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回忆专用小马甲：
鸭血粉 + 灌汤包 = __________
[Duck blood meal + soup dumplings = __________]

《愿无岁月可回头》

微博搞笑排行榜：
#榜姐每日话题#〖哪些东西承载着你的童年回忆 ___________________〗万评论，满满的回忆！时光飞逝呀，一起重温美好的童年！👶[心]
[Elder sister daily topic # # list [what is bearing the weight of the childhood memories of you ___________________] all comments, full of memories! Time flies ah, to reconnect with childhood! 👶[心] ]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

gogoboi：
有人问｜为什么他那么脏却又那么帅（还能hold住世界上一切奇怪的发型和衣裳……）
[| was asked why he was so dirty and so handsome, still can hold everything in the world strange hairstyle and clothes... ]

工作联系：yes@doperinc | 冒着脑残的炮火前进，前进，前进进！

聚美陈欧：
如果有一天我在微博卖大桶装的洗衣液，会被嫌弃吗[doge]
[If one day I in weibo sell big buckets of laundry detergent, can be you abandon [doge]]

聚美优品CEO,创始人 jumei

思想聚焦：
为什么不要去考验人性？
[Why dont go to test human nature? ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

最神奇的视频：
我可能是一只废猫了[喵喵]tRJNQbL
[I may be a waste cat meows tRJNQbL]

视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！用最神奇的视频伴你渡过神奇的一天！

环球时尚旅行：
遛只二哈是什么样的体验？ tRITcbA（使用#秒拍#录制）
[Walk only two ha is what kind of experience? # recorded tRITcbA (use # seconds)]

风景、摄影和爱情。

Happy张江：
好听的鸡皮疙瘩都起来啦，#林宥嘉#&#郁可唯#合唱版的《浪费》，没关系你也不用对我惭愧，也许我根本喜欢被你浪费。。。睡前听简直要泪目啊[泪]
tRJTxWDu
[Nice goose bumps, # # # yu jia Lin & depression can only # duet version of the waste, it doesnt matter you also need not ashamed to me, perhaps I do not like to be your waves fee... That almost to tears eye [tears] tRJTxWDu]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

萌宠物的逗比日常：
白孔雀开屏太美了！转走这周内定会有好事发生~[可爱]tRqXoHu
[The white peacock is beautiful! Transferred to the default something good will happen this week ~ cute tRqXoHu]

每天分享各种萌宠物趣事，爱生活，爱萌宠的童鞋记得关注，我们一起成长!

北美吐槽君：
“曾被QJ未遂，男友却一次次戳我痛处”
[Has been attempted QJ, her boyfriend was poking me home]

吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

波杰克马男：
时间告诉我们圈子可以不大但是一定要只留想留的人
[Time can tell us circle is not big But must only allow people who want to leave]

我不想做人了

追剧全攻略：
【韩剧撕心裂肺哭戏合集[伤心]】
《我的女孩》李多海、《奇皇后》池昌旭、《拥抱太阳的月亮》金秀贤、《鬼怪》金高银、《仁显王后的男人》刘仁娜。哪一个最触动你心？[心] tRJOJpmc
[【 tore heart crack lung famous tear jerker of south Korean television dramas collection [sad]] my girl lee da hae, the queen, ji chang wook, embrace the sun the moon Kim soo-hyun, high silver ghosts, benevolence will show the queens men yoo in na. Which one of the most touches your heart? [heart] tRJOJpmc]

希望喜欢一切好剧的亲们一起来关注@追剧全攻略^_^欢迎投稿推荐哦~

全球奇闻趣事：
来说下，你们那里管这个叫什么？！
[Speaking, what you call this? ! ]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。

当时我就震惊了：
你最怕的东西是什么。
[What is your most afraid of things. ]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

Houson猴姆：
【猴姆独家】时隔年强势回归！林肯公园联手Kiiara新单Heavy歌词字幕mv#微博首播#！歌词mv都如此科幻又具时尚感！歌曲超级不错听哦~~[抓狂][色]tRJTmKki
[The monkeys sole 】 a return after years! Linkin park jointly Kiiara new single Heavy lyrics subtitles mv# weibo premiere #! The lyrics are so science and mv fashion sense! Super good to listen to songs oh ~ ~ [mad] [color] tRJTmKki]

这货就是【猴姆独家】！！！

全球奇异事件：
我爱吃香菜[微笑]
[I love to eat caraway [smiles]]

发现世界新奇趣事儿~(o゜ω゜o)合作QQ

日本零君：
论代言人，日本优衣库我是大写的服的！
[Theory of agent, Japans uniqlo capital of clothing I am! ]

日本动漫，日本娱乐，日本美食，日本美景，日本趣闻，图文转自网络，欢迎关注【零君】。

踏马行者：
卧槽，我妈要是看到这个视频，肯定会不要我了！！！[拜拜] tRchBZH
[Oh my god, if my mom to see this video, will definitely not me!!!!!! [bynum] tRchBZH]

