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夺笋@表情bot这…哈哈哈哈哈嚯嚯@男孩纸Dope清明捧一束花跑到对方面前，接受了皆大欢喜，要是对方转身离去，也可以把花放地上，朝着她的背影鞠三个躬，不至于太难堪[doge]
[Seize the bamboo shoots @ expression bot this... Ha ha ha ha ha ho ho @ boys Dope the tomb-sweeping day with a bouquet of flowers to run to the other party in front, accepted as you like it, if the other party turned away, also can put flowers on the ground, toward the back of her bow three bows, and unapt too embarrassed [doge]]
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【三星堆“纵目人”患有甲亢？专家：可能性很小】近日，三星堆霸屏热搜，成为妥妥的全民话题。高鼻深目、颧面突出、阔嘴大耳，撞脸“阿凡达”，三星堆遗址曾出土的“青铜纵目面具”造型夸张，引人遐想，特别是两个柱状凸出的眼睛，引发了人们的猜测。有人认为青铜面具眼睛凸出是因为古蜀人普遍患有“甲...全文： m.weibo
[The sanxingdui viewed suffering from hyperthyroidism? Expert it is highly unlikely that 】 recently, sanxingdui bully screen out, become a topic that no problem. High nose, deep eyes, zygomatic, wide mouth, big ears, face avatar, have been excavated in sanxingdui bronze mask viewed exaggerated modelling, imagination, especially the two cylindrical protruding eyes, sparked speculation. Some people think that the bronze mask eyes bulge because the ancient shu people generally have a... The full text m. eibo]
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#广州大学称高峰期将增开地面通道#【上万学生拥挤过天桥？广州大学回应：上下课高峰将开地面通道】月日，一段广州大学上万学生只能从校内两座天桥通过的视频引起网友热议。月日，广州大学相关负责人向N视频记者独家回应，广州大学大学城校区上下课高峰期将开放中环路生活区与教学区地面通道。具...全文： m.weibo
[# # guangzhou university said peak will open more ground channel (tens of thousands of students crowded footbridge? Guangzhou university response adding and dropping classes peak will open ground channel 】, February nd period of tens of thousands of guangzhou university students from the school only two bridge caused by video netizens. June , the relevant person in charge of guangzhou university exclusive response to N video reporter, guangzhou university city campus peak adding and dropping classes will open loop living areas and school districts in the ground. With a... The full text m. eibo]
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【从成都开往遵义#首趟熊猫专列旅游列车首发#】月日时分，首趟 “熊猫专列”旅游列车Y次从成都站缓缓驶出，前往有着“转折之城、会议之都”之称的贵州遵义，开启为期天的春天之旅。“熊猫专列”以旅游专列运输方式开行，首趟行程为成都至贵州遵义，到站后将组织旅客前往遵义会议会址、四渡...全文： m.weibo
[【 from chengdu to zunyi first panda train travel train starting # # 】 June , the first panda train tourist train from Y headquarters slowly pulled out, to have the city of twist, meeting, said the guizhou zunyi, open a day of the spring tour. Panda train way to travel train transportation operation, the first trip to chengdu to guizhou zunyi, arrive station will organize travelers in zunyi conference site, after four cross... The full text m. eibo]
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【#世卫建议在全球范围寻找新冠早期病例#】日，世卫发布新冠溯源联合研究报告。报告提出了联合专家组下步研究的建议，包括建立全球统一的数据库，在全球更广范围内继续寻找可能的早期病例，由全球科学家在多国多地寻找可能成为病毒宿主的动物物种，进一步了解冷链以及冷冻食品在病毒传播过程中的作用...全文： m.weibo
[【 # who suggested in the global scope to find a new champions league early case # 】, who released new crown roots joint research report. Joint panel report put forward the next step research proposal, including the establishment of global unified database, in the broader global continue to look for possible early cases, by the global scientists are looking for could be many more virus host animal species, to learn more about cold chain and the function of the frozen food in the process of the spread of the virus... The full text m. eibo]
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【#蒙古国强沙尘暴致万头牲畜死亡#】蒙古国中戈壁省政府官员日说，月中旬以来遭遇的强沙尘暴天气，给中戈壁省造成重大损失。目前，该省有约万头牲畜死亡，另有约万头牲畜仍然下落不明。蒙古国气象专家表示，今年入春以来该国发生沙尘暴天气的频率和强度均超过往年。生态专家担心，沙尘暴若频...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # Mongolia strong dust storms kill ten thousand head of livestock 】 gobi desert in Mongolia provincial officials said Tuesday, a strong sandstorm weather, since the middle of month to the gobi province in heavy losses. At present, the province has about ten thousand head of livestock killed, another ten thousand head of livestock are still unaccounted for. Mongolia meteorological experts said, the country since spring this year occurrence frequency and intensity of sandstorms than in previous years. Ecological experts worry that if a sandstorm frequency... The full text m. eibo]
