冷笑话精选:
云养娃的快乐[笑cry]@咕叽咕叽谷a赶紧揍一顿吧,给孩子一个完整的童年[嘻嘻]@女王节奏的可爱小号看着好爽反正不是我养哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Cloud keeps her happy [laugh cry] @ you had to beat a valley, give the child a complete childhood (hee hee) @ the queen rhythm of lovely small look cool not me ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
ZAKER:
【全新一代宝马系上市 .万元起】 这次上市的是第七代宝马 系,价格从 元到 元。 tAipqOPZz
[BMW is listed. The new generation ten thousand yuan 】 the listing is the seventh generation BMW department, prices from dollars to yuan. tAipqOPZz]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【男子#天打次求充话费# 民警:安排[doge]】河南南阳一男子一天内打多次报警电话,要求消防给他“充点话费”。男子称,只要给他充元话费,就不再打骚扰电话。随后,消防联系公安机关,确定男子住址,民警将其带回派出所。@新京报我们视频 tAipqpCdP
[The man playing time for filling the phone # # days police arrangements [doge]] henan nanyang multiple alarm call a man one day, require fire filling words fee for him. Man said, as long as give he yuan filling words fee, stop harassing phone calls. Then, contact the public security organ fire, determine the mens address, the police will be back to the police station. @ Beijing news we video tAipqpCdP]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##宝马系# 今晚,作为宝马品牌的灵魂车型,由华晨宝马国产的新一代宝马系正式上市,新车推出长轴距版和标准轴距版在内的一种动力共计款车型,指导价:.-.万元。及车型将于明年上市。
[# every news # # # department of BMW tonight, as the soul of the BMW brand models, the domestic new generation BMW brilliance BMW is officially listed, new car launch long wheelbase version and standard wheelbase, a dynamic model, a total of the guided -. Ten thousand yuan. And models will be listed next year. ]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
冷笑话精选:
年纪大了不需要闹铃
[Old dont need the alarm]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博时尚:
经典角色古风仿妆!#这是什么神仙眼影#
[Classic role antique imitation makeup! # # what is this fairy eye shadow]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
24小时新闻:
【浑身光环!神医“熊教授”满嘴跑火车】年,河南郑州一名自称医生的熊世汉给李大爷介绍了一位老伴,随后诱导李大爷拿出万元投资他的公司。可没到两个月,李大爷发现这位老伴也是熊世汉的病人,还是一位精神病患者,而这位自称河南农大双学士博士,留过学,还是中医世家的熊世汉就是个骗子。 ...全文: m.weibo
[Professor 【 all aura! Happy bear with a mouthful of train running 】 years, henan zhengzhou a claim to be a doctor Xiong Shihan give Mr. Lee a wife is introduced, then induce Mr. Lee took out ten thousand yuan investment in his company. Dont have to two months, Mr. Lee found the wife also Xiong Shihan patients, or a mental patients, and the claims to henan nongda double bachelors degree, Ph.D., studied, or the doctor of traditional Chinese medicine family Xiong Shihan is a liar. ... The full text m. eibo]
最新、最快新闻视频
汽车之家:
#家家技术设计# 【我与奔驰W的故事 准备心脏手术】@刘宇尧 的这台老奔驰E级虽然说车身状态还不错,但是发动机之前出现了烧机油的情况并且发动机运转时有点异响,所以这一次把它带到了修理厂进行体检,结果拆开发动机之后发现情况非常不乐观。tAipqaBFR
[# every technical design # 【 】 with Mercedes W story I prepare heart surgery @ Liu Yuyao this old Mercedes e-class although said body condition is good, but the engine before the burning oil situation and a little louder when engine is running, so this time brought it to the repair shop for a medical, the disassemble the engine later found that the situation is not optimistic. tAipqaBFR]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端:
【#岁老人夺百米跑冠军# 两年前曾打破世界纪录】月日,美国新墨西哥州,岁老人Julia Hawkins出战全美老年运动会,.秒跑完米,在百米赛跑项目再次夺金,而她本人也是该项目的世界记录保持者——.秒。此次比赛她参加了米和米赛跑,是唯一超过百岁的参赛者。...全文: m.weibo
