2021年8月27日星期五

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冷笑话精选:
    #不放过任何机会凡尔赛# 领红包(不差钱) tAITl ​
[# # dont pass any opportunities of Versailles led red envelope (money) tAITl]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    【叮~宁的假期余额已不足】各位科幻迷小伙伴们这个假期有好好完成刷片KPI嘛~《#星际迷航#》《#神秘博士#》…等一大波经典科幻IP在#优酷海外剧场#等大家哦[喵喵]快来赶作业啦[偷笑]
tAIIorab ​

[Ding ning vacation balance has been insufficient 】 everybody science fiction fan friends this holiday has a good finish brush KPI ~ # # star trek Dr # #... Such a great classic science fiction IP in # # youku overseas theater when we oh [meow] come and catch homework. [laughing] < br > tAIIorab]

新浪汽车:
    成都车展虽迟但到,一起约在#这就是成都车展#[心]@旅游约吗 #这就是成都车展# #成都这里超好耍#再次去成都,因为真的好吃好玩~
[Chengdu motor show is late but that around together in the # # [heart] this is the chengdu motor show @ travel about it # # # this is the chengdu motor show more # again to chengdu, chengdu here because ~ really good fun]

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[Click tAITKsl, weibo see more here!]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #美食时刻#【豆腐皮糯米卷】[鼓掌] 松软糯香,真的超级nice[耶] 赶快学起来~ tAITGmp ​
[# # food moments [skin glutinous rice rolls] [applause.] soft waxy sweet, really super nice ~ tAITGmp [and] to learn]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #美食时刻#口感超好的凉拌猪蹄,清爽弹牙,酸辣开胃,好吃到词穷~tAITuIjl ​
[# # food moments it is super cold feet, relaxed and bullet tooth, hot and sour appetizing, poor ~ tAITuIjl delicious to the word]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

ZAKER:
    【#黑龙江一医生出诊时抽烟玩游戏# 把病人晾在一边】#医生出诊时抽烟玩游戏把病人晾在一边# 月日,黑龙江绥化。安达市医院一名医生上班期间玩纸牌游戏,左手夹着一支烟。视频中,有病人描述病情,但医生一直不予理会。日,安达市卫生健康局表示,事发后第一时间向病人道歉。目前正在开会研究处理...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # heilongjiang smoke play games when a doctor visits # hanging on the side of the patient 】 # doctor visits when play games smoke hanging on the side of the patient # month day, that is suihua in heilongjiang province. Anda hospital a doctor to work during the playing card game, left hand with a cigarette. In the video, describe the patient, but the doctor has been ignored. , anda health bureau, said after the incident in the first place to apologize to the patient. Is now in the meetings to study processing... The full text m. eibo]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

ZAKER:
    【我在抖音卖二手车,月入万】 不知从何时起,人们印象中“上不了台面”的车贩子,成了“月入 万、上不封顶”的高质量工作。 tAITxRU ​
[【 Im trill used car salesman, earning million 】 I dont know since when, in the people impression on the mesa CheFanZi, became uncapped on earning million, the quality of the work. tAITxRU]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #燕麦也产奶#看完这个视频,忍不住想吐槽: 这谁家孩子这么熊?这是谁家奶奶气质这么好? 这是谁家室友这么贴心? 重点是,这是谁家的燕麦这么能产奶?
[# # oat milk also watching the video, could not help but want to ridicule the young children bear so much? Who is this grandma so good temperament? Who is this roommate so sweet? The point is, who is this of oat so can produce milk?]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #成都车展主场争夺战# 【#成都车展#探馆:名爵MG ONE内饰曝光】成都车展即将在月日正式开幕,前方同事在中国西部国际博览城展馆内拍摄到了名爵全新SUV MG ONE的内饰,新车外观已经亮相一段时间了,内饰迟迟没有发布,这次成都车展也是它内饰的首次亮相。#这就是成都车展# ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # for chengdu auto show home 【 chengdu auto show # agent pavilion MG MG ONE interior exposure 】 chengdu auto show will be officially opened on February nd, in front of colleagues in western China international expo city hall took the interiors of the MG brand new SUV MG ONE, new car appearance has appeared for some time, interior delayed release, the chengdu auto show debut is also its interior. # # this is the chengdu motor show... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

