小野妹子学吐槽：
如果可以在你经历过的诸多病痛中，立即永久为你去除一项，你会选择什么？
[If can be in a lot of pain, you experience immediately permanently remove a for you, what would you choose? ]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
优酷：
#看山月不知心底事# 今晚点《山月不知心底事》就要在优酷全网首播拉！感谢向远@宋茜 小姐姐的粉丝小伙伴给酷送来的美丽fafa！今晚快搬好小板凳一起来优酷追剧吧！拉钩不见不散！
[# # see mountain month I dont know the bottom of my heart tonight point unaware of the bottom of my heart in the mountain will be launched in youku entire network to pull! Thank you to the far @ small sister Victoria song fans brought cool beauty fafa! Fast moving tonight small wooden bench youku chase play together! Retractor be there or be square! ]
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#警方回应岁女生服药自杀#：在调查 疑因早恋引发】月日，湖北钟祥岁女生小燕在家中服药自杀，她曾报警称，遭高中同学陈某文性侵。此前，陈因涉嫌强奸被刑拘，随后，被取保候审外出就学。警方称，两人可能存在恋爱关系。小燕家属称，陈事后散布两人发生关系细节，致小燕不堪社会舆论压力而抑郁...全文： m.weibo
[[# # police response to the age of the girl medication suicide investigating suspected, puppy love fueled 】 month day, hubei Zhong Xiang years old girl xiaoyan pill suicide in the home, she has alarm, said Chen wen sexually assaulted by a high school classmate. Chen on suspicion of rape had been detained, then, is to obtain a guarantor pending trial out for school. Police say two people there may be a love relationship. Xiaoyans family, according to Chen later spread occur relationship details, xiaoyan unbearable to social pressure and depression... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
刘彦斌：
我今天没有出货，因为目前为止还是盈利的，我打算亏损的时候再卖！
[I didnt shipment today, because so far still profitable, Im going to loss of time to sell! ]
冷笑话精选：
🐎一下@一隻咖啡师马克@进击的阿木君马了看@右安_兼桑这么美马@鎮乂ck_nicola乂魂 @irokoisata @一锅爆炸的玄哥 @魔鱼今天画崩了吗 转发微博
[🐎 the @ a barista mark @ once more I love you jun ma at @ right Ann _ and mulberry town of this beautiful horse @ Yi ck_nicola Yi soul @ irokoisata @ a pot explosion xuan elder brother @ a magic fish painting slides today, please forward the weibo]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪汽车：
#交通万象#【#北京公交就别车事件致歉#：将加大司机职业道德培训】@北京公交集团 ：年月日时许，快速线驾驶员驾驶公交车辆行驶到自然博物馆路口绿灯通行时，由于前方路口变窄，公交车向左并线影响到社会车辆正常行驶，随后两车发生别停。
目前，交管部门已介入，当事驾驶员已被停止驾驶工作...全文： m.weibo
[# # # traffic vientiane 【 Beijing bus dont apologize car event # will increase the driver professional ethics training 】 @ Beijing bus group at (date) (month) (year), the fast line bus driver driving vehicle to natural museum road green passage, due to the narrow road ahead, bus lines to affect social vehicles moving to the left, then two cars dont stop. < br > at present, the traffic administration has stepped in, party drivers have been stop driving to work... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑：
来听听看进口小哥哥迪玛希的中文晚安语说得怎么样？[哈哈][哈哈]
[Lets listen to see little brother di marshs good night in Chinese language to speak? [ha ha] (ha ha)]
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但斌：
@股道热肠也吃港府的饭，还总想砸锅！
[@ good Joe fields is also to eat the bread of the Hong Kong government also want to anyway!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@老曾阿牛然后自罚三杯？@来去之间 又是保释放出来的流氓[黑线]
[@ old had pig then the penalty three glasses? @ come and go between released is to protect the rogueblack line]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博位置：
#值得去# 假期要来啦~呼朋唤友去仙米国家森林公园撒欢吧！[围观][围观]图片来源：嘉仓很可爱哦，cecilia_彤彤......#海北藏族自治州·仙米国家森林公园[地点]# tRJUoZtl
[Vacation # # worth going to ~ I fairy m thinks a national forest park! [watch] [watch] image jia bin very lovely oh, cecilia_ bunch ofred grapes... # distance from the north sea to the Tibetan autonomous prefecture, fairy meters [place] # tRJUoZtl national forest park]
发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo
但斌：
@老曾阿牛教育才是最长期和最重要的投资@人字拖的小伙伴 转发微博
[@ old had pig education is the long-term and the most important investment @ flip-flops friend forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
南方都市报：
【#消防员练操时突然出警# 老师回头发现空无一人】月日，广东揭阳消防空港大队消防员们正在跟随外聘的舞蹈老师训练搏击操。训练过程中警铃突然响起，消防员迅速出动，而舞蹈老师由于戴着耳机未曾察觉，还在认真领舞，转身时才发现背后空无一人。tAiQcNac
[【 fuck when suddenly a police practice # # firefighters teacher looked back then found empty 】 month day, guangdong jieyang fire airport firefighters are following outside of the aerobic dance teacher training. Alarm bells sounded in the process of training, firefighters quickly, the dance teacher because not perceive with headphones, in really leads and turn discovered behind empty. tAiQcNac]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
但斌：
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：
人类对八卦到底有多敏感？假装和朋友打电话聊很劲爆的嗑，路人会有什么反应❓哈哈哈哈哈哈哈tAiQUagn （via@DianeChicGang ）
[Human is sensitive to how much gossip? Pretend to call friends and chat very awesome teeth, passers-by would react ❓ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tAiQUagn (via @ DianeChicGang)]
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