冷笑话精选：
？？？@表情bot这是期末周吧[doge]@可爱凯_我日………nm的…代入感狠强@今天也是边熬夜边养生我只会在上厕所的时候捧着手机傻笑[苦涩]是我不配
[????? @ expression bot this is the final week [doge] @ lovely kay _ I day...... Nm... The sense malicious strength @ today also stay up late while I can only in the toilet when holding a mobile phone silly smile is bitter, I dont deserve]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
中国东方航空：
再见！此后流亭再无飞机[泪]
[Good bye! Since liuting no aircraft [tears]]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
微博位置：
点击tAIVhw，查看更多此地微博！
[Click tAIVhw, weibo see more here!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
猫扑：
#苏炳添在奥运闭幕式上手机都没敢带#苏神真滴严肃认真，为了闭幕式能够更加专心举起国旗，让国旗在东京的赛场上飘扬起来，根本都没有带手机为自己记录下这一刻。 tAIcHoka
[# Su Bing added in the closing ceremony of the Olympic Games on mobile phone didnt dare to take # Sue god is very serious, in order to focus more closing to raise the national flag, let the flag flying in Tokyo, there are no bring mobile phones to record this moment. tAIcHoka]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作请联系微信：mopxmt
但斌：
@名校公开课bot高分纪录片：压力的真相，值得一看！[赞]
[@ famous universities public class bot high documentary the truth of the pressure, is worth a look! [who]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也按照汽车股这走势，起码销量增长%？弄啥哩？换下降！汽车股大泡沫啊！
[@ good Joe fields is also according to the auto stocks this trend, at least % sales growth? Get what? In fall! Carmakers big bubble!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@老曾阿牛小时候短期带过我的阿婆告诉我，她的丈夫就是在惠州东江行船上被鬼子枪杀的；我妈妈告诉我，她小时候经历了重庆万县大轰炸，家里被炸平了，幸好一家提前一天到乡下躲避，否则就没有她，也没有我。
[@ old ever pig short-term with as a child my grandma told me that her husband is in huizhou dongjiang sail was shot and killed the devil; My mother told me that she experienced as a child big bombing wanxian municipality of chongqing, had been blown up in the home, fortunately, a one day in advance to the countryside, or there will be no she, no me.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@SPAORT水疗运动功勋卓著，堡垒坚强。这样的接力棒，太难接了[笑cry]加油吧[打call]。从医超过年的刘院长现在卧推能到公斤，起跑新长征～～加油[打call][打call][打call]
[@ SPAORT spa movement beltran, strong fortress. The baton, difficult to meet the [laugh cry] cheer [call]. Over years of premier liu can bench press to kg now, start the new ~ ~ come on play call [] [play call] [play call]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
重点软件企业标准调整 部分互联网平台或难再享税收优惠tAIcgwdW
[Key software enterprise standard adjustment parts or difficult to enjoy the preferential tax tAIcgwdW Internet platform]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博位置：
点击tAiHulia，查看更多此地微博！
[Click tAiHulia, weibo see more here!]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
卢健生：
这……
[This......]
Z CAM 首席执行官
但斌：
赣锋锂业董事长李良彬深度解读锂行业技术现状及发展趋势tAIcdxO
[Chairman of jiangxi feng LiYe liang-bin tAIcdxO depth interpretation of lithium industry technology present situation and development trend]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 【冷知识！#为什么药片大多是白色# 因为主要是淀粉！】#药片多为白色只因%是淀粉#药片主要有两部分组成，第一部分是药品有效成分，第二部分是药用辅料。其中有效成分是发挥治疗作用的药物也叫主药。一般药片里的有效成分只有几毫克，主要都是辅料，其中有效成分和辅料之间的比例差不多...全文： m.weibo
[# # # the night big understand [cold knowledge! Why tablets is mostly white # because mainly starch!] # tablets are white because # % is starch tablets are mainly of two parts, the first part is medicine effective component, the second part is the pharmaceutical excipients. The effective ingredient is medicine is also called the Lord give play to the role of treatment. The effective components in the general tablets are only a few milligrams, mainly accessories, including the ratio between the effective components and auxiliary materials almost... The full text m. eibo]
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