2021年8月11日星期三

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冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈科二满分@表情bot草,洗衣机都比我会倒!@陶陶星仔我认识它,科目二考试的时候在我前面一辆车[doge]@可爱凯_人家明明是侧方停车
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha two full mark @ expression bot grass, washing machines are better than I will pour! @ some ceramic chow stars I know it, when the subject two test in front of me a car [doge] @ lovely kay _ people clearly is a side parking]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

元气满满新沐瞳:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    雷军年度演讲全文:这些年经历的艰难选择tAItpLP ​
[Lei jun the annual speech in full hard choices tAItpLP experience over the years]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

平安北京:
    【“咸猪手”“偷拍狼”[怒]#杭州警方拘留名地铁色狼#】入夏以来,杭州地铁发生多起侵犯隐私案、猥亵案。杭州公安开展“打狼”专项行动,严打“咸猪手”、“偷拍狼”。月底至今,杭州地铁警方共办结猥亵、侵犯隐私案件,依法拘留人。据了解,“咸猪手”多在拥挤车厢内作案,“偷拍狼”则利用自...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 groping candid Wolf [anger] # # police detained in hangzhou metro Wolf] since summer, hangzhou subway dozens of invasion of privacy case, molestation case. Hangzhou public security to carry out the Wolf special action, strike hard groping, candid Wolf. Up to now, the end of hangzhou metro police were transferred to molestation, invasion of privacy case, detained in accordance with the law. It is understood that groping in a crowded car crime, candid Wolf with the... The full text m. eibo]

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小米手机:
    小米秋季发布会新品大汇总:
小米MIX |定价¥起 探索·未来全面屏
小米平板 |定价¥起 灵感,一触即发
小米电视 大师″|定价¥起 年度高端OLED屏幕
小米电视 |定价¥起 年轻人的第一台OLED电视
小米音响 Sound|定价¥ Harman调音的高端智能音箱
CyberDog 仿生四足机器人|米粉...全文: m.weibo ​

[Millet new autumn conference summary < br > millet MIX | pricing selections up, explore the future, < br > millet full screen plate | pricing selections inspiration, explosive television master | < br > millet pricing selections on annual premium OLED screen | < br > millet TV pricing selections on young peoples first OLED TV < br > millet stereo Sound | pricing selections Harman tuning of high-end speakers < br > CyberDog bionic quadruped robot | rice noodles... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #深夜大明白#【#AED该如何使用#转存!关键时刻能救命![话筒]】#北京各学校需至少配置台AED# 心脏骤停抢救黄金时间为分钟,救治猝死病人时,一分钟内使用AED(自动体外除颤仪),病人存活率能高达%。戳视频↓多一个人学会,就可能多救一条人命!tAigyKIB ​
[# # # the night big understand 【 AED how to use # archived. A critical moment can help! [microphone]] # Beijing schools at least configuration platform AED# cardiac arrest rescue prime time for minutes, treating sudden death patient, one minute using AED (automated external defibrillation apparatus), the patient survival rate can be up to %. Poke video left one learns to more, can save a life! tAigyKIB]

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汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#有哪些东西是“我妈觉得好看”,但我却不忍直视的? ​​​​[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单] ​
[# # good night family what is my mother felt good, but I could not bear to look straight? Isnt a simple [is not simple] [] [] are not simple]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 交朋友应该是为了要让人生过得更好,如果交了朋友却反而心情会变差的话,这个朋友应该就不要交了。——蔡康永 ​​​​
[# ZAKER# friends should be in the middle of the night to make life better, instead, the mood will be bad if made friends, the friend should be, do not have to pay. - definetely]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

