小浪同学爱吐槽：
【长沙后#警察护士夫妻抗疫一线过七夕#】岁的段旖亮是长沙市公安局特巡警支队的民警，妻子段洁是湖南省人民医院的护士。疫情防控以来，丈夫坚守岗位，妻子则主动请缨前往张家界支援。段洁说，往年七夕丈夫都会给自己送花或者DIY 手工礼物，今年七夕，两人已经约好了共同抗“疫”。...全文： m.weibo
[[changsha # police nurse couples fight disease a line after the Chinese valentines day # 】 age paragraph Yi bright is in changsha city public security bureau police patrol detachment, wife Duan Jie is hunan province peoples hospital nurses. Hold position since the epidemic prevention and control, husband, wife volunteered to zhangjiajie support. Duan Jie said that in previous years, Chinese husband will be sending roses to yourself or DIY craft gift, Chinese valentines day this year, two people already arranged together an epidemic. . The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#饲养员七夕为大龄黑猩猩全网征婚# 饲养员：它都到了当爷爷的年纪，还没找到媳妇】年七夕节到来，重庆永川乐和乐都景区的饲养员忙着给大龄雄性单身黑猩猩渝辉找对象，据了解，国内雌性的黑猩猩非常稀缺，乐和乐都景区虽然有雌性黑猩猩，但黑猩猩属于智商较高的物种，在择偶方面还考虑是否能对上...全文： m.weibo
[[# # the breeder qixi festival for older chimps tech-oriented matchmaking keeper it came when grandpas age, has yet to find a daughter-in-law 】 in Chinese valentines day is coming, chongqing yongchuan and music scenic spot of the breeder is busy to older male single chimpanzee chongqing hui find object, it is understood that the domestic female chimpanzees are very scarce, and music scenic spot despite females, but chimpanzees belong to high IQ of species, in terms of mating is also considering whether to... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
小热你这位辣哥看的很明白啊..[吃瓜]
[Small heat the spicy elder brother you see very understand.. [eat the melon]]
南方都市报：
【广州“微心愿·善暖万家”再次上线！步履不停探寻城市角落微心愿】年，由广州市民政局、广州市委网信办、广州市慈善会、南方都市报共同发起 “点亮微心愿”项目。项目关心帮扶全市低保低收入对象、困境儿童、留守老年人、特殊困难残疾人等困难群体户，受惠人次。今年，我们仍在路...全文： m.weibo
[[guangzhou micro wishes, good warm family online again! Walk constantly explore city corner micro wishes 】 in letter by guangzhou municipal civil affairs bureau, guangzhou municipal party committee network office, guangzhou charity, southern metropolis daily jointly launched light micro wish program. Project concerned about helping the poor, troubled children, left-behind elderly low-income object, special difficulties of difficult groups such as the disabled, thanks. This year, we are still on the road... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
#监控也能听到心碎的声音# 红包时间[doge] tAIiZLkQ
[# # monitoring can hear the voice of broken heart time [doge] tAIiZLkQ red envelopes]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小野妹子学吐槽：
四个字介绍一下你七夕夜的计划：______。
[Four words to introduce your plans for the Chinese valentines day night ______. ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#了不起的裴千户#宁靖城的七夕节，一场精心准备的告白正在上演！都说女人心海底针，直男送礼是个迷，让我们看看裴行海@高瀚宇 给明月奴@孟子义 送了什么七夕礼物吧~@了不起的裴千户 祝有情人终成眷属，期待与大家早日相见~
tAIizWl
[# # great pei swallowed NingJing qixi, confessions of a carefully prepared is unfolding! All say women seabed needle, straight men give gifts is a mystery, lets take a look at PeiXing sea @ Gao Han yu sent the moon slave @ Meng Ziyi what Chinese valentines day gift ~ @ great pei object may be well, jack shall have Jill, looking forward to meet at an early date with you ~ < br > tAIizWl]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#河南混检弱阳性人单检均为阴性#【灵宝市二院医院人核酸混检呈弱阳性，经单人单检结果均为阴性】据@三门峡发布 消息，最新情况通报：关于灵宝市疫情防控指挥部的第三号通告（名人员核酸检测呈弱阳性），经过第二次对人单人单检核酸检测，结果均为阴性， CT检测结果全部正常。