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[悲伤]你想说什么@四月琉璃草我会对狗子说：生生世世都要记得我，不要忘了我@Mrou_想给爷爷说，那天给您买的冰红茶我还等着带回家给您喝呢 可是您怎么就走了呢[悲伤]
[[sad] what are you trying to say @ April coloured glaze grass I will said to the dog it can remember me, dont forget that I want to say to grandpa @ Mrou_, that day I give you buy ice black tea also waiting for your home to drink but [sad] how do you left?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
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没想到会笑出声@快乐获取指南哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@太皇太后您有喜啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@文科班校花酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了@大猪蹄子研究所哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@陌哓轩点开前没想到这么好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Didnt expect to happy laugh @ get guide ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ queen too happy you ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too funny @ big pig hoof institute, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ message opens at why not hin before I didnt think so good laugh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
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#小区楼下天降鳄龟砸中居民#【小区楼下天降鳄龟！广州一居民被砸中头，已与鳄龟主人和解】月日，广州怡新花园一业主在买早餐时，被从天而降的鳄龟砸到头部，所幸当事人并未受伤。目前，怡新花园楼栋告示处已经张贴有关于对高空抛物的温馨提示。物业工作人员表示当事人和鳄龟主人已经达成和解。...全文： m.weibo
[Snapping turtle hit residents in # # village downstairs heaven [a snapping turtle village downstairs heaven! Guangzhou residents have been hit in the head, with the snapping turtle master reconciliation] month day, guangzhou happy new garden one owner in buy breakfast, was sudden snapping turtle is hit in the head, the parties did not injured. At present, happy new garden building notice has been posted about warm prompt for high altitude parabolic. Property management staff said the parties have reached a settlement with snapping turtle owner. . The full text m. eibo]
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胖可太容易了 一晚上都在惦记一盒橘汁😭
[Fat can be spent a night in thinking too easily 😭 a carton of orange juice]
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【注意！#大学生吃曼陀罗种子祛痘住进ICU#】近日，湖南大学生小陈听说曼陀罗种子可以治疗青春痘，就在网上买了半斤，直接抓了一把口服。随后，他出现头晕、乏力、皮肤发红等症状，被诊断为急性曼陀罗子中毒，住进了ICU，目前已转入普通病房。医生介绍，曼陀罗全株有毒，种子含毒量最高，仅食用粒就有...全文： m.weibo
[【 note! # university raw jimson weed seeds acne in ICU# 】 recently, hunan university student Chen heard that mandala seeds can treat whelk, in the online bought half a catty, grab a handful of oral directly. He then appear the symptom such as dizziness, fatigue, skin redness, was diagnosed with acute poisoning mandala, has been admitted to the ICU, has now been transferred to ordinary ward. Doctor, mandala whole plant is toxic, the highest seed poison content, edible grain alone... The full text m. eibo]
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【#随手一拍发现成都之美#】在喜迎中国共产党成立周年之际，成都将面向全球举办“发现成都之美•镜头里的公园城市”影像征集活动，热烈地期待您用图片和视频捕捉记录和展示大美成都的百年辉煌和锦绣今朝。 tAcZmlJ
[【 # # with a clap a find the beauty of the chengdu 】 in celebrate anniversary of the Chinese communist party was founded in chengdu will be held for the global find the beauty of the chengdu park city, the camera image, warmly look forward to you with pictures and video capture records and show big beautiful chengdu in one hundred glorious and splendid today. tAcZmlJ]
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【辣眼睛！#情侣酒店掀床单卫生测评#：血迹黄斑、毛发、用过的计生用品】掀起情侣酒店浪漫圆床的洁白床单，画风挑战后现代主义野兽派！滩滩血迹、块块黄斑、大量纠缠在一起的卷曲毛发，床板后面还有落满灰尘、使用过的计生用品。床底下是食品碎屑、废纸巾，地上还有小蟑螂。这一次@滤镜粉碎机 测评了在...全文： m.weibo
[【 hot eyes! Health evaluation # # lovers hotel lift sheets blood macular, hair, used to family planning supplies] lovers romantic hotel round white sheets of the bed, painting style challenge postmodernism brutalist! Beach, pool of blood, activity on macular, a large number of tangled curly hair, behind the bed board and dusty, used to family planning supplies. The bed is food scraps, paper towel, and small cockroach on the ground. This time @ filter mill assessment in... The full text m. eibo]
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