The notices are critical, nima is a. Mailbox hezuo @ baozou of cooperationVideo is amazing! See m

王尼玛：
    无意中看到一组图，给大家分享一下。 ​​​
[Inadvertently see a picture, for everyone to share. ​​​]

处处留心皆暴漫，天下尼玛是一家。合作邮箱hezuo@baozou

最神奇的视频：
    【这位老爸的婚礼致辞，让人笑到泪目】女儿的婚礼致辞，向来都是各位老爸的风骚领域。最近有位老爸的致辞就火了，在传授一波婚姻哲学后，他告诉女婿，“有问题你要进原厂，不要自己修理”。tRivQjeZ ​​​
[【 the dads wedding speech, making people laugh to tears eye 】 her daughters wedding speeches, is always your dad coquettish. Recently there is a fathers speech to the fire, in imparting a wave of philosophy after marriage, he told his son-in-law, there is a problem you want into the original factory, dont fix. tRivQjeZ]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

人民日报：
    【好吃又简单的排骨焖面做法[馋嘴]】排骨炒一下，放入豆角、土豆和胡萝卜焖煮片刻，再铺上面条焖几分钟，筋道入味的排骨焖面就做好了~简单又美味，转存，学着做起来！@牛奶少女丶 ​​​
[The ribs and simple braised noodles practice [available]] ribs fry, add beans, potatoes and carrots and simmer for a moment, then spread the above article stewing for a few minutes, chewiness ruwei ribs stewed noodles is done ~ simple and delicious, archived, learn to do! @ milk girl,]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

英国报姐：
    为了追寻一种简单的生活，这个岁的哥们搬到了阿拉斯加远南荒野中的一座小岛上，做一个孤独的隐士。这里没有信号网络，却有鲸鱼和黑熊，还有自由和生活。 ​​​
[In order to pursue a simple life, the old man moved to a tiny islands in the south of Alaska wilderness, a solitary hermits. There is no network signal, has the whales and the black bear, and freedom and life. ​​​]

订阅号：UKUK。国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
    【你吃过老北京大耳贴子吗？[笑cry]】这是北京孩子小时候儿吃过最辣的老北京小吃，没有之一！那些说北京小吃难吃的朋友一定是没吃过这道小吃～！视频不错，但演技有待提高[哈哈][哈哈][笑cry]（by@大鼓楼）tRitTzO ​​​​
[Have you eaten old Beijing big ear posts? [laughter cry]] this is Beijing children when I was young, had the hottest old Beijing snacks, no one! Those who say Beijing snacks bad friend must be havent eaten this snack ~! Video is good, but the acting to improve [ha ha] [ha ha] [laugh cry] tRitTzO (by @ big drum tower)]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

棋士柯洁：
    关于最强大脑的听音盲拧，作为嘉宾，我来聊聊当天的详细经过。这也是我最后一次参与这个话题，谢谢大家，也由衷的希望节目能越来越好。 ​​​
[About the brains strongest tone-deaf twist, as a guest, Ive come to talk about the detail. This is the last time I participate in this topic, thank you, and sincerely hope to show will become better and better. ​​​]

围棋第一人 第届百灵杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 第、届三星杯世界围棋大师赛冠军 第二届梦百合杯世界围棋公开赛冠军 以及若干国内冠军

我的朋友是个呆B：
    养一群火鸡，哪里都是你的演唱会。这粉丝太捧场了太给力了，作为爱豆都要感动哭了[doge]
tRitGCpS ​​​
[Keep a pack of Turkey, where is your concert. This fan is famous for the great, as love bean were moved to tears [doge] < br > tRitGCpS]

没有什么事情是一顿披萨解决不了的

冷笑话精选：
    哈哈哈跳楼机上的各种崩坏瞬间！看着不断重启的他们，你还想上天么[笑cry]tRitqT ​​​
[Ha ha ha jump off a building machine all kinds of collapse in an instant! Looking at to restart them, do you still want to heaven? [laughter cry] tRitqT]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

