晒自拍你要说，秀恩爱又伤害你，晒娃也看不惯。拍照晒照片怎么了？[摊手]tRJTlRM
[Sun take you want to say, show conjugal love hurt you again, she also dont like. Photograph taken sun whats the matter? [stand hand] tRJTlRM]
我是兴趣使然的喜剧小工匠，软软，我用快乐制造快乐。
思想聚焦：少花时间撕逼，
多花时间进步，
尽快摆脱傻逼，
共勉。
[Spend less time quarrel, < br > spend time progress, < br > to get rid of the silly force as soon as possible, < br > . ]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
Yeah虚拟小号：宝宝们害怕了么
知道这里不是你们想怎样就怎样的地方了吧
你们看到的远远不止于表面
学会__
不要__
否则__
回答我__
我答应你们的也一定办到
[Babies scared? < br > know this is not the place where you want to do, < br > < br > you see far beyond the surface dont __ to __ < br > or < br > __ < br > < br > answer I __ < br > I promise you will do]
回忆专用小马甲：无语了，看看吧，这一地……刚才终于打扫了卫生，这全部的球，都是从床下掏出来的，不知道它俩是怎么达成的共识，把各自心爱的东西都藏到了一起。平时给它俩买的玩具，特别是球，最多两天就不见了，偶尔会见它们自己推出来玩一会，稍后，又会消失。我看它们没玩的了，就会顺手再给它们买新的。谁能想到
[Speechless, and have a look, a... Just finally cleaned the health, the ball, with all of this out from under the bed, dont know how it is both the consensus, put their favorite things together. Usually buy toys for them, especially the ball, at most two days gone, occasionally meet with their own to play for a while, later, will disappear. I think they are not playing, can conveniently give they buy a new one. Who would have thought]
《愿无岁月可回头》
全球热门搜罗：很感动，第一次觉得粤语这么好听。。。 tRJjIfpN
[Very touched, for the first time think of cantonese so nice... tRJjIfpN]
每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君
邢晓瑶：这次是闺蜜行！！！！！我也没有因为说我胖不开心！胖就用心减肥嘛！不怕说，大家不用担心我！我是老邢啊！上海滩肥邢这个名号一般人我不告诉他！哈哈哈哈哈！祝大家都开开心心的，吃好喝好！我在海滩边跑步呢！
[This is best friend!!!!!!!!!!! I said no because I am fat not happy! Fat is the heart to lose weight! Not afraid to say, you dont have to worry about me! I am old xing! Shanghai xing fat that title average person I dont tell him! Ha ha ha ha ha! I wish everyone a happy, eat good drink good! Im running on the beach! ]
工作邀约发邮件到yaoyaodaye@，INS：xingxiaoyao
一只学屌：养了十年的狗和交了一年的男朋友，谁更重要？[doge]
[Have a decade of dog and handed over a years boyfriend, who is more important? [doge]]
从前有个人关注了我，然后Ta过上了幸福快乐的日子
英式没品笑话百科：你只看到有些人表面上风光无限，却不知道，他们在背地里，
也顺风顺水。
——rbttt
[You only see some people on the surface of scenery infinite, but dont know, they are secretly, < br > < br > well, too. < br > < br > - RBTTT]
奇怪笑点与百无禁忌
heybiblee_official：[思考]
[[thinking]]
大家好，我是YG李圣经
李宇春疯狂工作室：要记住的是今天晚上，“蘑菇”在皮肤上发芽了……[可怜]每到夜里总是特别想wuli会长[心]一起来听听歌吧~ #李宇春# tRJYQbfY .
[Remember tonight, mushroom has sprouted in the skin... [poor] every night is always special wuli President [heart] together to listen to the song ~ # # tRJYQbfY li.]
