2019年8月9日星期五

The officer micro interesting, dont have a car is not important to have a car, take you fly with yo

优酷:
    从陆地到深海,从丛林到峡谷,《十个世界尽头》带你解锁不为人知的极致美景,体验从未感受过的极限冒险,月日起 优酷热播!#陪你去世界尽头##微博纪录片联盟#tAiTowWaR ​
[From the land to the depths of the sea, from the jungle to the canyon, ten worlds end take you unlock the unknown the perfection of beauty, experience extreme risk, they had never felt before month date of optimum heat sow! # to go with you to the end # # # tAiTowWaR weibo documentary alliance]

微博汽车:
    【少女心破碎?女车主#把奥迪车标改成颗爱心#,交警:罚款,改回来[二哈]】近日,湖南长沙一台奥迪车车标四圈被改成四个爱心,民警对女司机处以元罚款并要求其将车辆标识进行恢复。民警提醒,机动车不得改变已登记的机动车外形,不得改变机动车的品牌、型号等。tAiTIRNbz ​
[The girl heart broken? Female owner # # the audi logo into a love heart, traffic police fine, change back ha] [two] recently, hunan changsha a audis logo four circles were into four love, civilian police to the driver with yuan and asking them to recover the vehicle identification. Police remind, motor vehicle shall not change the registered motor vehicle appearance, may not change the brand and model of the motor vehicle, etc. tAiTIRNbz]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #女生的心思你懂么# 太真实了,真如马伊琍在《圆桌女生派》里讲到的,买东西、坐公交,作天作地作父母,女孩的心思自己都猜不到……#窦文涛圆桌派#
tAiToWD ​

[# # the mind of the girl you know it is too true, true such as ma forging in the girls sent round table, shop, bus, as a day for parents, the girls heart guess yourself... # # holding sent round table < br > tAiToWD]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    ???那不是最简单的一步吗??? tAiTopoo ​
[????? Thats not the easiest step??? tAiTopoo]

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南方都市报:
    【鄂尔多斯金店抢劫案告破,两名持枪嫌疑人落网!警方曾悬赏万】月日时分,内蒙古鄂尔多斯市伊金霍洛旗阿勒腾席热镇一金店发生一起持枪抢劫案。月日晚,该案迎来最新进展,内蒙古鄂尔多斯市伊金霍洛旗公安局发出通报称,目前两名犯罪嫌疑人已经先后被抓获,该案成功告破。此前该局还曾发出通...全文: m.weibo ​
[The ordos store robbery solved, two armed suspects were arrested! Police offered all 】, February nd agri ejin horo banner, ordos city of Inner Mongolia teng seats hot town together with the case of armed robbery occurred in a store. On Sunday night, the case for the latest progress, public security bureau said in an advisory, ejin horo banner, Inner Mongolia erdos city at present two suspects has been captured, successfully solved the case. After the council had issued tong... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    #优酷喊你做作业啦# 做女孩,酷一点才帅气~你觉得谁拥有雪碧般真实的酷?@雪碧;是《北京女子图鉴》中勇敢坚持的陈可比较酷,还是《欢乐颂》中遵从内心的安迪更酷一点?快说出你们的答案~关注@优酷 写下答案及评论并转发原微博,明天抽三人每人送上雪碧爽椰派箱及神秘避暑礼品份~寻求”答案参考”...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # youku cry you do your homework do girl, cool a little before handsome ~ do you think of who owns the Sprite like real cool? @ Sprite; Is brave insist in Beijing womens map appalling cool, or ode to joy in compliance with inner Andy more cool? Tell you the answer quickly ~ focus @ youku to write down the answers and comments and forward the original weibo, three people on each Sprite tomorrow cool coconut pie box and mysterious summer gift to seek the answer reference... The full text m. eibo]

冷笑话精选:
    #亲爹有多了解自己的子女#
来看看随机街访美国老爸们[doge]
tAiTSFsYC ​



毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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[Congratulations @ today I am w strawberry dalai w users get the kids signature version summer vacation homework recreational large comprehensive 】 【 a 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiTSFLh]