全球创意搜罗：
    磁铁的各种神奇玩法，最后一个简直了！get可以拿去哄小朋友 [doge]tRJFWsF ​​​
[Various magical magnet, the last one was! Can get to coax children [doge] tRJFWsF]

★ 好奇的小眼睛，致力于发现生活最有趣的创意。商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。

我是小糗君：
    #小糗爆料# 对于男追女，女生有什么建议[doge] ​​​
[# # small embarrassing Revelations for male after female, the girl what advice [doge]]

私信你们的糗事

小野妹子学吐槽：
    美国知名导演贾德·阿帕图，不仅不躲狗仔队，还经常拽着演员、家人和狗仔队打招呼，后来和妻子还养成了朝着狗仔一边狂笑一边疯跑的习惯...求狗仔精神伤害值[doge] ​​​
[The famous American director Judd path diagram, not only does not hide the paparazzi, and often greet the paparazzi lug actors, family, and later, and his wife also has developed towards the paparazzi while laughing crazy running habit... Strives for the paparazzi spirit damage [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

同学你该吃药了：
    狗狗遇上一个手贱的主人。。。气得声音都变调了。好气哦，还要保持微笑！[笑cry]tRiUpTJ ​​​
[A dog meet a my hand is out of control of the master... I was so angry voice tone sandhi. Aerobic oh, keep smile! [laughing cry] tRiUpTJ]

歪腰歪腰。

谷大白话：
    【奥斯卡颁奖礼 鸡毛致敬马特达蒙】主持人鸡毛在奥斯卡颁奖礼上植入一段佳片赏析，明褒实贬地夸赞了马特达蒙很用力的神演技。之后本阿弗莱克带领嘉宾上台颁奖。达蒙刚开口，鸡毛就指挥乐队催他下台。tRitLNi ​​​
[The Academy Awards Feather tribute matt Damon 】 the host inserted a Duan Jia piece of feather on the oscars appreciation, Ming or real fall to praise the matt Damon god acting very hard. Ben affleck led the guests came to power after the award. Damon began, the chicken feather on command band to rush him to step down. tRitLNi]

THERES NO『俗』WITHOUT『谷』

我的前任是极品：
    #极品曝光#问了我男朋友如果我跟他妈妈同时掉进水里他先救谁的问题，结果他。。。 ​​​
[# # the best exposure asked my boyfriend if I fell into the water with his mother who he save first, as a result, he... ​​​]

【人生在世，总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任！！私信我！晒出那些贱人吧！！】

噗嗤大叔：
    女生如何让自己变美变优秀？ ​​​
[How to let oneself become beauty girl become good? ​​​]

公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）

北美吐槽君：
    遇到了至今为止认识的最不要脸的女生，她的现男友要小心被戴绿帽 ​​​
[The most shameless girl met so far know, her current boyfriend about being a cuckold]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

交通安全蜀黍：
    #蜀黍说安全# 简直神技！消防员用一瓶可乐灭掉大火！转发，关键时候能救命！！ ​​​​ [good] tRcJPkxH ​​​
[# # sorghum said security is miracle! Firefighters used a bottle of coke put out the fire! Forward, the key time can help!! [good] tRcJPkxH]

专业汽车资讯和交通安全公益宣传自媒体，随手传递欢乐和正能量，欢迎私信爆料。

英式没品笑话百科：
    现在我根据IMDB评分挑电影时都要先减去好莱坞政治正确PC分，男同题材-分，女同题材-分，黑人题材-分，电车难题-分，演员每减重斤扣分，滥用长镜头-分，拍摄时间横跨年以上-分。
比如Moonlight属于黑人+男同+吸毒，分走起，扣完还剩.，垃圾不看。
——twitter tdtw ​​​
[Now I according to the IMDB movie want to minus the first Hollywood politically correct PC points, gay theme - points, lesbian subject - points and black theme - points, the trolley problem - points, actor jin points every weight loss, misuse of long - points and shooting time across the years - points. < br > Moonlight belong to black, gay men and drug, for example, start, finish buckle. Left, garbage to watch. < br > - twitter TDTW]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

