冷笑话精选：
好温柔！@风吹铃铛响叮叮[酸]@吃不胖的小好暖！！@夏正正羡慕你们总能遇见温柔的人和事@asoux看电影的时候觉得有点冷 跟朋友聊天提了一嘴 坐我旁边的陌生人 借打电话的名义让我帮他拿外套 然后回来我想着还他 他说不用 然后我就盖到了电影结束 真的好温柔又绅士
[Good gentle! @ the wind bell ring ding-ding [acid] @ eat not fat little good warm!! @ summer is just envy you can always meet a gentle people and things @ asoux movie feel a bit cold when chatting with friends to ask a stranger sitting next to me borrow mouth call and asked me to help him in the name of the coat back then I think he also said he dont then I cover by the end of the movie really tender and gentleman]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
刘彦斌：
破尺子总怼我，不知道是谁给他的勇气？
[Broken ruler always Dui me, dont know who gave him courage? ]
汽车之家：
#家家新闻# 【现代全新概念电动车将亮相法兰克福车展】日前，我们从外媒了解到，现代将在月份的法兰克福车展上推出一款全新纯电动概念车。它不仅将会展示现代针对未来纯电动车型的外观设计思路，还会展示一套可定制化的内饰设计，名叫“STYLE SET FREE”。 tAiQAGARa
[# # every news modern new concept electric vehicle will be at the Frankfurt motor show a few days ago, we learned from foreign media, modern in the months Frankfurt motor show will launch a new electric concept car. It will not only show the modern design idea of pure electric vehicles in the future, will also show a SET of interior design can be customized, named STYLE SET FREE. tAiQAGARa]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
青年时报：
【真·天打雷劈！男子#雷雨前对着天空录像 下一秒闪电劈到眼前#[傻眼]近日，广西南宁市，一小伙子在雷雨前对着天空拍照录像，结果那道雷电忽然劈到小伙子面前。幸好那道雷电没有劈中人，该男子和同伴惊魂未定的跑回屋内。网友：“真·天打雷劈！”“隔着屏幕看都觉得刺激！”温馨提醒：雷雨天气时，尽量...全文： m.weibo
[【 · day thunder! Man # to the sky before the thunderstorm video next second front of lightning to # [been] recently, the guangxi nanning, a young man on the thunderstorm photo video, the result that lightning split before the young man suddenly. Fortunately, that the thunder didnt split middleman, the man and his companions in shock ran back to the room. The net friend true, day thunder! across the screen to see all feel exciting! warm reminder the thunderstorm weather, as far as possible... m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端：
#微博十年##我和微博的那些事# 年月日，我开通了微博！年月日，我发布原创微博最多，共条！快告诉我，你最勤奋的一天发布了多少条微博？tAiQwuRML
[# # # weibo ten years I and weibo # (date) (month) (year) to do those things, I opened a weibo! (date) (month) (year), I released the most original weibo, total article! Tell me, how much do you most hard day issued a weibo? tAiQwuRML]
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优酷：
#人类为消亡冰川举行葬礼#北极熊饿到失去理智袭击人类，气候变化把他们逼急了
#微博纪录片联盟#它们是在守卫自己的领地，还是真的饿极了准备用人类饱腹。格林兰这片荒芜的极寒之地，却一样难逃气候变化的步步威胁，食物越来越少动物们难以果腹，北极熊向探险者靠近……每周四点，优酷《十个世界尽头》...全文： m.weibo
[# # the human to die the glacier funeral hungry polar bear to lose reason to attack humans, climate change, drove them nasty < br > # weibo documentary league # on guard their territory, they are still really very hungry to use full human beings. Greenland this barren land very cold, but not escape the threats of climate change, food less and less animals to dine, the polar bear to be near the explorer... At four o clock every week, youku ten worlds end... The full text m. eibo]
顶尖设计：
简洁雅致的空间配色方案
[Concise and elegant space color scheme]
职业搬砖，业余设计。
东方航空：
月日，东航梦想客机执飞的上海——奥克兰MU（FM)航班即将启航，为您和家人的新西兰之旅带来更多完美体验。想要提前打卡新西兰美景？了解新西兰毛利族文化吗？东航与@奥克兰国际机场 一起，邀您共同观影即将上映的——《速度与激情：特别行动》，和我们一起提前感受新西兰毛利战舞，体验新西...全文： m.weibo
[Month, China Eastern dreamliner on Shanghai - Auckland MU (FM) flight is about to set sail, for you and your familys trip to New Zealand to bring more perfect experience. Want to ring in the New Zealand scenery in advance? Understand the Maori people of New Zealand culture? China Eastern with @ Oakland international airport, invite you to watch the upcoming - fast and the furious special operations, and together we feel ahead of the New Zealand Maori war dance, experience new west... The full text m. eibo]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
