2021年3月13日星期六

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南方都市报:
    【#男子冲马桶冲出眼镜蛇# 网友:最担心的事情发生了[衰]】月日,柬埔寨一男子冲马桶时发现,里面伸出一条露头的眼镜蛇,画面十分惊险。他赶紧跑出去呼救,找来一些亲戚想把蛇拿出来,然而当他们返回时,眼镜蛇已经没了踪影。tAtYCqGQ ​
[[# # man to flush the toilet out of cobra netizen most worried about happened [failure]] month day, Cambodia, found that when a man to flush the toilet inside out of an outcrop cobra, picture is very thrilling. He ran out for help, to find some relatives want to take out the snake, however, when they returned, the cobra has gone. tAtYCqGQ]

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新浪汽车:
    #老司机课堂# #摩托车# 超级治愈,视频中的老哥给这辆宝马RRS定制了一个挡泥板~ tAtEPql ​
[Old driver class # # # # super motorcycle cured, brother in the video to the BMW RRS to customize a fender ~ tAtEPql]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

刘彦斌:
    散户炒股赚钱,大多停留在纸面上,提现的少! ​
[Retail stocks to make money, mostly stay on paper, withdrawal of little! ​]

冷笑话精选:
    学到了!马上试试看@别是个沙雕吧哇塞!@文科班校花酱学到了@吃不胖的小好好看啊!![牛哞哞]@大猪蹄子研究所照片一下变好看了!@-糖醋小肉丸好酷!
[Learned! Try @ dont is a sand sculpture wow right away! @ @ liberal arts class beauty queen sauce learned not to eat fat little good good-looking!!!!! [cows moo] @ big pig hoof institute photos become good! @ - small sweet and sour meatballs so cool!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#沈阳复阳患者密接及环境检测均阴性#】据@沈阳发布,日晚,辽宁沈阳通报#沈阳例新冠康复患者复阳#。目前,这名复阳患者现有排查的密接者和密接的密接者、同单元楼栋的居民,核酸检测结果均为阴性;患者家中、所在单元的电梯、楼道、出入口外环境新冠病毒核酸采样检测中,结果也均为阴性,提示该复...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # shenyang after Yang contact and environmental testing of patients negative # 】 according to @ shenyang, Saturday night, liaoning shenyang bulletin # shenyang new crown rehabilitation patients after Yang #. At present, the existing screening patients with complex Yang contact and contact of the contact, with residents of the detached wing building, nucleic acid detection results are negative; Patients home, elevator, corridor, outside the entrance of his own unit new crown in the sampling of the viral nucleic acid testing environment, results are negative, prompt the complex... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    松子与星野源人生对谈,谈作为表现者的孤独、变态和人生的转机,“洗衣机是现代人的篝火”“大家都在死要面子装作自己活得很轻松”...金句频出,看完很有共鸣! tAtEvfF ​
[Pine nuts and star source of wild life dialogue, talking about as being the loneliness, abnormal condition and the change of life, the washing machine is the fire of modern everybody is respectable pretend to live very easy... Golden words, watching a chord! tAtEvfF]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【#南京现婚姻登记自助机#】#南京推出婚姻登记自助机#近日,南京市建邺区民政局推出婚姻登记自助服务。新人通过选择“结婚登记”选项,依次完成身份确认、联网审查、扫描户口簿、信息录入、打印材料个步骤,分钟内就可完成结婚登记,分钟内便可以从窗口领取结婚证。除登记结婚外,自助终端还能进行...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # nanjing now marriage registration self-service machine # # nanjing with the marriage registration self-service machine # recently, the nanjing jianye district civil affairs bureau marriage registration self-service. Newcomer by selecting the marriage registration option, complete identity in turn, connected to the Internet censorship, scanning booklet of registered residence, information input and print materials step, the marriage registration can be completed within minutes, minutes can receive a marriage certificate from the window. In addition to the marriage registration, kiosks can also conduct... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    【男子“换脸”扮女装实施盗窃,民警多方侦查抓获惯犯!】前段时间,四川省泸州市警方接到了十多起盗窃警情。警方分析认为,这十余起案件有不少相似之处,很有可能是同一人所为。该嫌疑犯反侦查意识较强,不仅知道关闭监控、拿走存储卡,在作案时还会男扮女装并戴上面具。最终,民警发现有前科的汪姓男...全文: m.weibo ​
[Man in the face play the part of womens implementation of theft, police caught many investigation recidivist!] Some time ago, while luzhou in sichuan province police had received more than ten burglaries. Police analysis thinks, the more than cases have many similarities, is likely to be the same person. The suspect the investigative consciousness is stronger, not only know close monitoring, take away the memory card, return when the job will drag and wear a mask. In the end, the police found a record of wang male... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【下半年有望推出 小鹏全新轿车谍照曝光】日前,我们从相关渠道获取到了一组疑似小鹏汽车旗下全新轿车路试谍照。处于快速发展中的小鹏汽车近期也是利好不断,按照规划,小鹏汽车将于今年下半年推出第三款车型,并实现四季度交付;第四款车型则计划在年发布。tAtEvkD ​
[# # every news [the second half of the year is expected to introduce xiao peng new car photos exposure], we obtained from relevant channels to a group of suspected xiao peng motor co. s new car road test photos. Xiao peng in the rapid development of the car is good recently, according to the plan, xiao peng cars will be released in the second half of this year and the third model, and implement in the fourth quarter delivery; The fourth model is to be published in the years. tAtEvkD]

