冷笑话精选：
生活何来容易二字 @大神说[失望]@我的前任是极品[失望]@The_Eternal_King@阿莫学长@yuk_ 现在真的每天都很想大哭一场 但是就是又哭不出来
[Life no easy word @ great god say [disappointed] @ my predecessor is acura [disappointed] @ The_Eternal_King @ amor senior @ yuk_ now really want to cry every day is a but cry not to come out again]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
冷笑话精选：
我羡慕辽[跪了]@吧唧ChiChi健身房继续冲啊[太阳]@豆豆说评论！！[酸]@阿年惹！！！@吃不胖的小都给我锻炼起来！！@风吹铃铛响叮叮评论牛逼
[I envy the liao] [kneeling @ yum ChiChi gym continue to go [sun] @ doug said comments!! Years make o [acid] @!!!!!! @ eat not fat little exercise give me up!! @ the wind bell ring ding-ding comments]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
百度网盘：
好看的创作者，好看的正能量[中国赞]@好看视频官微好看的创作者，好看的正能量@敬汉卿 [中国赞]
[Good-looking creators, good positive energy praise [China] @ the creators of good-looking video officer micro good-looking, good positive energy @ JingHanQing praise [China]]
百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使
天猫：
恭喜@阳光 等名用户获得【颐和园iPhone手机壳（填写地址时备注型号）】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAiHkix
[Congratulations @ sunshine users so as to obtain the Summer Palace on the iPhone following (fill in the address note model) 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiHkix]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
微博搞笑排行榜：
？？？@绝地武哈哈哈哈哈哈哈评论草@再来一份甜不辣哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@鶴田宇津你妈还笑死我了@初雪拌饭哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我靠啊@Cherryyyang点开之前，我没想到评论这么好笑@跑步今天没有跑步哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈@你的小心心吖哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[????? @ @ jedi wu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comments grass again a tempura ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ crane scholar jin your mama also killing me @ first snow rice ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I am @ Cherryyyang PM before, I didnt expect comments so funny @ running today no ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ your heart carefully around ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
丑女达人：
【丑女好物】买东西时我们爱挑选高颜值明星同款，其实你把所有的明星同款都买了，你也未必～～。你不如再努努力直接把你自己这个人变成明星同款，直接一步到位！[耶]
[Good ugly things 】 【 shopping we select high level star same appearance, love you all star with money to buy, you may not ~ ~. You than Mr Again trying to make yourself the person directly into star with money, one pace reachs the designated position directly! [and]]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
丑女达人：
【丑女好物】保持体型没有什么更好的办法，管住嘴的同时必须迈开腿。刚开始运动，或恢复运动的应适量并以排汗为主要目的，暴汗服是不错滴选择。 tRywgqa
[Good ugly things is no better way, and stay in shape tube shut up at the same time must move around. First movement, or restore movement should be moderate and sweat as the main purpose, suddenly and violently sweat suit is a good choice. tRywgqa]
喜欢就去买，没钱就去赚，人生那么短，辛苦给谁看！
猫扑：
#猫扑晚安#【#狐狸的叫声是这样的#】主人才离开几分钟，小狐狸就不开心了，看到主人回来就马上倒地撒娇不起来....这到底是个“狐狸精”，还是个“嘤嘤怪”？[可爱]tAiNTWK
[# mop good night # # # the fox cries so 】 【 host didnt leave a few minutes, the small fox is not happy, see master back ground in pettish not up... What is a fox, or an they blame? Lovely tAiNTWK]
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汽车之家：
#晚安家人# 你什么时候发现自己已经不再年轻了？欢迎补充~
[# # when you find yourself good night family is no longer young? Welcome to add ~]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#ZARA大码模特惹争议# 法国女性怒了：对身材要求太苛刻】法媒月日报道，ZARA网站首位大码模特遭法国女性集体吐槽，表示该品牌服装尺寸对身材要求太苛刻。据悉，这位「大码模特」尺码为码，是法国女性着装的平均尺码。该模特曾与另一快消品牌合作，并未被标明是大码模特。tAiYwpM
[【 # # ZARA big yards model controversial French women nu the figure is too demanding 】 media reported February nd, ZARA website models by the French womens first big yards collective, said the brand clothing sizes to figure is too demanding. It is understood that the big code model for code, size is average size of French women dress. The model with another consumer brand cooperation, has not been marked model is a big yard. tAiYwpM]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
但斌：
闪电，吓人！
[Lightning, scary! ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
优酷：
#这就是灌篮# 约个球# 节目里投篮准的选手有很多，但是这～～么准的好像很少见啊，太牛了！
tAiTXBJ
[# this is about a ball dunk # # program in the field of players have a lot of, but this ~ ~ it seems very rare ah, niu! < br > tAiTXBJ]
但斌：
转自参考消息：“美正在输掉对华关键技术之战”
[From the reference news, beauty is losing the battle of the key technology in China]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：
【#高颜值女嫌犯出狱后想当网红#：想给妈妈好的生活 但用错了方法】月日，岁高颜值嫌疑人卿晨璟靓接受了媒体采访。对于违法行为，卿晨璟靓称愿意接受法律制裁，希望得到原谅，并表示出狱后想做一名网红。年，四川绵阳警方发布通缉令，卿晨璟靓因外貌出众引发关注。@新京报我们视频 ...全文： m.weibo
[【 # high level female suspects after prison appearance wants to be a web celebrity # want to give mom a good life but in the wrong way] month day, age of the high level of appearance suspects QingChen jiing beautiful accepted the media interview. For illegal behavior, QingChen jiing jing said willing to accept legal sanction, hope to forgive, and said after prison want to do a web celebrity. In mianyang, sichuan, police issued a warrant, QingChen jiing beautiful, good - looking fueled concern. @ Beijing news we video... The full text m. eibo]
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