[# henan mixed inspection weakly positive one single inspection are negative for # 【 lingbao city people nucleic acids mix hospital hospital inspection shows weakly positive, the single single test results were negative for 】, according to @ sanmenxia released the latest briefing third notice about lingbao city disease prevention and control command (officers nucleic acid detection was weakly positive), after the second time of one single single nucleic acid detection, the results are negative, all normal CT test result. ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【动物也要过七夕！#七夕动物园大象给对象送花#[酸]】月日，江苏常州，淹城野生动物世界举办了一场有趣有爱的求婚仪式。此次婚礼主角是一对非洲象，有发情迹象，饲养员看它们每天都形影不离，相亲相爱，趁着七夕节为它们策划了本次求婚。求婚现场非洲象浪漫递花，园方称希望通过此次活动，祝愿有情...全文： m.weibo
[The animal is Chinese valentines day! # # Chinese zoo elephants sending roses to object [acid]] month day, jiangsu changzhou, yancheng wild animal world held a fun love courtship ritual. The wedding protagonist is a pair of African elephants, estrus, the breeder look together every day, they love each other, while Chinese valentines day for their planning for this proposal. Propose the African elephant romantic flower, the zoo said hope that through this activity, wishes of sentient beings... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
【温柔满城！广州七夕看“乞巧”】云游七夕，温柔满城！摆七娘、拜七娘、送七娘、书画、演出、市集.....月日晚，一起来云端七夕游，观看“·广州乞巧文化节”的在线直播吧。tAIizoP
[【 tender city! Guangzhou Chinese reading the needlework traveling festival, gentle city! Seven niang, seven niang, delivering seven niang, calligraphy and painting, performance, and fair... Come on Sunday night, Chinese tourism, and the clouds to watch, the needlework culture festival in guangzhou, live online. tAIizoP]
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平安北京：
七夕节，送你一份“法”式浪漫！
[Chinese valentines day, send you a method romantic!]
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新浪汽车：
【#华为获车辆涉水专利授权#】月日，华为技术有限公司“车辆涉水处理方法、装置及车辆”专利获授权。
该方法包括：若车辆的轮胎涉水，则车辆根据洼地数据库存储的洼地的数据信息在车辆的当前行驶方向上检测是否存在第一洼地的数据信息。若洼地数据库存在第一洼地的数据信息，则车辆根据第一洼地的...全文： m.weibo
[[# # huawei for vehicle wading licensing] month, huawei technologies co., LTD., vehicle wading processing method, equipment and vehicles patent authorized. < br > < br > the method includes if the vehicles tires wading, according to the vehicle depressions depressions of the data of database to store information on the current driving direction of the vehicle detection data information of the existence of the first depressions. If depression data information of database is the first depression, the vehicles according to the first depression... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
南方都市报：
【男孩不想找对象失联年，家长通过核酸检测找到踪迹】#郑州核酸检测找到失联年的孩子#月日，河南驻马店喻先生求助媒体：年月，家里想给儿子介绍对象，儿子强烈反对，随后儿子负气出走，四年间音信全无。这期间家人一直没有放弃寻找，近期郑州市全员做核酸检测，喻先生输入儿子的身份证号，...全文： m.weibo
[【 object boy dont want to get lost in years, parents find traces through the nucleic acid detection 】 # zhengzhou nucleic acid testing to find lost on children #, henan zhumadian Mr Yu turned to the media years, home to give son, the son is opposed, then the son just stubbornly, tidings all four years. Never give up looking for during this family, recent total do nucleic acid detection, zhengzhou city, the son of Mr Yu input id number,... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
有被安利到@勇敢且酷大湾区真的太有意思了，又有梗，业务水平有集体在线。很难不喜欢那一代的港星～
[Amway to @ brave and cool large bay was interesting, really have terrier, have collective online business level. It is hard not to like the generation of Hong Kong star ~]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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