冷笑话精选：
[抱一抱]@表情bot呜呜呜温柔的人太美好啦[泪]@蒋丞丞同学艹 来个“人贩子”逮我就现在@我哭得好大声_lyq救命好温柔的姐姐啊啊啊啊，啊啊
[[embrace a embrace] @ expression bot meowed too good the meek @ Jiang Chengcheng classmate acutely tears came to a trafficking catch me just now @ me cry loudly _lyq help good gentle sister ohoo, sigh]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
我周末也非常忙！[握手][作揖]@宽见鱼老板 你怎么周末老出差
[I also very busy at the weekend! [shake hands] [bowing] @ wide fish boss see you how old on a business trip this weekend]
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但斌：
以后，我们要靠本事赚钱了——作者 刘润tAchTvt
[Later, we must depend on the ability to make money - the author Liu Run tAchTvt]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
新摄影网：
【索尼即将发布FE mm F. GM镜头】据爆料，索尼即将发布FE mm F. GM全画幅无反镜头，该款镜头最小光圈为F。此外，目前尚不清楚该款镜头的具体发布日期。
[【 SONYs upcoming FE mm f. GM lens 】 according to fact, SONYs upcoming FE mm f. GM full-frame no lens, the lens minimum aperture of F. In addition, it is unclear whether specific release date of the lens. ]
全球影像资讯、数码相机新闻、实用摄影教程...
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白#动物能被催眠吗？其实真的可以！有趣的知识又增加了吧~tAcvrG
[# # the night big understand animals can be hypnosis? In fact can really! Added ~ tAcvrG interesting knowledge]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#深夜大明白#你知道吗？每片雪花中都写着宇宙的规律~自然的秘密投射在万物之上！ tAchAjl
[# # the night big understand you know? Each snowflake in a book written within and on the laws of the universe - the secret of the natural projection on everything! tAchAjl]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷：
#山河令# 即刻起到月日点，快去《山河令》集大结局中寻找到这张合影，截图评论并转发此微博，将有机会获得主创签名照（共张）及优酷会员月卡（共张），月日，期待我们与阿絮@张哲瀚疯子 和老温 @龚俊Simon 在@快乐大本营 不见不散～ tAchOhlt
[# # was made immediately rise to June points, go to the mountains and the set in the finale to this piece of picture, capture comments and forward this weibo, will have the opportunity to get autographed creator (zhang) and youku membership card (zhang), month, day, looking forward to our flocculant with @ Zhang Zhehan madman and c.w @ Gong Jun Simon in @ happy camp be there or be square ~ tAchOhlt]
冷笑话精选：
唉真的很无奈@阿杰的糖醋鱼今天刚出来旅游 真实了！ 真的有几次走到景点门口 因为门票贵 他们不进去[摊手]@Wangdongjian-和父母旅游，痛并很快乐着，希望每个人都能珍惜能够和父母旅游的日子。
[Oh really helpless @ the sweet and sour fish of ajie today has just come out tourism real! Really have walked to the door of the scenic spot several times because they dont go in [stand hand] ticket expensive @ Wangdongjian - and parents travel, pain and very happy, hope everyone can cherish and parents travel day.]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【外交部：#中方对美加有关人员和实体实施制裁#】针对美国、加拿大基于谎言和虚假信息于月日对中国新疆有关人员和实体实施单边制裁的行径，中方决定对美国国际宗教自由委员会主席曼钦、副主席伯金斯，加拿大联邦众议员庄文浩、众议院外委会国际人权小组委员会实施制裁，禁止上述人员入境中国内地及...全文： m.weibo
[[foreign ministry # China to the United States and the relevant personnel and the entity sanctions # 】 based on lies and false information in the United States and Canada from June to relevant persons and entities in Chinas xinjiang unilateral sanctions, China decided to manchin, the chairman of the commission on international religious freedom, vice chairman, perkins, Canadas federal representative Michael chong, the house foreign affairs committee, international human rights subcommittee sanctions, banning the above personnel entry in mainland China and... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪汽车：
#新浪汽车[超话]##车迷夜聊# 受芯片短缺影响，数家汽车企业面临停产危机。当你看到汽车因“芯片”短缺而停产时，你的第一反应是？ tEAfGzSt tAchVvx
[# sina car [ultra words] # # # affected by chip shortage fans night chat, several of the auto companies face a crisis production. When you see the car when shut down due to the shortage of chip, your first reaction is? TEAfGzSt tAchVvx]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#松鼠为保幼崽逼退眼镜蛇#：灵动跳跃闪转腾挪，凌厉攻势赶退天敌】日前，一则南非地松鼠大战眼镜蛇的视频流传网络。画面中，一条眼镜蛇入侵了松鼠的巢穴，松鼠为保护幼崽主动应敌。只见松鼠凭借灵动小巧的身躯来回躲闪，眼镜蛇数次攻击都被巧妙化解，双方一度陷入僵持中。松鼠则步步紧逼，眼镜蛇渐渐...全文： m.weibo
[[# # squirrel to protect young fend off cobra clever jump flash new, sharp offensive drive back to predators], a South African squirrel wars cobra video circulated online. Scene, a cobra into the lair of the squirrel, squirrel to protect young active shut it. See squirrels with clever and cabinet body back and forth, dodge, cobra is clever resolve several attacks, once the two sides in a stalemate. Squirrels are, cobra gradually... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【承包了贵阳一半女生的耳洞？#贵阳一爷爷手打耳洞多年#，一家三代都找他[并不简单]】 近日，贵阳街头一位打耳洞的爷爷在社交网络火了，每天来他这里排队打耳洞的女孩络绎不绝。爷爷街头摆摊多年，大家都赞他技术好，打的时候不会痛，打完回家不发炎。tAchfxtx
[The contracting the guiyang ear hole half girl? # guiyang a grandpa hand hit ear hole # for many years, a three generations were looking for him [] are not simple 】 recently, guiyang street hit ear hole, a grandpa in a social network, every day he here waiting in line hit ear hole girl in an endless stream. Grandpa street stalls for many years, everybody praised his technology is good, not painful, when finished home not inflammation. tAchfxtx]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
南方都市报：
#姥姥用火腿肠诱惑小花童送婚戒#【姥姥用火腿肠引小花童送婚戒，网友：百米只消耗一根火腿】月日，河南新乡，一段婚礼上用火腿肠“诱惑”小花童给新人送戒指的视频走红。拍摄者沈女士称，当时是孩子小姨结婚，结果因为孩子太小，走到半路突然停住，姥姥在旁边拿出火腿肠“诱惑”成功完成任务。网友...全文： m.weibo
[# grandma with temptation endearingly sausages to send wedding ring # [grandma with sausage endearingly send a wedding ring, the net friend hundreds of meters consumes only a ham 】 month day, henan xinxiang, a wedding with sausage temptation flower girls give new ring of video. The photographer, said ms shen is children younger sister married at that time, the results because the child is too small, go halfway stopped suddenly, grandma beside with sausage temptation successful completion of the task. The net friend... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
闽江的夜色
[The night of minjiang]
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