微博星座:
    金水瓶:我不需要拥有,但我喜欢聪明的人~~
[Gold bottle I dont need to have, but I like a wise man ~ ~]

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优酷:
    #这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 热场炸场掀翻屋顶,少了battle怎么成[并不简单]Bboy高难度无可撼动,Locking活波跳脱全场,Popping灵活技巧十足,Hiphop疯狂踩点,Waacking高傲霸气,编舞师自成一派,期精彩集结,量足管够![偷笑]@健严_BZHD @LAZY阿渠_CasterCrew @Leelord仙人_贝卡 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# this is the street dance # # this street you great # hot blast field roof, how little battle into [] are not simple Bboy difficult unshakeable foundations, Locking live wave jump, Popping flexible skills, foster a crazy scouting, Waacking proud domineering, martino muller sui generis, exciting rally, quantity foot tube is enough! [laughing] o @ jian yan _BZHD @ LAZY canal _CasterCrew @ Leelord fairy _ beka... The full text m. eibo]

青年时报:
    【河南名学生变身俄罗斯方块,画面引起极度舒适[doge]】月日,河南鹤壁工业中专学校约名新生在新生素质拓展训练时,摆出“俄罗斯方块”的造型和社会主义核心价值观的内容。现场超有意思,戳↓(有料)tAiTJQU ​
[【 henan students become tetris, the picture extremely comfortable [doge]] month day, henan hebi industrial technical secondary school freshmen in newborn diathesis developing training, posing as tetris model and the content of socialist core values. The super interesting, poke left tAiTJQU (material)]

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南方都市报:
    【台湾节目:吃不起茶叶蛋的大陆人,这次榨菜也吃不起了!】月日播出的一档台湾政论节目宣称,大陆人现在“连涪(fú)陵榨菜都吃不起”。网友:这位砖家,接涪(fú)陵榨菜的广告,麻烦先把字读准了!@这视频 tAiTMEUR ​
[【 Taiwan shows the mainland people to eat tea, the pickle also to eat! Date of a Taiwan political talk show that broadcast mainlanders now fucheng (fu) ling pickle to afford. Net friend the brick house, fucheng (fu) ling pickle ads, trouble to read the word must first! @ this video tAiTMEUR]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【电影版的情节:美国女子#旅行庆祝战胜癌症被落石砸死#[衰]】近日,美国加州圣地亚哥海滩发生一起惨案。岁的安妮和她岁的妈妈朱莉以及姨妈伊丽莎白一同出游,庆祝伊丽莎白战胜乳腺癌。不料她们在海边行走时,旁边的悬崖突然坍塌,一块石头径直落下将三人砸死。tAiTxqcap ​
[The film version of the plot the United States womens been crushed rock fall dead # # travel to celebrate fighting cancer [failure]] recently, the United States in San Diego, California beach in a tragedy. Years, Anne and her mother Julie and aunt Elizabeth to travel together, celebrate Elizabeth against breast cancer. Only when they walk on the beach, beside the cliff suddenly collapsed, a stone went all the way down to three people. tAiTxqcap]

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微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 俄勒冈拉力赛赛道也太爽了!
[Evaluation of selected # # car rally in Oregon track is too great!]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪新闻客户端:
    【岁#外卖员因送餐迟到遭顾客殴打#:打人者被拘 平台发委屈奖】月日,江苏睢宁一外卖员疑因送餐迟到几分钟被一女子追打谩骂,女子拿起板凳猛砸,外卖员没有还手。据悉,该外卖员岁,是暑期工,对路况不熟悉。睢宁公安发布通报称打人者被拘留五日并赔偿道歉。平台方回应正配合警方处理,将上门安...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # take-away member age for meals late customers beating # the attacker was detained platform hair injustice award] month day, jiangsu HuiNing a take-away member suspected because of the room a few minutes late by a woman chased abuse, women took up the bench so heavily in, take-away member did not strike back. It is understood that the take-away member, is a summer job, the roads are not familiar with. HuiNing public security issued notice said the attacker was detained , apology and compensation. The islands response is working with the police, will the door Ann... The full text m. eibo]

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