冷笑话精选：
等一个小姐姐[doge]@影视安利君信了[doge]@钦一钦啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我信了！
[Like a little sister [doge] @ the film and television amway JunXin [doge] @ qin qin mew ahaha ha ha ha ha ha, I believe!]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
东方航空：
[话筒]【出行提示】：关于南昌机场关闭影响东航、上航航班通知
[[microphone] [travel tips 】 notice about nanchang airports influence China Eastern airlines, Shanghai airlines flights]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
汽车之家：
#家家汽车文化#【超出预期感受 体验春风GT运动旅行车】年，国产摩托车像春笋般的不断涌向市场，这些新车基本游走在中低端级别当中。本篇要介绍的是春风中量级车型——GT，一款国产摩托车中性价比还不错的车。具体表现，您在文章中找答案。tAiQFoBq
[# every car culture # [than expected feeling experience spring breeze GT sport wagon] years, domestic motorcycle like bamboo shoots continuously flood the market, these new basic wander among the mid-range level. This is to introduce the spring breeze middleweight, GT, a domestic motorcycle in good cost performance car. The manifestation, you find the answer in the article. tAiQFoBq]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
小野妹子学吐槽：
我可能更适合垃圾转运车[允悲]
[I may be more suitable for garbage transit vehicle [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#荷兰小龙虾霸占街道# 民众难以正常散步报警】据德国《西部日报》报道，荷兰北部弗里斯兰省一些地区，最近小龙虾泛滥成灾。这些小家伙在水里大量繁殖，还挥舞着钳子走上了街道。当地居民甚至无法正常出门散步。
“我完全被吓坏了，街道上一眼望去，都是小龙虾！”一名当地居民对荷兰电视台说，宠物狗...全文： m.weibo
[【 # Dutch crawfish commandeer street # people hard to walk normal alarm 】, Germany of the western journal reported some parts of northern Dutch Friesland crayfish recently overrun. These little guys blooms in the water, but also took to the streets waving tongs. Local residents cant even normal to go out for a walk. < br > I was totally shocked, streets, are small lobster! A resident said to Dutch television, pet dog... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【教师不配合检查还掌掴警务人员：你们想死了[怒]】月日，山西太谷岁的中学教师杜某，不顾检查车辆的警务人员反复警告出手袭警；视频显示：杜某不配合询问还恶意辱骂“你们想死了！”“滚得远远的！”“我就不配合，你要怎么样”，并出手掌掴警务人员↓↓现场视频曝光↓↓tAiQFIUyo
[Teachers are not fit to check also slapped police do you want to dead [anger]] month day, shanxi TaiGu Du Mou age of middle school teachers, regardless of the inspection vehicle police officers were repeatedly warned to assaulting; Video shows Du Mou not cooperate to ask also malicious abuse do you want to die! Get away! I dont cooperate, what do you want to, and out of the palm slap police officers left left the scene video exposure left left tAiQFIUyo down down down]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
[作揖]@风华学夜行万里祝贺，令人尊敬！@陶永谊[good]@散户恭喜但总！但总拥有大爱之心！！[鲜花][good]
[[bowing] @ elegance nocturnal wanli congratulations, respected! @ TaoYongYi [good] @ retail congratulations but always! But always have a big love heart!!!!! [a flower] [good]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌：
@多哥逐梦美方一定没想到中国这么经打，它大概想象不出当今世界上还有美国使出全部力气施压却“我自岿然不动”的国家，而且中国不仅不垮，同时做到了不乱，并且在一招一式地对它予以回击。不错，这就是中国。
[@ Togo dream us must have thought China so by playing, it probably cant imagine the world and the United States use all the strength to put pressure on but Im from kui countries, and China is not only dont collapse, did not at the same time, and in a recruit a type to respond to it. Yes, this is China.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑：
【男子借车无证驾驶，车主接受询问时说漏嘴：他是去偷电瓶的】月日，福建建瓯，一男子借朋友摩托车，却因无证驾驶被查。车主接受交警询问时却说漏嘴“坑了”朋友，“他是去偷电瓶的”。经了解，该男子从月就开始偷电瓶，已作案近起。目前因涉嫌盗窃罪，男子已被刑拘。@一手Video ...全文： m.weibo
[The man borrow the car driving without a license, the owner ask told the discharge spout he was going to steal the battery month day, fujian minqing, motorcycle, and a man borrow friends but was checked for driving without a license. The owner to accept traffic police inquiry said sold pit friends, he was going to steal the battery. Through the understanding, the man began to steal from month battery, have a close up. Has been detained on suspicion of theft, man. @ in Video... The full text m. eibo]
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百度网盘：
#这很青年范# 边做公益边追星是什么样一种体验?复旦学霸正能量追星，奔赴乡村支
教，学霸的追星方式我爱了!
