2019年8月30日星期五

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青年时报:
    #午间分享# 动物界的“公交车”?因为速度“平稳”,“座椅”舒适,海龟成了小动物们超喜欢的顺风车[笑cry],动不动就骑上来,欺负海龟老实呗[二哈]... tAiEMN ​
[# # noon share bus of the animal kingdom? Because speed is smooth, seat comfortable, super turtles became small animals like lift [laugh cry], ready to ride up, humiliate turtles honesty bai [two ha]... tAiEMN]

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冷笑话精选:
    人间真实[跪了]@闹木耶啵唷有被冒犯到@搞到好多真的我真的被伤害了@快乐宇宙universe被看透的我眼泪掉下来@别是个沙雕吧太真实了@热爱小朋友的大可爱扎心了@萌萌施坨仔fine
[Human real] [kneeling @ make wood boh yo have offended to @ get a lot of really I really be hurt happy @ the universe universe is see through my tears fall down dont too real is a sand sculpture @ @ love children big lovely heart @ meng meng shi tuo fine]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    东方港湾获得了年度五年期金牛私募管理公司(股票策略)奖,和优秀的同行一起上台领奖[心][鲜花] ​
[Eastern bay won the annual five-year Taurus private management strategy (stock) award, awarded prizes with excellent counterparts [heart] [flowers]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

百度网盘:
    #这很青年范#北漂、青年、奋斗、梦想、音乐 —— 当一群摇滚青年因为这些名词相遇, 故事会怎样发展?“我爱音乐,我们曾在北京的街头一起摇滚!”

「青年」放映厅今日推荐:《我和我的祖国》
作者@小红人乐队 (李奎宏、韩兴、张翼行)
猛戳 tAiYqjTX 我也要报名 ↓↓↓ ...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # this very young north drift, youth and struggle, dreams, music - when a group of rocker met because these nouns, how story will develop? I love music, we were in the streets of Beijing rock together! < br > < br > youth screens recommended today I and my country, < br > the author @ red band (Li Kuihong Han Xing Zhang Yixing) < br > stab tAiYqjTX I also want to sign up left left left... The full text m. eibo]

百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使

优酷:
    #拜托啦师兄#沉睡年与现实世界出现“时差”的欧阳@徐开骋 ,一醒来就处在崩溃边缘,不知曾经的青城第一,能否再站剑坛高峰?锁定优酷,答案静待揭晓~
tAigwEL ​

[# # please! Brother sleeping in the real world of jet lag ouyang @ xu import, wake up at the brink of collapse, dont know once qingcheng mountain first, can stand JianTan peak again? Locking youku, announced the answer waiting ~ < br > tAigwEL]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【岁男生#新生军训疑遭校园暴力致死#,警方:已立案并移交刑警大队】月日时许,湖北省襄阳市东津职教中心高一新生小陈(化名)在襄阳市智投汇文综合高中参加军训时死亡,日,一网友爆料称小陈是在寝室被名学生围殴致死。小陈舅舅告诉南都记者,要先追究学校的民事责任,再追究三个涉事学生的...全文: m.weibo ​
[The old boy # # freshman military training was suspected of campus violence to death, police, has been put on record and hand over Interpol brigade 】 June PM, xiangyang city, hubei province east freshman in vocational education center, tianjin Chen (not his real name) in xiangyang city intelligence analyses comprehensive high school military training when death,, a netizen has said by students in the dorms Chen WeiOu to death. Uncle Chen told reporters, the SMW to the schools civil liability shall be pursued, and then investigated three involved students... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【有望今年月上市 长城炮皮卡正式下线】 月日,长城汽车旗下皮卡车型长城炮乘用版在重庆永川工厂正式下线,长城炮是长城皮卡的全新产品,采用了全新的设计语言,整体的造型非常硬朗。根据此前的消息,该车有望在今年月上市。随着这款车型在重庆永川工厂的正式下线,这也标志着长城汽车...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every news 【 is expected to be listed on the Great Wall this year month cannon pickup officially offline 】 month day, Great Wall motor co. s models for pickup cannon passenger version in chongqing yongchuan factory formally rolled off the production line, the Great Wall is a new Great Wall pickup products, adopt new design language, overall modelling is very tough. According to the previous message, which is expected to be listed in this month. As the formal referrals in chongqing yongchuan factory for this model, it also marks the Great Wall... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

