相声演员高峰：
饿[悲伤]
[Hungry [sad]]
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台词先生：
有哪些憨憨文案可以让你稳居 pyq 圈沙雕C位？[喵喵]
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小时候偷吃了一板布洛芬，被我妈发现了狂打我。笑死，根本不痛。
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为什么隔夜水不能喝，早上的水下午却能喝，不都是八个小时吗？也许是因为夜晚有一种毒，我知道了，是孤独。
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下雨没带伞，我抬头讲了我的情感经历，老天爷顿时无雨。
[What are the han han copywriting allows you to comfortably pyq circle sand C? [meow] < br > < br > < br > < br > when I was young ate a plate ibuprofen, was my mom found crazy hit me. Smile dead, root pain. . < br > < br > < br > < br > why cant the overnight water to drink, can drink the water in the afternoon and in the morning is not eight hours? Maybe its because at night there is a poison, I know, is lonely. . < br > < br > < br > < br > the rain didnt bring umbrella, I looked up about my emotional experience, heaven suddenly no rain. < br > < br >]
请将你的故事编辑成文字，我会把它烙印于此。最出乎意料，最感人肺腑的故事，将会在这里浮现……合作QQ联系：
田浩Ty：
一直不太能适应视频弹幕，觉得是干扰。今天打开看了一会，只觉得有些电影弹幕对演员外貌评价太刻薄了，尤其是女性演员。估计演员本人看到会很难过吧。
[Have been less able to adapt to video barrage, feel is interference. Today opened it for a while, just like some movie barrage of actor appearance is too harsh, especially female actors. Estimate actor I see will be very sad. ]
华尔街见闻APP：
美国当前财年前个月预算赤字超过万亿美元。（来自华尔街见闻APP）
[A month before the current fiscal year budget deficit over trillions of dollars. (APP) from Wall Street experiences]
华尔街见闻是中国领先的金融信息和商业资讯提供商，首创金融信息和商业资讯“实时”模式，重要信息秒级推送，为用户提供资讯、数据、行情、研究和社区等服务，*小时全年不间断
萌宠部落格：
我的手手是你想牵就可以牵的吗 #萌宠部落格# tAtHnTK
[My hands are do you want to make accommodations can lead # # tAtHnTK pets blog]
商务合作请私信！ 欢迎喜欢萌宠的小可爱们关注哦！
文案帖：
点赞转发，接下来的日子你会：
[Thumb up forwards, the next day you can]
大型文案基地，欢迎关注哦！
佛爷加持祈福：
见佛许个愿， 无比灵验 。 #许愿微博# tAAECuYY
[See the Buddha make a wish, extremely efficacious. # # weibo tAAECuYY vows]
祝愿天下人们幸福平安快乐 佛慈大师VX：
煮妇志：
油茶麻花是西安必吃的早餐之一！#不可辜负的美食##向往的美食#@微博美食 @微博热视频 tAtHnKVR
[Differential twist is one of the xi an will eat breakfast! # do not live up to what our gourmet # # desirable food # @ micro feed leung @ weibo hot video tAtHnKVR]
我的厨房我做煮。
蠢狗视频集：
夫妻不同心，结果就是悲剧了#萌宠部落格# tAtHnkfA
[A couple different heart, the result is a tragedy # # tAtHnkfA of pets blog]
毛孩子是我的快乐源泉，比得了人心，很温暖
一句触碰心弦的话：
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知世故而不世故，处江湖而远江湖。
人情冷暖已看透，赤子之心永不丢。
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[< br > to know world but not sophisticated, rivers lake and rivers lake. < br > human has been through the changes in temperature, pure heart never lost. < br >]
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芯話：
年轻就该多努力挣钱
心情不好就拿钱撒气
买包买鞋买衣服买冰淇淋吃小龙虾
想干啥干啥
就算被人抛弃
各种糟心的事儿一齐撞上
起码还可以安慰自己
至少我还有钱
[Young how should work hard to earn money < br > the mood is bad to take money out on < br > buy package to buy shoes to buy clothes buy ice cream to eat small lobster < br > to whatever < br > even if abandoned < br > all vexed thing hit < br > together at least also can comfort myself < br > at least I got some money]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎，句句是心声！投稿合作QQ：
几米漫画情：
