Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽：
    永远不要劝讨厌番茄的人：“试试这个番茄不一样的很甜的”[允悲] ​
[Never advised hate tomatoes try the tomato sweet different [allow sad]]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博位置：
    年月日 点分左右，金华市东阳市横店镇偶遇明星阿娇，详细内容请点击 tAipqrCqb ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, jinhua dongyang HengDian Town encounter star ejiao, details please click tAipqrCqb]

发微博带上“位置”，在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 pengfei@staff.weibo

优酷：
    #笑傲江湖# 节目上开车？还是肇事者？爆笑超嗨，专治不开心[舔屏]今儿个的江湖有点逗！tAipqBLSP ​
[# # to thrive on driving? Or who? Joke very hi, cure unhappiness [lick screen] the river lake is a bit funny today! tAipqBLSP]

猫扑：
    【深圳高空坠落杠铃片砸伤路人，警方通报：肇事者打扫卫生时不慎坠落[吃惊]】月日，深圳一女子经过南山地铁站出口时，突然被高坠物体砸中倒地，头部血流不止。警方通报，附近小区居民在家中打扫卫生时，不慎导致一块健身用杠铃片坠落，致路人头部受伤。伤者被送医治疗，无生命危险。涉事居民已被带...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 shenzhen falling weight plate parts passers-by, the police notified perpetrators cleaning when he fall [surprised]] month day, a woman in shenzhen through the nanshan subway exit was suddenly fell down in the high falling object smashing, head bleeding. Police report, near the village resident at home cleaning, inadvertently lead to a piece of fitness with falling weight plate, passers-by a head injury. The injured were treated, not life-threatening. Residents involved has been with... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽：
    也可能是想让神灵帮忙还@追风少年刘全有哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好歹也把密码写上去啊@静之次代哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈想必愿望太大太多了。
[May be want to let the gods help @ zhuifeng juvenile quan-you liu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha also somehow also write up @ times of static password generation must have desire too much too much ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#借千还万#！警方解救遭套路贷女大学生】浙江磐安警方通报一起套路贷案件。一女大学生借千元无力偿还，想借款平账遭套路贷，债务垒至万后报警。名犯罪嫌疑人被抓，涉及万多名受害者，涉案金额上亿元。tAipqlTxi ​
[【 # # borrow thousands still wan! The police rescued by routine female college student loan 】 zhejiang panan police notified the routine credit cases. A female college students unable to repay borrowed one thousand yuan, ping zhang want to borrowing by routine loans, debt base to alarm after all. The suspect was caught, involving a number of victims, involving hundreds of millions of dollars. tAipqlTxi]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
    #枕边时刻#你最期待的一部即将上映的电影是？ ​
[# # pillow moments you most looking forward to the upcoming movie? ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #易烊千玺 AC我只要你# 小酷酸到家了，千玺队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 大喇叭对AC@WaackerAC雷曦 喊出“爱的宣言”，大呼“我只要你！”别说dancer们羡慕，小酷都实名羡慕！tAipqvRT ​
[# this is the street # # Jackson AC # I as long as you little cool acid home, thousand seal captain @ TFBOYS Jackson loudspeakers to AC @ WaackerAC LeiXi shout declaration of love, shouted I only want you! Dont say dancer who envy, small cool real-name envy! tAipqvRT]

冷笑话精选：
    没相过亲的提一个问题
懂的人来回答一下[二哈] ​
[Never phase of < br > understand a question to answer ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
    #夜福利# 跨界旅行车 沃尔沃V~ ​
[# # night welfare crossover wagon Volvo V ~]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。

微博搞笑排行榜：
    评论留一个优美的句子，
大家在回复里稍稍改动
让它变得非常沙雕
_________________________________ ​ ​​​
[Comments left a beautiful sentence, < br > everybody slightly changes in reply < br > < br > let it become very sand _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    草地
作者：米沃什 [波兰]

那是在干草收割之前，河畔一片繁茂的草地，
一个阳光明媚的六月天。
我用一生寻觅，终于找到它，认出它：
那里生长的青草和鲜花，那个孩子全都十分熟悉。
通过微合的眼睑，我把四周的光线吮吸。
香气将我周身包裹，所有的认知都已停止。
我突然感到自己在消融，幸福得开始哭...全文： m.weibo ​
[< br > the grass author milosz (polish) < br > < br > it is before the hay harvest, riverside lush grass, < br > one sunny day in June. < br > I use whole life looking for, finally found it, recognize it < br > there grow grass and flowers, the child all are very familiar with. < br > through closed eyelids, I put the light around the lap. < br > the aroma will I in the whole package, all cognitive have stopped. < br > I suddenly felt himself in the melt, happiness began to cry... The full text m. eibo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #青春环游记# @王凯kkw @吴谨言Y @魏大勋 @范丞丞Adam @林允Jelly @宋铭睿Eddy @段美洋DMY 携手旧时光cp@李兰迪 @张新成 勇闯武侠江湖！经典武侠重现燃爆全场，更有“You Jump,I Jump”经典戏码。#上优酷看青春# 精彩已经开启！tAipqmXTe ​
[Carl # @ # youth wang KKW @ Wu Jin said Y @ @ Fan Chengcheng wei big great Adam @ Lin Yun Jelly @ Song Mingrui Eddy @ beautiful ocean DMY hand in hand to the old time cp @ Li Landi @ xin-cheng zhang gate-crashers celebrated martial arts! Classic martial arts and explosion, reproduce more You Jump, I Jump classic drama. Youku to see the youth on # # fascinating is open! tAipqmXTe]

元气满满新沐瞳：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航 心向往之，行必能至。

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 小黑屋选人环节，海哥@小海JrTaco 选择反向出击，连问队长@TFBOYS-易烊千玺 @羅志祥 @韩庚 自己齐舞环节败北原因，虚心讨教~
tAipqRbAt ​
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war little black house candidates, hai @ the small JrTaco choose reverse attack, even ask captain @ TFBOYS Jackson @ show @ han geng qi dance link defeat reason, for advice modestly ~ < br > tAipqRbAt]