following video to learn [picture] [picture] < br > tRMLOMUC]

每天都更新实用技能，想了解更多的实用百科知识，关注我（合作QQ：）

隋棠SoniaSui：
女兒愛撒嬌討抱，快滿月了我還沒適應雙寶生活，繼續加油💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
[女儿爱撒娇讨抱，快满月了我还没适应双宝生活，继续加油💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 ]

工作聯絡請洽 mie_@qq

萝卜报告：
上海大众桑塔纳停产（-）纪念广告。实话说，老普桑确实承载了很多国人对于汽车的认识和记忆[抱抱]tRiUjbJE
[Shanghai vw santana production (-) mark advertising. To say the truth, old poussin indeed carry a lot of peoples understanding and memory for car tRiUjbJE [hug]]

工作联系：wwn@foxmail 或微博私信@wwn小黑

Seoul直播：
Kids｜两姐弟的暖心日常可爱的心都融化了
[Kids | two chens warm heart everyday lovely heart melted]

分享最新鲜的韩国娱乐、时尚生活资讯。

妖妖小精：
王子在哪，快来救白雪公主
[Where is the prince, come and save Snow White]

◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画，更新时多时少（部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者，非常抱歉，望见谅！欢迎随时指正！）

舌尖上地菜谱：
【排骨汤的种做法】学会这几种方法，天天喝汤不重样！赶紧马了吧[馋嘴]
[【 chop soup of different way to learn these methods, drink soup every day do not weigh appearance! [available] hurriedly horse!]