优酷:
    “我碰到你滴个鬼哟”九旅一班人人戏精附体,军营德云社开班即视感[捂脸哭] 狂野男孩张能量、梗王牛努力还有湖南话小王子晓旺,这个班实在太搞笑,#陆战之王# 又名 #我和我的憨批队友#们吧[捂脸哭] tAigZLGX ​
[Yo I ran into you drop a ghost nine brigades a colleague who play appendage, barracks Devon community class namely visual sense crying [his face] wild boy energy, terrier king bull efforts and to direct the little prince XiaoWang, this class is so funny, # # # also known as the king of marines me silly group teammate # and I cry [his face] tAigZLGX]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【未成年女孩被班主任猥亵 笔记本上的文字让人泪目】岁甘肃女孩佳佳读高二时,遭班主任以分析成绩为由猥亵,并威胁她不准告诉家人↓↓佳佳称曾隐晦地过问母亲,妈妈说那一定是女孩子自己的问题。佳佳曾两天连续自杀被救,长期心理压力导致她无法与人交流,布满泪痕的笔记本曝光↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[The young girl was the teacher in charge of obscene notebook words let a person tears eye] years old girl allison sophomore in gansu province, was the teacher in charge on the grounds that the analysis result obscene, threatening not allowed to tell her family left left allison said has implicitly ask mother, mother said that must be a girl of the problem by themselves. Allison had two days of continuous suicide rescued, long-term psychological stress led to her unable to communicate with people, be full of tears notebook exposure left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

玩转instagram:
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[China guizhou 🇨 🇳 cr. Cocoanext]

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猫扑:
    #女子电梯内遭猥亵长达分钟#【女子凌晨回家遭陌生男子尾随 电梯内猥亵长达三分钟[怒]】月日,吉林长春,任女士凌晨回家时遭陌生男子尾随进入电梯,被男子猥亵。任女士说,“到家也不敢下电梯,怕他知道我家。”目前,警方正在对此事进行调查。@沸点视频 tAidPNF ​
[# # woman the elevator was obscene for minutes [womens home in the morning by a strange man followed the elevator obscene for up to three minutes [anger]] month day, jilin changchun, Ms. Ren came home in the morning by a strange man followed into the elevator, was man lewd. Under the home, said Ms. Ren also dare not elevator, afraid he knows my home. At present, the police are investigating the matter. @ the boiling point video tAidPNF]

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青年时报:
    【西班牙警察游泳发现多年前未爆炸弹:含约公斤TNT[吃惊]】月日媒体报道,西班牙圣塞瓦斯蒂亚海滩,一警察潜水员下班后游泳时发现一枚爆炸装置。据推测该装置可追溯到世纪年代,含约公斤TNT(三硝基甲苯)。事后,警方将这片海滩的市民及游客疏散。据报道称,排爆专家于当地时间日将炸...全文: m.weibo ​
[Swimming [Spanish police discovered many years ago an unexploded bomb contain about kg TNT [surprised]], the media reported that Spanish tile and the beach, a police divers swimming after work, she found a nuclear explosive device. It is assumed that the device can be traced back to the century s, containing about kg of TNT (TNT). Afterwards, the police will of citizens and tourists evacuated at this beach. According to reports, eod experts will fry on local time... The full text m. eibo]

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微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# #美系车# 即将国产的 福特 探索者Explorer#小报告# ,同学们了解一下~[并不简单] @陈震同学 tAirviD ​
[# big V chat # # # beautiful cars is homebred ford explorer Explorer# report #, students learn about the ~ [] are not simple @ tAirviD zhao classmate]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

冷笑话精选:
    #这才是你的岁# :

tAigPkrU ​

[# # is this your age < br > < br > tAigPkrU]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    太燃了吧,愿大家都有这份拼搏不放弃的精神!
[Too combustion, wish everyone have a wont give up the struggle spirit!]

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