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最近特别喜欢的一句：
我用真心待你，但不执着于你。
活在缘分中，而非关系里。
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[< br > recent favorite < br > I use sincerely to you, but dont cling to you. < br > live in love, but not in the relationship. < br >]
迷宫般的城市，让人习惯看相同的景物，走相同的路线，到相同的目的地；习惯让人的生活不再变化。投稿合作QQ：
美食天天见：
小朋友最爱的披萨，做法特别简单！ #美食天天见[超话]# tAtHnEL
[Childrens favorite pizza, is very simple! # # food every day to see [ultra words] tAtHnEL]
营养美食，吃遍中国！
香菇_比武招鸡腿：
#山河令[超话]# [心]#山河令#
手机拍总觉得有点怪怪的，老温实际上要好看许多呀[笑cry]
睡了睡了，总算肝完了。
明天晚上继续搞别的！
[# # was the words [over] [heart] # # was made < br > phone always feels a bit funny film, c.w actually so many ah [laugh cry] < br > sleep sleep, finally the liver was finished. < br > continue to anything else tomorrow night! ]
LSP，脾气极差，素质极低，未成年人禁止关注
高三联考答案：
#在微博过寒假# 请告诉孩子，为什么必须要上大学？这是我见过最好的回答。不就是曾经用手
[# # in weibo for winter vacation please tell children, why must go on to college? This is the best answer Ive ever seen. Is it not once by hand]
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999封情话：
送给年经人的句话：.不求与人相比，但求超越自己。.宁愿为自己做过的后悔，也不愿为自己没做的遗憾。.与其用泪水悔恨昨天，不如用汗水拼搏今天。.选择自己所爱的，爱自己所选择的。.这一秒不放弃，下一秒就会有希望。.我们有什么好怕的，我们来到这个世上，就没打算 着回去！
#新星V计划#
[For years by the mans words dont beg compared to people, but beg beyond himself. . Would rather do regret for themselves, rather than for himself didnt do regret. Instead of using the tears remorse yesterday, as with sweat hard today. . Choose your love, love what you choose. Dont give up, the second next second will have hope. We have what good afraid of, we came to this world, havent planning to go back! < br > # # nova V plan]
人生的长河-：
#为然——[超话]#人之痛苦来源于贪心与执念。贪心于物质的索取和享受，贪恋于欲望的满足于发泄。执着一些事，一些自己醉心而在他人看来毫无意义的事；执着一段情，一段有缘无份刻骨铭心的不了情。
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[For # - [ultra words] # of peoples pain comes from greed and obsession. Greedy in material demand and enjoy, the satisfaction of desire to desire to vent. Attached some things, some of my while in others it seems meaningless; Persistent period of love, a decree by destiny without a profound affection. < br > < br >.. ]
#为然心语#超级话题主持人，不入群，不私聊，请朋友们谅解❤
钟强欠就是金中水又良：
#钟汉良[超话]#超点看完，只能睡三个多小时了。。。。侯爷心疼死我了。。。能不能一次点完[跪了][跪了][跪了][跪了]@钟汉良
[# orea [ultra words] # super points finish see, sleeping more than three hours... The duke love the shit out of me... Can you finish a point] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling] [kneeling @ wal]
钟汉良是底线，越界者江湖不见。
晚柠_ss：
#锦心似玉#我真的是 一边看一边骂 我昨天刚把小说补完，今天就看到了这个改编…编剧有病吧…一把剪刀能把一个武艺高强，带兵打仗的侯爷搞成重伤三天下不了地，然后勉强能走了就去灾区[拜拜]这个剧情 我真的不知道该如何吐槽 …我服了，别人追妻火葬场，到罗这里追夫火葬场了？？？？？
[# # kam heart like jade I really see while scold me just finished mending the novel yesterday, today saw the adaptation... The writers sick... A pair of scissors to a martial arts high strength, plotting the duke of war make seriously injuring three world is not the land, then can barely go to the disaster area [bynum] this drama I really dont know how to make fun... I took, others wife crematorium, chase to luos crematorium????? ]
✨吃饱穿暖 有爱不慌✨🌸✨你身上有光 我抓来看看✨此生无悔入华夏 来生还是种花家🇨🇳【无比钟爱磕cp】 罗云熙姜贞羽袁冰妍赵露思龚俊任柯诺
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