五岳散人：
    天津大悦城母亲没注意摔死孩子事儿，舆论反应很有趣。
一边是说要追究家长、也就是监护者责任，一边说孩子死了就很可怜了，为啥要追求责任？
后者的思维模式还是并未把孩子作为独立个体看待，依然当作父母的附属物，甚至可以说是财产。
您想啊，您失手打碎个花瓶，国家总不能判您吧，无论这个花瓶多贵 ​​​
[Tianjin Joy City mother wasnt note fell dead children, reaction of public opinion is very interesting. < br > on one side, said to his parents, is the guardian responsibility shall be investigated, said the child was dead is very poor, why the pursuit of responsibility? < br > the thinking mode of the latter still did not treat children as an independent individual, still as parents appendage, even can be said to be the property. < br > do you want to ah, you accidentally breaking a vase, countries cant found you, no matter how expensive the vase]

安心真好，绿腰生活：lvyaolife.taobao 家具木器店：wuyuesanren.taobao?儒匪窝 古董文玩店：rufeiwo.taobao

手工酱的厨房：
    【芒果班戟做法】奶油冰爽清香，芒果清甜上口，可谓是舌尖上的享受。学起来~ ​​​
[Ice cream cool mango class ji practice 】 【 scent, mango sweet tongue, is on the tip of the tongue to enjoy. To learn ~]

你长得这么好看，不如跟我学做菜吧。

我的前任是个极品：
    哈哈哈哈哈哈熊孩子戏太足了！作业太少还是手机不好玩？[笑cry]tRiDspc ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha bear children play too! Mobile phone is too little homework not funny? [laughing cry] tRiDspc]

我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！

创意铺子：
    [二哈]谷歌又出黑科技了，这机器人要逆天吗？#设计秀# tRitws ​​​
[Two ha] [Google was an black science and technology, the robot will go? # # tRitws design show]

铺主在此，大力勾引~！生活怎能没创意，快让创意围绕你！合作QQ：

高颜值集中营：
    皮克斯最新动画短片—《鹬》完整版，今天获得第届奥斯卡最佳动画短片，一只小矶鹬努力克服恐水症到海浪肆虐的沙滩上觅食，卧槽，画面真的太美了，简直治愈，建议先马再看！！！#低调炫技# tRibDkPf ​​​
[Latest pixar animation short film - the complete edition of the knot, today for the first session of the Oscar for best animated short film, a little sandpiper efforts to overcome the fear of water feed to the waves of the beach, oh my god, it is so beautiful that picture, can cure, suggest first horse again see!!!!!! # # low key technique tRibDkPf]

从前有个人关注了博主，后来他就越长越好看了~（推广合作请加Q：）

故宫博物院：
    #爱上这座城#午安~二月的最后一天[喵喵] ​​​
[Good afternoon ~ # # to fall in love with the city [meow] on the last day of February]

故宫博物院是以明清两代皇宫和宫廷旧藏文物为基础建立起来的，以宫廷建筑群、古代艺术品及宫廷文化史迹为主要展示内容的大型综合性国家博物馆。

环球时报：
    【大陆学生点起床点上课，早睡早起，就把台湾学生震撼了】台湾“中时电子报”日发表题为“陆大学生这事，让台湾交换生看不到车尾灯”的文章，作者在文章中称她的侄子到上海交大当了一回交换生，结果“在上海见识大国崛起”，并被大陆学生的两件事震撼。一是点准时上课，喜欢坐第一排；二是早睡早 ​​​
[[mainland students a.m. points in class, early to bed and early to rise, the Taiwanese students shocked] Taiwan) entitled e-paper when, lu college students this matter, let Taiwan exchange students cant see the car taillight of the article, the author in the article said her nephew to Shanghai jiaotong university, when the time the exchange students results see the rise of great powers in Shanghai, and the mainland students two things. It is point to class on time, like to sit in the first row; it is to early to bed early]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

