小野妹子学吐槽：
新一季日剧海报拍摄，被十元羞得脸通红的绫野刚...我能理解刚哥的心情！[允悲] tAtgDciY
[New season they posters, ten yuan ashamed face red twill wild just... I can understand just elder brother the mood! Allow sad tAtgDciY]
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冷笑话精选：
每个人都有自己的剧本@我的追星大号害挺实用的转需@球球别再给我加关注了：拿好自己的剧本@科学谋鲨罗翔老师yyds，比较是痛苦源泉，现在谁晒offer我都不看[嘻嘻][嘻嘻][嘻嘻]
[Everyone has his own script @ I make track for a star large harm is quite practical to @ the ball the ball dont give me added attention take your script @ science seeks the shark Luo Xiang teacher yyds, source is painful, now who offer I dont see [xi xi] [xi xi] [xi xi]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#六强喜剧人争夺决赛入场券# 比赛越来越残酷，一场关于《欢乐喜剧人》决赛入场券的激烈厮杀即将开始，谁将遗憾止步于此，今晚见分晓！每周日点，#上优酷看欢乐喜剧人# 优酷全网首播
[# # for the top six comedy one ticket competition is more and more cruel, a about the man happy comedy playoff spots the fierce fight is about to begin, who will stop there, clear tonight! Every Sunday, # # youku watch comedy happy person to youku tech-oriented premiere]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【守护森林！#%以上森林火灾是人为原因引发#】森林是地球之肺，它孕育生命，滋养万物，是人类的朋友，更是大自然的卫士。然而，一点火星，就可能让森林遭受灭顶之灾。春季气温回温快、降水少、多大风，更要严加防范森林火灾。#今天世界森林日#↓提高森林防火意识，防患于未“燃”！...全文： m.weibo
[【 protect forest! # # % above is artificial forest fire causes] trees are the lungs of the earth, which gives life, nourishing all things, is a friend of mankind, but also the guard of nature. A bit of Mars, however, may make the forest. Spring temperatures rebound quickly, less rainfall, strong wind, stood on guard against forest fire. # # today the worlds forests left forest fire prevention awareness, it is to not combustion! . The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#毅力号传回来自火星的声音#】美国国家航空航天局（NASA）的“毅力”号火星车捕获了一段火星的声音，于近日传回地球。这也是#人类首次从火星获取全新感官数据#。任务小组表示，期待听到更多声音，如风声、暴风雨的声音。@央广军事 tAtgPLv
[[# # # willpower back from Mars sound 】 the national aeronautics and space administration (NASA) perseverance the sound of the capture a Mars rover, recently back to earth. This is # # the first obtain new sensory data from the Mars. Task force said, looking forward to hear more sound, such as wind, the sound of the storm. @ central military tAtgPLv]
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南方都市报：
#汕头首场海雾#【海雾袭城！俯瞰广东汕头海陆共披仙雾】#汕头海雾袭城宛若仙境#月日，广东省汕头市城区笼罩在一片云雾之中。这是当地年首场海雾。海雾一般由暖气流受海面冷却形成，随海风扩散到陆地形成奇观。高空俯瞰，宛若仙境。tAtgrBuo
[First sea fog # # shantou 【 sea fog hit city! Overlooking the guangdong shantou sea and land were put immortal fog 】 # # shantou sea fog hit city like fairyland month, shantou city, guangdong province, is shrouded in a fog. This is a local year first sea fog. Sea fog generally formed by cooling heat flow by the sea, with the sea breeze spread throughout the land formation. Bird s-eye view, like fairyland. tAtgrBuo]
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冷笑话精选：
#当代年轻人的身体变化# 领红包说说吧 tAtgeb
[# # the contemporary young peoples body changes brought the red envelope say tAtgeb]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#新车擎报站#【外观变化较大 新款捷途X谍照曝光】日前，我们从相关渠道获取了一组新款捷途X的谍照，新车是现款捷途X的中期改款车型，或将命名为“捷途X PRO”。新车的外观设计进行了变化和调整，动力方面将配备.T发动机。#家家新闻#tAtgeKe
[# # with new car stops to look larger changes the new express way X-ray exposure photos 】 recently, we obtain a set of new express way from relevant channels X-ray photos, new car is cash express way X in the middle of change model, or will be named jie road PRO X. The appearance of the new car design changes and adjustments, the motivation will be equipped with. T engine. # # every news tAtgeKe]
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平安北京：
#平安#【大型尴尬现场｜女子高速倒车偶遇交警 被抓现行后称 “我只倒了五米”】近日，在京港澳高速咸宁段，一女子驾车在错过咸宁北匝道口后，突然将车从快车道并入应急车道，思索片刻后，竟然在应急车道内往后倒车，导致后方车辆纷纷避让，十分危险！在倒行近百米后，恰好被路过的...全文： m.weibo