[【 seize the hundred meters champion # # - year - old, broke the world record two years ago] month, new Mexico, years old Julia Hawkins play the old games, the second run meters, gold medal again in the meters projects, and she is also the world record holder. Seconds. She took part in the rice and meters, this match is the only over the age of the participants. ... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
南方都市报:
【#宜宾地震灾区已获捐款超亿元#!生命搜救结束,重点转向灾后重建】月日,第五次宜宾市“·”长宁抗震救灾新闻发布会召开。会上通报指出,地震灾区救援已过去三天,生命搜救工作基本结束,重点逐步转向基础设施恢复、财产损失评估鉴定和灾后恢复重建。目前灾区接获全国捐款已超亿元。
截至月...全文: m.weibo
[【 # yibin earthquake has won #! More than one hundred million yuan donation, search and rescue over emphasis to post-disaster reconstruction] month day, fifth yibin city changning earthquake relief , news conference. Conference pointed out that the earthquake disaster area has been in the past three days, rescue work basic end of life, gradually focus on infrastructure recovery, property loss evaluation appraisal and post-earthquake recovery and reconstruction. At present, the disaster area received the donation has more than one hundred million yuan. < br > by the end of month... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 韩队长@韩庚 果然身手矫健[笑cry]半路截下罗队长@羅志祥 给@贝卡舞蹈DoubleY炎炎BKcrew 的结盟信物🍎~韩队立下flag,如果炎炎选择修楼梯,那么下面吃苹果核这一幕就发生了……[doge]
tAipqXol
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war Korea captain @ han geng was supple [laugh cry] halfway by luo captain @ dance show to @ beka DoubleY hot BKcrew pledge alliance 🍎 ~ Korean team sets a flag, if hot choose to take the stairs, then eat an apple core below this scene happened... [doge] < br > tAipqXol]
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【小伙#同一地点小时酒驾次被抓#:以为交警下班了[允悲]】日,山东淄博,男子张某因酒驾被抓,交警扣留其驾驶证,张某姐姐赶来把车开走。一小时后,交警在同一地点又抓住张某。原来,他判断交警下班了,便打算自己将车开回家。目前其已被拘留,并被吊销驾驶证。tAipVaQ
[[man hours were caught drunk driving time # # the same place the thought police work [allow sad]], shandong zibo, man zhang was caught for drunk driving, the traffic police detained the drivers license, zhang sister to drive away. After an hour, the traffic police seize zhang again in the same place. Originally, he judges the traffic police work, they intend to drive home. At present it has been detained, and a drivers license was revoked. tAipVaQ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜:
毕业后,多少人还在坚持做自己喜欢的事情!你还会想起那个在天台大声唱歌或放声哭泣的你么?请相信,我们每一个人都是自己人生的原创乐队,请保持温度,保持热爱,和@逃跑计划EscapePlan 一起在夏天的天台上蹦跶起来吧! #乐队上天台# tAipGeZfq
[After graduation, many people still stick to do what you like! Can you think of that in tiantai or singing loudly and cry you? Please believe that every one of us is of his own life original band, please keep the temperature, keep love, with @ EscapePlan escape plan in the summer of rooftop scampering up!!!! # # band ShangTianTai tAipGeZfq]
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优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 游戏输掉就要接受惩罚,小酷想采访一下两位队长@羅志祥 @韩庚 ,“两人三足”去小黑屋抢人感觉如何~
tAipqivL
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war game lose will be punished, little cool want to interview the two captain @ show @ han geng, three-legged two people go to little black house rob people how ~ < br > tAipqivL]
优酷:
#这就是街舞# #这就是街舞抢人大战# 原来韩队长@韩庚 是游戏黑洞[允悲],“你比划我猜”游戏环节真令小猪队长@羅志祥 头大!
tAipqMFC
[# this is the street # # # this is the street dance a bidding war for Koreas captain @ han geng is a black hole game [allow sad], I guess you strokes game loop to captain @ show the pig head! < br > tAipqMFC]
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