2019年8月8日星期四

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冷笑话精选:
    好想拥有!@我最可爱没意见吧有趣的灵魂万里挑一哈哈哈哈@心彭彭呀哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈沙雕女孩@缓缓_等妙回家女孩子真是太可爱了吧!
[Really want to have! @ I most lovely fine interesting soul of a ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha @ heart pumbaa sand girls @ _ such wonderful home slowly girls are so cute!!!!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #长安十二时辰# 程参查到徐宾可疑,吉温却一副听不懂他在说什么的亚子,还坚持要让他背黑锅,程参无语表示今后不想跟这样的同事共事。今晚会员更新三集,案件会有新进展吗?#夏天才是最好的时光#
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[Check it # # chang Chen Cheng Can Xu Bin suspicious, JiWen has a pair of dont understand what he said the child, also insisted that let him feel aggrieved, Cheng Can speechless said dont want to work with such a colleague in the future. Tonight members updated three sets, case will have new progress? # # summer is the best time < br > tAiTIQl]

青年时报:
    【起源多亿年前!#大量未知古老星系被发现#,或改变对宇宙的看法[吃惊]】月日,东京大学在其网站上发文称该校天文学使用ALMA望远镜,发现了大量未知的星系。这些星系来自宇宙亿年中的前亿年。基于此,宇宙学家可能要重新审视宇宙的运作,该发现或能够帮助解决黑洞、暗物质之谜。(时差视频)...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 origin billion-plus years ago! # # was found, a large number of unknown ancient galaxies or change the view of the universe [surprised]] month day, Tokyo university, said in a statement on its web site use ALMA school astronomy telescope, found a lot of unknown galaxies. These galaxies from the universe before the one hundred million in one hundred million. Based on this, cosmologists may want to review the operation of the universe, the discovery or can help solve the mystery of black holes, dark matter. Jet lag (video)... The full text m. eibo]

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猫扑:
    【#岁娃被撞就诊小时无人管# 医院:已辞退涉事医生】月日,吉林榆树市,一家长称自己岁孩子被车撞到,头部有血,到医院就诊后医生却相互推脱长达小时。孩子家长表示,晚上点半左右到达医院,直到凌晨点才包扎上伤口。随后,榆树市人民医院通报,涉事医生未执行首诊责任制,给予辞退处理。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # years old she knocked clinic hours nobody tube hospital doctor has fired involved 】 month day, jilin yushu city, age of the parents said their children hit by a car, head blood, to the hospital after the doctor is mutual push to take off for hours. Parents said that night around arrived at the hospital, until at some dressing on the wound. Subsequently, yushu city peoples hospital, involved the doctor did not perform the first diagnosis responsibility system, to dismiss processing. cars only The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    听说今天是#世界猫咪日# ,还等什么,秀出你家的猫主子盛世美颜吧![给你小心心][给你小心心][给你小心心] ​
[I heard today is world cat # #, also etc. What, show your cat master shengshi beauty!!!! [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully] [give you a careful heart]]

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南方都市报:
    【转发周知!公安部:#所有民族资产解冻项目全是诈骗#】日,公安机关提醒:①凡是打着类似民族资产解冻旗号进行敛财的,让你交钱的,都是诈骗;②凡是自称党中央、国务院领导干部,通过电话、微信、电子邮件、QQ等方式进行所谓的“委托”“授权”“任命”的,均是诈骗;③凡是声称缴纳数十元、上百元...全文: m.weibo ​
[Known to the forwarding! The ministry of public security # # 】 all national assets thaw project is full of fraud, the public security organ shall remind ) those who similar national assets thaw banner for fundraising, let you make money, is a fraud; () who claims to leading cadres of the CPC central committee and the state council, by telephone, in the form of WeChat, E-mail, QQ and so-called by appointment, authorization is a fraud; () who claimed dozens of yuan, pay hundreds of dollars... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    恭喜@清爽系太阳 等名用户获得【雪碧爽椰派箱及神秘避暑礼品份】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tAiTImvMQ
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刘彦斌:
    今日点评:举而不坚! ​
[Comments today for not strong! ​]

