冷笑话精选：
在学校最舒服@表情bot真的每天都在挨骂[泪]@草莓波波益菌多我睡觉我妈天天骂我懒，我出门我妈骂我整天不着家[跪了]@我特么又懒别骂了 在做家务了[悲伤]
[Most comfortable @ expression bot really every day at school in scolded @ strawberry bobo beneficial bacteria much tears, I sleep my mother every day scold I am lazy, I cant go out my mom scold me all day home] [kneeling @ dont scold me, lazy in doing housework [sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
必须看到最后……@来去之间[doge]
[Have to see the last... @ come and go between [doge]]
Z CAM 首席执行官
汽车之家：
靠谱、好看、有型、有气场，还出众，这样的完美爱“擎”千万别错过！第三届#汽车之家全球汽车夜#再度来袭！一元秒杀车，全场不刹车，超级大锦鲤，原来就是你！月日， 湖南卫视，汽车之家APP全程直播！ tAIIZUe
[By spectrum, good-looking, type, aura, also, such a perfect love with dont miss! The third # # home of global car night come again! One yuan seconds kill car brake, the super big brocade carp, the original is you! Month day, hunan satellite TV, home of cars will be broadcast live across the APP! tAIIZUe]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白# 【雷电防范】雷雨天气时，你有试过在户外撑伞走路或者打电话吗？关于雷电的一些风险，快看视频来了解。
tAVKQbQ
[# # the night big understand thunderstorm weather, thunder and lightning prevention 】 【 have you tried in the outdoor umbrellas walking or make a phone call? Some risk of lightning fast watch video to understand. < br > tAVKQbQ]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#意外发生心搏骤停，～分钟后会造成患者脑部和其他重要器官不可逆的损害。 因此，有效实施心肺复苏是救命的关键。如何进行心肺复苏？这是每个人都该掌握的急救技能！
tEvUEX
[# # the night big understand accident occurred cardiac arrest, ~ minutes can cause patients irreversible damage to the brain and other vital organs. Therefore, the effective implementation of cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is the key to help. How to do CPR? This is everyone should learn first aid skills! < br > tEvUEX]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
ZAKER：
#深夜ZAKER# 人和人之间，百分之九十的理解都是误解吧。——吴青峰
[# ZAKER# between person and person is in the middle of the night, with ninety percent of understanding is a misunderstanding. - greeny]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#年轻人有多反感酒局文化# 真的就是很不喜欢，应该有不少年轻人和我一样的吧？大家在饭桌上遇见劝酒的一般会怎么拒绝？[裂开][裂开][裂开] #晚安家人#
[# # how young people dislike bureau of wine culture is really dont like it, there should be a lot of young people like me? Everyone at the table refused to meet vomiting-inducing toasts typically? Split split split [] [] [] # # good night family]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
冷笑话精选：
越来越秃了[跪了]@屁话大王第一名黑眼圈越来越重 身体越来越容易累 皮肤变差的时候 意识到不能熬夜了@芝士奶盖双重奏道理全都懂，却依旧老失眠……
[More and more bald] [kneeling @ bullshit king first black rim of the eye is getting heavier and heavier body more and easily realize the tired skin becomes poor cant stay up late @ cheese milk cover double play is known to all, is still the old insomnia...]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
【最新！#北海一渔排侧翻已致人遇难#】据广西海事局消息：月日上午，广西北海市营盘镇白龙水域发生一起渔排侧翻事故，截止发稿前，已致人遇难。
月日上午时许，北海海上搜救中心接转来群众报警称，在广西北海市营盘镇白龙水域发生一起渔排侧翻，有人员伤亡。广西海上搜救中心于时分启动...全文： m.weibo
[The latest! # north sea fish raft rollover has cause people have been killed in # 】 according to maritime safety administration of guangxi on Sunday morning, the passengers yingpan town in guangxi bailong waters a fish raft rollover accident happens, as of the time, has died. < br > < br > date of PM in the morning, the north sea transportation to the alarm call, maritime search and rescue center camp town in guangxi white dragon fish raft rollover waters, there are casualties. Maritime search and rescue center in guangxi in at the start... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
这个是真的@睡不着图书馆是家里的味道！@故事馆长妈妈的身上也是香香的@阿莫学长妈妈做的饭也更好吃哈哈@豆瓣酱bot是的，甚至每次我妈都觉得我洗衣液倒多了，她就倒一丢丢[裂开]
[This is really the @ sleep library is the taste of home! @ story, curator of the mothers body is sweet sweet @ amor senior mother do meal also better to eat ha ha @ bean paste bot yes, even my mother every time feel more I laundry detergent, she fell a diu diu [crack]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
热点新闻：
西方媒体何时才能摘下有色眼镜[怒]
[When the western media can remove blinkers [anger]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【株洲一男子遭雷击身亡 事发前当地发布雷电黄色预警信号】#湖南一男子被雷击身亡#月日，湖南株洲，网曝龙升社区一男子被雷击中身亡。云龙示范区管委会工作人员称，事发时左右，死者为男性，年龄约多岁。目前，公安部门已介入处理。株洲市气象台日时分发布雷电黄色预警信号，预计芦淞区、荷...全文： m.weibo
[[a man killed by lightning in zhuzhou, the former local release lightning yellow warning signal 】 a man was killed by lightning #, # hunan, hunan zhuzhou, net exposure to loosen the community was killed a man being struck by lightning. Yunlong demonstration zone management committee staff, said at the time, the dead for the male, aged about more. At present, the public security department has involved in processing. Zhuzhou city meteorological station at the release of lightning yellow early warning signal, estimated LuSong zone, lotus... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【紧急救援！#女子被劝生二胎后无人管欲轻生#】近日，河南平顶山，一女子酒后将家门反锁，坐在空调外机上欲跳楼，消防迅速展开营救。据了解，女子今年岁，已是个孩子的母亲，因孩子抚养问题与丈夫发生争吵。此前家人要求她生二胎，如今却没人管，情绪激动想要轻生。随后，女子姐姐在对其进行心理疏...全文： m.weibo
[【 emergency! # woman no one tube to suicide after being advised to have two children # 】 recently, pingdingshan, henan province, a woman drunk the door locked, sitting outside air conditioning machine to jump off a building, fire rescue rapidly. It is understood that the woman years old this year, have a childs mother, for children have quarrels with her husband. The family asked her to have two children, but now nobody tube, emotional want to suicide. Then, womens sister in carries on the psychological dredging... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选：
社恐人士必备了@蹦跶上天我真的谢，，、@第封信_SC救我的命@耶耶耶小李最棒熟读并并背诵@ThSolart好东西 马了
[Clubs could people essential @ scampering I really thank god,,, @ _SC saved my life the first letter @ earphones xiao li read and recite @ ThSolart best good horses]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【谢谢你！#岁女孩跳舞致谢医护人员# 】#平凡的英雄# 近日，河南郑州一岁小女孩为上门做核酸检测医护人员跳舞致谢的视频走红网络。视频中，小女孩穿着白色上衣，灰色蛋糕裙，背对着镜头，给站在门口的两名医护人员跳舞致谢。医护人员表示，特别感动！@人民视频 tAIqak
[【 thank you! Thank # year-old girl dancing paramedics # 】 # # ordinary hero recently, henan zhengzhou one year old little girl do nucleic acid testing for the door staff thank dancing video popular network. In the video, the little girl in a white coat, gray cake skirt, back to the camera, to stand at the door of two nurses to dance. Medical staff says, special touched! Peoples video @ tAIqak]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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