冷笑话精选：
怎么这么可爱啊！！@太皇太后您有喜啦好像只小熊@旺仔小鸡腿·@黄濑濑濑濑好甜的狗子[亲亲]@嗯就说这么多淦！狗狗全世界第一可爱呜呜呜呜呜呜呜呜
[How so lovely!! Queen @ so happy you like cubs @ mong tsai chicken legs, @ yellow wrasse wrasse wrasse wrasse sweet dog son [kiss] @ well said so many dubious! The dogs all over the world the first sweet woo woo woo woo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
小米手机：
有了小米CC 美图定制版，你甚至可以在家拍复古婚纱写真！你看，是不是超美的？[羞嗒嗒]
小米CC 美图定制版热卖中，到手价元，快来小米商城看看吧~
[With millet CC beautiful custom version, you can even take marriage gauze photo restoring ancient ways at home! You see, isnt it wonderful? [shame clicking] < br > < br > millet CC beautiful custom version of the hit, get price yuan, mall to millet quickly see ~]
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知乎：
是什么让我们产生了好奇心？
来自知友【离离原上】
[What makes us the curiosity? < br > < br > from acquaintances on LiLi original 】 【]
有问题 上知乎
新浪汽车：
#新车情报局##发现新人设#宝马全新Z推改装版车型，.T引擎，动力大涨，颜值提升，带自适应悬架，简直无法抗拒[舔屏]
[# # # # new cia found new set of BMW new Z push a modified model, the T engine, power, level in appearance, with adaptive suspension, couldnt resist [lick screen]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
ZAKER：
【明年新 iPhone 随机附赠的耳机要换成 AirPods？想多了】 这可能是有的媒体“想多了”，但苹果确实该把祖传的EarPods升级一下了>> tAigYogHA
[The next new iPhone headphones attached to for AirPods? Want to much 】 this is likely to be some media want to, but apple did the upgrade their ancestral EarPods the > > tAigYogHA]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
新浪新闻客户端：
【中学女教师在教室两次与学生发生关系：被起诉！】日前，一名中学女教师被曝出两次与一名学生在教室发生不可描述的行为↓↓事情败露后，这名学生晒出与老师的文字聊天记录，内容十分露骨。据了解这位教师曾被评为了当地年的“年度优秀中学教师”↓↓现场视频画面曝光↓↓tAigYohTn
[The middle school teacher in the classroom with students in two relationships prosecuted!] A few days ago, a middle school teacher was caught out twice with a student in the classroom cannot describe the behavior of the left left after that, the student of the text chat with the teacher, the content is very explicit. According to understand what the teacher had earned to local years of outstanding middle school teachers of the year left left the scene video left left tAigYohTn picture exposure]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌：
[握手][握手][握手][握手]@李大霄谢谢刘彦斌老师支持[握手][握手][握手]
[Shake hands [] [] shaking hands shaking hands [] [] shaking hands @ Li Daxiao thank yan-bin liu teacher support [shake hands] [shake hands] [shake hands]]
青年时报：
【史上最干净宿舍！高校男寝住个兵哥哥，干净到苍蝇劈叉[酷]】 统一的“豆腐块”、可以“做镜子”的地板、摆放整齐的洗漱用品…在江苏淮安的江苏食品药品职业技术学院里，有一间男生宿舍非常火，这间宿舍里住着个退伍回来的男生。宿舍打扫得十分整洁，地面非常干净，苍蝇上了能劈叉，蚊子上了能打滑...全文： m.weibo
[【 the cleanest in the history of the dormitory! The male dorm living a soldier brother, clean to fly the splits [cool]] unified postage stamp, mirror of the floor, well-organized toiletries... In jiangsu huaian, jiangsu province food and drug vocational technology college, there is a very fire, and the male dormitory to live in this dorm a retired back to the boys. Dormitory clean very clean, the ground is very clean, can fly on to splits, the mosquito on the sliding. The full text m. eibo]
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谢娜：
杰哥排练赖声川导演话剧《曾经如是》的一点排练花絮，透露一下，他演一位有天籁歌声的小伙子[音乐][话筒] 赖老师说写剧本时就想到了杰哥[心]。这段时间每天排练，还有八天，月日就在上海公演了[鼓掌]，导演剧本演员们都好厉害[赞]，好 期 待[干杯] #张杰出演话剧曾经如是# tAigYaqyt
[Jacob rehearsal director Stan lai drama once, a little tidbits the rehearsal, revealed that he has a music play a song guy [music] [microphone] lai when the teacher said to write the script was thinking about Jacob [heart]. Rehearsal every day this time, there are eight days, on February nd Shanghai premiere [applause.], the director plays the actors are good good [great], good period for [drink] # # zhang jie in drama once so tAigYaqyt]