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但斌:
    [赞][赞][赞]@攻击距离在这里任先生说的没错,中国最好的白酒一瓶,比起法国的高级红酒便宜太多,为什么我们中国就不能有世界里的奢侈品?
[[who] [who] [who] @ range here Mr. Ren right, Chinas best white wine bottle, compared with Frances senior red wine cheap too much, why cant we Chinese have a world of luxury goods?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    拉文🐂🐂🐂 tAtRsIuy ​
[Lavin 🐂 🐂 🐂 tAtRsIuy]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪新闻客户端:
    【注意!#风筝线杀伤力有多大#?千万要小心[话筒]】草长莺飞二月天,放风筝的人也多了起来。你知道吗?细细的风筝线,可有很大威力,每年都有风筝线伤人事件发生。石家庄#消防员演示风筝线杀伤力#↓消防部门提醒:经过放风筝的地方,一定小心慢行;放风筝时注意,不要让风筝线成伤人凶器!@人民视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 note! # # string damage have how old? Must be careful of the [] phone 】 the grass sprout out of the earth day of February, there are many kites. Do you know? Thin line kite, can have very big power, every year there are kite line wounding incident. Shijiazhuang demonstrate the kite line lethality # # firefighters left fire departments to remind after flying a kite, must be careful to go slow; Note when flying a kite, dont let the kite line into wounding weapon! @ the video... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈做个人吧!!!@我的追星大号我笑到我妈把我赶出家门@沙雕研究手册哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈结局引起极度舒适@格兰芬多在逃老婆狗:我是不是给你脸了?
[Ha ha ha ha ha do personal!!! @ I make track for a star of the large-sized kicked me out of the house I smile to my mother study manual ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ sand end cause extremely comfortable @ gryffindor at large wife dog I give you face?]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #乡村爱情# 赵四@刘小光 了解了真相之后,那自豪感油然而生,谢广坤@唐鉴军 都不放在眼里了。上@优酷 摇一摇,看#乡村爱情# 限定盲盒
tAtRFmI ​

[Four @ # # country love zhao xiao-guang liu after knowing the truth, the pride, Xie Guangkun @ Tang Jianjun are not in the eyes. @ on youku shake, see # # country love limited blind box < br > tAtRFmI]

但斌:
    # 腾讯新闻 # 郑州一农村老奶奶忍痛卖陪嫁品报价元,男子鉴定后直摇头:我给你万tAtRFdex 来自@腾讯新闻 ​
[# # tencent news zhengzhou a rural old woman very reluctantly sell him product price yuan, after man to keep shake head I wanna give you tAtRFdex from @ tencent news]

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