「青年」放映厅今日推荐：《追星女孩的公益梦》
作者 @张亦弛 ，来自@复旦大学
猛戳 tAiYqjTX 我也要报名 ↓↓↓ tAiQFRmD
[# # this very young to do public welfare while make track for a star is what kind of experience? Fudan students better positive energy make track for a star, to the countryside < br > to teach, students with excellent grades make track for a star I love the way! < br > < br > youth screens recommended today make track for a star girls good dream @ < br > the author zhang chi, also from @ < br > stab tAiYqjTX fudan university I will left left left tAiQFRmD down down down]
百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使
汽车之家：
#家家技术设计#【技术三分钟第一季 电池种类评价】之前我们聊过了电动车电池基础原理，这一期直接聊聊各种电动车电池的好坏！到底三元锂好还是磷酸铁锂好？圆柱、方形和软包电池又有什么优缺点？@瓦罐宁子 带你了解真相！让你在选购电动车的时候不会为电池犯愁！tAiQFRNm
[# # every technical design technology for three minutes in the first quarter the battery type evaluation 】 【 we talked before the fundamental electric vehicle batteries, this issue directly to talk about all kinds of electric vehicle battery is good or bad! The ternary lithium or lithium iron phosphate is good? Cylindrical, square, and what are the strengths and weaknesses of the soft package and battery? @ crock NingZi show you know the truth! Let you when the choose and buy electric cars not battery to worry about! tAiQFRNm]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
青年时报：
#午间分享#自己多胖……心里没点数吗[挖鼻] tAiQafNrN
[# # at noon to share their more fat... No points? [dig nose] tAiQafNrN in heart]
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小野妹子学吐槽：
严重发胖@无语行为阅览：人还活着@工藤新严：始终单身。@杠哩个杠_：还是没钱@梅子酒胶囊：未来可期@幸运可爱的小丸子：胖若两人@鹿鈺恣意_：九年义务
[Severe obesity @ silent reading people alive @ kudo new yan always single. @ bar li bar _ still no money @ plum wine capsule the future can be @ lucky cute little balls fat if two people @ LuYu do their _ nine-year compulsory]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【幼儿园#暑托班多名孩子饭后呕吐# 家长：疾控中心已采样】月日，四川绵阳。家长称孩子从幼儿园暑托班吃过晚餐回家，多名幼童集体呕吐，有的连吐次，已入院观察治疗。医生称情况不明，目前疾控中心已采样。幼儿园称会承担孩子医疗费用，事件正在调查处理。@一手Video tAiQkHpL
[【 kindergarten # heat more than her children vomiting after dinner # parents the centers for disease control and prevention has been sampling 】 June , in mianyang, sichuan. Her parents said their children from kindergarten chief eaten dinner at home, many children collective vomiting, some even vomiting, has been admitted to hospital treatment. Doctors say the unknown, at present, the centers for disease control and prevention has sampling. Kindergarten said will take children medical costs, processing events are investigating. @ Video tAiQkHpL]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
穿行在祖国的大地上！祝福！[心][鲜花][拳头]
[Travel through the earth of the motherland! Blessing! [heart] [flowers] [fist]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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