[# # peace [large embarrassing scene | womens high speed astern encounter the traffic police caught after said I just fell down five meters 】 recently, Hong Kong and Macao in Beijing high-speed xianning section, a woman was driving after miss xianning north ramp mouth, suddenly the car from the fast lane into the emergency lanes, pondering a moment later, unexpectedly in the emergency lane reverse back, lead to the rear vehicle collision avoidance in succession, very dangerous! In the backward after nearly hundred meters, happens to be passing by... The full text m. eibo]
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南方都市报：
#美国得州一晚两起枪击死伤#【死伤！美国得州一晚两起夜店枪击案，均系乱中有人掏枪】当地时间月日凌晨，美国得克萨斯州达拉斯市和休斯顿市分别发生夜店枪击案件，现已导致名岁的女性死亡，人受伤。
得克萨斯州达拉斯警方通报，月日凌晨时分许，达拉斯科技大道号街区附近一...全文： m.weibo
[# # Texas one night two shooting deaths [casualties! Texas one night two nightclub shooting, are random in tao gun 】 month day early morning, local time in Dallas and Houston, Texas nightclub shooting cases respectively, is now killing of women aged, people were injured. < br > < br > police in Dallas, Texas, on the wee hours Wednesday, Dallas road blocks near a number of science and technology... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#员工称年会遭公司高管烟头烫脸#：领导说长点记性】月日，陕西西安，新奥新能能源发展有限公司员工刘先生自曝称，月日公司年会聚餐时高管高某对自己言语挑衅，并两次用烟头烫自己的脸，并问“烫不烫，疼不疼，疼就对了，这样你才能长点记性！”刘先生表示，事发当晚向公司高层汇报此事，但并未...全文： m.weibo
[[# employees said the annual meeting of the company executives to end face # leader said long memory] month day, xi an, can new the new energy development co., LTD employees revealed liu said that month, the company annual dinner when executives Ms. For your speech provocation, and twice with cigarette burns his face, and asked hot not hot, no pain, pain, so you can long point memory! Mr. Liu said of the report to the top, but did not... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【人体移植器官箱需另购票？川航回应】月日，有医生称，乘坐四川航空航班运送捐献器官给病人移植，却被要求给箱子再购买一张机票。相比之下，其他多家航空公司均全力支持器官转运绿色通道工作。日，#川航退回运输人体捐献器官机票款#并做出回应↓↓另外一张机票钱到底该不该付？专家解析>>...全文： m.weibo
[【 transplant organs box need another ticket? ChuanHang response] month day, the doctor said, on sichuan airlines flights carrying donor organs for transplant patients, but were asked to box to buy a ticket. In contrast, other airlines are fully support organ transport green channel. To donate organs, # ChuanHang return transportation ticket # and respond left left should pay the other a ticket money? Expert analysis > >... The full text m. eibo]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
好的，明天试试👌
[Ok, try 👌 tomorrow]
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南方都市报：
#西安一高校首开烹饪选修课#【想选修吗？#高校开设大学生烹饪课#】新学期，西北工业大学开设了一门《大学生烹饪》选修课，受到学生们的欢迎。据了解，学生们在课堂上能够了解到中国烹饪文化的基础理论知识，还能亲身体验烹饪乐趣。这门课一期设置个课时，学生表示，学到了很多厨房小技巧，也学会了新...全文： m.weibo
[A college elective course opened the cooking # # xi an 【 want to take? # college offers students a cooking class # 】 the new semester, northwestern polytechnical university has set up a college students cooking elective courses, was welcomed by the students. It is understood that the students can learn in the classroom to the basic theoretical knowledge of Chinese culinary culture, also can experience cooking fun. This course a stage set up a class, students said, learned a lot of small kitchen skill, also learned new... The full text m. eibo]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【厉害！#义乌社区女辅警掌握种语言#】浙江义乌，一名社区女辅警莎莎除了英语之外，还自学了阿拉伯语、土耳其语及中亚国语言。据统计，该街道约有名少数民族同胞和境外人员，其中超过%都住在她所在的社区。莎莎用语言做敲门砖，通过走访来为辖区居民提供帮助或调解纠纷，赢得了大家一致好评，...全文： m.weibo
[【 fierce! Female auxiliary police grasp language # # yiwu community 】 in yiwu, zhejiang province, a female auxiliary police community salsa in addition to English, also taught himself Arabic language, Turkish and central Asian countries. According to statistics, the streets around famous minority compatriots and foreign personnel, more than % lived in her community. Sasa made key language, by visiting to provide help or dispute resolution for area residents, to win the praise you,... The full text m. eibo]
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