冷笑话精选：
#神奇家电在哪里# 这几天看了京东家电×AWE焕新家电展直播，笑料也太多了，尤其是大能和锤娜丽莎，这组CP我真的要死磕到底了，一起上综艺吧！主要还发现了好多神奇家电，特别黑科技，就比如九阳联名早餐机，颜值太高了，果断下手，以后得经常关注京东家电官方直播间！#焕新你的生活#...全文： m.weibo
[# # fantastic home appliance and where these days at jingdong appliances x AWE refresh confortec live, laugh too much, especially the power and hammer, lisa, I really die upon what this group of CP, the variety together! Main also found a lot of magical appliance, especially black science and technology, such as sun signed a breakfast machine, appearance level is too high, which is decisive, later have often focused on jingdong appliance official studio! # # refresh your life... The full text m. eibo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
网友直呼为“年轻人的第一辆车”，各大车企有压力了[doge]你看好小米汽车吗？一起聊聊吧[来]#小米官宣进军电动汽车市场## 新能源大牛说#
[Netizens call for young peoples first car, various auto enterprises have pressure [doge] you like millet car? Talk with [to] # millet officer xuan electric car market new energy Daniel said # # #]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博汽车：
#小米官宣进军电动汽车市场# ，跨界企业也纷纷入场造车了。那么对于目前入场要造汽车的企业，你最期待哪家的车型呢？ tAcZdA
[# # millet officer xuan into the electric car market, cross-border companies are piling building cars. So for the current entry to make car companies, which models are you most looking forward to? tAcZdA]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端：
.#要闻DAILY#
香港明天会更好
今日，#新修订的香港基本法附件一附件二全票通过#！完善香港选举制度，目的只有一个，就是确保“一国两制”不变形、不走样，得到全面准确贯彻落实。“爱国者治港”，香港才有美好未来！tAcZdTE
[. # pounced DAILY# tomorrow will be better < br > < br > Hong Kong today, # new revision of the basic law of Hong Kong attachment attachment through #! Perfect electoral system in Hong Kong, only one purpose, is to ensure that one country, two systems not deformation, do not go out of form, get the full and accurate implementation. For administering Hong Kong patriot, Hong Kong have a better future! tAcZdTE]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【延迟退休这样进行！最新权威解读】十四五 规划和 年远景目标纲要明确提出，按照小步调整、弹性实施、分类推进、统筹兼顾等原则，逐步延迟法定退休年龄。那么，为什么要延迟法定退休年龄？如何理解这些原则？#专家解读延迟退休如何进行#>>tAcZdYlX
[Delay retirement so! The latest authoritative interpretation 】 【 difference in planning and vision outline clearly put forward, according to the step adjustment and flexible implementation, classification advance, the principle of unified planning, such as, delay retirement age step by step. So why delay the legal and emeritus age? How to understand these principles? # # how experts read delay retirement > > tAcZdYlX]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#黑眼镜打工人自我修养#努力工作的打工人黑眼镜@季晨J 过分真实了！开车、向导、夹喇嘛，干什么工作都是两个字“专业”！哪里缺人记得来招黑眼镜入职！#重启之蛇骨佛蜕#优酷全网独播
[Working people self-improvement # # black glasses work hard working people black glasses @ JiChen J too true! Drive, the wizard, lama, doing work are two words professional! Where is short of people remember to recruit black glasses in! Process # # to restart the snake bone fo youku so alone]
微博汽车：
梅甘娜RS 居然也被KO，期待下期挑战GT-R[憧憬]#大V聊车#
[Megan RS was incredibly KO, looking forward to the next challenge GT - R [hope] # # V chat car]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
南方都市报：