平安北京:
    #践行重要训词精神# #授旗仪式一年来# 【直播预热】@平安北京 《我们这一年》系列直播,走进北京市公安局法医中心。今晚,我们带您走进北京市公安局法医中心,展示和揭秘法医工作中的真实场景。法医陈庆将为网友们介绍目前法医鉴定技术的高速发展,展示法医配合刑侦的高精尖技术和装备,介绍法医...全文: m.weibo ​
[Practicing spirit important precepts # # # trooping year # @ peace live preheating 】 【 Beijing live we this year series, entered the Beijing municipal public security bureau of forensic center. Tonight, we take you into the forensic center of the Beijing municipal public security bureau, show and reveal forensic work in the real scene. Forensic Chen Qing current forensic technology will be introduced to the netizens, the rapid development of present forensic with forensic advanced technology and equipment, introduce forensic... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

优酷:
    #反诈剧迷网# 网罪科全员帅气集结[酷] 币公子狼狈被捕[二哈] 张慧@高海寧 忆起与丈夫的甜蜜婚礼,但现实是“相爱容易相处难”,只有“慧质兰心”姐妹甜甜甜[偷笑] 对比之下阿轩实惨[苦涩],落入黑社会手中,能否逃出生天?更多精彩案件、甜虐CP,周一至周五点#优酷港剧场#等你来! ​​​​
[# crimes against fraud fans net # net section full handsome gathered [cool] currency childe mess was arrested two ha] [zhang hui @ ling recall the sweet wedding with her husband, but the reality is love easy to get along with difficult, only hui qualitative orchid heart sisters, sweet, sweet [laughing] in contrast, porch real miserably (bitter), went down to the underworld, whether escapes? More wonderful, sweet CP case, from Monday to Friday point # # youku Hong Kong theatre waiting for you! ​​​​]

南方都市报:
    #赵薇接连退出多家公司#【#赵薇接连退出多家公司实控人#[思考]】企查查APP显示,近日,赵薇%控股的北京普林赛斯文化传播有限责任公司退出多家公司股东行列,最近退出的一家公司为上海同童欣文化传播有限责任公司,该公司实控人由赵薇变更为魏启颖。据悉,普林赛斯为赵薇旗下演出经纪公司,签约张哲瀚...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # zhao wei have to withdraw from several companies [zhao controls people have dropped out of the many companies # [thinking]] companies check the APP shows that recently, zhao wei plumstead common lindsay % holding Beijing culture communication co., LTD from several companies shareholders, recently quit the company in Shanghai with alina culture communication co., LTD., the company controls for Wei Qiying by zhao wei changes. It is understood that lindsay, as zhao weis performance brokerage company, signed Zhang Zhehan... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    #践行重要训词精神# #授旗仪式一年来# 此刻,我们带您走进北京市公安局法医中心,展示和揭秘法医工作中的真实场景。法医陈庆将为网友们介绍目前法医鉴定技术的高速发展,展示法医配合刑侦的高精尖技术和装备,介绍法医目前的技术鉴定水平和科技检验成果。直播已开始。 tAITuzF ​
[Practicing spirit important precepts # # # # trooping to a year at the moment, we take you into the forensic center of the Beijing municipal public security bureau, show and reveal forensic work in the real scene. Forensic Chen Qing current forensic technology will be introduced to the netizens, the rapid development of present forensic with forensic advanced technology and equipment, introduce forensic ones current level of technical appraisal and inspection of science and technology achievements. Live has begun. tAITuzF]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    【#B站入股极氪汽车#五家生态伙伴投资极氪 投资总额为亿美元】吉利汽车在港交所公告,于年月日,极氪智能科技与五名投资者订立购股协议,据此,该等投资者同意向极氪智能科技认购及购买,而极氪智能科技同意向该等投资者发行及配发合共,,股Pre-A系列优先股,总代价为,,...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # B stand in extremely extremely krypton car # five ecological partners investment krypton. With total investment of usd $] geely automobile in the Hong Kong stock exchange announcement, on (date) (month) (year), extremely krypton intelligent technology with five investors purchase agreement, on this basis, the investors such as agreed to subscribe and buy to krypton extremely intelligent science and technology, and krypton intelligent technologies agrees to such investors and issued with an aggregate, and shares the Pre - series A preferred stock, total cost, and... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

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