Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    父母在，人生尚有来处。父母去，人生只剩归途@大神说@阿莫学长父母真的很伟大[泪]
[Parents, life still has to place. Parents go, life is only way @ great god said @ amor senior parents really great [tears]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，北京市朝阳区朝外大街偶遇明星汪苏泷，详细内容请点击 tAiYEgtGQ ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, encounter chaowai street of Beijing star Wang Su Long, details please click tAiYEgtGQ]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

天猫：
    恭喜@喵汪咪汪咪 等名用户获得【雷蛇鼠标键盘套装】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAiYEQpvP
[Congratulations to @ meow wang mi wang mi users so as to obtain the razer mouse and keyboard set 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiYEQpvP]

“理想生活，上天猫”——tmall

但斌：
    舷窗下，凌晨的珠三角，灯火依然璀璨。贸易战背景下的中国，正励精图治、发奋图强……大概率，几年后，这片土地更有竞争力、更辉煌！[拳头][拳头][拳头] ​
[Of the pearl river delta port, the morning, still bright lights. Trade war under the background of China, is hard, worked hard... Big probability, a few years later, the land more competitive, more brilliant! [fist] [fist] [fist]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

天猫：
    恭喜@阿肥肥啊啊 名用户获得【夜猫熬夜大礼包】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tAiYENbJQ
[Hail, @ shum sigh users get [stayed up late one package]. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiYENbJQ]

“理想生活，上天猫”——tmall

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：季克良：酱香酒酿造的过程》转载：季克良说：茅台太贵，那就喝酱香酒，这是酱香酒行业的一个优势！都说仁怀酱香酒的香气，是最复杂的酒香。端午踩曲、重阳下沙、一年一个生产周期，两次投粮、九次tAiYEFCL ​
[Published the post reprinted ke-liang ji maotai-flavor liquor brewing process of reproduced ke-liang ji said maotai is too expensive, then drink maotai-flavor liquor, this is an advantage of maotai-flavor liquor industry. All say renhuai maotai-flavor liquor aroma, is the most complex bouquet. On dragon boat song, chongyang xiasha, one production cycle a year, twice for grain, tAiYEFCL nine times]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：【私募领军人物专访】但斌：选股票不是零和游戏做好风控才能穿越牛熊》【私募领军人物专访】但斌：选股票不是零和游戏做好风控才能穿越牛熊柠檬不酸金融号院今天前言从年到现在，风雨兼tAiYEKpRw ​
[Published a blog post reprinted [leading private interview] but wb choose the stock is not a zero-sum game do risk control ability through the callable bullbear contracts but interviews with leading private 】 【 wb choose the stock is not a zero-sum game comes form through the callable bullbear contracts lemon sour financial risk control, foreword today from year to now, wind and rain and tAiYEKpRw]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

冷笑话精选：
    听前奏就受不了了@寄信給风Jelly音乐一起就想哭
[Cant you take a listen to a prelude to @ send wind Jelly music together just want to cry]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

刘彦斌：
    我是不会去参加炒股大会的，我没有丝毫的兴趣，瞎耽误功夫！ ​
[Im not going to go to fry a conference, I have no interest, just waste time! ​]

汽车之家：
    #晚安家人##七夕[超话]# 七夕你送给自己了什么礼物？ ​
[# # # # good night family Chinese words [over] the Tanabata what gift you give yourself? ​]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #深夜大明白#这首歌横空出世，历经年还很火，很多人的启蒙英文歌！ ​ tAiYYkKE ​
[# # the night big understand this song, also very fire, and after years many enlightenment English song! tAiYYkKE]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    贡菜，我觉得是成都串串的MVP
[Gong vegetables, I think it is chengdu, clusters of MVP]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。