秋田六千：
    我们约定啦~要做一辈子的家人哦[可爱] ​​​
[Oh ~ we agreed to do a lifetime of family [lovely]]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

韩国me2day：
    【instagram】#BIGBANG# #胜利# 发布录音棚照片,并附言Morning.欧巴这是要回归?[太开心][太开心] ​​​
[[them] # # # BIGBANG# victory studio photos, and postscript Morning. This is Obama to return? [quite happy] [quite happy]]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

一支麦克疯：
    王心凌分手后发声，心凌宝贝表示：只想记得那些曾经快乐的时光，并大方祝姚元浩未来会更好。你的那些微笑，是我青春的最好。王心凌VS田馥甄《当你》tRitEuZ ​​​
[Cyndi after break up, cyndi baby said just want to remember those who once happy times, and generous wish Yao Yuanhao future will be better. The smile, you are the best of my youth. Cyndi VS Tian Fu zhen when you tRitEuZ]

最好听的华语音乐 最劲爆的演出现场 合作推广QQ：

喵星人的喵星球：
    叼了个粉扑就往外狂奔。。。你要这玩意儿有啥用！tRitqZMT ​​​
[Took a puff to run... You have much to this thing! tRitqZMT]

做一只，有态度的喵星人。合作联系：shangwu@hamelon

大锅只是喝醉：
    社会突 ​​​
[Social processes]

i easy吗 i

共青团中央：
    【青年，我们一起远离为虎作伥的“乐天”！[拳头]】日，韩国乐天集团理事会作出决定，同意就“萨德”反导系统部署用地与韩国军方签署协议。如果说部署“萨德”是在中国背后“捅刀子”，那乐天此次不计后果的草率决定，无异于为虎作伥。对于这样的乐天，中国不欢迎！@新华社中国网事 ​​​
[The youth, we together far away from the ill lotte! [fist]], South Koreas lotte group board of directors decided that agreed to sade anti-missile system deployment of land and south Korean military to sign the agreement. If the deployment of sade is stabbed a knife behind in China, the lotte the reckless haste decision, is ill. For such a lotte, China does not welcome! @ xinhua net matter in China]

新京报：
    【一气呵成 司机只用了三步被扣分罚元[衰]】山东济宁泗水一司机，在高速应急车道停车未放标志物，伪造变造号牌并疯狂倒车，一次项违法，被扣分罚款元，面临日以下行政拘留。而做到这些，他一气呵成，只用了三步。（梨视频）tRiIILn ​​​
[【 letup, Driver took three steps be penalised for yuan [failure] 】 shandong jining surabaya a driver, in high-speed emergency parking lane markers, not fake altered back plate and crazy, an illegal, be penalised fine yuan, facing the following administrative detention. And do this, he finds, took three steps. TRiIILn video (pear)]

一份以责任为灵魂的报纸；一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸；一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报，品质源于责任。

全球奇异事件：
    教你秒内解锁别人的手机，碉堡了！新技能get！[good]tRxYv ​​​
[Teach you seconds to unlock peoples mobile phone, bunker! Get new skills. [good] tRxYv]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

孟瑞：
    #孟瑞南北兄弟# 在云南会有成千上万的海鸥迁徙滇池过冬，我知道你们要赶回遥远的西伯利亚特意过来给一些问候，愿你们回程安全，家的方向再远都是离心最近的。白衣少年敬上。 ​​​
[# # Meng Rui north-south brothers in migrating there will be thousands and thousands of gulls in yunnan dianchi lake for winter, I know you want to get back to the distant Siberian specially come and give some greetings, may you return safe and home again far is centrifugal recently. From white dress young. ​​​]

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