资深旅游行业从业者，环游世界目标已经实现大半。商务合作QQ：

这里是美国：
《与虫共存》纪录片介绍人体内数以万计的寄生虫，主持人Michael Mosley以身犯险，将条虫、头蝨甚至水蛭放入自己身体内，进行为期数周的实验，搜集科学证据来证实某些寄生虫对人体有益。视角十分独特[good] tRxerIOx
[Coexist with insect documentary references to tens of thousands of parasite, the moderator Michael Mosley in body make risks, the worm, head lice leeches inside your body, even for a few weeks, gathering scientific evidence to prove some parasites is beneficial to human body. Perspective is unique tRxerIOx [good]]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网，世界很精彩！

央视新闻：
【巴基斯坦一清真寺遇袭至少人死亡】当地时间日晚，巴基斯坦信德省南部塞赫万地区（Sehwan）地区，正在举行集会活动的一清真寺发生自杀式爆炸袭击，初步统计已造成至少人死亡，人受伤。事发地位于信德省腹地偏远落后地区，救援力量很难快速到达，预计伤亡人数还有可能上升。（央视记者刘旭）
[The attack on a mosque in Pakistan Deaths 】 Tuesday evening local time, at least in southern Pakistans sindh province plug hz (Sehwan) region, are rally a mosque in suicide bombings, has killed at least one preliminary statistics, people were injured. The status in remote backward areas in sindh province, rescue forces are hard to quickly reach expected casualties are likely to rise. (CCTV reporter anthonyliu)]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

英国那些事儿：
这个电话亭没有电话线，却不断有人来这打电话，而这每一个电话背后，都是一个让人难顾又动容的故事 ---- 风中的电话亭...
[The phone booth no telephone line and have someone to the phone, and that every phone behind, is a let a person hard to gu and moving story -- a phone booth in the wind... ]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

勺布斯：
怎会有人能真正理解另外一个人的感受呢。
那些说出口的“懂得”，很多时候，大概也只是“听到”。
就好像听到马路上有车经过，走廊里的声音嘈杂，又或者旁边的位置上有人在说话，是一样的。
只是听到了，然后又过去了。
只有自己的感受，才是世界上最重要的事。
其他一切，其实都并不那么紧要。
毕竟，
[How can someone can really understand another persons feelings. those who say know, a lot of times, probably just hear. just like hear cars on the road, the noise in the corridor, or someone in the position of speaking, is the same. just heard, and then in the past. only their feelings, is the most important thing in the world. everything else, in fact is not so important. after all,]

睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱：wuliguohe@foxmail

Happy张江：
#张学友#《小城大事》，歌神演唱的经典情歌，让人沉醉[心]tRJTTmyL
[# # city event Jacky cheung, song to sing gods classic love songs, let a person get drunk tRJTTmyL [heart]]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

人民日报：
【#你好，明天#】“穿山甲公子”引起的公愤，正与新版野生动物保护法形成合力。贪吃蛇成众矢之的、被绳之以法的时代已经到来。当一些野生种群濒临灭绝，吃野味就是不动手的杀戮，是病态的风气，更是富裕的低俗。没有买卖就没有杀害，保护生物多样性绝非空话。只有餐桌上文明起来，才能拥抱生态文明。
[【 # # hello, tomorrow 】 pangolin childe caused outrage, is formed together with a new version of wild animal protection laws. Snake into target, be brought to justice, the time has come. When some wild species endangered, eating meat is not killing, ethos is sickly, pulp is rich. No sale no killing, protect biodiversity is hot air. Only table civilization, can embrace ecological civilization. ]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：
卧谈：在评论区问女生一个问题，女生来回答[二哈]
[Slumber in the comments section to ask a girl a question, and the girl to answer ,]

机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！

噗嗤大叔：
谁说人生是一场马拉松？颠覆你的思想！tRxbDdpu
[Who says life is a marathon? Reverse your mind! tRxbDdpu]

公眾號：朱门大叔（ID：ouba ）

正常人办不出这种事儿：
大半夜就只听了两遍，我就已忘记原唱了！[笑cry]tRJTQiJ
[Just listen to the big night twice, I had forgot to original! [laughing cry] tRJTQiJ]

本中心宣传口号：扬我国威振兴中华。精神病人思维广，弱智儿童欢乐多『内有限制级的小秘密哟』

原来是西门大嫂：
#双创家庭的日常# 感觉人生时而都是喝下一杯苦酒，再狂嚼几颗甜枣。 tRJTEJdb .
[# # double gen family daily feel sometimes life is drinking a cup of bitterness and crazy again chew a few TianZao. TRJTEJdb.]

朝阳群众，一个女的。

贴吧君：
读书以来，有没有那么一个让你终生难忘的男同学？
[Since reading, have such a lifetime of male students? ]

分享贴吧有趣的东西，欢迎私信投稿

头条新闻：
#视野#【江苏无锡一处油厂发生火情】今晚点分左右，江苏无锡石塘湾林庄荣华特种油品厂发生火情，现场火光冲天。tRJTnU
[View # # tonight a - fire occurred in wuxi city, jiangsu province 】【 dotted around, jiangsu wuxi shitang bay Lin Zhuang splendor of special oil factory fire, the flames. tRJTnU]

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