冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@QueenElvish熬鹰都熬的出来哈哈哈哈哈@宅男宅女集中营哈哈哈哈哈哈@情也独钟哈呵呵哈哈哈@厄加特特“在家特别乖，光睡觉，也不怎么叫”
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ QueenElvish boil eagle all boil out ha ha ha ha ha @ otaku dont go out for a long time women camp, ha ha ha ha ha ha @ mood also unique clock ha ha ha ha ha ha @ eritrea, particularly good at home, light sleep, also dont call]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
天猫：
恭喜@苹果久久 等名用户获得【天猫无忧购五星店铺品牌好礼随机一份】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAiQgkpFY
[Congratulations @ apple for a long time user so as to obtain the Tmall easy to buy the five-star brand shop gifts a random 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiQgkpFY]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
冷笑话精选：
有些好好听！@林鱼是鱼甜甜的歌 好想听@思想聚焦[心]
[Some good good to listen! @ fish is fish sweet song Lin want to listen to focus @ thought [heart]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
上海人特别讲究卖相？#窦文涛圆桌派#金宇澄调侃@说吧文涛 “卖相”很好。卖相好用上海话来说是“老克勒”，《阿飞正传》里的结尾的那半分钟充满了上海味道。#言值更胜颜值#
tAiQdmNqC
[Shanghai special pay attention to the presentation? # # holding roundtable sent Jin Yucheng ridicule @ say window outlook is very good. Outlook with Shanghai dialect is the old koehler, days of being wild in the end of the half a minute with the taste of Shanghai. # # it values more than appearance level < br > tAiQdmNqC]
Origins悦木之源：
一到换季就敏感，干痒、红肿、爆痘，觉得自己实在是太难了？悦木之源秋季化妆品节盛大开启，必入爆款好物集结，水润维稳，抗糖提亮，王牌修护，给肌肤满满“安全感”！购满、、等多档门槛，还可享受超丰厚的满赠礼遇，数量有限，先到先得，即刻前往专柜打卡吧～
[One to change garments according to the sensitive, dry, itching, redness, acne, it is extremely difficult to feel? Yue wood source of autumn festival grand opening cosmetics, will into the hot style good content, water stability, resistance to carry bright, ace repair, give skin full of security! Purchases, and multiple threshold, still can enjoy the super rich full with courtesy, quantity is limited, first come first served, instantly to counter clock ~]
Origins悦木之源：有人只见植物草木；我们却见突破万物；你会看见悦目肌肤！
优酷：
#杨幂黄明昊绝世珍宝组合##遇见天坛在优酷# “戏精” @杨幂，黄明昊@jjjustin 两人超默契的接梗，和停不下来的浮夸的表演，可以说是非常可爱了，这个组合你喜欢吗？tAiQgyuSv
[# Yang mi Huang Minghao rare treasures combination meet the temple of heaven in youku # # # essence of play @ Yang mi, Huang Minghao @ jjjustin two people the tacit understanding of stem, and stop the grandiose performance, can saying is very cute, this combination do you like? tAiQgyuSv]
优酷：
#李治廷唱我和我的祖国##遇见天坛在优酷#“遇见天坛，心生敬畏”@李治廷 的歌声，实在是让人觉得温暖且有力量。tAiQgAUx
[# never know singing my country and I met the temple of heaven in youku # # # found the temple of heaven, the heart was awed @ never know song, is really let a person feel warm and powerful. tAiQgAUx]
优酷：
#宋茜初秋校园风# 正值开学季，今天我们的向远@宋茜 小姐姐也进入大学啦！百搭look营造无限青春可能，大学生向远正式上线，各种装扮好好看，期待小姐姐的更多剧情鸭！#山月不知心底事#
[# # vitoria early autumn wind campus during the back-to-school, today we to far @ vitoria little sister also go to college! Joker look create infinite youth, college students to the far is launched, a variety of dress up good, looking forward to more little sister plot duck! Month # mountain wondering # of the bottom of my heart]
微博汽车：
#大v聊车# 向机车大佬低头[作揖]
[Talk about car # # big v bow to locomotive bosses [bowing]]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
巴曙松：
据发改委网站消息，国家发改委发布年月主要国家地区对华投资情况。
-月，前十位国家地区（以实际投入外资金额计）实际投入外资总额亿美元，占全国实际使用外资金额的.%，同比增长.%。对华投资前十位国家地区依次为：香港（.亿美元）、韩国（.亿美元）、新加坡（.亿美元）...全文： m.weibo
[According to the website of the national development and reform commission, the national development and reform commission issued monthly investment in China is the main countries and regions. < br > < br > - month, the top ten countries and regions (meter) for actual foreign investment value in actual total foreign investment $, accounts for the actual use of foreign capital amount. %, year-on-year growth. %. Investment in Chinas top ten countries and regions in the order (. $) of Hong Kong, South Korea ($), Singapore (. $... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师，中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
优酷：
#向远叶骞泽背后吻# 一起奋斗努力一年，向远@宋茜 和叶骞泽@欧豪 终于正式在一起啦~~房间里，叶骞泽对向远深情表白，甜蜜拥吻❤️小酷也想拥有这样甜甜的恋爱呢~~#山月不知心底事#tAiQddqlL
[# # to far behind Ye Qian ze kiss together strive hard for a year, to the far @ Victoria song and Ye Qian ze @ the Howe finally officially together ~ ~ in the room, Ye Qian jersey to far deep feeling expression, sweet kissing ❤ ️ small cool also want to have such a sweet love ~ ~ # mountain in wondering # tAiQddqlL of the bottom of my heart]
猫扑：
【悲剧！#俄女短跑选手猝死街边草地#，年仅岁，曾有希望参加奥运会[蜡烛]】据英国《太阳报》，本周早些时候，一名俄罗斯田径运动员兼模特Margarita Plavunova训练后倒在路边，不幸离世。她的尸体被发现时，就倒在路边的草地上，医护人员抵达时她已经死亡，疑似是在跑步过程中心脏骤停，当地媒体称她...全文： m.weibo
[【 tragic! Street grassland # # Russian female sprinters sudden death, only years old, and he had a hope to take part in the Olympic Games [candle]], according to Britains the sun newspaper earlier this week, a Russian track and field athletes and model Margarita Plavunova after training on the side of the road, unfortunately died. When her body was found, collapsed in the roadside grass, she was dead when paramedics arrived, suspected is in the process of running a cardiac arrest, local media said her... The full text m. eibo]
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但斌：
龙脉之水！🐂 tAiQdBoX
[Dragon vein of water! 🐂 tAiQdBoX]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#向远打欠条# 刚刚来到广东，叶爸爸@演员丁勇岱 给了向远@宋茜 一张银行卡，却让她陷入忧虑中。今晚，在去叶家拜访时，向远坚持给叶爸爸打了欠条，感受到了一个自立坚持的向远！！今晚在优酷继续给向远小姐姐打call～⛽️#山月不知心底事#
[# # to far ious has just come to guangdong, leaf father @ actor yongdai ding gave to far @ Victoria song a bank card, but let her in concern. Tonight, when the leaves home visit to the far insisted on leaf dad played ious, felt a self-reliance insist to far!! Tonight in youku continue to call on to the little sister far call ~ ⛽ ️ # mountain in wondering # of the bottom of my heart]
但斌：
虽然捍卫女性这样做的权利，但女人这样还美吗？ tAiQdVV
[While defending women the right to do so, but a woman that is beautiful? tAiQdVV]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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