小野妹子学吐槽：
扫把星观赛日记第八天
重写思想汇报：首先向组织检讨，早上不应该说“水谷隼竟然会掉分”，应该说“水谷隼掉分是正常的”！不然不够尊重瑞典支部的同志！[允悲]
其次向组织检讨，日本女子拳击羽量级入江圣奈与菲律宾选手角逐，最终裁判判定入江胜利，日本四天来首金入账！
再次向组织检讨，观看日本对...全文： m.weibo
[Hoodoo diary on the eighth day < br > rewrite thought report first of all to organize review, morning shouldnt say water falcon would drop points, it should be said that the falcon water drop points is normal! A lack of respect or Sweden branch comrade! [allow sad] < br > the second review, the organization to Japanese women boxing bantamweight into Jiang Sheng nai and bid in the Philippines, eventually the referee decision into the rivers victory, Japans first gold booked four days! < br > to organization review again, watch Japanese for... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
冷笑话精选：
而且妈妈洗的还干净[跪了]@假装是郭碧婷男朋友每次在学校衣服洗不干净，第一件事就是给我妈打电话问怎么洗@狗逼前任别来看我微博：更奇葩的是我妈每次还嫌我洗衣液倒多了 她就倒一点点
[And mother wash clean] [kneeling @ pretending to be a biting guo boyfriend every time in the school clothes not clean, the first thing to do is to call my mom asked how wash @ dog former dont come to see me weibo more wonderful work is every time my mother has too much because Id she fell a little bit]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#国际奥委会称东奥未影响日本卫生系统#【国际奥委会：东京奥运未对日本卫生系统造成影响，将继续举办】#云观奥运#俄罗斯卫星通讯社月日消息，国际奥委会新闻处负责人马克·亚当斯表示，举办东京奥运会并未加重日本卫生系统的负担。
有日本记者问亚当斯，在东京据称有一半寻求医疗急救的居民无法得到及...全文： m.weibo
[# the international Olympic committee (ioc) said the east does not affect the Japanese health system # [international Olympic committee (ioc) Tokyo Olympic Games did not affect the Japanese health system, will continue to hold 】 # cloud view # Russian satellite news agency, the Olympic Games, the ioc said mark Adams, head of the press, host the Olympic Games in Tokyo did not increase the burden of the Japanese health system. < br > have Japanese reporter asked Adams, seek emergency medical allegedly half in Tokyo residents do not have access to and... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【河南#岁男孩自愿参与支援新乡物资搬运# ：长大想当兵，出点汗比打游戏强】月日，河南许昌。新乡受灾，许昌市郅庄村捐赠出吨面粉，岁男孩马东浩与朋友自愿参与搬运工作。村书记称小孩子都是自愿前来帮忙，孩子长大想当兵，提前来锻炼一下。马东浩表示，自己读年级，长大后想当兵，感觉出点汗...全文： m.weibo
[[# old boy voluntary support henan xinxiang materials handling # grow up to want to serve, sweat a point better than playing games] month day, xuchang, henan. Xinxiang affected, the authors ZhiZhuang village donate tons of flour, old boy xu hao voluntary handling work with friends. Secretary of the village said are volunteers to help children, children grow up to want to serve, to exercise the ahead of time. Xu hao said, oneself read grade, grew up to want to serve, the feeling is something sweat... The full text m. eibo]
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刘彦斌：
滴答滴答！[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈]
[Tick! [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] [ha ha] (ha ha)]
汽车之家：
#汽车之家全球汽车夜# 大家赶快点原博链接开始集车标吧[打call][打call][打call]
[# # the home of global car night everybody quickly began to set point of the old link logo it [playing call] [play call] [play call]]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
汽车之家：
#唱快[超话]# 摇滚还可以这么甜？@薛凯琪 的专属版《冠军》也太绝了！快来打开汽车之家App搜索“唱快”，唱出你的态度！ tAIzcnRV
[# sing fast [ultra words] # rock can also so sweet? @ the exclusive version of fiona sit champion is too perfect! Come and open the car home App search sing, sing your attitude! tAIzcnRV]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
【仅开了一天 #哈尔滨车展被叫停#】因疫情防控需要，第届哈尔滨国际车展仅开了一上午被叫停。原定于年月日至日在哈尔滨国际会展中心隆重举行的哈尔滨车展，汇聚个国家和地区的台国内外最新车型，为了疫情防控，哈尔滨车展延期举行！网友：堪称史上最快车展。tAIzto （...全文： m.weibo