平安北京:
    【偷万留万?“良心”小偷:我心里过意不去】最近杭州余杭警方破获了一起拉车门盗窃案,被盗车主车内的万元现金,被偷走了万,还剩万。为什么小偷只偷走万呢?嫌疑人王某的回答让民警有些哭笑不得:“要是人家拿去救命的钱,我拿完了心里也过意不去。”@京视频 tAiTIELOs ​
[【 wanna steal left over? conscience thief my in the mind a stain 】 recently police in hangzhou yuhang have to pull the door with theft, stolen car owners ten thousand yuan cash inside the car and had been stolen, still remain. Why did the thief only stole thousands? Suspect wang mous answer let police some in distress situation if somebody else get money to help, I take out the in the mind is also guilty. @ Beijing video tAiTIELOs]

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优酷:
    想环游世界但没钱,怎么办?
看纪录片可以满足你
十大世界危险禁地,人类从未踏足的神秘之所
看完就一个字:爽!!!🔥🔥🔥
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汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#【开疆拓土的功臣 历史上的重要车型(一)】曾经有人信誓旦旦的表示汽车永远无法取代马车,从汽车诞生之日起就饱受各种非议,但如今汽车已经成为人们生活中不可或缺的交通工具。今天就让我们简单回顾下汽车百年发展史中的那些重要车型,而作为这个系列的开篇,介绍车型的同时更多的是车与...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every car culture in the history of the hero with the speakers of the important models (a)] once someone promises said car can never replace carriage, since the emergence of the car under a variety of criticism, but now the car has become an indispensable transportation in peoples life. Today lets simple review under those important models of auto development in one hundred, and as the opening of this series, introduced models at the same time is more of a car with... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

新浪汽车:
    #新车情报局#【新款雷克萨斯RX开启预售 售.万起】日前,从雷克萨斯官方获悉,旗下中大型豪华SUV新款雷克萨斯RXRX hL加长版正式开启预售。新款车型针对外观和配置方面进行了升级,另外,可选座三排布局的加长版RX hL车型首次引入到了国内市场。此次预售共款车型,参考预售价.万元-....全文: m.weibo ​
[# # new cia [the new lexus RX open to booking. All up 】 has learned from lexus officials that its large new lexus luxury SUV RXRX extended edition hL officially open to booking. A new model for the appearance and configuration upgraded, in addition, an optional extended edition RX model hL three rows layout first introduced to the domestic market. The open to booking a car, the reference booking price. $ten thousand -... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

优酷:
    #刘亦菲 西装杀#仙女再次下凡,这次@刘亦菲 小姐姐身着笔挺的黑色小西装,飒气扑面而来。身后的色彩背景也把仙女的英气再勾勒出一分,简直太攻啦!(PS:这把伞也太好看了,我们凡人能求个代购链接不[酸])(视频来自优酷ID:硕果新闻)#夏天才是最好的时光#
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[# # l suit kill fairy descent again, this time @ l little sister in straight little black suit, sayin gas. Behind the color of the background and the heroic spirit of the fairy draws the outline of a point, again absolutely too attack! (PS this umbrella is too good, we mortals can act as purchasing agency links dont [acid]) (video from youku ID great news) # # summer is the best time < br > tAiTIQlD]

汽车之家:
    #汽车之家全球汽车夜# 今日立秋!🍂汽车之家全球超级车展在爽朗的秋意中正式开幕,如秋风般自在飒爽的人气女演员@阚清子 也将惊喜加盟汽车之家全球汽车夜!俏皮活力的她将变身“汽车足球宝贝”与优质小生合作,开启一场“速度与激情”的香车比拼~🔥tAiTIHTFj ,更有超多福利...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # home of global car night autumn begins today! 🍂 motor home of global super was inaugurated in the autumn of bright and clear, as comfortable as the autumn wind of popular actress @ KanQingZi will surprise to the home of global car night! Nifty dynamic she will change to auto football baby cooperate with good niche, opened a fast and furious cars competing ~ 🔥 tAiTIHTFj, more than many welfare... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

微博位置:
    #苏州商业街爆炸# 苏州阳光天地商业街一小吃店疑因煤气罐泄露发生爆炸,小位子刚看了现场视频,太可怕了,希望没有人员伤亡,大家一定要警惕身边安全隐患,愿平安!
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