太阳女神（也可称为喜神）的光芒照四方呀嘛照四方：）工作邮箱：w@qq（仅限工作）感谢！
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【医者仁心！乘客万米高空突发疾病 #医生飞机上徒手接呕吐物#[中国赞]】月日，广州飞往上海的C航班上，一名乘客突然呕吐、面色紫绀，同航班的文希和刘通两位医生来不及带手套，立即给患者清除口中异物并及时开放气道，手上都是呕吐物及口水，及时挽救了患者生命。文希医生说，飞机落地后，测...全文： m.weibo
[The healer goodness! The passengers million metres sudden illness unarmed after vomit # # doctors plane praise [China]] month day, C flight from guangzhou to Shanghai, a passenger suddenly vomiting, complexion violet purple, with flights Wen Xi and liu, two doctors had no time to wear gloves to patients immediately remove blockage and promptly open the airway, hands are vomit and saliva, in time to save the patients life. Wen Xi, doctors said the plane after landing, measure... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
小野妹子学吐槽：
是呀，很多时候三言两语拆解你的烦恼，或是陪着你一起自嘲，比一味地“加油”“你要努力”“我相信你”要治愈得多[给你小心心]
[Yes, many times in a few words apart your troubles, or to laugh with you, than refueling blindly you try to I trust you more cure [give you heart carefully]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
青年时报：
#长辈安排的相亲靠谱吗#？【警惕！#被妈妈介绍的相亲男骗走万#[话筒]】近日，南京市民汪女士报警称，自己被家长看中的相亲对象骗走万余元。据悉，汪女士的母亲在某婚恋网上浏览到一名自称在“香港汇丰银行”工作的张某，便将其介绍给自己女儿。之后，张某让汪女士帮其操作比特币，当汪女士自己也转...全文： m.weibo
[# # arrangement mutually close on elders? 【 alert! # mom introduce dating men cheated than # [microphone]] recently, the nanjing residents Ms. Wang alarm, according to their parents to see the mutually close the object be cheated more than yuan. , Ms. Wangs mother in a dating online browsing to a claim to work in the HSBC zhang, then introduced it to his daughter. Later, zhang ask Ms. Wang to help its operating currency, when Ms. Wang also turn... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京：
【限号被查暴怒打交警 男子：我给你开新闻发布会！】面对元的限行罚款，视频中的男子激动异常，不仅拒绝配合，还打骂民警，那这样的行为只能是升级为妨害公务，被抓后男子直呼后悔，早知如此，何必不去配合执行公务的民警呢？ tAighcbKx
[The limited number of rage checked dozen police man Ill give you press conference!] In front of the limit line fine yuan, video of the man was so excited, not only refused to cooperate, also threatened police, that such behavior can only be upgraded to a breach of official business, after being caught the man call regret, early know so, why not to cooperate with the police on duty? tAighcbKx]
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汽车之家：
#家家汽车文化#【纯正昭和男儿 实拍丰田Celica TA】今天要介绍的这款车，对于丰田的跑车历史来说非常重要，没有它就不会有之前我们介绍的Supra，虽然它不是丰田品牌下的第一款跑车（丰田的第一款跑车是GT），但是却是丰田的第一辆平民跑车。它在丰田的历史上占有很重要的地位，它就是丰田Ceilca...全文： m.weibo
[# # every car culture make Toyota Celica TA 】 【 pure showa manhood to introduce this car today, is very important for Toyota sports car history, without it there would be no before we introduce Supra, although its not a brand of the first car (Toyota GT) is the first sports car, but Toyotas first civilian sports car. It has very important position in the history of Toyota, it is the Toyota Ceilca... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【丧心病狂！已婚男子骗岁女孩恋爱怀孕】年出生的满某，年月通过QQ群结识年出生的女孩晓月，满某隐瞒已婚等真实身份，诱骗晓月与其发展为恋爱关系↓↓之后在自己家、晓月家先后次发生关系，致晓月怀孕并人流...同年月满某被刑事拘留，日前法院作出如下判决↓↓tAigYX
[【 ecstasy! Pregnant age of married men cheat girl love 】 born in the year of the full one, years through QQ group to meet both born in the year of the girl, with a concealed married true identity, such as enticing both for a relationship to its development after left left in his home in a relationship, both times successively, both pregnancy and abortion... Is a full moon in the same year was criminal detention, a court ruling left left tAigYX as follows]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
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