#初十##[耶]#前陣子在廣州一個飯局認識了一個川音畢業的湖北妹。閒聊間，我問她：妳來廣州都年了，怎麼一句廣東話都不會說？
她：身邊沒朋友說粵語，而且粵語也沒什麼好學的。
我問：此話怎說？
她很屌的說：大家都講普通話就好了，像粵語這種比較沒文化的方言，都快被邊緣化了，學它幹啥呀？學來有啥
[# # # # th [and] a while ago a meal in guangzhou met a sister graduated from hubei. Chat room, I asked her, you come to guangzhou all year, how can not speak cantonese? < br > she no friends speak cantonese, but also nothing easy to learn cantonese. < br > I asked how do this words say? < br > she said bad of, everyone would be better to speak mandarin, is have no culture, like the cantonese dialect, are coming to the marginalized and learning stem what ah? Learn to have what]
人一個、沒其他，，工作事+李小姐
思想聚焦：记得当时年纪小，你爱谈天我爱笑。—— 三毛
[Remember when young, you love chat I love to laugh. -- SAN MAO]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
人民网：来截图看看这一年你的关键字是什么？
[To capture and see what are your key this year? ]
报道全球 传播中国
羅志祥：虎：親愛的！我吻你,你感動嗎？
狗：哎呦喂呀 你吻我,我敢動嗎(!!!) tRJsSdc .
[Tiger dear! I kiss you, are you moved? < br > the dog iuv ah You kiss me, I dared to touch you (!!!) TRJsSdc.]
我〜就是我！不喜勿進！
阿花花酱：我们大部分的惶恐不安其实都源于发现自己真的什么都不会。
[Most of us fear comes from actually found himself really nothing. ]
一个卖衣服的girl，评论已关。公共平台：dululu。ins：unie。
薛凯琪：還有一點點我們就錄完了。celebrating with my banana @方大同
[There is a little we have done. Celebrating with my banana @ side datong]
工作聯絡電郵： mumianhua@gmail 新歌：十年後的我
曼联新闻：【全场-曼联-莱斯特城】北京时间月日点，赛季英超第轮，曼联做客皇权球场对阵莱斯特城。上半场姆希塔良奔袭破门打破僵局，伊布扩大比分。易边再战，姆希塔良助攻马塔锁定胜局。曼联最终-取胜，此役后，曼联积分继续排名第，距离第的阿森纳只差分。战报tRJFDwS
[Full - Manchester united - leicester city 】 【 Beijing time points, February nd season the first round of the premier league, Manchester uniteds stadium against leicester city imperial power. In the first half, tower good around break break the deadlock, zlatan ibrahimovic to expand the score. Easy side, again, to secure a good assists mata tower. Integral Manchester united - eventually win, after it, Manchester united continue to rank the first, from the first Arsenal only difference. The grand tRJFDwS]
不定时播报曼联新闻的微博，合作请私信。
衣锦夜行的燕公子：最近上海有个案子是杀妻然后在家藏尸三个月，没有分尸，很想知道家里有多大冰箱才能冷藏三个月的？要知道上海气温上个月还出现过摄氏度，像北方这种丢阳台是不可能了。普通人家中会有超市那种大冰柜吗？要不然一个普通冰箱是如何塞进一个一米六左右的女尸的。
[Recently, Shanghai has a case is to kill his wife and hiding the body at home for three months, not cent corpse, would like to know how big is the refrigerator to refrigerate for three months at home? Degrees Celsius, to know the temperature in Shanghai last month was seen as the north lost this balcony is impossible. Ordinary people at home will have that kind of big supermarket freezer? Or an ordinary refrigerator is to plug into a woman corpse of a meter around six. ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
屌絲打分蜻蜓隊長：#夜深推歌# 昨晚赵雷在节目上唱的《成都》把很多人唱到两眼发红，大概就是歌词勾起对自己青春爱情友情的一些回忆吧。没有高难度的唱腔，却足以打动人心，或许是民谣的魅力吧。赵雷－成都。希望也能唱进你的心坎。晚安 tRJgFIW .
[# # night driving song zhao last night on the show to sing the chengdu to sing a lot of people to the two eyes is red, is probably the lyrics recall some memories of her youth love friendship. Singing is not difficult, but enough to move people, maybe it is the charm of folk songs. Zhao - chengdu. Wish I could sing into your heart. Good night tRJgFIW.]
