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榜姐每日话题 博主。每晚发互动话题
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【山东青岛#胶州湾海星入侵#】青岛胶州湾近海海域近日出现大量海星，每条船每天能捕捞一两千斤甚至更多。因海星以蛤蜊、扇贝等为食，养殖户损失惨重。专家称，海星繁殖能力极强，成体后几乎无天敌，暂无防治办法。网友提出的#吃光入侵海星的办法靠谱吗#？专家：通过食用控制种群是可行的，但不能吃太多...全文： m.weibo
[Shandong Qingdao jiaozhou bay # starfish intrusion # 】 【 coastal waters of jiaozhou bay of Qingdao has appeared a lot of starfish, each boat can catch a two thousand tons a day or more. Because of starfish feed on clams, scallops, farmers losses. Experts say, starfish reproductive capacity is extremely strong, adult after almost no natural enemies, no prevention measures. Put forward by the invasion of starfish # ate way on #? Experts by eating control population is feasible, but cant eat too much... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#央视主播谈学历歧视现象#】#央视主播谈HR称考不上本科是智商问题#：尽管大家觉得有问题的是这位HR，但事实上学历歧视现象仍不少见；重学历教育、轻技能教育的现象，也仍存在。目前，一些发达国家因经济脱实向虚等带来一系列问题。我们不想重蹈覆辙，就需突出职业技能教育，尊重技能人才。发展实体经...全文： m.weibo
[【 # CCTV anchor about degree discrimination # # CCTV anchor about HR did not say to go up the undergraduate course of IQ question # although we have a problem is the HR, but in fact degree discrimination is still a lot to see; The phenomenon of academic education, skills, education, still exist. At present, some developed countries for the economy to take off the real to bring a series of problems such as imaginary. We dont want to repeat it, you need to highlight vocational skills education, respect for technical talents. Development entities by... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车：
#汽车设计大赏# 好家伙，这低趴已经趴到贴地飞行去了[笑cry] 最近是不是很流行皮卡
[# # automobile design is great reward and boy, the low lie prone to fly has to lie prone to stick to the [laugh cry] is very popular recently pickup]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#警方通报发现疑似西藏冒险王尸体#【嘉黎警方通报：发现疑似失踪“西藏冒险王”王相军尸体】月日，西藏那曲嘉黎县公安局通过其官方微信发布关于在依嘎冰川发现疑似失踪人员王相军尸体的情况通报。#西藏冒险王遗体疑似被找到#
[# # notified the police found the bodies of the volunteer suspected Tibet [JiaLi police bulletin found suspected missing Tibet the volunteer Wang Xiangjun body] month day, Tibet naqu jiali public security bureau issued via its official WeChat about in ga glaciers found suspected missing Wang Xiangjun notified bodies. The volunteer body was found suspected # # Tibet]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
新浪新闻客户端：
#早鸟分享# 【心简单了，人就快乐了[心]】不论世事如何变化，总有人能将生活过得快乐且洒脱。很多人总是想要的太多，但其实真正需要的很少。减少不必要的东西、舍弃不必要的社交、过滤不必要的信息…适当做减法、抛弃繁琐，你会发现，快乐生活其实可以很简单。简单生活的个建议↓↓共勉，早安。 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # early bird share the heart is simple, the people are happy [heart] 】 no matter how things change, people can live happy and free and easy. A lot of people always want too much, but its really need very little. Reduce unnecessary things, abandon unnecessary social, filter unnecessary information... Appropriate to do subtraction, abandon trival, you will find that it can be simple to a happy life. Good morning, a suggestion of simple life left left . ... The full text m. eibo]
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ZAKER：
#ZAKER早安# 一定要爱着点什么，它让我们变得坚韧、宽容、充盈。——汪曾祺
[# good morning ZAKER # must be in love with something, it makes us strong, tolerance and filling. - wang zeng-qi]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
元气满满新沐瞳：
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凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
天猫：
恭喜@再来一杯杨枝甘露 名用户获得【GUCCI仙女粉饼】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAtnf
[Congratulations @ another drink dew bakyjib na users get [GUCCI fairy powdery cake]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAtnf]
就是那只哄你花钱的猫。
但斌：
彼得·林奇：投资股市最大的风险，就是被吓跑
文｜彼得·林奇 编辑｜彭韧 炒股和减肥一样，决定最终结果的不是头脑，而是毅力。 编者按：传奇基金经理彼得·林奇曾经每一年都会参加《巴伦周刊》主办的圆桌论坛，每次在论坛上，林奇都会听到很多对于全球经济未来的担忧，每种忧虑都绝非杞人忧天，但是股市...全文： m.weibo
[Peter lynch the biggest risk, investing in stocks, is away < br > article | Peter lynch edit | Peng Ren fry and weight loss, decide the end result is not the mind, but perseverance. Editors note the legendary fund manager Peter lynch once every year to participate in the roundtable sponsored barrons BBS, every time on the BBS, lynch have heard a lot about global economic concerns about the future, each concerns is by no means alarmist, but the stock market... The full text m. eibo]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选：
同意@小桔梗需要大能量“我道歉了，还在怪我就是你小心眼” “我道歉了，所以你也放下这件事吧”，类似这样的逻辑真的很奇怪，做错事情的人是你，转过头来你居然像没事人一样劝我放下，你永远不知道你的错误对我的伤害，又凭什么轻巧地指责我不够大度？
[Agreed to @ small platycodon grandiflorum need big energy I apologized, still blame me is you narrow-minded I apologized, so you also let it be, such logic is really very strange, do things wrong person is you, turned around you were like circumstances which advised me to put down, you never know your mistake harm to me, and with what accuse me of not enough magnanimous lightly?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
卢健生：
世態炎涼。@刘新征句句在理
[The world is naked. @ xin-zheng liu shall in principle]
Z CAM 首席执行官
但斌：
真美！
[Really beautiful! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
第十六只橙：
眼睛可以近视 目光不能短浅 tABiORl
[Can myopic eye cant tABiORl is narrow eyes]
盐以律己 甜以待人
小浪同学爱吐槽：
#深夜大明白# 【难怪海葵能活两千年】视频中的海葵因被海星捕食而逃命，没想到还能跑这么快！海葵的外表很像植物，但其实是一种食肉动物，它们虽然不具备大脑结构，但却是世界上寿命最长的海洋动物，科学家发现它们的年龄能达到－岁。tAtfqoY
[# # the night big understand it is no wonder that the sea anemone can live for two thousand years in the video the sea anemone run by starfish prey, unexpectedly also can run so fast! Sea anemone looks very like plants, but is actually a carnivorous animals, although they do not have a brain structure, but it is the worlds longest life expectancy of Marine animals, scientists have found that their age to -. tAtfqoY]
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