李宇春工作室官方微博、 官方Instagram：liyuchun.official
刘若英：花了個小時到了西班牙最北的小島 Bilbao。到了最開心的事情就是收到照片～我把爸爸 媽媽 的房子鋪滿了軟質並且防滑的地板。
常常在想，我們為了baby學步，鋪滿各種軟地板，但是我們怎麼捨得老人家摔呢？現在稍稍放心了！開心！
[Spent hours to Bilbao Spains north island. In the most happy thing is to receive picture ~ I put my mom and dads house covered with soft and slippery floor. < br > often wonder, we to the baby learning to walk, covered with all kinds of soft floor, but how do we willing to give up old man fell? Now a little relieved! Happy! ]
親愛的路人
楊丞琳：年紀愈大，愈愛裝小！這道理我明白了～
[The older, the more love to small! This truth I understand ~]
工作洽談：+ 高先生
韩寒：乘风破浪拍摄地大解密
[Braving the location for decryption]
韩寒
猫扑：博美犬：你们继续卖菜吧，宝宝继续卖萌[doge] tRJjcIfQ
[Pomeranian you continue to sell food, baby continue to show MOE doge tRJjcIfQ]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
八公叔叔：拥抱对家里的宠物狗而言一点也不陌生，随时都能享受被宠爱的感觉，而流浪狗可能一辈子都不会有，这位泰国小哥决定去拥抱流浪狗，流浪狗们的反应让人又感动又心疼……tRJTyTti
[Hug for pet dog at home was not a bit strange, at any time can enjoy being loved, and stray dogs may be a lifetime there will be, the Thai young brother decided to go to embrace the stray dogs, stray dogs reaction to let a person touched and love... tRJTyTti]
宠物医生一枚, 关注宠物健康，提倡正确的养宠观念。Wechat 八公叔叔
微博搞笑排行榜：你们都用过最贵的面膜是______________________________________说说多少钱，值不值啥的#老司机带你选面膜# @LaOrigine挚真 tRJTzpFv
tRJTvDNA
[You have used the most expensive mask is ______________________________________ about how many money, is worth what # old driver to take you choose the mask # @ LaOrigine zhi really tRJTzpFv < br > tRJTvDNA]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
全球奇闻趣事：大妈们，你们的对手来了。。。。 tRJTLOY .
[Aunt, your opponent to the... TRJTLOY.]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，欢迎爆料。
Vista看天下：【不向恶势力低头】小编刚才路遇一辆车牌号码被恶意磨掉的共享单车，发现不知是哪位义士or侠女通过残迹推测出了正确号码，然后又用记号笔把号码写满了全车。#图看天下#
[Do not bow to evil forces small make up just sitting in a car license plate number is malicious Shared cycling wear off, found that never know who is leader or xia female by remnants infer the correct number, and then use marker pen write the number is full of whole vehicle. # # figure to see the world]
vista看天下：中国发行量最大的新闻杂志，十天一期，内容涵盖时政、财经、娱乐、文化诸领域。我们的目标是：“做中国最好看的新闻杂志”。
林萍在日本：还记得京都的那个神奇蛋包饭吗？刀切下去的瞬间口水流出来了都………现在视频中的老板亲自来示范怎样做那款蛋包饭啦[坏笑]。他说每一次做蛋包饭都是用心当作艺术来做，根据蛋的微妙变化来掌握火候。 tRJTUyAf .
[Still remember the Kyoto magic egg boarding? Knife down moment of mouth water flow out......... Now the boss himself in the video to demonstrate how to do that kind of egg boarding [laugh]. He said every time do boarding eggs are done as an art, is timing according to the subtle changes in the egg. TRJTUyAf.]
愿你被这世界温柔对待。淘宝店：shop.taobao ；
央视新闻：【二胎来了！主创陪你看《回家过年》】来自安徽的朱煜和来自山东的马传令结婚三年，有一个儿子。今年，二宝即将诞生，他们要第一次和双方父母一起在北京过年。房间拥挤、南北方生活习惯有差异，这注定是个混乱又热闹的春节……央视纪录片《回家过年》第六集《二胎来了》正在直播↓ tRJTZIe
[The second child is coming! With you sometimes look at home 】 from anhui province Zhu Yu and horses from shandong herald married for three years, have a son. This year, two treasure was born, they are the first time in Beijing for the holiday with their parents. Room crowded, there are differences between the north and the habits and customs, it is destined to a chaotic and lively New Year... CCTV documentary home sets the second child to the live broadcast left tRJTZIe down]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
酒足饭饱勾二嫂：当逗比出租车司机碰上逗比乘客...............秒之后整个人都不好了tRlDXSQ
[When passengers tease than taxi drivers to tease than... Seconds later all good tRlDXSQ]
正在前往高冷路上的K千足金纯逗逼！好了，就说这么多，多了装高冷就破功了。合作请私信或Q我：
冷笑话精选：哈哈哈不厚道的笑出声！小宝宝超有耐心的捡球……结果陷入了死循环！最后也是醉了[笑cry]tRJTZrx
[Er ha ha ha laugh! The baby super patience to pick up the ball... The results into a dead loop! The last and drunk [laugh cry] tRJTZrx]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
头条新闻：#万象#【女婴与父母盖一床被致器官损伤 爸妈决定放弃】两月大女婴与父母同盖一床被子，异常安静的她引起父母注意，被发现大汗淋漓，皮肤偏灰色。送医后，发现多器官功能损伤，系“捂热综合征”。考虑再三后，爸妈决定放弃治疗。tRJTVXz
[All # # 【 baby and parents build a bed be cause organ damage My parents decided to give up 】 two big girls with their parents cover the quilt, unusually quiet her parents attention, was found to sweat, the skin slants gray. Hospital, found that multiple organ damage, wu heat syndrome. Before, my parents decided to give up treatment. tRJTVXz]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
趣闻搞笑：逗比搞笑合集，让你开心一笑~[笑cry]
哈哈哈哈哈腹肌都笑出来了[笑cry] tRJTLuGg .