不酷
林小宅-：我正在申请微博认证，认证信息为“向日宅物创办人”。请@陈阿姨Tutu @卖JK的饼叔 转发此条微博帮我确认身份，多谢！！ tzOdcwh
[I am applying for microblogging certification, certification information for the founder of Japanese curtilage. Please @ JK cake uncle aunt Chen Tutu @ sell forward this weibo to help me identify, thank you very much!!!!! tzOdcwh]
♡淘宝店：向日宅物 🔑店铺号：
北美吐槽君：“出国七年和父母越来越疏远”
[Seven years abroad and parents increasingly alienated from]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系tucaojun@dealmoon】
神回复吐槽帝：[二哈]一个痛并快乐着的虐狗游戏。。。[拜拜]我一点都不羡慕！！！ tRJgnua
[[two ha] a pain and happiness with the abuse of game... [bynum] I dont envy!!!!!! tRJgnua]
爱吐槽~偶尔神回复~无节操P图~大脑洞段子~一只蛇精病的PO主~！
大脑切片：每天都在上演的三件事，晚上睡不着，早上起不来，后悔昨天睡的太晚。
[On three things, every day to sleep at night, morning dont come, sorry to sleep too late yesterday. ]
从伦敦到马德里。
不二大叔说：“可怜我们这些害羞的人，总被误会成高冷。 ”
[Have mercy on us the shy person, always be misunderstood into high cold.]
微信公众号：dashu 让思考更有效率，让时间更有价值。
我和渣男的狗血经历：“喜欢是放肆，爱是克制。” [心]
[Love is, love is restraint. [heart]]
你又在看我微博。合作QQ
我的电影图解：为了你，我可以变成你喜欢的样子。[心] tRqxCwsO
[In order to you, I can be like you like. [heart] tRqxCwsO]
人生漫漫，道远兮。闲暇时我就是你的最佳伴侣，这里各种口味图解都有，Please 抱紧我！！！合作请私信或Q我：
女流：我，很难过
[Im sorry,]
知名游戏解说女流 零食店chi.taobao 斗鱼房间douyu.tvnvliu
趣味贩卖机：#lifestyle# 藏在每个女孩心里的钻石梦
[# lifestyle# hidden in every girl heart diamond dream]
这是一个好玩儿的微博～
CP少女头像：人生%的乐趣来自于吃辣 剩下的%来自于嘲笑你的朋友不敢吃辣
[The fun of life % from the hot dishes The remaining % from the mock your friend cant eat spicy]
关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：
坏男人日志：♤
你的爱情最终还是败给了什么______________?
[♤ < br > < br > your love eventually lost to alarm? ]
别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ
韩国me2day：【naver blog】南韩小男生之间用一根小棒槌就能玩的很好系列~[笑cry] #朴智旻# #田柾国#
[】 【 naver blog with a small wooden stick between south Korean boy can play the very good series ~ [laugh cry] # # # # jimin field 柾 countries]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
星座爱情001：“有些事想开了，你就会明白，在这个世界上，你就是你，你痛，痛你自己，你累，累你自己，就算有人同情你，那又怎样，最后收拾残局的，还是要靠你自己。记住：有些人你可以期待，但不能依赖。每个人的泪都得自己擦！任何人也无法代替你自己！且行且珍惜！永远都不要高估了自己在别人心里的位置。”
[There are things like to open, you will understand that in this world, you are you, your pain, hurt yourself, are you tired, tired, even if some people sympathize with you, so what, finally, to pick up the pieces, or on your own. Remember that some people you can look forward to, but you cant rely on. Everyone have to wipe tears! Anyone cant replace you! And line and treasure! Never overestimate yourself in others the position of the heart. ]
星座达人，爱情感悟，时尚前沿！ | 合作QQ：
我的损友是个极品：握草，黑龙江农场惊现多斤大老鼠，围堵场面那叫一个惨烈啊！关键时刻还得看狗拿耗子！[摊手]tRxsiLI
[With grass, heilongjiang farm near jin of rats, containment scenes that call a bitter! The key moment still have to see the dog with a mouse! [stand hand] tRxsiLI]
私信我爆出损友的各种趣事吧！欢迎私信吐槽！【注：出于隐私来稿录用后均不会注明出处，如需@ 你请注明】
世界搞笑排行榜：卧槽！小哥，你这眼珠子都蹦出来了啊，吓老子一跳！[哆啦A梦吃惊]tRJPFoFh
[Oh, my gosh! Bug-eyed little elder brother, you this popped out, Lao tze a fright! [doraemon surprised] tRJPFoFh]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq
