冷笑话精选：
个人，不同年龄，不同职业，不同经历，不同的生活态度。他们有个性有态度，敢想敢做，不怕失败，不畏困难，勇敢做自己！就像@天猫国际 的品牌色天际紫一样，与众不同而释放无限魅力，突破边界而富有无限可能！和天猫国际一起展示自己独特的生活态度吧~#我就这样紫#
[Individuals, different ages, different careers, different experiences, different attitude to life. They have personality, dare to dare to do, not afraid of failure, not afraid of difficulties, brave to do yourself! Like @ Tmall international brand color of the sky the purple, distinctive and release the infinite charm, break through the boundary but full of infinite possibility! With Tmall international shows its own unique attitude toward life ~ # # I so purple]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
#怎样应对开学焦虑#【熊孩子的暑假：熊孩子不容易 熊妈妈也不容易[哈哈]】作业没做完，妈妈看着烦[委屈]熊妈：到底还有多久开学呀！#突如其来的开学# tAfRdjr
[# # how to handle the school anxiety [bear children summer it is not easy to bear a child mother bear is not easy to [ha ha]] didnt finish his homework, my mother looked at vexed [wrong] Xiong Ma exactly how much longer does it take to school! # # the sudden opening tAfRdjr]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
星巴克山东：
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星巴克咖啡公司成立于年，始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间，门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#苹果或上调iPhone系列价格#】据悉，苹果计划提高即将上市的iPhone系列的价格，以弥补其主要芯片供应商台积电涨价所带来的芯片成本上升，从而“减轻成本上升对其盈利能力的影响”。tAIYjuUs
[[# apple, or an increase in the price of the iPhone series #] it is understood that apple plans to raise the price of the forthcoming series of the iPhone, to make up for its main chip suppliers, TSMC prices brought about by the chip costs rise, thereby reduce costs on its profitability. tAIYjuUs]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#如果王家卫来拍西游记# 】
来源：@王左中右
tAIYTEl
[# # if wong kar-wai to journey to the west < br > < br > source @ king left right < br > tAIYTEl]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
李大霄：鲍威尔讲话不能改变美股高估事实 tAIYHnfv
[Li Daxiao Powell talk does not change U.S. stocks tAIYHnfv overestimate the facts]
小野妹子学吐槽：
从边缘小人物逆袭做主角的爽文剧情，谁会不喜欢！（甚至还会幻想是自己[doge]）“死侍”新片《失控玩家》完美实现你的想象，而且明天就能看了[耶]今年最爆笑的科幻巨制，NPC摇身一变成为盖世英雄，这就是最爽的“养成系”电影了吧！暑期的尾巴就需要看些又爽又好笑的，况且谁能拒绝小贱贱的魅力！彩蛋...全文： m.weibo
[Nobody from the edges of the counter attack do leading role of drama, who wouldnt like it! (maybe even fantasy is their [doge]) die shi film runaway players perfect implementation your imagination, and tomorrow will be able to see the [and] the most hilarious sci-fi extravaganza this year, the NPC has become heroes, this is the best part about form film! Summers tail will need to see some cool and funny, and who can resist the charm of small base base! Eggs... The full text m. eibo]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小野妹子学吐槽：
哈哈哈哈哈哈桥本环奈是LSP大叔实锤[doge] tAIYHWgB
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha hashimoto uncle rings are the LSP compaction hammer doge tAIYHWgB]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#怎样应对开学焦虑#【开学相关问题引人担忧：网曝温州一#学校不许带手机却卖手机给学生#】据@时间视频 消息：月日，浙江温州。网曝雁荡山旅游学校不让学生带手机，却卖手机给学生。视频中，多名学生家长排队，在工作人员指导下购买手机。日校长表示，学生会把手机集中起来统一保管，但没有足够人...全文： m.weibo
[# # how to handle the school anxiety [school related issues concern a net exposure wenzhou # schools are not allowed to bring mobile phones are sold to # 】 according to @ time video news February nd, in wenzhou, zhejiang province. Net exposure yandang mountain tourism school dont let students to bring mobile phone, but sold mobile phone to students. In the video, more students parents queued in under the guidance of the staff to buy mobile phones. The headmaster said, students focus your cell phone to keep unity, but there are not enough people... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
汽车之家：
#成都车展主场争夺战# 【#成都车展#探馆：疑似新款宝马系】成都车展即将在月日正式开幕，前方同事在中国西部国际博览城展馆内拍摄到了疑似新款宝马系。新车已于今天（月日）上市，共推出款车型，包括款标准轴距版与款长轴距版车型，售价.-.万元，新款车型主要在配置方面有...全文： m.weibo
[# # for chengdu auto show home 【 # # agent pavilion chengdu motor show suspected new BMW series 】 chengdu auto show will be officially opened on February nd, in front of colleagues in western China international expo city hall captured suspected new BMW series. New car has been on the market today (June ), a total of models, including standard wheelbase and long wheelbase edition models, price.. Ten thousand yuan, the main in the configuration of a new model has... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪汽车：
【果断开枪！河南一#男子连撞多车逃逸致民警开枪将其击伤#】月日，网曝河南南阳方城县一男子驾驶越野车连撞多车后逃逸，致多人受伤。日，方城警方通报，犯罪嫌疑人姬某歌驾车碰撞一辆出租车后逃逸，逃逸过程中又连续冲撞多辆车辆，致多车受损，名行人受伤。警方处警过程中，姬某歌拒不停车，并冲...全文： m.weibo
[【 decisive shoot! Henan a # man even ran more than car escape to police shot and wounded # 】 it month, net exposure of henan province nanyang fangcheng county after more than a man driving suvs even hit a car to escape, were injured. Mahjong layout, notified the police, the criminal suspect her escape after a song collision driving a taxi, and continuous collision more vehicles, in the process of escape to many cars damage, pedestrian injury. Police ChuJing process, a song to stop her, and rush... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：
【#小学生误引骗子进家长群骗钱# ：他要群二维码，说给我高级游戏账号】近日，山东德州。乐陵市丁坞镇一小学家长群，混进了一位冒充班主任的骗子，两位家长被骗。民警调查得知，是一名五年级学生小明为免费玩高级游戏账号，将妹妹班级家长群二维码分享给骗子。小明称，他所在班级家长群里面开启了“群...全文： m.weibo
[【 # pupil lured cheat into the parent group of cheat money # he will group of qr code, say to my senior game account 】 recently, shandong Texas. Laoling butyl dock town primary school parents group, to sneak into the pretend to be a teacher in charges fraud, two parents were duped. Police investigation that is a grade five student xiao Ming for free play senior account, share sister class parents group of qr code to cheat. Xiao Ming, said his class parents group opens the group of... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
【上海市消保委：《扫黑风暴》超前点播涉嫌捆绑销售 腾讯视频漠视消费者选择权】 上海市消保委《扫黑风暴》超前点播“按顺序解锁观看”，涉嫌捆绑销售，是对消费者选择权的漠视>> tAIYTYg
[[Shanghai disappear is protected appoint advance the anti-triad storm on suspicion of bundling tencent video ignore consumer empowerment 】 Shanghai disappear is protected appoint anti-triad storm on demand in order to unlock watch in advance, the suspected of bundling, disregard of consumer choice is > > tAIYTYg]
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