【#哈尔滨李氏黑恶势力卷宗铺满个篮球场#】哈尔滨市电业局原副局长李伟及其两个弟弟，通过非法手段垄断当地电力系统%的份额。经查，李氏三兄弟共涉嫌故意伤害、非法拘禁、寻衅滋事、强迫交易、聚众淫乱等项刑事犯罪，共形成本卷宗，可以铺满个篮球场。#央视扫黑除恶专题片#@央视新闻 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Harbin lee black evil forces file covered with a basketball court # 】 former vice of Harbin power bureau chief li wei and his two younger brothers, monopoly through illegal means local % share of the power system. Via checking, lees three brothers were suspected of intentional injury, illegal detention and stir-up-trouble, forced trading, licentious and so on a criminal offence, were formed in this file, can be covered with a basketball court. # CCTV anti-triad putting feature films # @ CCTV news... The full text m. eibo]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
CSDN：
【黑客入侵 PHP Git 服务器，源码库被植入后门！】近日，PHP 官方 Git 仓库却被黑客攻击，致代码库遭篡改，恶意代码植入了一个远程代码执行的后门，即黑客可远程接管任何使用 PHP 的网站！tAcZdoaO #csdn博文精选#
[【 hacking Git server, PHP source code libraries are implanted into the back door! Recently, the PHP official Git repository is being attacked by hackers, code library have been tampered with, the malicious code into a remote code execution of the back door, namely the hackers can use remote take over any PHP web site! TAcZdoaO # # CSDN post featured]
专业的中文 IT 技术社区，与千万技术人共成长。
优酷：
#同一屋檐下#@阿惹妹妹 和队友“吐槽”@濮小博PuPu ，虽然有小误会，但濮濮人还是很好的，会暖心帮助阿惹看五线谱[哈哈]
tAcZDNt
[O # @ # under the same roof, make his sister and his teammates fun @ PuXiaoBo PuPu, although there is a small misunderstanding, but actual PuRen is very good, o will warm heart to help make the staff (ha ha) < br > tAcZDNt]
优酷：
#同一屋檐下#出门会主动帮女生背包么？@濮小博PuPu 和@糕糕兽 在去@阿惹妹妹 排练室的路上，濮濮绅士地帮糕糕背包，这个造型有点可爱[哈哈]
tAcZTngF
[Under the same roof with # # out will take the initiative to help girls backpack? @ PuXiaoBo PuPu and @ cake cake beast on the way to @ o make sister rehearsal room, which simply no gentleman to help cake cake backpack, this model is a little cute (haha) < br > tAcZTngF]
中国东方航空：
来！先消个毒，客舱防疫工作不能省[心]#抗击疫情 央企行动#
[Come on! To eliminate a poison, cabin and epidemic prevention efforts cant save [heart] # # fighting the epidemic state action]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
冷笑话精选：
请多给一点温柔和谅解吧@榴莲臭豆腐螺蛳粉其实最可怕的不是这个病本身，而是周围人的不理解@OneV_v得了抑郁症以后才知道这个世界对抑郁症患者的歧视和偏见有多大[抱抱][抱抱]
[Please give a little more gentleness and understanding @ durian stinky tofu powder of snails in fact the most terrible is not the disease itself, but the people around you dont understand @ OneV_v suffered from depression after know the world how big is the discrimination and prejudice in patients with depression [hug] [hug]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#小米官宣进军电动汽车市场##跨界造车靠谱么#
小米造车终于实锤了！小米智能电动汽车立项，初期投资亿元人民币，年内投资亿美元，雷军为小米汽车CEO。[思考]
继苹果、索尼、戴森宣布造车之后，小米也成为官宣加入汽车领域的数码科技企业之一，你看好小米汽车吗？汽车越来越像一个大号的科技...全文： m.weibo
[# # # millet officer xuan into electric car market crossover building cars on yao # < br > millet building cars finally compaction hammer! Millet intelligent electric car project, investment one hundred million yuan, the early years of investment dollars, lei jun for millet cars CEO. [thinking] < br > < br > after apple, SONY, dyson announced building cars, millet also become officer xuan to join one of the digital technology in the field of automobile enterprises, you like millet car? Car more and more like a large science and technology... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
微博时尚：
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