可爱宠物中心：麻麻，我们的窝有点挤了！
[Mommy, we nest is a little crowded! ]
这里是所有爱宠，爱心人士的集聚地，诚邀您来一起关注、爱护这些可爱的小动物！
Sai资源库：#设计秀# 街头大神的作品，刚开始真以为是随便画画的，到最后一个大写加粗的流弊！tRqRckdi
[# # street design show great gods work, just start really thought it was a draw, at the end of a capital bold evils! tRqRckdi]
每人都是绘画的小天才，只要不懒的话！（欢迎画师、画手投稿，请私信！）
一起神回复：#神回卧谈会# 帮粉丝问：在男朋友家的要求下我和男友订婚了，现在他家又反悔……他家条件好看不起我家，可是我和男友是真心的，我也不是为了他家的条件。我们该怎么办？
（原文没标点，所以我重新整理了一下，ps：各位投稿时请组织好语言，分段点上标点，不然大家看着费劲增加答题难度[微笑]）
[# # back to slumber will help fans asked god at the request of the boyfriend home her boyfriend and I are engaged, now his home again... His condition good cant afford my house, but her boyfriend and I are sincerely, I also is not to his condition. What shall we do? < br > (the original have no punctuation, so I rearrange and ps when you submit please organize language, punctuation, piecewise point otherwise everybody looked at difficult difficulties answering question [smiles])]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
痒气美少女：男友给我买了一件的衣服，
我反手扇了他一巴掌。
我抱定了和你一辈子的决心，而你却对我处处提防。[拜拜]
[My boyfriend bought me a pieces of clothes, < br > I watched his backhand, slap. < br > my determination to carve out for the rest of my life with you, and you are everywhere beware of to me. [bynum]]
我就是我，颜 射 不一样的我！！广告合作QQ联系：
电影图解师：安吉的《东北吃货进行曲》，萌到不行，一首能把人听饿的歌！贾乃亮宋小宝大长脸的《全世界都在说东北话》，“你瞅啥拥物啥，瞅你咋的想噶哈”，贼拉逗！哈哈哈，火到不行！[哆啦A梦微笑] tRxBR
[Angies version of northeast China march, sprout to no, a song can listen to hungry people! Smile Song Xiaobao big face anywhere in the world, said the northeast words, you see what hold things what at you why want to karma ha, a thief, funny! Ha, ha, ha, not to fire! [doraemon smile] tRxBR]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿！
纯良叫兽：还好我连喜欢的人也没有……[摊手]
[Ok I even dont have the like of the person... [stand hand]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你， 广告合作QQ联系：
时光放映机：跑向你
[Run to you]
TIME CINEMA——打開舊時光的放映機。
这微博笑死我了：最近看到那个新闻说一个男的眼睛可以凸出眼眶五厘米，今天看到视频了，这也太惊悚了，真怕他眼睛掉出来！tRJPuXNH
[Recently saw the news said that a man up five centimeters of protruding eyes can see video today, it is too scary, really afraid of his eyes fall out! tRJPuXNH]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
jasslime：#潜水抢红包被抓现行# 旁白君悄悄摸摸的上线抢了个红包被抓现行，旁白君还健
在……旁白君养了狗，还养了双份的[笑cry].....所以现在总要面对这些凶残的画面……至于王子大人，他显然是不屑和这些屁民同框的[哈欠]
[# # diving grab a red envelope caught narrator gentleman quietly touch of online grab a red envelope caught, narrator jun also health < br > in... Narrator you have a dog, but also has a doublelaugh cry... So now, total want to face these brutal picture... As for the princes adult, he is clearly with the fart people despise box (yawn)]
❤.Muffie. 萌物.❤.Barbie. 呆瓜.❤.Rommi. 贰货.❤......三只小坟蛋的欢乐生活.....%纯手工打造美图o(≧v≦)o
电影蜀黍：《鹿鼎记》里的这段对话，感觉就算过了几千年也不会过时。#电影精选片段# （转） tRfXrKf
[The deer and the cauldron in this dialogue, I feel even after thousands of years is never out of season. # # film selected fragments tRfXrKf (turn)]
收录电影,图解电影.
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