小野妹子学吐槽：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈可爱和体重一样满分！！！[给你小心心] tAiRZlIv
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cute and weight as full marks!!!!!! Give you heart carefully tAiRZlIv]
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天猫：
不客气哦灵超弟弟！既然作为大一新生把#开学flag勇敢立#了，那么就期待你在上戏继续发光发热，好好享受精彩的大学生活吧！（一定答应本喵要“小心”学校的学姐们[喵喵][喵喵][喵喵]）#灵超上戏报到#
[Youre welcome oh spirit ultra brother! Now that as a freshman to # # school flag brave stand, then looking forward to you in the play to lambe, enjoy wonderful university life! (must have promised to be careful school to learn the meow sisters [meow] [meow] [meow]) report # # spirit on play]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
优酷：
#汪峰乐团改编王菲催眠#
@优酷
#汪峰乐团改编王菲催眠# 被#一起乐队吧#汪峰乐团改编的《催眠》迷住！主唱龙向楠的音色非常特别，跟编曲高度融合；吉他手肖骏和鼓手安雨依旧延续了之前的高水平发挥，贝斯手小智也很有灵性，听完完全沉醉在歌的氛围里，你们觉得这首《催眠》改编的如何？
...全文： m.weibo
[Hypnosis # # Mr Wang orchestra adaptation faye wong < br > @ youku < br > # # # by Mr Wang orchestra adaptation faye wong hypnosis band together # Mr Wang orchestra adaptation of hypnosis obsessed! Lead singer dragon to Nantucket sound is very special, and arranger fusion; Guitarist XiaoJun and drummer AnYu still continue the high level of play before, bassist also has a little wisdom spirituality, hearing completely absorbed in the atmosphere of the song, how do you think of the first hypnosis based on? < br >... The full text m. eibo]
优酷：
半月为胖💥#优酷胖刊# 给你半月精彩[舔屏]
长安十二时辰大结局，最终boss葬身火海[鼓掌]
#易烊千玺[超话]# 喜提的不是名人榜，是击中少女心的箭🎉
#郝泽宇[超话]# 恋情曝光！深夜与助理甜蜜拥吻[酸]
还有霸道总裁的“明言明语”、神级乐手的现场吸粉、青梅竹马的甜蜜爱恋……你还记得这半个月有什...全文： m.weibo
[And a half months for issue # to youre fat 💥 # youku and wonderful [lick screen] < br > changan finale, final boss fire [applause.] < br > # Jackson [ultra words] # xi is not a celebrity, is hit girl heart arrow 🎉 < br > # Hao Zeyu [ultra words] # relationship! Late at night with assistant sweet kiss [acid] < br > there are dominating the Presidents say plain language, god players who live suction powder, childhood sweetheart sweet love... Do you still remember this half a month to make any... The full text m. eibo]
南方都市报：
【#保安大叔抬钢琴时技痒奏名曲# 娴熟技艺“迷倒”众人】 近期，内蒙古包头市科技少年宫岁的保安李云，在为演出布置场地固定钢琴之余，一时技痒弹奏了一曲《爱的纪念》。他行云流水般的弹奏和沉浸在乐曲中的美好引得在场工作人员纷纷点赞。@中新视频 tAiktYeE
[[# security feeling really ambitious when uncle lift the piano played a violin # consummate skills charmed public 】 recently, Inner Mongolia baotou city science and technology at the age of the childrens palace guards liu yun, for fixed layout performance piano, at that time the feeling really ambitious play a song of love to commemorate. His playing of flowing and immersed in the good music that staff are present thumb up. @ Singapore video tAiktYeE]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#中国游客马来西亚浮潜溺亡# 新婚夫妻度蜜月】月日，马来西亚仙本那。一对中国夫妇度蜜月时，丈夫独自浮潜一直未归，妻子求助度假村进行搜寻。当晚时许，男子被发现打捞上岸。此时，男子被证实已气绝身亡多时。tAiRhOZSZ
[【 snorkeling drowned # # Chinese tourists Malaysia newly-married honeymoon couples] month day, Malaysia this it. A Chinese couple on their honeymoon, the husband snorkeling has not be alone, his wife resort to search for help. At that night, the man was found on board. At this point, the man drew is proved to have long to die. tAiRhOZSZ]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
优酷：
#汪峰乐团重金属舞台太燥了#
@优酷
#汪峰乐团重金属舞台太燥了# 今晚还有谁没看@汪峰 乐团带来的改编版《I don’t wanna stop》呢？摇滚嗓主唱彭涵轩、爆裂鼓手克里斯带着他们的重金属舞台在#一起乐队吧# 等你来看！
tAiRZlM
[# # Mr Wang orchestra stage of heavy metals too dry < br > @ youku < br > # # Mr Wang orchestra stage of heavy metals is too dry and who hasnt the @ tonight Mr Wang orchestra adaptation of I don t wanna stop? Rock voice singer Peng Hanxuan, burst drummer Chris with their stage of heavy metals in the # # band together to wait for you to see! < br > tAiRZlM]
猫扑：
【小伙#嫌公交太挤指责老人#：高峰期就出来挤 我父母就不这样！[摊手]】#你啥看法#“高峰期和年轻人出来挤，占用公共资源”、“倚老卖老，我老了比你们自觉”…日，湖北宜昌的一公交车上，一男子疑因人多太挤，指责车上老人们抢占公共资源，自己被挤到。随后，双方舌战升级相互咒骂。...全文： m.weibo