[Tease than funny collection, make you happy a smile ~ [laugh cry] < br > ha ha ha ha ha abs have laughed [laugh cry] tRJTLuGg.]
最好玩最创意的新鲜事，网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频！
Yeah虚拟小号：分享图片
[Share photos]
黄渤：日落，明再升… tRJTJoXH .
[Sunset, MingZaiSheng... TRJTJoXH.]
八卦_我实在是太CJ了：郑爽开微博小号@yeah虚拟小号 的第一天，立刻掀起一片腥风血雨，热闹了。怼黑粉，怼媒体，彻底解放自我。喜欢的人称她真性情，更喜欢这样天不怕地不怕的她，讨厌的人称她真疯了，更为这新人设起了“社会你爽姐”的称号。接下来，郑爽还会带来什么惊喜呢？拭目以待。🤔
[Zheng Shuangkai weibo virtual trumpet on the first day of the trumpet @ yeah, immediately set off a confrontation, lively. Dui black powder, Dui media, complete liberation of self. Like said her true temperament, more like daring not afraid of her, hate said shes so crazy, more the new set up social you elder sister title. Next, Zheng Shuang will bring what kind of surprise? Wait and see. 🤔 ]
陪你聊八卦的公众号：cj
Happy张江：拯救摄影小白，大师教你如何专业构图，瞬间提升你的#摄影#技巧，需要的朋友转[赞]tRJTUzja
[Small white save photography, to teach you how to master professional composition, instantly improve your # # photography skills, need friends turned [who] tRJTUzja]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
思想聚焦：【考研人的一天 奋斗过就是最好的青春】考研成绩陆续公布，不管结果如何，至少又为自己的选择奋斗了一次，致敬考研人。[心]tRIjcYz
[Ones deceased father grind a person for a day Struggle is the best youth 】 ones deceased father grind results reporting, regardless of the outcome, and struggle for their own choices for at least once, pay tribute to ones deceased father grind. [heart] tRIjcYz]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
神回复吐槽帝：再深的友谊也架不住一根薯条的诱惑。。。[笑cry]哈哈哈哈哈隔着屏幕都能感觉到疼！！ tRJTyZu .
[Again the deep friendship also hold the temptation of a French fries... [laughing cry] ha ha ha ha ha across the screen can feel pain!! TRJTyZu.]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
森巴兔-Locker：Low逼男，多有得罪，麻烦你们滚一下吧！！#兔兔的为难系列# #搞笑幽默##吐槽#tRJTyHM（使用#秒拍#录制，免流量看热门短视频！）
[Many Low force male, offend, bother you roll!!!!! # rabbit rabbit in series # # # # # funny humorous ridicule tRJTyHM (use # s # record, avoid traffic see popular short video!) ]
私信不回复 合作请联系@qq
秒拍：黑人Mike Yung在地铁里演唱《A Change Is Gonna Come》，嗓门自带扩音器，好听到根本不想上地铁！[哆啦A梦花心][哆啦A梦花心]#秒拍# @胡椒视频 开口就跪了→tRJWhyi
[Black Mike Yung in the subway singing A Change Is Gonna last Come, his voice with loudspeakers, good to hear dont want to get on the train! [doraemon flower heart] [doraemon flower heart] # seconds video shoot # @ pepper - tRJWhyi asking it kneeling]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
田亮：吃完晚饭跳段舞，腰不酸了腿不疼，还认识不少新舞伴[哈哈]，明天还来[握手]！有没有尬舞的？不服来战[来]！
[Period of dance after dinner, the waist sour leg not painful, also meet many new partner (haha), also to shake hands [] tomorrow! Is there a full dance? Refuses to fight [to]! ]
工作联系——经纪人郝文敬，邮箱：haowenjing@，微博：@文敬郝
搞笑萌宠秀：哈士奇深夜越狱救同伴，旁边的六只猫都吓傻了！谁说二哈傻的？站出来！[笑cry][二哈]#宠物卖萌中心# tRJNYdC
[Husky escape in the middle of the night to save companion, next to the six cat scared silly! Who says two ha silly? Stand up! [laughing cry] [two ha] # # tRJNYdC pet show MOE center]
微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。
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