猫扑:
    【媒体报道吴亦凡涉嫌在洛杉矶强奸未成年女粉丝】据@美国侨报网 南加州橙县华人律师王婧日证实,加拿大华裔明星吴亦凡几年前来洛杉矶“选妃”时,涉嫌与一名未成年的中国小留学生发生了性关系,该名小留学生现已成年,她日前找到王律师,提出要对吴亦凡进行民事诉讼的想法,此案目前还在核实阶段,王...全文: m.weibo ​
[The media reported that wu queer alleged rape young female fans in Los Angeles 】 according to @ us qiaobao net of southern Californias orange county Chinese lawyer Wang Jing day confirmed that the Canadian Chinese star wu picking up brides queer for years to come to Los Angeles, in connection with an underage little Chinese students had sex, the young students are adult, she has found the king lawyer, put forward the idea of civil litigation to the queer wu, the case is still in the verification phase, the king... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车:
    #车迷夜聊# “PPT”造车的时代过去了?还是刚刚开始?#恒大考虑出售恒大汽车# ​
[# # fans night chat PPT the era of building cars in the past? Or just beginning? # # Evergrande considering selling Evergrande car]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑:
    亚利桑那州一对夫妻前两天惊喜地发现:一对山猫母子来到他们家的屋顶,旁若无人地嬉戏打闹……玩到中途,猫妈忽然发现房内似乎有人在看它们,便走过来凑到窗边,好奇又有点小紧张地往里看……屋主夫妻十分紧张,怕惊扰到它们,也不敢做出太大动静……看了一会儿之后,猫妈便带着崽崽离开了[awsl]...全文: m.weibo ​
[Arizona couple is surprised to find that two days ago a pair of the bobcats mother and son came to the roof of their house, play combat like no ones watching... Midway through the play to the cat mother suddenly found the room seemed to someone looking at them, they came to the window, curious to see and a little nervous... Homeowners couples is very nervous, afraid to drive them out, also dare not to make too much noise... After watching for a while, the cat mother was left with little pups [awsl]... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    #广东后D游戏中还原潮州府衙#【广东后D游戏中还原潮州府衙,穿越时空感受昔日辉煌】广东潮州后小伙陈泽林和团队,耗时半年在D游戏中还原明清时期的潮州府衙模型。模型以潮州古城地图为依据建模。明清时期潮州府衙是历史上“一府管九县”的标志性建筑。目前,陈泽林和团队已在游戏中还原了潮州...全文: m.weibo ​
[# D game after reduction tide guangdong state official # [guangdong D game after reduction tide state official, across time and space to feel its former glory 】 after guangdong chaozhou guy Chen Zelin and team, take half a year in D game reduction tide state official model of Ming and qing dynasties. Model based on chaozhou city map. During the Ming and qing dynasties of state official is a mansion tube nine county in the history of landmark building. At present, Chen Zelin and the team has been in the game reduction chaozhou... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    @睡不着图书馆深以为然@故事馆长每个朋友都只参与我人生的一部分@阿莫学长是这样的@豆瓣酱bot初中朋友聊明星八卦,高中朋友聊人生理想未来抱负,大学朋友聊考研就业[允悲]
[Deep impressed @ @ sleep library curator every friend only take part in the story is a part of my life @ amor senior such @ bean paste bot junior high school star gossip friend chat, chat friend from high school life ideal future ambitions, college friend chat ones deceased father grind the employmentallow sad]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#雷军年后回击苹果嘲笑#:小米超苹果全球销量第二】月日,在#雷军年度演讲#暨小米秋季新品发布会上,小米集团董事长雷军表示,年在世界互联网大会乌镇峰会上,曾被苹果高级副总裁嘲笑小米很难超越苹果。现在小米已经做到了,全球销量第二,超越苹果。tAItaPeT ​
[【 laugh at # # lei jun back after apple millet super apple global sales second] month day, in the # # lei jun annual speech autumn new product release and millet, millet, chairman of lei jun said that year at the world summit on the Internet congress wuzhen, was laughed at by apple, senior vice President of millet is difficult to go beyond the apple. Millet has done now, global sales second, beyond the apple. tAItaPeT]

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