[【 guy # # bus was too crowded accused the old man dont rush out to squeeze my parents! [stand hand]] # # what you think of peak and young people crowded, using a public resources, scientific reason, I am old than you consciously... Of yichang, hubei, a bus, a man suspected men too crowded, accusing the car old people to take public resources, squeezed to himself. Then, the two sides debate upgrade to curse each other. cars only The full text m. eibo]
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优酷：
#陆战之王# 张能量@陈晓 设法用火源引来战友，救下孩子。九妹要为所有和张能量一样的中国军人点赞 #致敬每一位军人#tAiRzFIvH
[Energy @ # # Marine king zhang Chen managed to draw in his comrades with fire, save the child. Nine sister for all energy and zhangs Chinese soldiers thumb up # # salute every soldier tAiRzFIvH]
汽车之家：
#家家试驾评测# #奥迪Q# 【旗舰的实力！试驾奥迪Q TFSI】这次给大家带来的是奥迪Q的试驾，看看这辆旗舰轿跑SUV的实力如何吧！ tAiRzDTs
[# every test evaluation # # audi Q# TFSI 】 【 flagship strength! Drive audi Q this bring is audi Q drive, see how the flagship coupe SUVs strength! tAiRzDTs]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【岁小伙和女友热吻后 没想到竟双双住进医院[衰]】和女友一次热吻后，长沙岁的小陈住进了医院，伴有畏寒、寒战、发热，伴干呕、伴脾脏增大等症状↓↓小陈女友也出现了咽痛、扁桃体肿大等情况，两人双双被建议住院。据悉，在一周前小陈和女友相聚后开始出现身体不适，这之间到底发生了什么↓↓...全文： m.weibo
[The old guy and his girlfriend unexpectedly after kissing both hospitalized [failure]] and his girlfriend after a kiss, changsha, Chen has been admitted to the hospital, accompanied by chills, chills, fever, retching, with the symptom such as spleen enlarged left left Chen girlfriend also appeared a sore throat, tonsil swollen, and so on and so forth, two people have both been advised hospitalization. It is understood that in a week after Chen and his girlfriend together began to appear after the body is unwell, what happened between the left left... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜：
看评论，笑到脸抽筋[笑cry]
[To read the comments, smile to the face cramp [laugh cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
新浪汽车：
月日，由红旗和新浪联合主办的音乐享车行活动，正式在上海旗泽体验中心开始，余名网友在典雅的弦乐声中开始了在体验中心与HS、HS等红旗新生代的第一次见面，享受音乐艺术的同时完成了与全新红旗的一次轻松对话。
[Month day, enjoy the music which is jointly organized by the red flag and sina dealership activities, formal flag ze experience centre in Shanghai, thousands of netizens in the elegant string sound began in the center of the experience and the HS, HS and other red flag new generation for the first time meet, enjoy music and art at the same time completed with new red flag a relaxed conversation. ]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪新闻客户端：
【岁男孩暑假和父母团聚 不料半夜从楼坠下】暑期，小王来杭州和父母团聚，在半夜睡觉过程中，不慎从三楼卧室的窗户摔了下去，倒在二楼的彩钢板上。据悉，当时小王正面朝上动弹不得，但神志却是清醒的↓↓好端端的，孩子怎么会睡到窗台上去？小王父亲讲述↓↓tAiRzdY
[The old boy summer vacation and parents only falling from buildings in the middle of the night 】 summer, wang came to hangzhou and parents, in the process of sleeping in the middle of the night, accidentally fell down from the third floor of the bedroom window, choi steel fell on the second floor. It is reported, at that time, wang heads could not move, but the mind is lucid left left alive, how children sleep to the window? Wangs father left left tAiRzdY down]
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南方都市报：
#环卫工被撞昏迷数月未获赔#【环卫工被撞昏迷数月花多万，家属上门追讨被骂“滚”】今年月，韩先生的母亲在马路上打扫卫生时被一岁的骑车男孩撞倒，至今昏迷不醒，已花了多万医药费。法院判赔首笔万，但孩子家长垫付了元就不再露面。韩先生上门追讨，孩子的爷爷奶奶竟直呼“滚”。 ...全文： m.weibo
[# # workers was hit in a coma for months without being paid the workers was hit in a coma for a few months more than flowers, families to punish is called roll 】 this month, Mr Hans mother cleaning were on the road cycling boy knocked over a year old, still in a coma, has spent more than medical bills. Court PanPei first, but parents advances the meta will no longer show up. Mr. Han come to punish, the childs grandma and grandpa to call roll. cars only The full text m. eibo]
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