[【 opened only # # Harbin auto show was called off 】 a day due to the need of the epidemic prevention and control, the first session of Harbin international auto show opened only one morning was halted. Due to (date) (month) (year) to day was held in Harbin international conference and exhibition center of Harbin auto show, convergence of countries and regions at home and abroad the latest models, in order to epidemic prevention and control, Harbin show postponed! Net friend is the fastest in the history of auto show. TAIzto (... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博搞笑排行榜：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
小浪同学爱吐槽：
月还能如期开学吗？多地最新通知汇总↓↓
[Month can start as scheduled? Much of the latest notice summary left left]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#奈雪的茶港股股价大跌#上热搜 网友：蜜雪冰城不香吗 】月日消息，奈雪的茶开跌.%，截至中午收盘报.港元，较招股价.港元“腰斩”，最新市值.亿港元。#奈雪的茶港股股价大跌#冲上微博热搜，引起网友广泛讨论。tAIztsek
[【 # nai snow tea Hong Kong shares # hot search on the Internet doesnt it sweet honey snow city 】 news, February nd nai snow tea fell open. %, as of the close at noon. Hong Kong dollars, the price. Hong Kong dollar by, the latest market value. Million Hong Kong dollars. # # nai snow tea Hong Kong shares on the microblogging hot search, caused extensive discussions. tAIztsek]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【多位老师和学生感染新冠！多地发布关于开学最新通知】截至月日时，南京疫情传播链延长到至少人、外溢至少个城市。梳理各地通报详情发现，其中有多位老师和学生。时值暑假，不少学生老师在假期外出旅游，这给秋季开学季疫情防控工作增添了不小的压力。月还能如期开学吗？多地最新通知汇总>>...全文： m.weibo
[The infection of a number of teachers and students new champions! More about opening the latest notice 】 as of February nd, nanjing outbreak was extended to at least one chain of transmission, spillover at least a city. Comb around bulletin details found that there are a number of teachers and students. When the summer vacation, many students to the teacher in the vacation traveling, epidemic prevention and control work of this to autumn season added a lot of pressure. Month can start as scheduled? Much of the latest notice summary > >... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#东京奥运金牌成本价约为元人民币#】根据国际奥委会的规定，奥运会的金牌其实并不是纯金的，而是镀金的银牌，镀金量至少为克纯金。东京奥运会每块金牌包含 克银和 克镀金，单从材质的价格上看，目前约合人民币多元。银牌为克的纯银材质，按照目前的银价约合人民币元。铜牌重约...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Tokyo Olympic gold cost is about RMB # 】 according to the regulation of the international Olympic committee (ioc), Olympic gold medal is not pure gold, but gold plated silver, gold-plated quantity at least as grams of pure gold. Each Tokyo Olympic Games gold medal contains grams of silver and gold plated, single look from the price of the material, currently about RMB yuan. Silver medal for grams of pure silver, silver is about RMB yuan in accordance with the current. The bronze weighing about... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# 【动力好麋鹿测试不佳 首测全新奇骏】全新奇骏无疑成为今年重点车之一，我们拿来两驱主销车型做全面测试，是否“三缸毁一切”先不急下定论。tAIzdzO tAIzdbs
[# # every test evaluating the power good elk poor test was first novel jun 】 all the whole novel jun has become one of the important car this year, we took two king pin displacement models for full test, whether under the three cylinder destroyed everything dont worry. TAIzdzO tAIzdbs]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
平安北京：
【#岁女孩上网课时遭电诈被骗元# 骗子：不转账父母要坐牢！】近日，苏州岁女孩小孔在用妈妈手机上网课时，一个陌生人加她好友。对方自称是某地警官，小孔父母涉嫌诈骗，账户已被冻结，要在分钟内解冻，否则其父母将坐牢。小孔赶紧按照要求先后给对方转账了多元。小孔的妈妈发现后报警。...全文： m.weibo
[【 # year-old girl online classes by electric cheat was tricked into yuan # liar dont transfer the parents want to go to jail! Recently, in suzhou year-old girl holes in mobile Internet classes with mother, a stranger with her friends. The other officer who claims to be somewhere, holes parents suspected fraud, account has been frozen, to thaw in minutes, otherwise the parents will end up in jail. Holes quickly according to the request has to transfer to the other party the multivariate. Holes mother discovered the police. . The full text m. eibo]
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