Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    ？？？@娱乐大魔王哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈惊了？？？@VV小小圈？？？？
[????? @ entertainment archenemy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha surprised??????? @ VV small circle??????]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【民办#初中按天赋分班# 校长称有研究理论支撑[思考]】月日，山西晋中一所民办中学收纳小升初的学生不看成绩，而是让学生进行语言、逻辑、体育等测评，并划分为思者、赢者、学者、行者、德者，配备相应的老师。校长称这是新的研究成果，能帮助孩子成长。#你啥看法# @一手Video tAiNtuV ​
[Banding # # [private junior high school according to the talent President says research theory support [thinking]] month day, shanxi jinzhong a middle school of run by the local people receive among students from grades, but let the student to carry on the measurement of the language, logic, such as sports, and divided into thinking, the winner, scholar, traveler, DE, equipped with corresponding teacher. The headmaster says that this is a new research achievements, can help children to grow up. # what do you think what # @ Video tAiNtuV]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽：
    我投降！这也太可爱了吧[求关注]
[I surrender! This also too cute attention [o]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

百度网盘：
    整个人都快虚脱了[微笑] ​
[All quick collapse [smiles]]

百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使

但斌：
    @老曾阿牛为了回到香港上市，美元兑.港币，其实等于没有拆。@李成东 方便韭菜购买！[允悲]
[@ old had pig in order to return to Hong Kong dollar. Hk, actually is not. @ Li Chengdong convenient leek purchase! [allow sad]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @任仁雄转发微博
[@ Ren Renxiong forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @任仁雄@雪球平安内含价值和刚从美国回来的基金经理聊剩下亿美金商品上税的问题，他说的很直白，这些基本上都是大财团的商品，美国内部有许多挺中派，认为产业链很难移出去也不想移出去，成本太高。现在白宫内外有很多游说团体，川金毛团队很难执行，大概率会对原有的亿商品继续上浮关税
[@ Ren Renxiong @ snowball embedded value peace and just got back from the us fund managers about the remaining $commodity tax issues, he said very straightforward, these are big business in commodity, in the internal of America, there are many pretty pie, think dont want to move out industry chain is very difficult to move out, the cost too is high. Inside and outside the White House now there are a lot of lobbying group, sichuan golden retriever team would be difficult to implement, big probability of existing tariffs for commodities continue to rise]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @任仁雄@厚恩投资张延昆转发微博
[@ Zhang Yankun forwarding microblogging Ren Renxiong @ his investment]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @任仁雄什么时候能见底？@格隆汇APP转发微博
[When can the @ Ren Renxiong bottom? @ long hui APP forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也贵州人民有口福啊！@朱毅我们贵州有茅台，有老干妈，还有任老先生[鼓掌][鼓掌][鼓掌]
[@ fields is good Joe guizhou people also have luck to eat STH delicious! @ Zhu Yi we guizhou maotai, old dopted mother, and let the man [applause.] [applause.] [applause.]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @羊总之花菜炒蟹回复@酒业时报上半年，五浪液无论在业绩与营销，还是股价和市值增长，追赶茅台势头勇不可挡，显然已奔跑在正确的路上；但下半年，茅台随着纷扰渐消，大格局、大视野下的强力举措亦会效应渐显，股价再次加速上涨的动因和动能也会再次引爆。茅台，终究是无以伦比的茅台呀！
[@ sheep in short cauliflower Fried crab reply @ liquor times in the first half of the five waves fluid in both the performance and marketing, or stock price and market growth, chase momentum of maotai yong unstoppable, apparently already running in the right way; But in the second half, with maotai distractions fading, under the big pattern, large powerful measures will also effect fadein, shares of accelerating agent again and kinetic energy will set off again. Unparalleled maotai maotai, after all is!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @股道热肠也救人一命胜造七级浮屠！屠！
[@ good Joe fields is also a human life than building seven pagoda! Tu!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人