青年时报：
【两岁多男孩比同龄人矮了近厘米，竟是和上早教班有关……[吃惊]】杭州杨女士的儿子小名乐乐，今年周岁不到。一直以来，杨女士都致力于给孩子提供最好的条件，不管是吃的、穿的，还是用的。然而最近她却发现，乐乐和周围的同龄孩子相比明显矮了不少。“孩子正是因为每天太迟睡了，才导致生长发育出现...全文： m.weibo
[【 more than two years old boy nearly centimeters shorter than their peers, are related to early education class on... [surprised]] hangzhou nickname, the son of ms Yang lele, age less than this year. Along the way, ms Yang is committed to provide the best conditions, whether to eat, wear, or use. Recently, however, she found that lele and around age child than obvious short a lot. Children because slept too late, every day that contribute to their growth and development occur... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：
@Johnny黄景瑜 认真对戏大胆说出的喜欢你听到了吗？今天鲸鱼想让本喵悄悄问一下，你们更想吃他做的小龙虾还是咖啡三明治呢？快戳→tAiHjVXSp 参与互动告诉他吧，他已经准备好食材等着为你下厨啦！带话题#黄景瑜理想生活#转发本微博，抽送份由@高露洁Colgate 提供的黄景瑜同款限定礼盒！
[@ Johnny Huang Jingyu earnestly to play adventure like you hear it? Whales today want to let this meow quietly ask, do you want him to do more small lobster or coffee sandwiches? Quick stamp - tAiHjVXSp interactive tell him, he was ready to cook food waiting for you! Bring forward topic # # Huang Jingyu ideal life this weibo, pumping a Huang Jingyu same funds provided by the @ Colgate Colgate limited gift box! ]
(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..*☆理想生活，上天猫！─=≡Σ(((つ•̀ω•́)つ超皮官V，撩本喵！
冷笑话精选：
不是说好了建国后不许成精的吗?
你们是故意的吧[doge]
#成精的神奇动物# tAiQAzpFL
[Not good after the founding of the forbid into fine? < br > you are deliberately [doge] < br > # # into fine fb tAiQAzpFL]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
汽车之家：
#家家话题讨论# 车电分离的消费方式可以降低用户购车成本，车企也可以基于此研发、推广车辆换电、增加续航等服务。换电与加油一样快，那么你是否能接受车电分离消费方式？参与话题讨论，家家将每天抽取一位幸运用户送出汽车之家精美礼品！
[# every topic # car electric separation of consumption can reduce the user cost of car, car companies can also be based on the research and development, the promotion in the electric vehicle, increase the range of services. In electricity and gas as fast, so if you can accept separation car electricity consumption? Participate in the discussion topics, every family will extract a lucky every day users send car home of exquisite gift! ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
#微博十年# #我和微博的那些事# 那些你和微博的独家记忆，都在这里[心]
[# # # weibo ten years I and twitter # of those things that you and exclusive memory, weibo is here [heart]]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
玩转instagram：
为这个家真是操碎了喵心 [喵喵]
[For this home is really fuck brokenmeow meow meow heart]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~（品牌合作请私信，提供简介，谢谢！）
青年时报：
【多岁阿姨头痛头晕以为中暑，没想到是颅内的“马蜂窝”作祟……】多岁的高阿姨痛、头晕，以为是中暑了，但后来出现了行走不稳且恶心呕吐。在浙江省人民医院桐乡院区紧急安排急诊CT后，报告显示：小脑出血破入第四脑室。神经外科会诊认为，高阿姨的病情危重需手术解除血肿压迫。神经外科专家商议并...全文： m.weibo
[[s aunt headache dizziness thought heatstroke, have never thought is intracranial hornets nest work... S high aunt pain, dizziness, thought it was heat stroke, but then came walking instability and nausea and vomiting. In tongxiang city zhejiang province peoples hospital of campus emergency arrangement after emergency CT, according to a report small cerebral hemorrhage broken into the fourth ventricle. Neurosurgery consultation that high aunt in a critical condition need surgery to remove the hematoma. Neurosurgeons counsel and... The full text m. eibo]
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